Journal 1.5.2025 11.59 am a day of love

Dear Journal,

I don't remember my dream from last night. I think it was located in the forests.

I love all my animals.

Just Dial is really harrassing me and I may go to the police about it.

In other news I really love God and my friends and family.

I miss smelling my A's head.

I love his sweet head.

I am grateful for all of God's blessings.

I am grateful for Chotto.

I am feeling:

Happy

Beautiful

Serene

Like a winner all the way.

I have applied Mehndi to my hair. Whoever is at home is awesome.

I love my Chotto's skin.

Love,

Me

12.04 pm

Please get my A to me.

Journal 29.4.2025 7.37 pm Jhumpa just broke into the house

Dear Journal,

Renee Zelweger has given a set of keys to Jhumpa to enter with Hardik Pandya's help. I never want to drink tea with Hardik Pandya.

I want my freedom from Jhumpa.

Love,

Me.

7.38 pm

I am feeling good. My boyfriend told Renee Zelwegger that we broke up. He told me that she is the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

Journal 29.4.2025 2.01 pm a dream about euthanasia

Dear Journal, 

I had a dream about Chunchuni, Eshna and one more girl wanting Euthanasia and it being granted and I become very depressed. Then I ask Ma for my laptop and I wake up.

I have an important Tarot client today.

Life is good.

Life is very good.

Really want my Just Dial ad to stop. Will try my best.

Love,

Me.

I am feeling:

Over the moon

Happy

Feel like preening myself

Feeling sweet

I am grateful for God's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life.

2.06 pm

Ps: I miss smelling Arun and Chotto.

India

India rises today, I sleep peacefully.

Paradise Found

By Doel Sengupta

Love was never lost in Paradise,

The rising son has risen again;

In the nighttime hour on the lost Earth

The fruits of Paradise are sown

And immortality given birth;

Beautiful lovely love comes back,

Hiding from stack to stack;

Cotton is found in abundance

And lovers scream we have

Won the dream!

What seems real is real,

What is not is a pearl.

Letter to America

Dear America,

You'll have really faltered by building hospitals and for the Panama Papers Scam. So you need to step up and have Joe Biden and Narendra Modi arrested and gone.

Love,

Me.

Journal 26.4.2025 9 am a dream... raaz

Dear Journal,

I had a strange dream last night.

I dreamt that I was wandering in our building garden. Then I wanted to sleep. I entered a huge bungalow and told Bu Pi that I want to sleep outside and I picked up my mattress and pillow and cover and went outside where a foreigner guy met me. Ma was also there.

I saw Tirtho from far. I went into a room where he was sitting with Bu Pi and I sat beside her and for some reason got up and went inside to drink water. Then I saw wild animals enter that room and an alien accosting Tirtho. After that Tirtho gave instructions that we should all sleep inside.

I called up A and he said hello. 

I saw him sitting at a coffee shop with some girl. I went into the shop to greet him but saw it was somebody else.

So I apologised and went inside to sleep.

I woke up feeling Arun has broken up with me.

I feel my dream means I can choose safety.

I am feeling:

Drowsy

Full of life

Love,

Me.

9.08 am

Journal 25.4.2025 8.37 pm my family is giving me a hard time

Dear Journal,

My family is really harrassing me. Buro, my husband and my father are forcing me to take sedatives on behalf of all their shit friends and Pa has also taken a life insurance policy for me in which I just want to let him know he has lost all his money.

Insurance is wrong. Life insurance gets murderers to murder those insured. Nobody ever receives insurance money.

I wish Buro would stop believing doctors are amazing people and also hope the same thing for Hubbard and Pa. I'm being forced to take sedatives, wear socks and shoes and roam around as I'm fighting to get my children to me and earn money through Tarot, painting and writing. Pipi is so stupid. Such a stupid human being.

Buro just blasted me because some shit cop told him he is always right. He should stop blasting me and blast the real people who meed help.

I believe he has insured Kit and Melon and my family should really stop hoping for the money to return. Insurance money never comes back.

In other news Arun has gone incommunicado.

I am feeling:

Happy

Fulfilled

So happy that I blasted Buro

Eager to work into the night which I think from now I will be allowed to do.

