Conversation with Shahrukhkhan Arun Naishad Quasar 12.31 pm ist on 10.5.2026

Srk: Doel I hate all the people in the building except us... mikki shona has come home after buying things for dumarontoghonto...

Naishad: Doel i still love you... I'm your brother...

Arun: Shona... these allegations were so bad

Me: I know baby

Arun: i'm divorcing all the other women and men also

Me: shona

Quasar: send me the play after 28.5... till when is this digital arrest...

Me: i didn't plan it but I checked the cards and it says Jan 2029... why are they doing this?

Quasar: because they are all so shitty...

Arun: Honey... dont ever cheat on me

Me: have I ever?

Arun: no. Never... that is why there is ilish coming up for you... and im getting money

Conversation with Arun 7.41 am ist 10.5.2026

Me: shona where are you?

Arun: right here. BABY... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Me: Of course I will.

Arun: sure Shona muni?

Me: yes.

Conversation with Meldon Kitoon Simboom 11.50 pm ist 9.5.2026

Meldon: Buro is feeling so lost and he doesnt know how to be found... he wanted youll to get married but the wedding happened and then he cheated on buro's sister... for that and for the 300 rupees per month pocket money buro will never be able to forgive his brother and his dad...

Kitoon: shona... shonamuni... shonapie... you are the best... even Buro is the best.... so is Arun and so is Santa Claus... believe me

Arun: Sure Kitoon... you love me?

Kitoon: yes.. so does Meldon and so does Simboom.. and so does Minestrone...

Minestrone: mishti mookhwali

Mikki shona: Buri... why is this happening?

Me: must be black magic Ma

Mikki shona: i never understood black magic Buri.. but i know now... ill intentioned prayers 

Arun: Shona... my baby... i never called anybody else shona pie or even honey like that except honey for some kids... im so sorry honey.. you are my honey... not these evil children... thank you that the children were not born again!

Buro: dodo... ill explain this whole case to you.... ive understood everything...

Simboom: shona my hona my mona my rona dhona and my phalo phoolo hasna kudna

Conversation with Santa Claus 10.57 pm ist 9.5.2026

Santa: Buri... why did i give you such little pocket money even though you topped?

Me: i think it was because of the mother, chumki and babaji characters

Santa: Buri... i got fired from Crompton Greaves for fraud... that's when all of them became my friends... dont ever defraud anyone

Me: i wont

Santa: buri... i do love you the most but i think for all these people like pipi, chumki and all of them i worked against you

Me: i have forgiven you

Santa: ill never do anything against you ever

Me: i dont believe you... because you screamed at me the other day, made me take pills and took me to the doctor today... you are stuck in the same rut... i dont think you love me

Santa: i do love you... i love you the most... Mukesh Ambani and Pranav Adani are very bad people and I dont trust these children at all... buri.. i should never have left you without money.. in fact i should have paid for your calcutta course and fought for you.. not for anyone else... youve never demanded anything of me... not one favour... Im so EXTREMELY PROUD OF YOU BURI... I MUST BE THE PROUDEST FATHER... I HAVE THE WORLD'S BEST CHILD... ALL OF YOU PALE IN COMPARISN.. BURI WHO DID YOU START SMOKING WITH?

BURI: I DONT KNOW

SANTA: STOP SMOKING... IT'S A WASTE OF HARDEARNED MONEY... THESE GUYS ONLY HARRASS YOU TO SMOKE AND MUKESH AMBANI SELLS CIGARETTES IN OUR AREA AND DOESNT PAY TAXES AND THE PEOPLE ARE JUST BREAKING SIGNALS AND RAMMING INTO MY DAUGHTER AND TOUCHING HER AND WALKING AWAY... SO BURI... TAKE A NICE BATH AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...

MELDON: THE DAY YOU FIND LOVE ALL OF US WILL BE RIGHT THERE...

Buro: Dodo... you shouldnt forgive him

Me: im not... im just not divorcing him

Buro: ya dont divorce him... and thats the biggest surprise... april 14th 2003 you two got married... and you remember that! Nobody told me Dodo

Me: we did... and you paid attention but then Mickey died

Buro: have a nice bath... duniya.. fuck the duniya

Conversation with Meldon and Arun 10.25 pm ist 9.5.2026 h1

Arun: i went against you for money and fame and riches and fashionable clothes and filth and dirt... i slept with Chandani and Kavita but not like that... i ditched you... what should i do?

Me: do whatever you want. Dont chase me and dont act desperate for me. Youve never been desperate for me. So dont pretend now.

Arun: Doel did Mother Nature really say I dont love you that much?

Me: yes. Because you keep running behind her and proposing to her... youve never done that with me

Arun: i have but ill just always remember sex is wrong... everyone turned their back on me today. I dont really have money and all the property is under dispute and people said pn paper it's all your property

Me: yes it is. You always knew that

Arun: have you lost your love for me?

Me: i dont know what you mean by that... you chose kavita nair and damika over me?

Arun: i think it was all planned... but in college you just got 300 rupees for yourself?

