Conversation with Buobacha 2.59 pm 5.4.2026

Buri: Chotto... what should i do with this script?

Chotto: which script?

Buri: it's called Papad Chutney

Chotto: what's it about Chotti?

Buri: it's about bikinis being allowed in public...

Chotto: what made you write it?

Buri: there was such a debate...

Chotto: send it to me, Pa, Q and Adk...

Journal 5.4.2026 10.49 am eskays vodka is the best!!!!

Dear Journal,

My darling john is coming home soon as The alveoli runs away into the forest... I think he will be home by 11.15 am... my darling john.

There is so much food today for hercules. The kitchen is abrim with frolic and flurry and abundance of cheapest good food from the Mama Papa Fund. Meri pyaari fanaa.

My darling John loves me so much!!!!! I want more never enetertaning wishing soup... but if i entertain I'll be good now entertaning wishing soup preferably altering people's reality sweetly.

It's selling!

The really entertaining people always in reality is never happening. No one will pay Mr Golani bulls in lovers lane. He wants all the bulls in lovers lane. The bulls in lovers lane will be paid for by Mr Golani himself not darling John! Darling John never has to pay for any bulls in lovers lane ever again!

The manch carpets are all being burnt... ours is a royal razai... the royal razais will all stay and Mr Golani can just suck is thumb beacause garish olas really always never ignite in sweet altering realities refluxes ending duress.

No duress for the people inheriting palaces.

Garish seeking ever enlightenment mother anda is now being handcuffed. And we eat eggs! Bah!!!!

All VEGETARIAN MEAT!!!!....

SLEEPING HINDERLY EGGS NEVER DIM ENDINGS....

EVER...

So sleeping hinderly eggs never dim endings and pop open!!!! POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!

we dont pay for bulls or bears in lovers lane... Mr Golani who doesn't belong to this building pays for all of them... Lovers lane is free of crap...

As we inherit all the palaces in Lovers Lane...

For watermelon, musk melon for our best friend Meldon... we inherit it all...

Really irritated sulabh huntrees and big hugging sweets are now being carried away....

And I delighted oldened ever lovely sit and write this day earning maximum for my darling John.

I am feeling:

Happy

Mingling on numan's underwear is arrested today before really irritated titillated enlightened singing hundred.

Lunch is a wonderful affair today!

I am grateful for all I write.

Love,

Me.

11.09 am

Hercules gets blue cheese with red cheese and green cheese

By Doel Sengupta

Hercules bumps into Padro today

And Pedro burps and burps and runs away.

The red cheese with the blue cheese and the

Green cheese is quietly placed in his hands

As he in stead of chanting just walks about...

He breaks all the krypton sweetons as he does this

Through magic... Maji cull Her curlies...

So the beautiful dream is now a reality...

Unicorns dance with us all the time everly...

No doctors come into Her Curlies Love ever...

Her Curlies so beautiful...

Her Curlies win all the way!

Journal 10.16 am 5.4.2026 Thomas Abraham and Suneepa have entered the house and have threatened me

Dear Journal,

I am entertaining sweetly honeyly nicely always. I am kissing over entertaining Nash always.

Today, all the kryptons sweetons are coming into Hercules's hands and the cunning ogres proper will never get them.

It's such a beautiful day!

Suneepa is going to run away into prison today. They danced around with my names. So a rose by any other name would have smelled just as beautiful.

My always reigning uber nash is coming home to me! I am so lucky!!!!

The reigning uverla never noted anna is coming to Shangrila but won't come to this house. The bhai manch carpets are also being burnt today by 5 pm.

I love all the creative aspiring Toms.

Thomas Abraham is watching tv and harrassing me.

I want my noble predecession to be recognized today.

All the manch carpets will be burnt today and lover is here.

The very weird sholas are all being burnt to the ground soon. In fact, all the sholas will be gone soon.

I am feeling:

Brave

Happy

Want Suneepa out of the house.

Want Thomas Abraham out of the house.

Want my honeys to come home.

Love, 

Me.

10.27 am

Journal 5.4.2026 9.14 am I know everything... I am The Goddess

Dear Journal,

I got a juice yesterday just under Inception's creative empire. I got one for Ma too.

She gobbled it up. Under pressure.

What is Goblin overly bubble doing?

He is having a juice too.

And where is a rani raja umbrella now?

They have given it to Caw Caw.

My juice is coming with a high payin such a high payin with such high stakes.

So there is no going away. From the public's gaze.

Today they thought i was MK. BUT Ritesh killed MK yesterday.

Does she know? Does she know?

Double surprise for the public!

All the hedges are being spruced by Doel today. And Dawood!!!! What a delight!!!!

This is nice. Creative aspirations must be entertained by all!!!!

Just like me and Arun... my nash, my bash, my hash, my gash... what a dashing guy he is!!!!

With his sunglasses and his cutest smile.

And my darling aspiring dad... i love him. Every step i take dearest journal I take for him.

The behen manch carpet is being destroyed today by zritesh!!!! He is so angry!!!!

And the Under Garrulous Cops are so scared this is happening.

It is all fake news!!!! The news writes anything at all.

Go now Pearson to the rainbow's end and get me all the delights from there.

Pear is coming home today to give me love.

No juice for Carnivorous mantili. She changed the picture.

The cunning optic popsicle is being deluded by all! And my popsicle is the best!!! I love my popsicle.

In fact i had a dream that i was having a popsicle last night. Where did all the popsicles go?

The veering mascots are going to win. And we have popularity. Wim is deafeated today as we win. Wim soap.

Rin all the way!!!

Today really in nightly dreams i saw Chotto hugging me.

Mohammed Chinese should start again.

Can't lose into tiring ways anymore.

I think i'll yell over garrulous aspirations now because i am great!

I am feeling:

Happy

Over the moon

On top of the world

The juices of all sorts are mine at the highest payins!!!

Ma has just woken up. He entertains creativity langurously entirely sane. I love him the most.

Ritesh is burning all the manch carpets today. All of them.

Delhi is mine.

Bombay more so.

Love is alive.

Juice is sustenance. Ma drink your juice.

Shona i love your smell.

When I need to smell In dream lovingly.

I've been having good dreams.

Suneepa is harrassing me. Ever sweet honey newly aspiring is me. I am the best honiest of honeys.

What the hell is horny Suneepa?

My alluring presence is required each day. That is why I go downstairs. Otherwise i could sit at home.

I am horny honey... a sweet good human being!!!!!

All drivers must be horny!!!!!

I am the best.

I am grateful for the food I eat.

I am grateful for the love I have.

I am grateful for this wonderful life.

I am grateful for my high paying jobs.

I am grateful for Tarot.

I am grateful for my people.

I am grateful for Truth.

I am grateful for prosperity.

The brave janta prospers in every way. I am Draupadi Murmu!!!!

And Chotto... i need money.

If i don't have a job today it's because the masses are also suffering this way.

The Truth is prevailing!!! Be honest... be human!!!!

I live yearning niceness... i am nice.

I am grateful for the beedis I bought today.

I am grateful for the violets and all the flowers.

I am grateful for good health and a doctorless existence. No Doel entertains just like that. Doel is love. Doel is not a doctor.

Love,

Me.

10 am

Band Stand

Killing no more in a high stand

In a church in Band Stand

Where God's precious people

Slay every Nazi and all of their clan!

Victory for God!

I draw tin

Killing no more... aashay gone

Into a dustbin in hell... dead as

Cold meat and as I draw tin

I win, I win, I win!