Times of India is the shittiest paper in the history of papers. It should really close shop. Derrick Dsa is an ass and so is Partha Sinha. I wish these journalists would just stop harrassing me into the night. And I wish people would let me work.

I am grateful for the money I have and God's infinite love, Grace and blessings in my life.

I am grateful for the money I have that is multiplying.

I am grateful for the food I eat.

Love,

Me.

8.49 pm

Roontoon gets an Oscar

Roontoon gets a handsome break

In a Yash Raj movie in the wake,

There in the meadows he finds

A Choco Pie as he plays his life

On rewind; he discusses vital

Politics of common sense

And fills with cash his own den,

He saves every cock, every hen

And uncaged animals by half past ten.

His dysmal days are left behind,

This is a new chapter in his life;

He wants to smell a flower

That really smells sweet

Just like someone he once called Bhabi.

Today he is filled with courage divine 

And his cellars are filled with

The choicest wine and thin mints

Arrive from afar as he dances and sings

Tra La La La La! What a wonder,

He is one of the greatest spies

All because he never told

A single lie; Roontoon is wonderful,

Roontoon is sweet and he shuts

The Condo industry; his days today

Are infinite and he smells good with soap

And has a damn good life!

-- Doel Sengupta

A little girl's art sells for a hundred million pounds. (short story)

By Doel Sengupta urf Tagore urf Gulzar

Hot Guy Bharadwaj comes to the house of paintings where he is stupefied by the brilliance of all the paintings. There he meets a little girl, the cutest little girl.

"Whats your name little girl?" Hot Guy asks her.

"It's Alyssa sir."

"I'll call you Bebushka from now on Alyssa," says Hot Guy Bharadwaj to her and laughs.

"I want to show you my notebook Hot Guy," says Alyssa.

Hot Guy Bharadwaj wears his hat and puts on his sunglasses and pulls out a magic scarf from his coat.

"Baby Alyssa..."

"Sorry sir. You have to call me Bebushka from now on."

"Can you do a pirouette Bebushka?" 

"Of course! Let me wear my Tutu and my dancing shoes."

Alyssa goes into her room which she shares with her sister Ice Ice Baby. She opens her cupboard and at least a thousand times ten paintings fall out of her cupboard and she stands stupefied mouth agape.

Finally after a two minute pause she screams, she screeches, she is stupefied and petrified.

She wonders who did this magic trick. "Was it Hot Guy Bharadwaj?"

"What happened Alyssa?" screams Aunt Alifa from the kitchen.

"Nothing. Just cleaning my cupboard."

Alyssa's aunty Alifa goes to Hot Guy Bharadwaj with a cup of cold coffee with whipped cream.

"Just the way you like it Hot Guy," says Alifa.

"Thanks Baby," and Hot Guy winks at her with his left eye and begins sipping his cold coffee with whipped cream through a magic straw.

Alyssa enters the room as her aunty Alifa leaves.

She goes and whispers into Hot Guy Bharadwaj's ears. "Sir sir. I can't find my notebook but I found the Queen Adelaide's paintings with my paintings. Santa Claus sent it through magic into the house."

Or was it God?

"Now Hot Guy..."

"Yes Baby."

"Do you love Silver Sliver?"

"Yes, of course," says Hot Guy blushing.

"You should marry her."

"I married her secretly," says Hot Guy embarrassed.

"Why secretly?"

"Because of the damned hospitals that existed. All the hospitals and hotels have disappeared."

"Now Hot Guy I want to sell something. I have a business proposition for you," says Alyssa with a serious look on her face.

"Wait a moment Baby," and he whips out a dazzling phone from her pocket and Alyssa stands agape again for a whole two minutes.

Hot Guy Bharadwaj whispers something into his phone wearing a facade of importance.

Finally as Alyssa shuts her mouth Hot Guy shakes her hand.

"Business proposition accepted Baby."

The door opens and Silver Sliver and Chotta Tiger Bharadwaj enter dancing with a 5 kg dark chocolate cake, streamers and samosas for Bebushka and Ice Ice Baby.

Chotta Tiger Bharadwaj picks up his Baby and swirls with her in the air and kisses her and hugs her crying.

"I love you my Bebushka," says Chotta Tiger Bharadwaj with teary eyes.

