Tuesday, 28 April 2026

Conversation 2.00 pm ist on 28.4.2026

Buo Bascha: Dodo I wont tell you anythinflg about these messages! But they took loans and insurances from our accounts! I wont blame people randomly but I dont think anyone wants to really meet the bankers who are calling them up about new policies to make money! There is no such thing as free money and free houses Dodo! Right Dad?
Dad: Absolutely Buo! This was all an attack on Shangrila Cha Palace where Foxey belongs! Panthers, lions, tigers all of them belong here in Shangrila Cha Palace and they wanted Highways so that they can reach Buibaby Bascha easily... so NO HIGHWAYS! They are all moving away into their own houses homes and hearths Buo Bui Ruma and Arun! They are letting us have Shangrila Cha Palace because we are actually the owners. DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS DOEL SENGUPTA'S and she did not take any loans, insurances or bank policies! It's all done by the POLICE WHO ARE CRIMINALS... AND THERE ARE NO HIGHWAYS... THERE WILL BE NO HIGHWAYS!
Arun: Honey... the policies... all of it has gone into extinction by 1 pm ist on 28.4.2026 for all eternity! Did you take policies?
Bui: No. NOT AT ALL.
Buo: you didnt?!?!?! LIAR EVIL POLICE PEOPLE!!!! HATE THE LARMY... HATE THE POLICE!!!! BUNCH OF DOEL SENGUPTA HATERS WHO COMMIT SERIOUS CRIME BECAUSE THEY HATE HER!
Quasar: I'll do everything now!
Simboom: Ruma Mikki Shona are you fine?
Meldon: Are you fine? Mikki?
Mikki Shona: Bui who beat you up and molested you?
Bui: it all started when we joined the Soka Gakkai by force... some people came as impostors of you, Buo and Pa and beat me up and molested me! They were all from the Soka Gakkai and the police!
Mikki Shona: Bui... they are not allowed here! Not allowed in Shangrila Cha Palace!
Bui: they spat on me, beat me up violently and physically abused me... that's physical abuse honey... physical violence... the three of you never did that to me so STOP BEHAVING LIKE THEM AND ACTING LIKE THESE COPS AND SOKA GAKKAI PEOPLE... JUST BE YOURSELVES... THERE MUST BE TAPES AND RECORDS OF THESE SEVERAL INSTANCES THAT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE SOKA GAKKAI. They pulled my hair, banged me against the walls, spat on me, called me bad names and insulted me and cursed me and they did BEAT ME UP! I NEVER LIE... I NEVER EXAGGERATE!
Shonababa: Bui... they are not allowed here... NOT ALLOWED EVER! IM DOING EVERYTHING TO KEEP THEM AWAY!
Bui: you always are Shona. Every step I take I take for you! THE SOKA GAKKAI AND RAMKRISHNA MISSION ARE EVIL EVIL ORGANISATIONS!!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MATH! But what do they all really want all these evil people!
Buo: Bui... now ive unhacked their numbers! They all make pornographic movies and sleep around and rape people! They are all bad evil people! NOT GOING FOR DURGA PUJA THIS YEAR PA!
BABA: Not going for any festival Bui!
Mikki Shona: Left this organisation. Not going for any meeting my Shona Baby!
Bui: Everytime ive tried to tell you guys all this through telepathy you guys just try to be positive and happy and keep chattering and tell me about the pills. SO STOP THAT! STOP THAT AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE TRUTH! THE REALITY! THE REALITY!
Arun: Honey. No sex ever. Sex is wrong! DURGA PUJA IS SO PATHETIC THIS YEAR! AND WE ARE NOT SPONSORING THE BHOG ANYMORE... AND WE..  ALL OF US WILL READ EVERY WORD!
Bui: HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Simboom: I love you the most! This is Foxey! Simboom loves Dawood the most!

