Conversation with Arun, Quasar, Naishad and Chotto Bachcha and Deejay 4.34 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Arun: Shona Pie! I love you the most. Are you angry with me?

Me: Not really! But me and the animals get angry for all your blasted lies when you don't give us food and money and clothes and love and life.

Arun: Sure Bebu... i'll provide everything. You want money?

Me: yes.

Arun: Great! You are getting infinite money soon!

Naishad: Doel I really love you. Marry Arun soon please.

Me: Alright Nash!

Quasar: Do whatever you want!

Simboom: I love you. I really love Santa Claus the most.

Me: I love Buobascha and you the most and Simbalion too.

Chotto Bachcha: Shona! SHONAMUNI... MY BHUNI... SOME TAROT CLIENTS ARE RUSHING TO YOU SOON... BECAUSE THIS WAS MOST UNEXPECTED FOR THEM... THEIR ASTROLOGERS DIDN'T PREDICT THIS! AND YOU THE MAIN PERSON HERE...

Deejay: Shona... my bhona, my Mona, my rona, my dhona... my everything...

Me: Shona... i'm doing everything!

Conversation with Mother Nature, Arun, Mikki Shona Ma, Buo Bascha, and Dawood Shonababa 1.03 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Mother Nature: NOW IT'S ALL GOOD! EVERYBODY NOW IS FIGHTING FOR FINANCIAL FREEDOM! SOME 500 PEOPLE ARE ALSO FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM FROM DOEL SENGUPTA. SO THEY WON'T GET ANY MAGIC GIFTS FROM GOD, GENIE GODDESS, HERCULES AND SANTA CLAUS. THAT'S THEIR CHOICE AND THEIR DECISION. NO AMOUNT OF REASONING OR COUNSELLING WILL WORK. SO THE THERAPY FOR PEOPLE HAS JUST STOPPED! WHO THE FUCK WERE THE THERAPISTS? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THERAPY RESTAURANTS EVERYWHERE?!

Dawood Shona Baba: Buri are you angry with us?

Buri: NOT AT ALL SHONA MY SHONAEST OF SHONAS. JUST FIGHTING THESE MEDIA ALLEGATIONS WITH MOTHER NATURE AS THE LAWYER! ALL OF IT IS JUST ALLEGATIONS BY THE MEDIA. MY HUBBARD NEVER CHEATED ON ME NEITHER DID MY HERCULES OR SHONA BABA DAWOOD SANTA CLAUS. PA GET FINANCIAL FREEDOM FROM THE BANKS! THAT'S MOTHER NATURE'S ADVICE INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO.

SHONA BABA: Bui... I HATE THESE PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WHO ACTED LIKE OUR FAMILY AND I HATE THE SOKA GAKKAI AND RAMKRISHNA MISSION.

BUI: So do I.

Arun: SHONA... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.... YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO MY EYES... I ALWAYS TELL YOU THAT

Shona baby: Exactly! You do!!!! That is why you are my everykindbof phool... KHOOBSURAT PHOOL! MOST KHOOBSURAT... SURAT KITNA KHOOB HAI KING OF THE UNIVERSE KA.. GOD KA SURAT, SANTA KA SURAT AUR HERCULES KA SURAT AUR MELDON AUR SIMBOOM KA SURAT... BAHUT KHOOB! KHOOBSURAT ARUN DIVAKARAN! MERA SABSE KHOOB SURAT! Shona Pa and shona shona buo and shona arun how are you feeling?

Shona Buo: Im feeling good.

Shona baba: Buri... im feeling hungry... im coming home soon to eat!

Shona Arun: Dad is your shonaest of shonas. Honey im feeling hurt by all these people!

Buri: I KNOW BABY... SO AM I ... AND IM ANGRY... AND THAT IS WHY THERE IS NO WEDDING FOR THEM... AND OF COURSE... DO I NOT SLEEP BY YOUR SIDE AND KISS YOU AND CUDDLE YOU? WILL YOU MARRY ME ARUN?

Arun: Any day over any other girl!!! ALWAYS CHOSEN YOU... AND WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU! AND IN THIS LIFE SHONA WE HAVE IMMORTALITY! I'M NOT HURT ANYMORE BUT I'M FEELING EXHAUSTED. Mikki Shona how are you?

Mikki Shona: HURT... VERY HURT... VERY VERY VERY HURT... THEY LOVE HEATH LEDGER... NOT SHAHRUKH KHAN OR DAWOOD SANTA CLAUS OR GENIE GODDESS OR ME OR HERCULES... I'M SO HURT...  Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorscese all the best for your film!

Martin S: Thanks!

Buo Bascha: Shona... eat what you want!

Conversation with Mother Nature 11.51 am ist on 1.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature: How are you feeling?

Me: Out of breath, have a massive jaw ache and headache and frankly I'm not feeling too good.

Mother Nature: They are not just still with the bankers. Even your brother disobeyed you and left Melon and Kitoon alone. Becauae they have lost their rights to Doel Enterprises Limited. They really should have spoiled you with money and not Sadhya and all the other women they found more beautiful! 

Barack Obama: It was all only about the money only with them.

