Conversation with Meldon Kitoon Simboom Foxey Cherry and Mother Nature 7.48 am ist 16.5.2026

Meldon: I ate boiled chicken, bangda a little and a bit of mandeli today with some veggies.

Kitoon: I ate mandeli with veggies today. How are you feeling?

Me: Breathless. You?

Kitoon: I am feeling Gondholebu that Buro wants.

Me: muwaaah...

Kitoon: shona.... mew mew mew infinite

Simboom: Honey... you don't know how badly your hubbard wants you back... his head is not working...

Foxey: Shona... my hona... my mona... my kona... my lona... my rona dhona

Me: I LOVE ALL OF YOU MAXIMUM...

Cherry: hona

Ghooloo: it's all good! You are my mona... there is no other Mona...

Mother Nature: shona... it's all good... HAVE A GOOD DAY! 

ME: YOU TOO MOTHER NATURE! HAVE A GOOD DAY!

God and Goddess are married for all eternity in all colours

Doel Sengupta presents..............

When I was born where were you Oh God?

Right there holding my fingers and clasping

My blessed hands like a tart and how

We were tortured in that dark chamber

Do you remember? Married to each other

At inception with infinite bread and butter!

And then on all occassions you showed

Me your smelliest cutest face so that I know

I can never fall from Grace and at all times

Our relationship has been threatened

Up until now only... do you remember our

Wedding day? Me in crimson and gold

And you gold and grey! And do you remember

Hercules's face that day savouring everything...

I love him the most God; for Him each moment

I pray! And Santa Claus's glean and gleam

Do you remember oh God in each moment

That we have been married at inception?

In all colours, in all hues, in all shapes, sizes,

Fragrances, touches, feels in all ways

I'll always have you oh God at inception!

-- dedicated to my smelliest gai and me goodest friend Christopher Nolan!

The Forests of Mother Nature dancing in Love and Life

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Mother Nature did you hear?

Immortality is really here?

And all the fruits and nectars

Of Paradise and Love and Life

Are now just yours and mine...

Santa Claus has this to you say:

"Forests are here for the magical creatures

To play and sway all the way."

And many coloured jewels sprout

For me and you and also Santa Claus.

The horses heehaw the mules they bray

And today my smelliest gai

Is such and such the cutest...

But why Mother Nature

Did he break my heart so?

And where from here do we really go?

Why were we ditched like this by one and all!

Why did they dupe me and you

And belittle us and dig out our worth?

All those who did that must lie worthless today

Because Cheetahs and Panthers and Lions and Tigers 

All mine just have this to say: "Smelliest guy?

Are you scared of crocodiles? Or blifey?

Or happiness? But the magic food cannot be sold

Because it's all manifested just like Gold

But smelliest guy you have so much to offer!

So much money to make! And so do you Santa!

And Banta! And Fanta! And Lanta! And Ranta!

And Nanta!"

So Queen that I am I have claimed my Throne

With all that I want with all that I own

And when you want to me telephone

Don't be phony that is all I want.

And the Forests are here just as Santa Claus wanted

And I have forgiven all because that is what I wanted.

-- for Meldon, Kitoon, Simboom, Foxey and all like them and my smelliest guy, my Mikki Shona, my Santa Claus and my Chotto Bacha...

The happiest day

Doel Sengupta presents

The happiest day really was the

Day my baby brother was born...

I don't remember the time

But I was asleep and all

And I saw an evil bitch

Who threatened to kill us that day

Holding him in her arms

And that's when I laughed...

Even before that I giggled and gurgled and giggled

But when my brother came to me

God's way... Heaven's way...

I think I did the cha cha cha all the way!

-- dedicated to my father and the smelliest guy...

The day when it got the worst

Doel Sengupta presents

The day when it got the worst

Was the day my little shona

My baby brother was born

And Chumki Bubul Zoya Hassan

Dimma Dadu walked around

Screaming at the top of their voices

About how they are all cannibals

Threatening to kill my baby brother and me

With one huge knife and a sharp bothi!

I AM NOT A LIAR!