Me: yes. I did. And i survived... so your meanness also i will survive... YOU MARRIED KANKSHI MEHTA OVER ME???!!!! AND DROVE ME TO SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!! YOU WALK AROUND WITH HER PHOTOGRAPHS... YOU WORK WITH HER AND HAVE ISOLATED ME FROM EVERYONE WITH NO MONEY. NOTHING!!!! FOR KANKSHI MEHTA... YOU DEFINITELY LOVE HER BECAUSE ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS AND WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN THOUGHTS... AND THAT'S MY LINE!

Meldon: you don't deserve this... it's all their fault... not your fault... believe me they have no money... this Hassan took all your brother's money in front of him... that's how criminal everybody in the world is... so do you want to marry Hassan Gafoor?

Me: Joke... biggest joke on the planet...

Arun: Doel... mother Nature tell you i called her honey and shona pie?

Me: yes. She did...

Arun: i should not have spoken such harsh words and you are my honey... but i dont think you believe me... and you are not clingy... will we be able to work our relationship out?

Me: WHAT RELATIONSHIP?

Arun: Us

Me: WHAT US? I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS AN US.. YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME BOTH YOU AND KANKSHI ARE TOGETHER... THEN YOU AND CHANDNI... THEN YOU AND SOME RUMA GHOSH AND SOME PUNITA BHAKTA

Arun: I didnt know that in college your dad only gave you 300 rupees per month...

Me: you did this in every life... in this life i want to live... I WANT IMMORTALITY

Arun: sure shona... im sorry for being so infidel... im sorry... itll never happen again

Me: BUT YOU DONT DESERVE SO MUCH GRIEF.. AND IM NOT DOING THIS TO YOU.. SO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT... IF YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE SO BE IT... BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE ME

Arun: i wont do that 

Me: BUT YOU ALREADY DID THAT BEHIND MY BACK AND THEN TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD I AM PSYCHO

Arun: sorry

Conversation with Meldon Simboom Kitoon Mother Nature and Buro 9.20 pm ist 9.5.2026

Meldon: this is the best thing ever! Watch the next part of your life story unfold... the best is yet to come... it's a surprise for you... theyll stop chanting after brutal violence against them... your hubbard will never act against you... your brother will always be aligned with your heart and your father will pine for love that only you gave him... no one else... this choreographer is Kavita Nair's husband Koushik... they are chanting because they want explanations... if the chant is wrong why did Karan Johar propogate it? This is what is happening... and Karan Johar's movies are always flops... in fact ecerybody will watch srk's in-house production to see what he really has to say... he doesnt need to pray for it... THE ENTIRE FILM INDUSTRY AS IT WAS IS GONE...

SIMBOOM: You are shooo cute... i cant wait to hug you

Me: i cant wait to smell you and kiss you

Meldon: and me?

Me: you... you... words cant express how i feel about you and all of you... simboom always hugs me and kisses me... that's how he is... expressive.. super expressive and super handsome

Meldon: and i am the cutest?

Me: each and every one of you is... meldon what do you think..

Meldon: shona... your hubbard is crazy about you... you are a daddy's girl... your father is going to beat up Karan Johar tomorrow and he knows that... and your brother... theres no trick in his book that he didnt use today

Kitoon: shona.. my ears... everybody's ears.. you are the sweetest

Mikki shona: shona... you are the best.. everybody including kjo wants to marry you... and im trying to find out why? Do you think it's because of the movies...

Me: yes.

Arun: no. Actually you are the greatest catch... aishwarya rai... that's so darned amazing for me... im going to beat you up black and blue tomorrow KJo... because today ive understood simply everything... now just leave me and my family alone...

Baba: Buri... i love you the most.. im beating up a few people.. then ill come home...

Buro: Dodo... dont forget our immortal friendship... i cant live without you

Me: Chotto bachcha I love you the most

Mother Nature: shona...

Conversation with Meldon Kitoon Simboom and Foxey 8.41 pm ist 9.5.2026

Meldon: Have a happy night! Your father lost his bet!

Me: what bet?

Meldon: that he always did the right thing with Dinesh Nair.... it was a bet in front of the Gohonzon that your hubbard and father till 12 pm ist today believed had magical powers and they chant dont chant? They are not just lost. They are feeling empty. How are you feeling?

Me: full of love and life... ramkrishna mission sucks right Meldon?

Meldon: Big time!... worst place....

Simboom: go down... have a big soda and a focus and come up... your father and hubbard want to discuss something about the company? Why dont they discuss it in front of you? Because there is a stop gap notice on the company... it's running on your last life's account... dhrubo ruma... you and your dad... no other ruma... when will it start? On 6th of august..  somehow you guys are falling into the same rut for the same mistakes.

Foxey: Money has also come to you today. Your hubbard tried to buy you over with a cheap gift... so cheap of him... a cheap meaningless gift by some Ruma Ghosh... who proposes to him now and then... dont tell him he could marry her... it's not your fault... he enjoys the proposals but he wont by 10 pm ist eapecially Candy's incessant proposals

Kitoon: Buro has never tried to act so normal ever. Finally we have our mental happiness back.

Mother Nature: Go down. The police wants to hear what they say.

Me: sure Mom.