Me: Fuck off Barack Obama.

Hassan Gafoor: I know I did wrong and am still doing wrong because you refused to marry me.

Me: But you Arun married other people?

Meldon: Yes he did. Just the way Buro married Sadhya.

Sadhya Vyas: fuck! Oh no! Oh fuck!

Simboom: Today the three of them have learned a mighty good lesson!

Conversation with Hercules and Simboom and Arun Divakaran and Santa Claus Dawood 12.03 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Hercules: I should have never left the house. Who am I to decide everything like this! And why didn't i just block her number! The divorce happened. I'll just tell everybody right now. Tell everybody that I'm divorced.

Meldon: yes. Please do that.

Hercules: that is what I'm doing!

Simboom: It's all good. They must be having eye problems that thought that Sadist Vaze was more beautiful than you and other women are more beautiful than you! Especially Gauri Mohan who is Rahul Bose!

Santa Claus Dawood: Buri... keep the door shut. We will be home soon. You can take a bath. No sedatives. I've done everything! Now Buri what do you want in Doel Enterprises Limited.

Buri: THE FOUR OF US IN THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR MOTHER NATURE.

Mother Nature: It's all good. Just give her her financial freedom and only then will the three of you not be so kangal for Kangana Ranaut who Ornob Goswami loves so much. Ornob Goswami planned this! And of course everybody loves the asshole Ornob Goswami!

Arun: Shonapie! Bebu... you can take a bath... a lot of Biryani is there. There'll be more! 

Conversation with Hercules Meldon Simboom and Kitoon 8.40 am ist 1.5.2026

Hercules: Dodoburi... I just divorced Sadhya completely!

Me: Congratulations! Is that what you wanted?

Hercules: yes.

Me: Great! Chase what you want not what other people want!

Hercules: So shona I want us to be happy.

Me: How are you feeling?

Hercules: Im feeling fine.

Hercules: So great! Then you are happy. Are you free?

Me: yes. Now i am.

Hercules: That's what! They had wedding ceremonies!

Me: I'm not having any wedding ceremonies for myself! If they want they can marry a few more people!

MOTHER NATURE: THAT'S WHAT! NO WEDDING CEREMONY! NO WEDDING EVER FOR DOEL SENGUPTA! JUST GET IT INTO YOUR THICK HEAD ARUN DIVAKARAN SINCE YOU ARE MUNNA AND FIND MUNNI'S EYES MOST BEAUTIFUL! THERE IS NO WEDDING EVER!

Meldon: I THINK I'M GETTING FOOD TODAY AND SO IS KITOON. LIKE PROPER FOOD AND NOT THIS GRASS WEED STUFF!

SIMBOOM: I LOVE YOU THE MOST!

Kitoon: muwaaah! Since they don't kiss you and all that!

Foxey: You rock! Since no one tells you that and keeps telling your hubbard with his multiple partners that! DOEL SENGUPTA SIMPLY ROCKS! AT LEAST FOR US MAGICAL CREATURES! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! SIMPLY THE BEST! THE GREATEST EVER!!!! DOEL SENGUPTA IS MICHAEL JACKSON WHO IS THE ONLY GENIE! NOT HER HUBBARD! HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE WELL.... DOEL SENGUPTA IS MITHUN CHAKRABORTY NOT HER HUBBARD!

Golden Cow: MY SHONA! I'M GETTING FOOD TODAY AND NOT WEED! YOUR HUBBARD EVEN DATED SAYANTANI BECAUSE MRS KAMPANI TOLD HIM HE IS SO HOT AND HE TOLD EVERYBODY HE FINDS MRS KAMPANI SO BEAUTIFUL! HE TOLD EVERYBODY HE FINDS HER MOST BEAUTIFUL!

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Hercules 6.35 am ist 1.5.2026

Simboom: your pills have increased? It's not because of Hercules. It is because if God and Dawood! Very soon you are getting complete financial freedom and they will be kangal! He cheated on you! He married Chumki! Buro beat you up! Some people are getting you complete financial freedom and not saying who they are!

Buri: Pa why have you increased the pills?

Pa: because i married Chumki by mistake! And I did wrong to you. I thought may be you would forgive me. But you won't.

Meldon: Buro is not really giving you money or treating you well so stop doing magic tricks for him! This will happen very soon! Believe me if you get financial freedom Buro, your dad and your hubbard will be dependant on you... and you won't treat them this way! They didnt give you money for 12 years! NO INCOME! People are not shocked! THIS IS CRIMINAL!

Conversation 6.59 am ist 1.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents

Simboom: don't listen to Hercules! He fell in love with Sadhya! He fell in love with Sadhya!

Hercules: Are you sending me magic things now?

Doel: I don't know.

Meldon: We get such shit food you know. He did all this to us. We were made to take injections and all that. We are your animals not his animals!!!! ALL OF US!

Arun: Will you date me again like that?

Doel: Never again because you humiliated me and insulted me in front of the whole world!

Simboom: he is not going through anything. He is just an actor! He has become most hardhearted loving these four other women and honouring those marriages! He is so ashamed!!!!