Wednesday, 8 April 2026

conversation with all the dogs 11.28 pm 8.4.2026

Me: are you fine?
Dogs: now we are. Since you shouted at everybody. We did not eat properly today.
Me: i am so sorry.
Dogs: just keep writing and it will be fine.
Me: what happened to the Fund.
Dogs: some Israeli dudes are fighting it.
Me: so that wont work?
Dogs: not right now.
Me: what should i do? Tell me what you need?
Dogs: absolutell devotion. We need your absolute devotion.
Me: done. You dogs and all you animals now always have my absolute devotion for all eternity. I love Buro the most.
Dogs: we all love you the most. Even mother nature and your hubbard and your father love you the most. You be devoted to buro. He is wagging his tail.
Me: so what went wrong these past few days?
Dogs: it was these Israeli dudes. They built weapons of mass destruction. He is also Israeli. So they are getting arrested here. Despite being Jewish and all that they built this Hell drink.
Me: why did they do all this?
Dogs: to hurt you. Because you are so powerful. People were brainwashed into believing they should hurt you to see how powerful you are. So buro, santa, king of the universe are the best.
Me: so what will happen now.
Dogs: they are destroying all the weapons by 18th 6 pm in their countries. That is why no body's head is working. India never faltered. This man is Israeli with disguised hands. Caw caw will read this and faint. Just wanted to make you laugh.
Me: are you guys fine? Do you like vladimir putin?
Dogs: of course big cat... lioness of the world!

Conversation with God 10.48 pm 08.04.2026

God: honey, everybody has got the point honey... we are the superpower
Me: honey what is really happening?
God: prateek, runna and braghu will not just work with us they will work very well.
Me: honey what happened?
God: i love you. Good night!
Me: i love you too. Good night!

Conversation with Bruce Lee and Hercules... (true friends through thick and thin gang) 6.46 pm 8.4.2026

Hercules: dodo... im right about everything... my hunch is bang on... amit shah rocks... be bruce lee's friend... not andy's friend... bruce lee and me are making cup of dirt.
Bruce Lee: mom... i am Neel mom... i am the dalai lama mom... just blowing my cover
Hercules: dodo... Cup of Dirt rocks!!!!

Conversation with Manopower Hanopower 6 11 pm 8.4 2026

Mh: mom... they are all dying. We will keep the jails... ill always remember the animal lesson... war and peace... crime and punishment. 
Me: what lesson?
Mh: ill tell you... muwaaah
Me: muwaaaah... are you eating well?
Mh: yes. Reasonably. Are you
Me: yes. Reasonably. This is the final fight in the Panama Papers Scam. Is scotland yard paying us?
Mh: yes. Absolutely.... they dont know any speech... i love you... santa claus is my favourite
Me: let us ride on sleighs

Conversation with sonikudi jhalpaguli 6.07 pm 8.04.2026

Soni: im leaving in 10 15 minutes and the mom is coming home. Just wanted to promote the soka gakkai.
Niteshloluponu amrosolu: i think ill kill myself tonight.
Soni: i will too.

Conversation with Pompajhallikukdi bose anadolue 6.03 pm 8.4.2026

Pompa: i think ill kill myself tonight! All our covers are getting blown... i am a human bomb
Me: do it well.

Conversation with sandgo loria 5.55 pm 8.4.2026

Sandgo: ill kill myself tonight.  I dont want anything. I am a human bomb.
Me: all the best!