Our cozy and comfortable home is ours

By Doel Sengupta

All those who invaded

Our cozy and comfortable homes

Get finished off by the powers

Of Mother Nature

So acute

Because it is my buddy day

And my buddy day is

God's blessing on me.

Journal 4.3.2026 5.10 pm ramkrishna mission sucks

Dear Journal,

Someone from Ramkrishna mission has just entered the house and is threatening me. They have taken away my right to privacy. Why exactly are they entering the house Journal?

Is it because of the Nirbhaya case? I think this is Hassan's mother... i am tired of her... what exactly IS SHE DOING IN MY HOUSE? GET HER OUT...

I AM FEELING: 

Threatened

I am angry with the police... they are doing this.

Love,

Me.

5.14 pm

Have no fear Nirbhaya is here

By Doel Sengupta

Nirbhaya wipes out all crime like magic,

She is the Goddess sweet and so delectable...

She is God's consort, God's wife and friend

And has deleted forever the evil

Hospital and school system...

All of them who worshipped her

Wanted her raped and murdered

But she is the Goddess of all the good animaux,

A special girl who is the Genie and the best

At transponding... corruption she hates

With all her might and soul

So now Nirbhaya with God

Wipes out all corruption and corrupted souls.

The Crow Caws Sweetly again

By Doel Sengupta

Hema mixes lalchi in Lila's tea

And brings her blood pressure

To a boil and Nakul and Reyansh

Make a veritable fuss as the

Crows circle Nakul's divine den...

The eagles peck at Lila's stolen pants and plants

And all the things in Goddess's house

Are stolen from her by Lila

And Lila runs a fever very high

As Hema tries to make her mother very sick...

She wants to kill her mother today...

Hema had been taken over by an evil spell

Cast on her by Mary Joseph aka Mary Roy

And Hema has gone evil till Mr Dastoor

Slaps her today... it's a good day for God and Sky.

Extrapolation of the year

By Doel Sengupta

God, Hercules and Santa Claus

Without a pause and with

All their paws keep a strict

Vigil on the year for the

Goddess's safety and

Assuage all her fears!

Constantly they drink

Her tears and don't let

Her cry at all!

So soon very soon this year

God is crowned the

Greatest magician

In the history of magicians

By Santa Claus...

It's God's world,

It's God's way

And we are all God's 

Actors all the way!

-- Christopher Nolan

I don't call up anybody

By Doel Sengupta

The gay fair is going on well

Where people of all sexualities

Denounce Gay Bombay

And all those who hack and scream

Want to team with Santa

And stop impostoring

And very very very soon the

People impostoring as our children 

Have fish with heavy noon.

What really happened to Holi today

Why didn't we play with colours 

And waters spray... why are schools

Such a pain?!!!! The evil school system

Is everybody's bane! I the Queen of the Universe

Have stopped all funds into the evil school system

And Ramkrishna Mission

And we want the evil hospital system killed

And whoever played our kids properly milled

And i don't want to be ever billed

Because frankly i don't call up anybody.

Susu for Gusu

By Doel Sengupta

Gusu goes to Susu and complains

About ten oranges at a rupee in Gayne

And very soon the word spreads

That in Gayne the oranges are

For merely a rupee.

Many people throng

The wholesale markets

And close shaves

Are had by the marketeers

And as oranges are sold

For a rupee for ten

The Genie is lauded

As is her father Santa Claus...

Rkm is a devil worshipping organisation

As is the Soka Gakkai, the people scream

And one by one everyone joins Dawood's team!

But Santa only lets in the good people of the Earth

Because the Genie is the Goddess by birth

And soon all beings know their worth

And the filth dies a brutal death

At the hands of Mother Nature.