Saturday, 30 May 2026

Conversation with Mikki Shona 9.10 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Mikki Shona: Ive decided to spend some time in panch Amrut with Sadhya. Buro Meldon and Kitoon are not here. Just sleeping in another room. She says she wants to divorce Buro because he is so harsh. Plan is to go to 702 soon and not sleep with her. But she is in Panch Amrut. Panch Amrut is disputed property right now but rightfully it is your house. So I'll eat dinner and leave soon. She is spending time here. This is Namita Devidayal who is divorcing Buro. You have to divorce Amar Mohite. All my divorces happened today.
Bui: why are you doing this?
Mikki Shona: To make sure the divorces happen....
Bui: when are you coming home?
Mikki Shona: Soon... im really sorry about all this... but how can people marry us against OUR WISHES!!!!!!
Kitoon: WOAHPAAAAAAH!!!! UN DOS TRES... WOPASSI DOPASA MARIA... UN DOS TRES... WOPASSI DOPASA... SHONA... BURO IS ZAPPED... HE NEVER GOT MARRIED BUT HE IS GETTING DIVORCED FROM SO MANY WOMEN?!!!!! AND YOU HAD TO DIVORCE SO MANY MEN!!!!!!!
Meldon: Shona... it's all good... the divorce... the wedding... the EXTRAAAAAMARRRITAAAL AFFAIR... SO LEWD IT ALL WOOOOSSSZ...
SANTA claus: Make yourself some tea, pray and sleep... this BLOG CHAT IS FANTASTIC

Conversation with Meldon and the Horses 8.20 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Buri: Meldon where is she, Mikki Shona?
Meldon: She is gallavanting with four maid servants trying to understand if they were ever raped and if there are any rape charges against us there? THIS WHOLE THING IS BLOWING UP A STORM IN THE MEDIA!!!! NO CHEATING ALLEGATIONS... BUT THAT THE SERVANTS THINK THEY HAVE THE PROPERTY... THIS IS THE BIGGEST BLOWUP BY DOEL SENGUPTA GOING LIVE ON CNN... BUT SANTA WATCHES ANYTHING BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP YOU DELUDED FROM THE HARSH WORLD... IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY...
Horses: In your case... THE PILLS ARE NOT REQUIRED AND YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF THE UNIVERSE.... YOU ARE THE BEST... YOU SAVED ALL SOULS... THE WORST PERSON BECAME GOOD TODAY... YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST... BAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!
Kitoon: SHONA... WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? I WANT COFFEE... YOU TOO?
BURI: YES SHONA... I WANT COFFEE....
ARUN: BABY... YOUR MOM WILL BE HOME SOON... I AM DOING EVERYTHING FOR US... I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU... THE LAST THING YOU ARE IS MAD... I LOVE YOU...
BUO: SHONA... IM GOING TO RAKE UP A STORM ABOUT THESE KILLINGS
BUI: YOU DO THAT BUO BASCHA...
SANTA CLAUS: PLEASE THROW PLLS...


Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon and Simboom 7.54 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Simboom: Kawpowwweeeeingohhdoo! Everything is so funny... who called up your father is Shibani Bagchi from a particular number... tomorrow it's his turn to get divorced since he is such a frannndly guy! Your hubbard is getting divorced right now from four ugly maidservants... It's sooooooo funny... so funny for us... and you can play with the animals and talk to them... you can
.. there is no one to stop you... the cigarette scam is hitting the news... the fake news scam is hitting the news.. AND YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR!!!!
DOEL: I LOVE YOU SIMBOOM! I WANT YOU SIMBOOM....
SIMBOOM: YOU HAVE ME..... SNUGGLES....
Meldon: Buro just got back home to 702 and Mikki Shona is not here... Santa Claus is such a liar!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS TRYING TO BE PURRRRRRRRFAAACT!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HAVE BACON HAM IN SOME TIME WITH EGGS SOON....
Kitoon: SHONA... SIMBOOM..... MMMMMMMMHHHHHH... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHONA... MY MONA... MY KONA... MY RONA DHONA

Friday, 29 May 2026

Making hay

By Doel Sengupta

Work comes in troves and soon
Very soon as many moons
Have gone by on the sigh
And I sit oh on high
This day, this very day
On the mountain by the bay
A niggling pygmie wishes to see
If I would bury ill will!
And I have! I HAVE! 
For infinite money is mine!
Infinite money on the bay
When all my love is making hay!

Loverge on Lover's Lane

Doel Sengupta presents........

Loverge on Lover's Lane
Doverge for the doves!
And sweetest pies in the heart
Of hives in the chives
In the motlam pan of Love and Life
And sweetest lovely life in immortality...

Coffee coffee coffee!!!!!

By Doel Sengupta

Coffee coffee coffee for me
For free on the hawfee!!!!!
Donaldang sobaldang!!!!!
Coffee coffee coffee
For me on the dowfee!!!!!
Coffee for free for me!!!!

It's such a pleasant evening

By Doel Sengupta
God is my explicator, life is mine and gold
And everyday I turn up for Love
Is a day I am daring and oh so bold!
Infinite coffee for God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa,
Infinite money too... so many fights 
They have in the loo as God me woos!