"Now Chotta Tiger, don't get so emotional. Baby has a business proposition."

"Really Baby you do?"

Again Alyssa and Ice Ice Baby who was woken up by her Aunt Alifa and her Uncle Faiz stand for a whole five minutes stupefied and with their mouths agape.

Important things are discussed in those five minutes as Alyssa and Ice Ice Baby dance with their dancing shoes mouth agape.

Uncle Faiz enters the room to participate in the discussions. Aunt Alifa gets cutlery, and food cooked especially for Ice Ice Baby and Alyssa.

Alyssa puts her Jupiter finger into the cake and takes a huge chunk onto her plate but today Uncle Faiz and Aunt Alifa are far removed from scolding them.

Ten other people join the party from far far parts of the world. It's a wet May morning and Bebushka is over the moon.

She sits on Hot Guy Bharadwaj's lap and she eats yummy food.

Ice Ice Baby keeps dancing in her Tutu with her ballerina shoes throughout the party.

A Bulgarian art collector, three from New York and six from France have come for this special party for Baby and Ice Ice Baby.

"The shit is behind us and has ended," says a guy from France in a blue coat and sunglasses.

"That's not the right way to say things." Ice Ice Baby chides him and Aunt Alifa and Uncle Faiz as everybody is stupefied by the brilliance of Alyssa and Ice Ice Baby's art.

Alyssa makes a hundred million pounds. Ice Ice Baby makes ten thousand million pounds. All their magic art is sold.

Hot Guy Bharadwaj accepted the business proposition and it did not start with a Hello.

Paseena

Kabootoron ki nadiyon mein sarson ka tel behta 

Aur udhar mere chotte gaun mein ek naujawan rehta.

Jitna mai poochoon utne chotte uske lafz utna utna 

Gehra uska dil, uski ranjishon Mei main kaabil.

Kayam karta wo mera pyaara pyaar 

Jitna mai uski kajalon wali aankhon mei takun 

Utna wo karta mujhe lajawab. 

Meri kavita ke lafzon mei chipa uska andaz 

Pyaar kya hota Hai maine poocha aur vo kehta 

Dekh mere paseene ki behti ghaati aur dhool.

-- Gulzar urf Doel Sengupta

The vase

Sometimes blue,

Sometimes green,

Sometimes yellow,

That's where I live

Perky and lean

In a Sheesha Mahal,

Beautiful serene

As all the genies

Recede into the ocean of love,

I reside in my beautiful vase.

-- Doel Sengupta

Tarot Art

By Doel Sengupta

Tarot is a wonderful art

Played for dart by dart,

Card upon card,

Such a beautiful spread

Painted by the Goddess.

The Bank

The teller tells the strangest tales

The cashier is everybody's honeybabe

The wolves are dogs, The dogs are wolves

And everybody wears mascara goop.

The sheets are spread, the charts are made

All for one jar of marmalade.

And in the night the guard hounds

Guard the vaults with surround sound.

These days the bank is my favourite location

Where menagères decide all vocations

And we will feast on turkey pie

And vacation in Bahamas, hammocks lie.

-- Doel Sengupta urf Gulzar

coffee by Doel Sengupta

Coffee is so yum,

I love how it sticks to my gums,

I love its beautiful divine bite

And its bovine blessings on me.

Coffee is so yum.

Journal 22.4.2025 10.10 am A dream so cancerous

Dear Journal,

I slept deeply and very well, very fine last night. I so miss my Arun. I wish he could call me up but I know he can't. My dream gave me answers.

Before waking up I had a dream that a cancer doctor who is Rujvi had called me to meet her and discuss cancer with her. She told me Arun would join me soon.

Arum came after a while and smiled at me. I wish I could smell him. I love him so deeply.

But in the dream I was very angry with him for not calling me up and refused to talk to him.

The whole thing was in a place like the colloseum in Bombay.

Then in the end it started to shower through sky high sprinklers, acid rain because Rujvi thought in my dream that acid rain would give me cancer. I slept for some more time and woke up.

Kit had his neutering procedure today. I love my sweet beautiful Kit with all his beautiful God and fur. I love all my animals.

A 10 is being put in the landfills and is unavailable. These guys are shit and stupid.

