Loverge on Lover's Lane

Doel Sengupta presents........

Loverge on Lover's Lane

Doverge for the doves!

And sweetest pies in the heart

Of hives in the chives

In the motlam pan of Love and Life

And sweetest lovely life in immortality...

Coffee coffee coffee!!!!!

By Doel Sengupta

Coffee coffee coffee for me

For free on the hawfee!!!!!

Donaldang sobaldang!!!!!

Coffee coffee coffee

For me on the dowfee!!!!!

Coffee for free for me!!!!

It's such a pleasant evening

By Doel Sengupta

God is my explicator, life is mine and gold

And everyday I turn up for Love

Is a day I am daring and oh so bold!

Infinite coffee for God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa,

Infinite money too... so many fights 

They have in the loo as God me woos!

Conversation with my Arun God 2.28 am ist on 29.5.2026

Me: Shonas are you guys fine?

Mikki Shona: I am absolutely fine Buri. So is your father. The police is breaking into people's houses... this will stop soon. 

Buo Bascha: bui... it's all good, right?

Me: yes. It is

Santa claus: bui bascha someone else administered pills today. Not me. I think it was the psychiatrist.  Did he threaten you?

Me: yes shona. He did.

Arun God: shonapie... i never got any vaginal wash

Conversation with Mother Nature 12.15 am ist on 29.5.2026

Mother Nature: your father is distraught. Your hubbard is scared. And your brother is petrified of the police. All accounts giving paychiatric pills to people have been blocked till the pills stop.

Simboom: You DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG EVER TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT.

Conversation with Arun God, Mikki Shona, Santa Claus, Buo Bascha 4.51 pm ist on 28.5.2026

Doel: My shonas are you fine?

Shona Pa: Bui Bascha... im coming home very soon... the next plan is attenuation.

Doel: what's that dad?

Shona Pa: To make you milder... but you are already so mild... I HATE THE POLICE... AND YOU WILL BECOME MORE FORCEFUL... NOT MILDER

Doel: What's the last plan dad?

Police: There is no plan anymore actually... we are losing our best men..

Arun God: Shona... im right here... right by your side... will you marry me?

Doel: OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU... I LOVE YOU MAXIMUM... I LOVE BURO THE MOST 

Mikki Shona: Buri... ill be home soon...

Buo Bascha: Dodo... THIS was pretty bad na?

Doel: THESE WERE THE WORST ALLEGATIONS

Mother Nature: YES... THESE WERE THE ALLEGATIONS... IM STILL FIGHTING THE CASE... AND ILL KEEP DOING IT... YOUR HUBBARD NEVER CHEATED ON YOU... YOUR FATHER DOTES ON YOU AND YOUR BROTHER... HE IS A TOTAL STAR.. SUPERSTAR... AND YOUR FATHER IS SALMAN KHAN... NOT THIS ASS

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon 9.44 am ist on 28.5.2026

Simboom: it's all good... your brother has gone mad... because he beat you up for Archana who told him a bunch of lies in school... which your boyfriend corroborated... IT WAS ALL A BUNCH OF LIES...

Meldon: Shona... my shona... my shona

Buo: I NEVER MEANT TO BEAT YOU UP.... THEY ALL TOLD ME A BUNCH OF LIES IN SCHOOL AND COLLEGE...

Arun: THOSE PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE MY GREATEST REGRET... ACTUALLY I WANTED TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... BUT NOW IVE HURT YOU SO BADLY FOR MY PUBLIC IMAGE... I NEVER LOVED THEM... I REALLY DO LOVE YOU... I ALWAYS WILL... YOU GOT PREGNANT... I SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT... THAT IS MY GREATEST REGRET...

BUO: I HIT YOU AND BEAT YOU UP... THAT IS MY GREATEST FAULT... FOR ARCHANA SALVIA JHALAK AND ALL OF THEM

DOEL: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT?

ARUN: ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT ARCHANA PROPOSED TO ME... I ACCEPTED HER PROPOSAL BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DONT LOVE ME...

DOEL: WHO IS ASHWINI?

NAISHAD: ASHWINI IS A JUNIOR FROM SCHOOL... I HATE ALL OF THEM

DOEL: WHAT MADE YOU RAPE ME?

ARUN: I DIDNT MEAN TO RAPE YOU

DOEL: BUT YOU DID... IF YOU LOVED THEM WHAT MADE YOU RAPE ME?

ARUN: I NEVER LOVED THEM... I THINK THEY PUT VIAGARA IN MY FOOD AND WATER

Kitoon: I DONT THINK THERE WILL BE A WEDDING... I DONT THINK SO