Doel Sengupta presents
God: Shona... all our problems are completely annihilated today. Did i hurt you?
Me: no. You have never hurt me... my shona phool... my all phool... dont do the thriller routine.
God: pakka vada.
Hercules: Goddess... you will never see Sadhya after 20.4.2026 for all eternity. You are the real sadhya vyas. You are my Sadhya. May abundance of all good things come absolutely bountifully with the magical creatures, Mother Nature and our own blessings upon us. I really love you. GOD IS THE TOP SPY. GOD IS THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE NOW FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Me: Chotto bacha. Can i smell you soon? Stay right here. Dont leave our home. Stay here with our animals and do whatever it takes to make that happen.
Santa: Buri on 4.5.2026 all the reality will hit the yesterfaulted media for all eternity. It's labour day in Japan on 3rd of May?
Me: yes shona.
Magical creatures: on 2nd some relatives our going to come home for lunch and they are already khadaoed for all eternity. They are cursed by Mother Nature. After that they will never see the four of you again. So what you should do is use your cash. Clean your room tomorrow and listen to the routines.
Me: i bless all of you abundantly for all eternity.
Magical creatures: thank you oh queen of our hearts. Queen Doel Sengupta!!!!
Me: will you bless God, Goddess, Hercules and Santa? Thank you and kisses with all my love.
Magical creatures: we are speechless. They are so not like you all.
Me: muwaah (infinitely) to all of you.
Mother Nature: yuhu club was destroyed today all across the universe. It was a strip club. Are you angry with the good people?
Me: no. Not at all.
God: shona... clean your room tomorrow without your specks. The cigarette industry as it was has crumbled now.
Hercules: it was all about the cigarette drugs and alcohol industry. We have that by 1.11 am ist on 21.4.2026. Ill help you find the cash. All the money that is ours has just come to us for all eternity and moneylaundering has been annihilated for all eternity.
Me: you three leave the soka gakkai now for all eternity.
Santa: we have already left shona. They just keep coming home. Ive blocked all the numbers on my phone today.
God: purchase the tickets on gpay. I have won the case for all eternity. No more scams.
Magical creatures: shona. Shona. Shona.
God: good night shona.
Hercules: sleep well shona.
Santa: buri infinite kisses to you.
Me: i kiss your feet. Goodest night! Shabbakhair!
Me: mother Nature and magical creatures i want a Universal Monarchy with God as the Emperor of the whole Universe! Grant me this wish!
Mother nature and magic: wish granted so easily it is unimaginable.
Me: thank you shonas! Good night!