I found a brinjal on the road today and did a little bit of yoga.

It's my magic brinjal and I have my magic Kit, Melon and Simba. Kit is the bravest and the best. I was worried. I'm not anymore. I'm not even scared, Nirbhaya that I am.

Yesterday Jhumpa came home and said I'll be forced to take pills. Shifty human being.

She even threatened to have me injected. But that's not happening. Pakka vada. God promise. Shifty people, Jhumkudi and gang.

I'm the best genie in the whole world.

I love my chotto, Shona Pa and God and I'm grateful for my Just Dial ad closing.

I know that the Cotton World job is near.

I'm grateful for all the money I have.

I'm grateful for love and life.

I am grateful for work that pays exceedingly well.

I am grateful for blessings from the infinite.

I think my dream means that Jhumkudi who is Rujvi is a big pain in my life. It won't come true like that.

I am feeling:

A little stern

Extremely happy

Extremely full of love

Industrious 

Rich

Wealthy

Serious about all the animals and my children

Want to smell Arun and chotto.

Love,

Me.

10.22 pm

It's a wonderful day.

journal 18.4.2025 8.25 am love for Chotto

Dear Journal,

Today I would love to talk about my Chotto bacha. I love him more than I love anybody or anything in the whole wide Universe.

Our missions are being realised.

My biggest mission is to remain immortal and to make the world Paradise for Chotto and all my friends.

I love my Chotto's smell the most. I love it when he is grimy and sweaty after his practice. I love how beautifully regal he and his true friends are. I love him and all his true friends. But I love him the most. May he bless me. I worship him.

Love me.

I am feeling:

Slightly hurt

In need of money

In love with Arun, Chotto and Pa

Full of life

Eager to accomplish all my missions

Love,

Me.

8.32 pm

Journal 17.4.2025 10.04 am after a long time

Dear Journal,

After a long time I woke up in a good mood because I prayed to God before sleeping.

I miss my honey's sweet nose with its musty smell and my Chotto's cute soft cheeks.

I don't remember any dream from last night, at least not for now.

I want Pa by my side all the time.

I want Santa to be recognised as the world's greatest magician.

Tomorrow I have to call up Aw from Just Dial. I really wish this Just Dial ad stops.

I wish all good beings the best day ever.

I am grateful for God's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life. I am grateful for the money in my life. I am grateful for the job I am rooting for. I am grateful for this beautiful Paradisic immortal life.

I am feeling;

Shy

Full of love

Deeply in love

Happy

Sweet

Eager to work and live life to the best of my ability.

Love,

Me.

10.10 am

your nose

Your nose, button or not

Is my favourite spot

Like a pot

That harbours me--

I could live

In your sweetest nose

That does the best pose,

Most poised,

A nose for me and only me--

God's most special

Gift to me,

Your cutest nose.

-- Doel

Journal 16.4.2025 5.40 pm Pinto Valley

Dear Journal,

I'm missing my Shonas a lot. I love the Indian Army! I lead the world's best Army!

Last night I had a dream around 2 am that the assassins are from Pinto Valley which is like Ambivalley.

I love my Hubbard. He should not think dear Journal that I am angry with him. He is my favourite.

Love.

I am feeling:

Happy

Relieved

Fearless

In need of a little cash

Want to stop my Just Dial ad.

From,

Me.

5.44 pm

love from all quarters

My husband and my brother are going home with me tonight. Love from all quarters.

Good good night

In the final exchange at 11.28 pm ist on 15.4.2025 my hubbard takes me home sweet home. My Hubbard drives the car home, not shit Vijay and Chotto is safe and secure and Pa comes home safely to me and we are a happy family. The shittiest journalists of all time go to prison by 11.40 pm ist on 15.4.2025. Partha Sinha goes to prison tonight. Hubbard me and Chotto enter the house tonight. Love and life. Love and life. I move after 11.30 pm ist. I go home with Chotto, Hubbard and shona Pa tonight-- my three Anmol ratnas... it's a supremely good good night! Tonight is a good good night!

sleep like a baby

I sleep like a baby tonight

As my cute love kisses me,

My sweet love takes me home,

Home sweet home.

love fills the air tonight

Love fills the air tonight

As from far and wide

And from every side

As true friends appear

And nobody discusses

Brain damage

Or health problems

Ever.

