Conversation 8.33 pm ist on 5.5.2026

Buri: Shona... don't worry about a thing. The call will come by May 25th.

Chotti: yes Shona it's all good. THROW THE PILLS!

Simboom: DONALD TRUMP, HEATH LEDGER AND BILL CLINTON ARE BAD... YOUR HUBBARD LOVES YOU THE MOST... HE DOES

Chotti: how are you Simboom and Meldon?

Simboom: im eating well and all that but really missing you.

Buri: same here.

Meldon: people are feeling zapped and broken and feel like they have had a nervous breakdown.

Kitoon: noon noon noon... what happened at noon? The food was so bad today! And so little from some Aparna character who thinks she is Julia Roberts because the media told her that. She is just a cadaver.

Chotti: now Kitoon do I have children?

Kitoon: yes. But definitely not these 15 children who meet you all the time in disguise.

Chotti: when are you coming home.

Kitoon: Im at home only.

Mother Nature: Just had to fight because of Heath Ledger.

Christopher Nolan: Shona... shona... my shona... it's all good... believe me... chuck Medium...

Buro: Buri you can ask me for money anytime. Ive kept it prepared for you. THROW THE PILLS.

CHOTTO: You... you Doel are so naughty!

Doel: You say that Chotto... i love Buro the most.

Buro: im touched... chu liya tune mere mann ko...

Conversation 6.13 pm ist 5.5.2026

Dawood Santa Claus: Shonabui... I'm home. You got the job today! How? Through an email which Mahesh Chouhan from Salt Brand didnt show on your interface. So you'll get the call.

Buri: yes. Santa claus is right. By 15th of May the calls will come for all four of you.

Arun: Sure Buri?

Chotti: yes.

Arun: Shona! My mona! My kona! My lona! My rona dhona and my hasna khelna kudna.

Buo: im leaving from 3rd floor in 15 minutes. DON'T TAKE THE PILLS. I'LL RELEASE EVERYTHING FOR YOU. AND AFTER 8TH OF MAY YOU CAN ASK ME FOR MONEY. TODAY WE BECAME INDIVIDUAL ACCOUNT HOLDERS AND LEFT THE BANKING SYSTEM FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Conversation with Buri and Chotti 5.29 am ist 5.5.2026

Buri: You don't need to forgive anybody. They need to forgive themselves absolutely and that will definitely not happen through any Buddhism! They are shitty stupid people! And your brother beat you up. Don't ever forget that. Your hubbard beat you up. Don't ever forget that. Your father cheated you. Don't ever forget that.

Chotti: Shona Muni... you are the most beautiful of all beauties!!! BELIEVE ME!!!! NO MATTER HOW MUCH GAURI MOHAN CHANTS TO SEDUCE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HAVE HIM CALL HER MOST BEAUTIFUL!  WHICHEVER SHITTY PERSON SHE MAY BE. YOUR ACCOUNT WORK WILL HAPPEN IN JULY! SO APPLY FOR JOBS.... AND DONALD TRUMP IS NOT YOUR LAWYER... THERE IS NO LAW SO NO LAWYERS!!!! JULY 18 IS ACCOUNTS DAY! AND YOU ARE STILL THE PRESIDENT AND RAW CHIEF!!!!!

Buri: you will get a job by May 5th. Not before that. BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD, BROTHER AND DAD GAVE DONALD TRUMP ALL DECISION MAKING POWERS. AND HE HATES YOU!!! MR BHANDARI WHO IS DONALD TRUMP HATES YOU BUT HE LOVES YOUR HUBBARD WHO WAS TRYING TO CONTROL THE OFFICE WITH PRIYANKA AND THEY HAD YOU SACKED. SO YOUR BROTHER, HUBBARD AND FATHER ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK IN THE SAME OFFICE AS YOU EXCEPT IN DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED.

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon and Hercules 5.12 pm ist 5.5.2026

Simboom: Your hubbard got married to four daughters? He fell in love with four women other than you!!! Some shitty television actresses! That is why he has massively low self esteem these days! Naina!!!! 

Meldon: Buro hit you? And never aplogised? IT WAS BECAUSE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH SOME SHITTY SADHYA WHO REALLY DOESN'T HAVE A BATH AT ALL!

Kitoon: I LOVE YOU THE MOST!

Simboom: SO DO I!

Me: I've forgiven but I'll never forget. Do i have to pop pills today Simboom?

Simboom: BELIEVE ME NOOOOOO!!!!

My Wedding

By Doel Sengupta

My wedding is the greatest HEADING

When all of you me just stop DARING...

And stop copying and plagiarising

And with tails between your hind legs

Eat the food and run away whimpering

Because it is a fact-- IT IS MY WEDDING!!!!

Not anybody else's! Victory for my love life!

Freedom mine

By Doel Sengupta

Freedom is mine in Freedom Mine

Where the greatest revolutions are fought

And there I don't languish, I always toil!

In freedom I am always free flying high

Into the sky like a bird of everything that is good

Good good good good gooding about allways!

My goodness is because I was born free

In Freedom Mine and Shangrila Cha Palace

My destiny! And there and here and everywhere

I fly about like all that is now free from slavery

Basking in the sun of my greatest glory!

Freedom is mine in Freedom Mine!

The Proposal

By Doel Sengupta for her hubbard

My shona, my mishti shona you smell divine

And you are my greatest phool, my gulaab ka phool!

So much so that I could eat you up

Burp and burp and burp and burp

That I've had the best feast of my delight...

Your sweet smell and your lovely emotions

And your hair and your beard tingling me

And your shweetest shweetest kindest eyes

With Santa Claus right there! With Hercules all prepped

You are my greatest prize... my lovely only possession really...

Because I have everything only if I have you...

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HUBBARD

BECAUSE OF THE SHIT MEDIA

AND THE WRONG PEOPLE THE POLICE...

COME HOME TO ME ONCE AGAIN

AND GIVE ME A CALL PLEASE...

MY EVERYTHING MY SHWEETEST

MY BABIEST, MY ALL AND MY EVERYTHING!

I love you HUBBARD AND YOU ARE MY MEANING

AND MY REASON AND MY EVERYTHING!