the meewbhdeeyah is owhrs

By Doel Sengupta

hey meehdeeyah yooh are so sweet

Just like Mother nature for you and me.

I dance and sing and prounsce about

And chant chansons clean and rwhound.

It isz such a wuhmderfuhl dehy tuhdehy

And I love you more than ever.

May owhl of you get the taste

Owf the goohd meedeeyah.

I love my sheikh ridy!

Coverszestheonsz wirdh my shona Sherlock Holmes and Hercules 4.37 pm ist on 19.4.2026

Herceowhlbeebs: buri are you fine? Are you sleepy?

Me: a little. I need my razzmatazz shugahchaicohwfee and all my Mother Nature all across the Universe to come to me God Yoeuwh and Santa!

Hercowhlbeens: you are the cutest. Obhwhy?

Me: to preserve my people animals and Santabh and make Mother Nature coehme ahlive!

Buro: go to sleep.

Sherlock holmes: write for santa.

Conversehtszhen with owhrun

Owhrubn: Owhrubn is your ohnly lohvere na.

Doel: what about the wouldnt it be loverly people?

Owhrubn: Boohri yooh ahre brilliehnt.

Doel: Owhrun whehnhe wihll you cowhlhe me uhbp?

Owrubn: I cowhled yooh today. You blocked the number.

Doel: i zsee.

Owrubn: ahre yooh fihne?

Doel: Absohlubhtely. Yooh?

Owrunn: kickass. Go have a quick cup of tea.

Conversation with Mother Nature

By Doel Sengupta

Mother Nature: i lorhve you the most. The Fourlahyahs ahre everything to me. You have survived the wahrsht becauhse you prayed for immortality!!!!!! And immortality is here. Now why is everybohrdy so blahdy mad?

Doel: Becauhse Mother Nature I am the little trickster.

Mother Nature: Dad Razz Ma Tazz is Mother Nature to you?

Doel: yehzs. Always. Every stehp I tehke Mother Nature is for him.

Mother Nature: what do you think about yeuwhre true freuoendsz. 

Doel: they ahre my jaans. Qwhehn wihll they come to normal Mother Nature. Szoon. Very szoon. Why don't ae really prehy to the suhn and the moohn!

Conversation with Shanti, nirbhaya, draupadi murmu, christopher nolan, hercules, denzel washington, doel and simboom who is hercules

Shanti: doel are you fine in ontario?

Doel: ive taken charge of all the military camera's in ontario for Christopher Nolan.

Nirbhaya: i blew everybody's cover with benjamin netanyahu's wife. I wont do that again. Sorry doel

Doel: it's altright. When is the wi fi coming back simboom?

Simboom: by 3 pm ist hercules.

Draupadi murmu: just let it be. Ill heal everybody.

Denzel washington: there is no therapy or doctor acting for anybody. DRAUPADI MURMU THE GREATEST HEALER WILL PROVE IT.

Hercules: all the best with the movie guys.

Christopher nolan: draupadi murmu direct the healers well in this movie.

Draupadi murmu: sure christopher nolan. Will we get the main military camera Simboom?

Simboom: yes. Draupadi murmu. We are all the best. All spies are the best. Right doel?

Doel: yes.

Conversation with Bruno, Meldon and Simboom and Simba and Ari and Andy and Hercules 11.29 am 12.4.2026

Bruno: who acted like Vladimir Putin and deleted all your data?

ME: IT WAS BHALLA AND HIS PRESSWALA GANG FROM THE VADA PAV SHOP.

Simboom: This was for the COURIER SERVICE TO FIGHT THE POSTAL SERVICE.

ARI: SO THAT THE PSYCHIATRIC PILLS ARE DELIVERED...

Meldon: you stay at home then go down after 1 pm for some time. Shut the window.  The press walla gang is playing the loudspeakers and running the soka gakkai.

Me: i know all this. Now i want the police to use their heads with the allegations. I dont mean the real vladimir but Bhalla.

Hercules: it's all good... after some time they wont ever create difficulties or suffering. 

Andy: are you fine?

Me: a little heartbroken but fine. Some dog and cat in france is not being fed properly today. Make sure all the animals eat properly.

Hercules: done deal. All the animals will eat well and properly.

Bohwle kaheh koh ghubraye mere yaaron

By Doel Sengupta

Mere nahszeehb meih kyarh khwaahb hai?

Bataun aaj mhy darhling frewbhnds?

Mai kaun hoon? Aapki pyaari Nirbhaya

Who is Lady Gaga! Who is Michael Jackson!

Who is many stars!

Or am I a superstar!

You guys make me who I am...

And i am the last person to fight with kudrat...

So don't fight with Kudrat...

-- Jhilik presents

-- Doel Sengupta presents