A letter to all my children 15.4.2025

Dear Children,

I, your mother, can't live without you. Your safety, security, well-being, welfare and prosperity is my top priority.

You must know my children that me and your father are the only two entities in the whole wide world after God who love you way more than you love us.

You all are my heartbeat. And I can't breathe without you.

Have a lovely Poila Boishakh. Only Santa Claus my father and God love me insanely. Your father is my anchor and we are childhood sweethearts. You must know that in no way are you illegitimate children. All of you have been born out of a whole lot of love. Happy new year 2025!

Love,

Mom

cap

Nobody disturbs me as I smoke my second cigarette of this beautiful night! Chotto is safe and secure. The Cotton World job has landed in my lap tonight as a wonderful feather in my cap.

beautiful night

As I smoke a cigarette Ketone leaves the house

Chasing a mouse and nobody disturbs me

And I rise as a Phoenix into this wonderful night

Guided by my Hubbard, guided into the light.

Beautiful night!

best Poila boishakh

This is the best Poila Boishakh ever!

love and life for Chotto forever

As I enter the party zone,

The last of Kuntulisha's followers

Grabs a cone

And leaves my Chotto bacha's house forever into oblivion!

Love,

JOURNAL!

me and my Hubbard are not here to heal any terrorist

All terrorists are annihilated tonight into oblivion by 10 pm ist on 15.4.2025. Happy Poila Boishakh to everybody reading my blog!!!! Much love to all of you from Nirbhaya! I am not here to heal any terrorist.

Love,

Nirbhaya

killing stops

Killing stops at 9.40 pm ist tonight. Kuntolisha jumps out of the balcony at 9.40 pm ist on 15.4.2025 and all kuntolisha's followers jump out with him to be taken into high security prison cells in Siberia as I smoke in peace with not one questioning me, with not one disturbing me. Dinner is a lovely affair. Happy Poila Boishakh.

love and life

My bag is not checked and I'm left all alone tonight to write and eat and only loved ones eat dinner with us tonight. The war is closed after 9.40 pm ist on 15.4.2025. Victory for love and life!

love and life win

When I smoke my first cigarette in the bathroom in seclusion after all the fake Buro and Chunchuni characters leave at 9.40 pm ist and all the fake Ruma characters and all the fake characters leave we win in a big way today. The guards go to the terrace of Panch Amrut and break their heads on the pot of Indigo and threaten each other with knives as Army planes fly all the fakesters out by 10 pm ist on 15.4.2025. Victory for love and life!

victory for love and life 2

All the realstors remain by 9.30 pm ist on 15.4.2025 for the party of a lifetime and everybody who is a fakester just departs. Victory for love and life!

victory for love and life

The Buro character goes to the loo and cries

And realises his Runna character is going to die and he leaves the house by 9.20 pm ist on 15.4.2025 and the real beautiful party begins. Victory for love and life!

Journal 15.4.2025 8.38 am a dream of Mohesh

Dear Journal,

I woke up from a dream where I saw that I was looking for a place in Bangladesh to treat my Mikki. Finally Pa and I decided to treat her at a street food place to Golda chingdi... The name of the place was Mohesh.

I miss my Arun. It's Poila Boishakh... I miss smelling him. I love him. I love Chotto. I love Shona Pa, my Santa Claus.

I get sinister messages from Mikki's number.

Yesterday Shibani Bagchi came home. How I loathe her! I don't want her to set foot in this house ever again in the future.

I love my Arun. I want to kiss his sweet hands. I want to lay a gazillion kisses to his face. I want to smother him. I also want to smother Chotto, my little one.

I am grateful for God's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life.

I am feeling:

Relieved that the importers have all left.

Happy.

Have a slight cold for which I'm doing Jal Neti.

Full of love for my preciouses.

Sweet.

Cute.

Slightly pretty.

I am eager to do a good session of yoga today.

Now I'll do Jal Neti.

Love,

Me.

8.46 am

Journal 8.19 pm 14.4.2025 I miss my Arun

Dear Journal,

I really miss my Arun. Please get him back to me dear Journal!!! A gazillion kisses for my shweetest heart...

Love,

Me.

