Wednesday, 29 April 2026

Ronada Boompa koun dilli ke vaasiyon?

Doel Sengupta presents
Haldi kum kum chao bahar
Ronada Boompa gul bahar!
Nadi Chhohdhe har baar
Dilli mein nahin koi karobar.
Jas hoin ta dhoin
Ronada Boompa ko na aata
Koi desi bhaasha kahet Doel Sengupta
Jo kahe so nihaal!
Toh Guru kaun aapan socho!
Har baal pe na khoto ya toko...
Kit kahe hum hai behaal...
Hum Doel hai har basr sukhhal..
Kauno poocho... kahat jao?
Bole Doel har baar!
Kahe ko mose toko!
Koun liya be credit behnchodon?!?!?!
Sab credit Doel Enterprises Limited ka hai behaalon
RONADA BOOMPA KA NAHIN!
Behnchodon Madarchodon!
-- dedicated to Arun Divakaran and Rudrashish Sengupta and Dhrubo Jyoti Sengupta

Tuesday, 28 April 2026

Verdona verdona

Doel Sengupta presents
Verdona verdona why are you
Wearing a bandana with tattoed arms
When all you really want to do
Is dance all around in your wedding gown!
Where there is God there really is a way!
So Verdona remove that silly red top
And wear your wedding gown this evening
For a plush dinner with your family!
And go to the Hamley and dance in abandon
On the mead and the sweetmeat
And the lovely ducks clucking about
Play with them! And know God's will
All the way! Verdona lamba lambo!

Conversation with Dawood, Arun, Chotto bacha 10.16 am ist 29.4.2026

Chotto bachcha: It's all good. Don't get out of the house today. Narendra Modi and his people are collecting money for every sighting of us. Especially Arun and you. So Arun you can come home and hang out with us.
Arun: Are you sure Buro? Because the extended family hates me!
Doel: That is why honey I don't want that kind of a wedding.
Arun: Do you want a wedding?
Doel: Not really. I want you. You. YOU.
Arun: you smell divine today! Go there only.
Doel: i love you.
Dawood: Buri... we have left the banks. Now we are individual account holders. Which we always were till you worked at times of india.

Conversation with Arun, Dawood Santa Claus, Mikki Shona and Hercules 6.13 am ist on 29.4.2026

Arun: Honey sit at home today. Don't leave the house for any walk!
Mikki Shona: Buri I'm taking my money back from Yoga Institute. Not going there anymore. I've stopped going there.
Hercules: Shona... you are the best! Really truly! Tarot clients or shishyas are coming. But they don't know how they didn't know all this!
Dawood: They are not very bright! They are not even close to being like Genie Doel Sengupta.
Simboom: Don't go down today. It's crazy outside. You won't feel like smoking.
Meldon: Shona... my shona... now Hercules and Dawood are in the house there.
Hercules: yes.
Buri: Have a good day all of you! These cigarette sellers just want the kachra money. They have no money! They are the poorest!
Arun: And they all work in hospitals! And in fact most people did such work! So don't go out Bebushka... Shona Pie.

Conversation with Mikki Shona Dawood Hercules Arun Quasar Naishad 11.41 pm ist on 29.4.2026

Mikki Shona: Buri... we have frenz but those in the Soka Gakkai are not our frenz... NOT AT ALL! Seema Dhir molested you! She molested me too! And Gauri Mohan Anupriya Deepika are so cheap and Sima Kapur molested you and demeaned you and insulted you! All this even I experienced and much more! Why did I stay on for so long?
Buri: I think Ma because there was no other way to meet people since they brainwashed everyone and if you werent in you were out of work! But that is not happening anymore.
Mikki Shona: He Faiz who is this autistic boy Sanskar is Daisaku Ikeda! I think Ive had enough with all the lies! Actually yesterday Ronada Boompa took Dolly Thakore's side. She doesn't really have principles. She wiĺl take anyone's side. Are you casting her and Heath Ledger and Abdul Razzaq in all your movies?
Bui: No shona im not.
Dawood: And Paresh Rawal is writing a movie! He doesn't know how to read or write that well. And you do the right acting with the ct. There were sleeping pills in the Pepsi today and the Thums up which Heath Ledger had put and Paresh Raval paid for it. He never got paid? He bought over the entire banking system and media for power but still is not powerful! And he is only Sudharak Olwe. So stay away from Abdul Razzaq but he is sweet to you? He runs a pharma company with Heath Ledger! And there is no one in Shangrila Cha Palace anymore except us. They are just switching on and switching off the lights from the electricity board! Do whatever you want! You did the right thing by going there today. Today the bankers admitted that they did all this to us for Narendra modi, Times of india Runna Shoilesh..
Buri: Why dad? Why did they do all this to us?
Dawood: Because they are not like you. They are not as talented or beautiful or gifted... that is why all this happened because of jealousy and in school they are taught that they can surpass their teacher which this Swaroop Sampat character always says. So Bui I'm doing everything. He sent Prasad? It was just some laddoo from somewhere not prasad or anything!
Buri: So dad who came home today?
Dawood: Me and Ma did. And about Ronada Boompa the less said the better! You will get coffee and everything. I dont fucking care about Sudharak Olwe and people who worship him! I really dont! Partha Sinha sleeps around! And Naishad never did. You never did. ARUN NEVER DID. Quasar never did. So people were just being framed.
Buri: Dad I want my money.
Dawood: I'll give it to you. Not any banker or cop. They are marauders Thieves SLAVE TRADERS! AND THE NEWS AND SATHVIKA SHETTY! She is only Ronada Loompa a Welsh lady who is Qudsiya's best friend in the whole wide world! And I love you. Not anybody else as a daughter.
Arun: Shona! I love you! Write to him.
Abdul Razzaq: This will never happen again. There will be no sleeping pills! I murdered Nirbhaya! I did. She is in her next life. And I ak Barack Obama.
Heath Ledger: I really want to die.
Ronada Loompa: I really don't want to live!
Miķki Shona: Bui... it's like what i told you. They all faultered. They had people raped, murdered, stole things from them, then framed them in the cases for Sudharak Olwe always! All of them did that thinking he is a great guy? No. They did it because they became jealous of you!
Bahadur Beta: shona! You can do this! Just sit at home now. Dont leave the house! You did the right thing today... but these Characters keep coming here to work. He is also like that!