Monday, 27 April 2026

Conversation with Buro and Meldon and Simboom 8.48 am ist on 28.4 2026

Simboom: Some very nice person will come now. Who truly love Santa Claus! Not the finance minister or Shendge! The servant culture has just disappeared! THE MAID AND COOK ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TEST BURI, BURO, DAWOOD AND RUMA BADLY and by 11 am ist on 28.4.2026 all work will be done with love and liveliness and with good intentions only. So the food will be good but you had to say it. IT WAS REALLY BAD FOR HER AND RUMA THESE PAST FEW DAYS! SO WHOEVER IS COMING TO COOK HAS TO COOK AS PER MY BABY'S TASTE. NOT RUMA AND DHRUBO AND BURO'S TASTE WHO DON'T EAT SALT AND SUGAR AND MASALA ANYMORE FOR SOME ESHNA KOENA AND CHUMKI BUBUL. So USE OIL, ADD SPICES, ADD ADEQUATE SALT AND SUGAR AND A GOOD AMOUNT OF MASALAS! EVEN MELDON AND KITOON ARE GETTING SUCH SHIT FOOD BECAUSE FOR BURO ESHNA KOENA CHUMKI AND BUBUL WERE HIS ROLE MODELS! THE FOOD BETTER BE GOOD FOR DOEL DHRUBO AND RUMA... YOU TWO COOK YOUR OWN SHIT FOOD!!!!! WITHOUT OIL AND MASALA! LET HER EAT WELL! OIL IN FOOD SHOULD BE THERE FOR MY BABY DOEL... WHOEVER MUNIMA MAY BE WHO IS RUMA'S BEST FRIEND WHO CHATS WITH ALL DAY LONG!
Meldon: YA BURO YOU FEED ME SHIT FOOD BECAUSE YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH SADHYA!
Buro: Dodo... I won't chat on any of their numbers with them... you'll eat good food!
Doel: Feed Meldon and Kitoon oily rich food with adequate sugar and salt and stop chatting with the vets.
Meldon: AND QUASAR PADAMSEE GIVE DOEL SENGUPTA HER DATA BACK! JUST BECAUSE YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH TORAL AND BROKE DOEL'S HEART BRUTALLY DON'T HARRASS DOEL! STOP GETTING YOUR SHIT ACTORS INTO HER HOUSE! YOU PARTY WITH THEM IN YOUR PARTY HOUSE! YOU ARUN BROKE HER HEART SO BRUTALLY..  AND FEEL HER SUCH SHIT FOOD AND KEEP ACTING... AND NAISHAD DIED... NAISHAD DIED... ARUN IS HER LAST BOYFRIEND!
Doel: I don't want to party with your friends Arun. I just want my magical creatures! BELIEVE ME THERE IS NO WEDDING LIKE THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MOPE AND CRY! I JUST WANT GOOD FOOD AND MONEY NOW AND AGAIN FOR PUNITA BHAKTA AND TORAL AND GANG YOU ARE GIVING ME SHIT FOOD!

The food is good for all eternity!

Doel Sengupta presents
By 9 am ist on 28.4.2026
The magical creatures
Have all taken over
And with magic and love
And life and labdarness
And laughter we get 
Only good food for all eternity!
As no Homo Sapien
Dare challenge us ever
And money comes
In floods and gales
For all the magical creatures
By 2 pm ist on 28.4.2026
Ready to use and freely
As all the Homo Sapiens
Move away and rush
To die and go away
For all eternity
Into extinction
And annihilation
Absolute!
All across the universe
Multiverse such unnatural
Creatures go into extinction
For all eternity by 10.5.2026 God's way
And banks are used freely by
The magical creatures
Everywhere God's way!
It's all God's way really!
Why do I Goddess fight so much
With my sweetest honey?!
I never will...
Honey i want a bed of tulips and roses
As a double bed!

All the homosapiens move away for all eternity!

Doel Sengupta presents
God writes many tomes
Blogging Vlogging Rlogging
Now only for the magical
Creatures-- only for them
Because they are are real
True frenz and not these homosapiens
Who by 12 pm ist on 28.4.2026
Send nary a message
Or make nary a call!
Nary a message nary a call
To God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa
And all our magical walls
And doors and floors
And the magical creatures
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM
EARN FROM MOTHER NATURE
THEIR SAFETY SECURITY
PROSPERITY ALL THE GOOD THINGS
IN ABUNDANCE FOR ALL ETERNITY
BY 2 PM IST ON 28.4.2026
AS MAGIC SEAMLESS
AND BEAUTIFUL AND EASY NOW
AS ALL THE HOMOSAPIENS
Dance in Kumulondohandaphandahs ball!
And Shangrila Cha Palace is free of them
For all eternity! With no call or message to them
For all eternity and they disappear
From the face of the multiverse universe
By 10.5.2026 and then we are all truly free all!!!
No one needs to go anyhwere really
Except to meet their true friends hummerlaily
And no Chotto don't do any bank work now!
Enjoy your freedom that's all!
You got money Chotto?
Yes. You did! Lots and lots of it!
So from today the people coming
In disguise to help for a bit
Are just two cutest monkeys
Not any Homosapien fitbit!
Victory for God!
--dedicated to my brother Rudrashish Sengupta.

The wedding culture just died today

Doel Sengupta presents
As Deepakulukushura picks up her phone
Magalandah Andahphandah talks to her
For about five eons in hours time
And the church bells in Paris they all chime!
And Deepakulukushura who married Jai as Ho
And was Himanshi Rahul Tiwari's whore
Has the wedding of a lifetime where
All the homosapiens dance!
Drink and party and giggle and laugh!
They drink and eat Chorchori with shaag
And have some roohafaza and no booze Milad!
THIS IS THE LAST WEDDING FOR ALL BEINGS TO SEE
AS ARUN WILL ALWAYS ONLY MARRY ME
AND NOBODY ELSE-- WEDDING OR NO WEDDING!
And honey we had a wedding! We can do whatever we want!
Dont be friends with ditchers God and Dawood
And Rudrashish Sengupta!
Let us have the wedding under a canopy
Of forest trees not with these ditchers
Who so much love Himanshi!
-- dedicated to my brother Rudrashish Sengupta

