Magic in a port

By Doel Sengupta for Arei, Momom and Neelong

The ships so grand

That i can dance

On the port

By a pole

Standing

Staring

At the sunset 

Down goes the sun!

It's twilight

And the fumes 

Of a bloody carnage

Line the port

In my sacred Chicago

Where there is magic

In a port

With pots

Of GOLD SO PURE

Being transported

For Luchi Fuchi...

The drug queen,

So regal

And Caw Caw writhes

As the GOLD comes

Crashing into a magic port in Chicago...

And we win

As the twilight fumes

Of a bloody carnage

Line the magic port in Chicago.

Stone rock fashion

By Doel Sengupta

"By dawg... by gawd... by finanshiyal

Prooblems we say that we

Are not in a recession

If we remove arteefeeshiyul

Intellijinz and introduce

Jeens in stone rock fashion.

Caw Caw wins the fight, Her curlies all the way

By Doel Sengupta

Caw caw shifts her curlies

On to his cheeks you meeks...

So soft, so soft her curlies lips...

So we dance and dance

And sing and scream

As all the robots

Go into a ditzy tizzy dizzy fizzy 

Ring... her curlies her curlies...

Caw caw's cheeks in Paradise,

In Shangrila, in the Taj Mahal,

In Paradise... wah Taj! Wah Taj!

Her curlies, her curlies so smooth,

So fragrant, so wafting and lilting

In the forests of life

With all the animals

Dancing, singing

Caw caw plays with Her curlies,

Her curlies all the time

And all bots ring-- "tee taw tee taw,

We are all lying in a pool of fumes."

Because Caw Caw plays with

Her curlies, her curlies

So soft, so smooth, so fragrant...

We win the final fight with Her curlies...

Journal 12.19 pm 2.3.2026 met captain Spock

Dearest Journal,

The cards are good.

I met captain Spock, his daughter and his advisor yesterday. We shared our problems with each other and it was really nice.

Captain Spock even kissed me.

We gave them sarees, pink and blue cream and we played Tarot cards.

Captain Spock promised me he would promote me as a Tarot reader.

The food was great. Captain Spock brought vegetarian mutton with him... it was truly yum... his daughter is so gracious... she has gone through a lot but with her visit to Paradise her fortunes have turned. 

Now Tutubha has died on message but he is not dead... he wants to see who goes for his prayer meet on my birthday on 5th of March.

I just want to be the Queen of the Universe... that is what i need... that is what i want.

We need to kill all the people who have harrassed Captain Spock's daughter Choonu...

Dad is the best...

It's a good good beautiful day.

I am feeling:

Happy

Under pressure

Under water 

Fluid

Totally and completely in love. I had a dream where i was very angry with Shyam Kishore.

I am grateful for Mother Nature's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life and for my God.

Love,

Me.

12.28 pm

Conversation with Santa

Santa: buri... go and get your beedis now... it's all clear for you now!

No physiotherapy and hysiotherapy for SANTA CLAUS ever!!!!!!

Wherever Santa goes these days

He finds Genie people everywhere!!!

At half past six Lila appears

On 25th and disappears forever

As the Chief Justice

Asks for her immediate arrest!!!

Lila is taken to the dungeons

To meet Mr Dastoor

Where she confesses to kissing

At least 20 other men on the lips

To prove she wants to be married

To the right man...

And HAM! OH HAM!

Where art thou?

The hams get her

And she falls down

For all the food and money and gold

She has ever stolen she pays

A hefty price

Ensure Santa and his men!

Victory for Hercules!!!

Lila doesn't cook or fook or look

By Doel Sengupta

Lila cuts a Lily for Dj's birthday

And sits and cries loudly:

"God please save me!"

God screams out:

"LILA DON'T COOK OR FOOK OR LOOK

AND DON'T SEPARATE TEAM NOLAN

FOR YOUR OWN GOATS!!!!

You have a lot of chutzpah

These days with direct

Access to Luchi Fuchi

But you won't be allowed

Dear fiend to ever cook or fook or look

Again after what you did to Hemlata yesterday!

The Army is chasing you now

And off to the dungeons you go!!!"

The Chief Justice wears his loom

And calls you to the quarter tree

Asking: "How much do you really cook,

Fook or look?!" And all liars

To the quotes

Are taken to the dungeons for examination!!!"

And The Queen HAS WON ALL HER CASES

IN HEAVEN BY SEVEN!!!!