Journal 14.4.2025 3.37 pm

Dear Journal,

I really miss my darling shona Arun. I really miss the fun loving relationship I had with my Chotto when we were small and I really dread the state of the world.

With my dedication for the welfare and well-being of all and my committment to world peace I must be the Queen of the World. Firstly, all the assassins call me the Queen of the Universe. It's high time that the world accept it and accord me and my boyfriend and my loved ones the love and respect we deserve.

The Human Resources and Development Ministry is just not letting me work. I think things will change soon on that front.

Last night I had a dream as I was sleeping that that shit head Supriti Malhotra was attempting to break into our house around 2 am. I think dreams are real things.

Just Dial is also harrassing me and not allowing me to stop my ad. Things should change on that front now.

I am grateful for God's infinite love grace and blessings on my life.

I am grateful for the money, food and Shelter I have.

I am grateful for my loved ones.

I am grateful that my laptop is coming back to me.

I am grateful for the work coming my way.

I am grateful that things are working out for me, the children, Chotto, Shona Pa and all our true friends.

I am feeling:

A little scared because Pa has to go to the physiotherapist. 

Happy and a little sad at the same time because I met Runna on the road and he cooked up some Cock and bull story about Bangladesh.

Grateful because my boyfriend and those who love me love me unflinchingly. 

Grateful that I had icecream today.

Grateful for this journal.

I am also feeling pretty these days and rich.

The banka better support us.

I don't think I want to do a play with Sajjad Khan.

Love,

Me.

3.48 pm

Arun, Arun, Arun! How you make me swoon!

Let all Rumours rest in peace

By Doel Sengupta

Directed by Gooloo

Cinematography: Agnibo who is Sumo

Rumour is the greatest villain to be slain in the beginning of this story by Hercules with Nirbhaya's direction. Gooloo (a girl) and Goolaa (a boy) guide Hercules. Rumour's dead body is brought to the house by Shooshoo (a girl) and sosha (a boy). Looloo (a girl) shoots Rumour dead in the first scene.

The play is about kali (a man), Kala (a woman), Friend (any gender) and Amiplease (any gender) pacifying Nirbhaya about Rumour's death. Kali is Nirbhaya's secret admirer.

Act 1

Scene 1

(In Paradise, in the garden)

Rumour: I have lost every fight against Hercules (trembling with fear).

Nirbhaya: at this moment all Rumours have lost against Hercules. Because (shaking her head) I am Rumi and all of you are just just simply Rumours!!! Fie on you Rumours! FIE ON YOU! HERCULES shoot dead all the Rumours right away!

Hercules: Your wish is my command Madame.

Gooloo: Mademoiselle, please. There will be a wedding with Kali soon.

Goolaa: Shoot dead all the Rumours Hercules!

Hercules: By when?

Nirbhaya: As the clock strikes after one Rumour has left the house of paintings. Shoot! SHOOT HERCULES, SHOOT!!!! SHOOT ALL THE RUMOURS DEAD.

Hercules: I'm on it Madame.

Goolaa and Gooloo (together): let's just call her Mademoiselle please.

Hercules: My Madame Nirbhaya... your wish is my command.

(Twenty army vehicles with people from the Amiplease surround all the Rumours in the Paradisic Garden and Hercules in full gear fires at all the Rumours and twenty minutes later all the Rumours lie in a pool of blood in the Paradisic garden).

All the various Rumours: Hercules has shot us dead. Ahh! Ooh! Ouch! The mosquitoes swarm and bite. We are full of maggots, so full of filth.

Hercules: Gooloo tread with stealth.

Goolaa: Hercules finish this off with your gun!

Hercules: Nirbhaya, mission accomplished!

Nirbhaya: Well done to Amiplease and all my friends.

Hercules: where is Amiplease?

Gooloo: Amiplease has spread itself everywhere!!!

Hercules: (under his breath) mission accomplished.

Gooloo: finish it off Hercules!!! Shoot dead now all the Rumours!!!! All the Rumours lie in a pool of blood.... Mission accomplished!!!!

Scene 2

(In the Air Force Headquarters where Amiplease transports all the Rumours to a high- security prison cell in Siberia.)

Amiplease: All the Rumours dead bodies are here.

