Meldon: leave about 5.15. It's an easy mission. Pack your brown bag and go they will give you the clothes of best quality from there just like that! Even if you buy 1 youll buy three because even with one purchase it will all come to you. And with just one sip of coffee the coffee estate is the syndicates which it already is. But this is the entire public's band baja baraat.
Namo: my shona... you dont know how badly i wanted Only YOU to be the president of the syndicate... but all these girls!!!!!! It's a task!
Me: none of my true friends are kangaal for all eternity! Ever! Must have been written out of anger!
Simboom: yes! That is what it is! But it's on record!
Kitoon: Mithun are you fine?
Mithun C: yes i am.
Kitoon: did you get paid for Oh My God?
Mithun C: No. But the syndicate is now fighting for my payment. Even Paresh Rawal didnt get paid. He didnt even get paid for Cheeni kum... neither did Tabu and Amitabh Bachchan.
Heath Ledger: Christopher Nolan always pays. James Cameron always pays... this gareeb Bhansali never pays his team or actors.
Me: I'll make you super rich Heath Ledger! When are you coming home to meet me?
Heath Ledger: I am coming early May for a Tarot reading and then in July for three months of yoga with you. And then early August i want a good painting of my choice. Who should i ask for the rate?
Me: Ask Dawood. He will be right by my side.
Mother Nature when will my painting sale by me with Dawood assisting me come into my account?
Mother Nature: On 2.5.2026 and one Tarot session before that. You can buy one top and one coffee... but coffee only from Third Wave.
Me: So God! Im getting ready to leave. MELDON IS IN 604.
GOD: Just message on the group shona and leave after 5.05 only. Accomplish this mission well. Do you need Beedis?
Me: no.
God: then in that case come straight home to me. Me and Dawood will be right here. Bill Clinton has dosed off.