Conversation with Mododupolukudeyaropo pankaj 8.06 pm ist 28.4 2026

Mod Pankaj: Im never coming back to Shangrila Cha Palace and neither should all of you!!!! Im leaving! Ive just put tobacco everywhere!!! No ganja! No charas for this family! Today she told me i keep things from here to there. I DID. I DID. I hid Ruma's favourite masala from her so that she can't cook! But why am I so hateful? Because im not a real person... i dont exist and ill be out in the next 20 30 minutes! Im done with spy work! Now im going to the graveyard to do the Thriller dance and leaving her alone for all eternity with her loved ones... no one from us should come to Shangrila Cha palace and in ten minutes ill start getting messages and leave!
Her: JUST LEAVE!!! AND DON'T COME HERE EVER!!! And Ma for the kairis I've asked for your signature to be put. Is that alright?
Mikki Shona: Don't shut your door and THROW THE PILLS WHEN WE RETURN. EAT YOUR DINNER WHENEVER YOU WANT!
Buri: But she hasnt made roti yet and she is shouting at me!
Mikki Shona: Dont talk to Mod Pankaj then if she is shouting!
Buri: There is some band outside!
Mikki Shona: All these band baja baarat people are shit... dont leave the house till she hasnt left. She'll definitely leave today because she is supposed to come to the bank to meet us!

Conversation with Dawood and Mikki Shona 7.43 pm ist on 28.4 2027

Mikki Shona: Keep your door open. He has stolen things from my room and my bathroom and your money jar came back today. When you went for a walk the Dumareeneedoodoo character gave it to Buro to keep it back and Buro has kept additional money there.
Dawood: These maids and servants steal things! We are not keeping them! Keep the door open... be on red alert! They do everything for their spy bosses through telepathy... she will only leave by 9.
Buri: where are you two off to?
Dawood: To meet Jaikar and his friend about our accounts! I am not allowing them to come home! Because when these bankers and repairwork people enter our houses they steal things for their spy bosses! Your piggy bank! Your clothes! Were all stolen! And these bankers beat you up and stole Ternan's letters to you and all your school artwork! I HAVE QUIT THE BANKING SYSTEM! WE IN SHANGRILA CHA PALACE ARE INDIVIDUAL ACCOUNT HOLDERS SEPARATE FROM THE BANKS!!! All of them... all the spies stole things Buri from houses for their work!!!! THAT IS A CRIME! AND ALL OF THEM ARE POLICE... SO NO THEY ARE NOT COMING HOME EVER LIKE THAT... IF THEY WANT TO MEET US THEY WILL MEET US LIKE THIS OUTSIDE OVER ALCOHOL!
Mikki Shona: Buri... Jaikar gave you insurance!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what Buro said... so talk to Buro now!
Buro: Buri your Shishyas are good! Not these people! They are not your shishyas!!!! By 28.5.2026 there will be a huge movement for individual account holders only and the banking system has just disappeared!
Arun: Shona! You will get money... you actually have money but the spies danced around with our credit and money and Dolly Thakore before she died destroyed the entire spy network!
Meldon: Shishyas! They can't manipulate you! So you shishyas stop lying who you are and where youve come from! You guys actually don't have money and only have the magic money that she the Genie gave!!!!! So be good to her Doel Sengupta who is the only Goddess Genie and stop acting smart with her and stop acting funny with her! And if you lie your whole life is a lie and youll be thrown off the Truth! And like she said she is not here to teach you guys anything... if you want to be taught go to your police criminal teachers!!! A BUNCH OF LIARS ALL OF YOU!
Simboom: Buri... are you fine? Buro is home now soon and Meldon and Kitoon are with him. Children! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid spies! Wanting to do spy work! So stupid! EVIL SPY AGENCIES WHERE THEY STOLE MONEY... AND YOU GUYS FOUGHT FOR IT ALL DAY! EVIL SPIES!!!! SPYWORK IS ANCIENT HISTORY NEVER TO START AGAIN... Obey or begone!