Shooshoo: Suffocate the Rumours!

Sosha: the Rumours will never come here ever!!!

Looloo: suffocate the Rumours!

Hercules: take them to Siberia jhola, Shola, Gola and bola and Rola... Take them to Siberia. Don't let them be free Amiplease. KALI IM DEPENDING ON YOU.

Kali (holding Hercules's hand): You can always depend on me. What do you want Hercules!!!!

Hercules: I don't want to see a single Rumour unless brought dead.

Kali: the soft toy bodies are with Amiplease.

Hercules (shouting): Amiplease!!!!!!! Take all the Rumours to Siberia right away!!!!

Amiplease: Your wish is my command.

Kali: Hercules is Nirbhaya fine?

Hercules: She is writing this script as we speak.

Looloo: Mission accomplished!!!! All the Rumours are in Siberia never to be seen again.

Shooshoo and sosha (together): Rumours!!! Rumours!! (Weeping softly) never to be seen again. NO RUMOURS ANYMORE!!! FIE ON RUMOUR!!! RUMOUR WAS THE WORST! RUMOUR GONE GONE GONE!

Hercules: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! (Beats his chest in glee) Mission accomplished!!!!

Scene 3

(In the house of paintings in 604 Paradise but wing)

Kali (to Nirbhaya): Honey Rumour's soft toy body has arrived here! Will you marry me?

Nirbhaya: of course I will marry you any day over any other guy. Gooloo are you fine?

Gooloo: Friend please enter. Nirbhaya is always alright so am I!

All right all right,

Better than scotchbrite!

All right, all right!

Friend: I'm so sorry for your loss. (Whispering into Gooloo's ear) I am just acting.

Gooloo: stop acting all of you.

Kali: stop acting yes please! Nirbhaya, are you fine!

Nirbhaya: please come in Amiplease.

Amiplease: I've brought Kala with me.

Nirbhaya: please come in... we are fine.

Kala: I love you... I love you Kali... I love you Nirbhaya!!!!... oye oye... oye hoye Nirbhaya. This here in 604 Paradise b wing is just Rumour's soft toy body. We bid adieu to Rumour.  Nirbhaya, accept your position as the Queen of the Universe.

Nirbhaya: Accepted at inception!!!

Kali: let's start the last rites. When is Hercules coming?

Nirbhaya: in the next scene.

Kali: Then will you hold my hand in front of Rumours soft toy body. Gooloo please be kind to me.

Gooloo: I am the kindest.

Nirbhaya: Yes you are.

Friend: you are Santa!

Act 2

Scene 1

(In Paradise celebrating Rumour's death)

Goolaa: Mademoiselle, do you want some tea?

Nirbhaya: Goolaa, Rumour is gone. Are you fine?

Goolaa: Yes, I am fine Nirbhaya.

(Enter Hercules and Kali)

Hercules: Goolaa! Serve sweets to everybody. Give sweets to all.

Kali: Why?

Hercules: Because Rumour is gone.

Nirbhaya: (muttering to herself): So we are celebrating now. 

Hercules: Don't ask for wine. But take my entire love. My entire heart. (All my loving by led zeppelin starts playing in the background.)

Kali: I really love your sister Hercules.

Hercules: So marry her anytime anyday because we are in a celebratory mood. But she will stay in this house. You better live here from now on if you want her.

Gooloo: Yes Mademoiselle, this is your house.

Hercules: Madame your wish is my command.

(Enter friend and Amiplease)

Friend: you guys can stay awake till any time from now on!

Amiplease: are you sure, friend?

Friend: all right, no scotchbrite.

Gooloo: this is Nirbhaya's house. Have you two Amiplease and Friend made sure of it?

Nirbhaya: whoopie! Now you've got to marry me.

Gooloo: Just marry her please, soon. But remember you have to stay in 604 b Paradise with her.

Hercules (softly): also 603. Nirbhaya, here is your laptop. Safe and secure. It could have travelled the world. But me, your Hercules stopped it.

Hercules: thanks! I love you the most Hercules. You are the most handsome man in the whole wide world!

Scene 2

(In Bottles)

Sosha: where are Kali and Nirbhaya?

Kala: they should be here anytime soon!!!!