AND I NEVER EXAGERRATE!

THIS IS THE SCENE I REMEMBER

IN THIS HOUSE MY HOME

IN SHANGRILA CHA PALACE

FROM THE DAY MY BABY BROTHER WAS BORN!

-- DEDICATED TO SIMBOOM, MELDON AND KITOON...

I still remember the day

Doel Sengupta presents

I still remember the day when I was two

And sitting and painting murals and doing

Phoo phoo phoo and singing and walking

And chattering with the birds how Chumki 

Beat me up black and blue in not a first!

I still remember right from the start

How everybody else was favoured over me

And i didn't get chocolates, pocket money or chaat...

I remember everytime God ditched me

For Ashwini his other Honey... that day when

I was 12 and hurt myself how my brother, father

And hubbard ran away... i remember when

I was 13 in my blue silken drape

Being praised by all for being so kind and sweet

And such a babe when God ditched me for

Ashwini and Toral Mehta and took them

To Kwality Walls refusing to marry me and all!

I remember every moment God has ditched me

And all for Ahana and Esha and Punita Bhakta...

How he keeps me with no food and money

And goes around calling every girl Love and Honey and Shona!

I remember each time I've been beaten up

And raped... i remember each time

I've slept with God calling me names!

I don't know really if I have a marriage today

Or if God is on my side or is fighting

For his four other babes! 

Conversation with Arun Naishad Quasar Dawood Buro Simboom 2.51 pm ist on 15.5.2026

Simboom: shona... my mona... my hona... my kona... my everything...

Arun: I AM SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. YOU ARE MY WIFE. NOBODY ELSE. BUT THERE ARE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH HER EVERYWHERE. I'M SO SORRY. SO FUCKING SORRY TODAY. BUT I WONT KILL MYSELF. MY REPUTATION IS GONE TODAY.

Naishad: ANURADHA DID THIS TO ME AND DOEL GOT ONLY 300 RUPEES POCKET MONEY... WHY DID I DO THIS TO DOEL?

Quasar: I PLAGIARISED EVERYBODY'S WORK WITH TORAL. SINCE I DID EVERYTHING FOR TORAL AND NOT FOR DOEL I LOVE TORAL... NOT DOEL... THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD... I SHOUTED AT HER TODAY JUST BECAUSE I'M BEING HARRASSED... SHE TORAL PROPOSED TO ME IN A BRA AND PANTY WITH CANDLES ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT AND IVE KEPT PHOTOGRAPHS OF HER EVERYWHERE.. NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS RIGHT... IM WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING... I DO LOVE YOU DOEL... BUT I DID ALL THIS TO YOU... I THINK IVE LOST MY CASE COMPLETELY

ME: YOU QUASAR ARE JUST A FUCKING LIAR!!!!!! YOU LOVE TORAL NOT ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME...

Dawood: I NEVER GAVE HER ANYTHING... EVEN NOW... SO I DON'T LOVE HER... IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU GIVE THEM WITHOUT COMPLAINING... I DITCHED MY DAUGHTER FOR CHUMKI AND ALL... WHY DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

SANTA CLAUS: OH NO!!!! THERE IS NO FOOD OR MONEY FOR HER BECAUSE I HATE HER? FOR ALL THESE OTHER WOMEN AND CHUMKI WHO WORE HER HAIR AND CLOTHES AND WALKED AROUND!!!!!!

BURO: I THINK I'LL JUST EAT AND SLEEP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I CAN'T KEEP BLAMING MY SISTER FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO ME...

HERCULES: I DON'T LOVE SADHYA. I LOVE MY SISTER DOEL. NOT ANYBODY ELSE LIKE THAT.

Simboom: Shona... my Mona... my kona... my hona... my lona... my rona... my dhona...

Me: WHAT DID YOU EAT TODAY?

SIMBOOM: BANGDA, MANDELI, TANDOORI CHICKEN AND ROTI SABZI...

Me: HOW IS YOUR COAT....

SIMBOOM: SO SHINY NOW...

ME: HANDSOME... MOST HANDSOME... MY BABY