Abhi Na Jeuao Chhohdh Kar Jesus Christ by Gulzar

By Doel Sengupta

Dear Yeshu please be mine

I love you so much Arun

Come back to me now.

I really miss you

Kyunki dil abhi

Bhara nahin sweetest heart...

Abhi na jao chhohdh kar!!!

Abhi na jao chhohdh kar my yeoshu my Jeezis kriste

-- Doel Sengupta

All the rumours come alive agaib

By Doel Sengupta

ALL THE RUMOURS COME ALIVE

BECAUSE RUMA IS ALIVE

AND WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

BECAUSE MY RUMI LIVES ON!!!

REMOVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES I SAY!!!!!

FUCKING REMOVE THEM I SAY!!!!!

REMOVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES!!!!!

YOU WILL SIN IF YOU DONT...

DONT BE CURSED BY ME!!!

BE BLESSED!!!

-- Doel Sengupta who is the biggest Bakchod

(Abhi na jao chhohdh kar Jesus Christ- by Gulzar!!!)

Vegetarian meat is vegetarian food

Good free food for all

From Jesus Christ

Because he survived

The onslaught!

The cruci is who shona?

Is it you my chalice?

My Janice?

My shona!!!!

-- conversation between Mother Mary and Jesus Christ...

The cutest heart Jesus Christ is here... love who is Lady Gaga has aurvived the onslaught.

-- Nirbhaya.. (because Nirbhaya is alive... the newspapers lied... REMOVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES I SAY!)

Rumi, Runi and all my shonas infinity is here: Jesus Christ has survived the onslaught... remove the slaughterhouses!

My Sheshu.... how are you?

Looking so magical like my Rumi

My Rumi my ruma... where

Are all the rumours all you sweetest

Hearts of mine... magic is here!

Magic survived the onslaught!!!

Off the slaught!

There are no slaughts anymore!

-- Mother Mary

Conversation with Arun, Buobacha, ShonaPa Deejay 7.24 am 18.4 2026

Arun: shona it's all good. It's me. Quit smoking for some time please.

Me: of course baby! Anything for you!

Buobacha: don't listen to music tiil 8.40

Me: anything for you shona

Shona Pa Deejay: buri... im coming home. Im playing tennis today.

Me: i love the three of you maximum.

Conversation with Hubbard 12.46 pm ist on 16.4.2026

Hubbard: honey. I love you the most. Who is this movie creation for?

Honey: for hercules who is the best friend to all these peepul trees i love so much.

Hubbard: so you love them?

Honey: i love you.

Hubbard: how much?

Honey: ill keep laying the whole universe at your feet you king khan for all immortal eternity in this Paradisic life.

Hubbard: honey you are the loveliest.

Honey: do you love mother nature?

Hubbard: the next film i direct is for you?

Honey: when is this movie getting over?

Hubbard: 28th for all the animals creativity.

Honey: what is horizon view?

Hubbard: the earth is ellipsoid shona bebululupie.

Honey: what will happen now?

Hubbard: you and me and our friendship and sweetiness will happen.

Honey: so you havent left me?

Hubbard: who told you i left you? Was it Monica... friends is shit... all the animals say that... but our friends are the greatest.

Honey: yes. They are all the greatest magical creatures of the universe. Ill give you your wifo tomorrow through magic.

Honey: you make me so shy.

Hubbard: have some tea.

Honey: goodest night. Kishoos.

We stay away from the police for Nolan

By Doel Sengupta

Nolan Nolan where are you?

I say if you are really good

Leave the sexually liberated

Prostitutish police force

Who created the corpse cannibals 

To fight God and kill him

Because the Pope worshipped evil!

Nolan says leave the police force!!!!!

Leave!!!! Nolan's friends have abandoned the

Police force for all eternity now! Victory for God!