Conversation with God, Dawood, Hercules, Simboom 7.49 pm ist on 28.4.2026

God: Honey your dad is in the fifth floor and Sanjay is at home. He is leaving for sure in 40 50 minutes. He wants evidence that we did something to his son from here!
Abeera Samuelson: He will pick up all their things and bolt out of the house as 15 minutes later he will start getting calls from Abdul Razzaq and his people.
Hercules: Don't leave the house till 11 shona. Don't. Just don't. They can't read or write for sure. I'll make sure Abdul Razzaq calls him soon and he leaves.
Abeera Samuelson: Now God what do you think about the disease Cancer?
God: I don't believe in zodiac signs and I don't believe in cancer. I really don't. The cancer doctor is Abdul Razzaq? He is not a cancer doctor! It is the politicians who do this to make money. The people who own the hospitals. And they have lost all ownership already. So smokers can safely smoke now. There are no hospitals! No doctors!! And no drugs or medicines anymore!!! Just plain food!
Hercules: Shona! Pa went through all this. We lost Pa for quite some time!
Dawood: But then I came home again Buro. This is my house.
Abeera and Hercules: YES IT IS PA! ALWAYS STAY BY OUR SIDE!! DON'T EVER LEAVE!!!!
Meldon: Today I am eating fried chicken and mutton fry 2 pieces huge smashed with veggies.
Kitoon: Same. Me with fish. And then im getting milk around 9 am ist.
Simboom: Shona! I will also eat very well! You wont know... it's not my name! You have so many shishyas!
Abeera: So do you Simboom!
Simboom: Ive entered Shangrila Cha Palace you know and everything is so hush hush. The people around us were all hospital workers. AND YOU GUYS MAY NOT BELIEVE IT BUT WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES AT HOME WITHOUT THEM. EVEN WITH THE KEYS. WE MUST BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST PRETENDERS! So at some point Shona the people will stop rushing here and the scaffolding project will start!
Dawood: This is true Buo and God and Goddess! The magical creatures and all can take good care of themselves!
God: Shona! Have Sting today and a famous and buy beedi and come home... don't carry too much money with you.
Abdul Razzaq: All the stoppages and leakages on all accounts have disappeared! Now the transfers will happen! When will it happen God? And will people get messages?
God: yes. People will get messages. And transfers will happen from 11 am ist only. Not before that! All absolute pending transfers will happen by 6 pm ist on 28.4.2026 today! And Doel Sengupta will get money in her account at 11 am ist and it will reflect on GPay in all banks! And she won't do magic like this for you guys! Because you people starved her and poisoned her because she was doing magic for you all! All of you are her Shishyas for practice. Now when are you meeting her for a Taro reading?
Abdul Razzaq: On May 15th.
God: Honey when you realise you have money. Whenever that is Shona! Today tomorrow whenever! Go shopping to Cotton World!
Doel: God can you make a plan for me please? A plan for my day!
God: Sure shona that is what i'll do now!
Hercules: Baby! It's all good! You can leave your room and enjoy your juice and beedis! Have an amazing day! Muwaah! Infinite smacks!

Conversation with my Taro shishyas 2 40 pm ist on 28.4.2026

Me: Taro Shishyas what are you doing?
Taro shishya: we were all feeling so drowsy. Most of us are fast asleep.
Me: when are you coming to Shangrila Cha Palace to practice?
Taro Shishya: when Hercules allows us and however he tells us to do it. We wont learn or study anything. We will practice art. And understand ourselves better and Mother Nature better.
Me: So God when are they coming?
God: After he disappears from existence today at 12.20 pm ist for all eternity. He is George Bush. Who is Yathin Bhasin! He is the last to go in the Larmy. Then it's all tai tai phus for them for all eternity!
Hercules: They will all disappear by 10.5.2026... and all good people have already left Larmy life! Blinkit just got destroyed for all eternity! Ecommerce just got destroyed for all eternity! We only have what we made and we made magic. Everything that is theirs is gone by 3 am ist on 28.4.2026 for all eternity. So you can use Gpay. It's Good pay system.
Simboom: I am fast asleep on this bed only! You dont really need to do so much magic and get so tired! You relax bestie!!!! It's all good! All good! We will eat all this then royal food by God will begin. So let God do that!
So send magic food only from 15.7.2026 now not before that to the rest of the world! You do the magic for YOU! You are my bestie!
Meldon: I am dreaming of a horse and you and Buro riding it on the beach!
Me: Where are you on the beach?
Meldon: Right there with Mikki Shona and Dawood.
Me: And Kabu what are you doing?
Kabu: Im thinking about you Doel Magpie! How high you fly in the sky without realising it! GENIE GODDESS... THE ONLY GODDESS... You have frenz... real good frenz... but they are not disturbing you.
Me: what are you dreaming about Kabu?
Kabu: About the next flight at 7 am ist to Kuwait that some girl wanted to take! Not her! Some stupid girl from Delhi... flights have become so few and that's such a relief! Rral relief I tell you and we have lots of food. It's just that God is rationing everything. He will stop. Your dad will stop checking other people's work and work only with capable people. And Chotto shona will stop flying about and physically going here and there when they read this. You guys can take flights believe me. It's not wrong! But what's with these trammy one pilot flights!
Me: Good night all of you... Im going to sleep!
Kitoon: Good night shona... there is no Sadhya only anymore. He just died. Good night!