Monday, 30 March 2026

It's a bright night

By Doel Sengupta
The buses whirr and rumble on,
The trucks have wares and are well gone
And on Tuesday as the Sutherland fares
We takes our mouses and our hares
And win in the biggest way our fight
Of what is wrong and what is right
And all threats against us fall flat
Because we all can bowl and we all can bat
And the night is bright as the good Jews win
And we are reciprocated all our good wins.

The cookies all fall

By Doel Sengupta
The cookie crumbles as hubbard
And Santa Claus come home to me.
Victory for the Goddess!

Paddy fields in the gutters and drain pipes

By Doel Sengupta
What do you serve the chesire cat today?
Is it pure brown rice or is it some kheer with whey?
And why may she ask does the Queen not eat this?
Does she love us and what can we see?
They the ones who took the paddy fields away
From the gutters and pipes and the
Underground lays cry for help!
As the drain pipes burst forth with
The bountiful goodies of Mother Nature
For Mother Nature we all work
No shirk! Leave bestial one
And let her father stay
As he wishes on a bones
Of a vegetarian may.

Mustard blossoms

By Doel Sengupta
Shorshe shorshe for all...
In every drain pipe,
In every mall broken down...
In every tall tree lies
A multitude of shorshe blossoms...
Mustard this ripe spring 
Smells beautiful
And mustard blossoms
Bloom in my heart...
Mustard for me,
Mustard for you
Let us all
Mustard blossoms choose!

Softest blankets for all

By Doel Sengupta
The Goper leaves the house
For father to come home
And then her talks to Holmes
And then to Shomes
About the homicide of
The independent candidate
In a garage and one by one
We win all the lards...
The cheapest lards
And cheapest softest
Blankets are distributed to all
Tonight for free!

Doggies and pussies for me

By Doel Sengupta
Doggy doggy come to me,
Pussy cat lie and see
And all the doggies eat
Cheapest eclectic crabmeat
With cheese that tastes
Better than my feet
With milk and cream
The Pussies lap up
The Pussies also
Eat cheapest cherry
Strawberry tart
And all the animals
And all the birds
Eat cheapest
Creamiest frooti nuts
And all the trees
Get washed out
As the winds rage and say
PROTECT THEE I MUST! 
Cheapest cheapest
Zunka in a legal government stall
And all us zunka lovers have a ball!

Honey Chocopie

By Doel Sengupta
Honey dips into his dark chocolate
Chocopie with heavy cream cafe latte
And kicks up a fuss about the spice
In the cheapest fish fry and the shutki dry
And the mutton biryani he eats
With the cheapest mayo and carrots and beets
As Dalia makes dalia for herself
Because she feels so damm gilty
And so damn filthy despite
Taking baths in petrol to become fair today
By half past twelve the kundooparivar
Finds itself in jail. Victory for God!