(Enter Kali and Nirbhaya)

Hercules: welcome, welcome sir!

Kali: I love all of you. Now say that darling?

Nirbhaya: (blowing kisses): Yes. We love all of you.

Gooloo: eat your fill.

Friend: play the records!

Amiplease: play it loud!!!!

Kali: Baby, (whimpering) you are my baby.

Nirbhaya: I'm also Gooloo's baby. Goolaa!!! Look, Goolaa is here.

Shooshoo: let's just all eat and drink.

Hercules: I'll never scold you again Nirbhaya. How is your laptop?

Looloo: let's just eat and drink.

Nirbhaya: functioning well.

Amiplease: Rumour is gone. Rumour is dead.

(All in one voice): Let Rumour rest in peace.

Hercules: is anybody sad?

Kali: not one this day. Let's get married soon Nirbhaya.

Nirbhaya: I promise you whenever you want.

Scene 3

(In Qdees)

Nirbhaya: Ruma is gone and the children are in Paradise. We have to take care of all the children.

Kali: I'll never trouble you ever again.

Goolaa: eat and drink well.

Hercules: I love both of you.

Kali: baby will you marry me? (The whole bar claps. There are lights and sounds everywhere. Firecrackers burst about!

Nirbhaya: of course anytime anyday over any other guy.

Kali: Rumour is dead. Are you feeling bad?

Nirbhaya: believe it or not, not one bit.

Goolaa: Rumour is dead.

Hercules: I finished Rumour off.

Nirbhaya: I love Hercules the most.

Kali: Do you love me?

Nirbhaya: will you live with me?

Kali: of course I will.

Hercules: I love you Nirbhaya.

All in one voice: And then they were happy...

Journal 9.4.2025 7.05 pm

Dear Journal,

My Arun needs to call me and talk to me. I really miss my shona Arun.

I am grateful for God's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

haeraclitus beats up the last andie

Heraclitus flexes his muscles

And gives out the war cry

As he gets my laptop back

From Andy's sty.

There he assembles all

The dhoortoors 

With Hercules today

And changes the name

Of my place of birth

To Bombay;

Beautiful Ahana

Knows victory now

And plays everyday with me,

Her mother, with God!

God is always shining 

His might

On my children

And my loves

And by four

Very soon

The Earth is

Cleansed 

Of dhoortoors!

All the assassin's

Are blindfolded

And gagged

And put into

High-security

Prison cells,

Their jails

In slabs.

Victory for Heraclitus!

Hercules always wins

Hercules waves his arms

And serenade all his enemies

Who lie in a pile

Outside qdees;

There in the middle of the night

Hercules has a sprite

Having banished each dhoortoor

Where they belong

Into the Nordic prisons

And the gong

Has never sounded sweeter.

He repairs my laptop

And returns it to me

By the strike of the clock

At half past three

And then the Just Dial

Ad shuts forever

As I'm not charged

A single penny

For Feni

Or for an ad

Ever

After four!

Ahana is my destiny.

Euripedes wins

Love comes calling beautifully

As Euripedes wins the day surreptitiously;

He claims the skies,

Washes off sin from the Earth

As all his loved ones get a rebirth,

No dirt over here,

Not any scam

As any dhoortoor loving person

Is forever banned,

Sharp at 4 the last dhoortoor vindicates 

And we all get our tax rebates!

Euripedes wins the day today!

father's day

Beautiful Saturday

Is father's day,

Beautiful saturday--

The best ever!

-- Doel

Journal 4.4.2025 5.14 pm ist

Dearest Journal,

Gautam Gambhir is harrassing me a lot. I love my boyfriend Arun so deeply but it's been over a month since I came back from Vipassana camp that I have heard from him or seen him.

I miss my family and I miss the normalcy of my life.

I love my Chotto bacha the absolute most.

I love my friends and I pray to God who has blessed me infinitely to keep my loved ones safe. I don't really know what unfolds about me but I know that immortality is here and my loved ones are right here.

I love you Journal.

Love,

Me.

5.19 pm

Honey Money

Honey money funny

In a small little gunny,

Fuel in my stomach,

The cars on a hammock.

Love in my sinew,

Beautiful love...

An excellent day today

With all missions

Accomplished!

-- Doel Sengupta