Life is blooming, love is blossoming and it's a good night for God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa Claus and all good animals!
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
Conversation with Shona Ma 3.52 pm 1.4.2026
Ma: Buri... we will go to buy paints soon. Very soon. Just clean your room just like this and throw the pills. I won't scold you at all because you are my Shona Ma.
Me: Mikkipot.
Ma: shona. I need a massage.
Me: ill give you a massage.
Conversation with Mamata Banerjee 3.41 pm 1.4 2026
Mamata: im coming to meet all of you
Me: most welcome. Please come.
Mamata: what do you want?
Me: some nice ethnic clothes. My size currently is large. What do you want?
Mamata: im buying a painting soon.
Me: are you scared?
Mamata: i was
Me: come home soon.
Mamata: sure.
Conversation with Arun my love 3.34 pm 1.4 2026
Arun: honey... i don't want to touch the painting and the f and b account. What should I do shona?
Me: honey... dont draw cash till 23.4.2026. If you really need money take it from the drug/cigarette/alcohol accounts.
Arun: take money from Buro after the 15th. I am talking to you. Dont act ditzy. You are the last person to be ditzy. Dont do the ditzy acting now. Im fighting a huge fight. I will meet you with the laurels of my victory each moment. Ganesh gawas bawas is so gone.
Me: honey
Arun: Baby... i am not taking any chances. Keep smoking beedis and take money from Buro.
Conversation with Santa Claus my cutest teddy bear 3.17 pm 1.4 .2026
Santa claus: Buri... these chips are for me?
Buri: yes.
Santa: buri... the pill industry... what should we do...
Buri: get our drugs out of the pharma sector... the right medicines with gold and all wont price crash
Santa: you can take the pills but if that means they will harrass you then dont. I am putting cannabis oil in your water. Are you liking it?
Buri: ya. But put it in the food... dont drug me like that
Santa: sure Buri. I have written so many conversations. This is so interesting.
Buri; it is indeed
Santa: buri... i cant live without you
Buri: i worship you
Santa: ill eat the chips... these pills are now coming to the retail market with fresh branding. Buri... your job is golden. Do whatever you want. Clean till 4th 4 pm.
Buri: dad... are you going there?
Santa: no. I am not. He is. And then it's over with them.
Conversation with Hercules 3.01 pm 1.4.2026
Hercules: buri... did you enjoy lunch?
Buri: yes. It was yummy. I had three pieces of fish fry.
Hercules: that is what i wanted. Why do they eat such food in shangrila?
Buri: no clue.
Hercules: i'll provide you with money after the 15th.
Buri: you smell the best. Did you like the perfume?
Hercules: yes .. of course... i dont get sleep when i use it .. you Genie Feenie... clean your room and then enjoy!
Buri: what are you doing?
Hercules: sports work
Buri: all the best!
Conversation with Amit Shah 2 55 pm 1.4.2026
Amit: Dear Doel... are you fine? I am feeling so frazzled.
Me: i am also feeling frazzled but i have a feeling that because of my bhadaas outpour yesterday on this blog there is no threat to anyone anymore. What do you feel?
Amit: you are right Doel. Let us work together. You are getting a job in a production house this month. I am making it happen. You can spend up to Rs 120 per day.
Me: Thanks Mr Amit Shah. Do you have spending money. Otherwise i would send you some through magic.
Amit: by all means send magic gifts. I love you.
Me: i love you too.
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