Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon and Kalu my heera 12.58 pm ist on 25.4.2026

Meldon: you will eat a royal lunch today. There is no fish on the menu today. Chotto is just taking your case.

Me: how much food will i get? And will i get money?

Kalu my heera: you will eat till you are pet bhora and till you dont burp they will keep feeding you royal food. And as for money! It's all yours...

Me: no

Kitoon: alright... it's all the animals and God's... so we will make God, Hercules and Santa always manage the finances. We nave conquered all... God is now by 1 pm ist on 25.4.2026 the Emperor of the Empire for all eternity. God will you claim it?

God: yes. I have already done that! How much money do you need?

Me: quite a bit shona...

God: take it from the cupboard... the key wont be hidden like that by 2 o clock.

Me: can i take it from the bag and purse?

God: yes... very soon you are getting a special unlimited card.

Me: what is the problem honey?

Kitoon: people who worked against us are moving away by 3 pm ist on 25.4.2026 for all eternity! He will get the thing by 2 minutes. Victory for all the magical creatures!!!

God: we have won!!!! HONEY WE HAVE WON!

ME: I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE KHOOBSURAT! WE HAVE WON THE CASE!!!!!!

Conversation with Bill Clinton, George Bush, Buobacha and Arun 8.19 am 25.4.2026

Buobacha: shona... it's all good... they are here only for the story.

Arun: shona... if you feel like pooping go and poop. I love you the most.

Me: thanks!

Bill Clinton: im here to meet your dad and all of you again. Im leaving on the 25th of May.

Me: that's a good decision.

GEORGE Bush: im coming to your house soon with Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.

Me: you are most welcome. Buo the menu has to be awesome that day!

Buo: done.

Me: Thank you for visiting our home. It is our utmost pleasure. Believe you me.

Bill Clinton: we want to pay for the reading so please accept the money. 

Me: definitely. Ill do that. THANK YOU FOR THE PAYMENT. I CHARGE 3K rupees for a 30 minute session and if it's about 5 minutes beyond time I let it be.

Buo: Billyboy when are you coming?

Bill Clinton: Ask your Dad... he knows all.

George Bush: Also show us some paintings.

Me: surely. Thanks. LOVE ALL OF YOU! 

Arun: shona... do you feel like pooping now?

Me: No.

Buo: Dodo... im finding everything so funny... you went campaigning to the bank.

Me: yes shona... I Love You the Most... you are William Wordsworth... my favourite poet.

Arun: Honey... go gone after 10 am... have a great yoga session...

Conversation with Arun and Dawood 8.54 am ist on 25.4.2026

Dawood: do the lying down routine. Have a coffee (filter) from Third Wave and buy 2 tops at least from Manish Nagar by the 30th. Then send Quasar the play. I am done with Times of India.

Bill Clinton: I don't want to have anything to do with the New York Times. Some big spies!

Donald Trump: you said it... the new york times wrote only fake news!

Me: only for the elite club!... that's the problem Simboom... Elite means high society for them... have you understood meldon and Kitoon... we are elite because we are enlightened but Times of India is only for the President's office... not real mass communication...

George Bush: you are right... the Banana Republic is elite... the true enlightmened souls.

Arun: you guys are right! Im getting prices down to zero percent inflation for my honey Doel... Toi's biggest mission given by Nutoolooshunokutomuroro is to not let prices drop to zero percent inflation... so honey... have the coffee because you love cofee and buy clothes you would truly love to wear... the banking system has shaken today!

Me: shona... and all my friends... can I do yoga now?

Buobacha: sure buri...

Dawood: buri... do sarvangasana...

Conversation with Hollier Sakurai from Morocco and Arun 9.14 pm ist 25.4 2026

Arun: Hi Hollier!

Hollier: Hey Arun!

Arun: what do you want from me Shona Pie?

Hollier: Two months of yoga classes, a few Tarot sessions and three paintings.

Me: Thank you Hollier! For in vivo yoga classes I charge rs 600 per class for a minimum of 40 minutes and a maximum of 50 minutes and i plan to give each student two classes per week at least. For Tarot is Rs 3000 for 30 minutes and my paintings are in 500 hundreds of millions of rupees at least... so paintings expensive... yoga and Tarot is what i want to do regularly.

Hollier: Are you painting regularly?

Me: i need to buy paints. Then i will. Otherwise right now Im writing regularly. Everything has become so expensive!

Hollier: you said it..  we are coming as a gang..  6 of us from Africa for 2 months to do 3 times a week yoga classes with you.

Me: you are most welcome. Where will you stay?

Hollier: we have already planned it. Tonight in Morocco we will chat with Mr Budo and Mr DJ Sengupta and make it happen.

Me: this should be the best thing for us!

Hercules: you said it! For online sessions she is charging Rs 750 for 40 minutes...

Hollier: I shall spread the word...

Arun: i love you..  have some beedi...

Conversation with God, Arun, Dawood, Santa, Hercules, Simboom, Meldon and Tomcat 7.e2 am ist on 25.4.2026

God: Honey... when you do yoga don't chant today. You will get your money very soon. Inspector Hawale did not want you to have money. So soon there will be money. You can take money from me at any given chance.

Me: Thank you God!

Arun: Shona... you look so pretty and smell so divine... you smell the best... wash your face before going down...

Me: sure baby

Dawood: Buri... drink the juice then pee then go.

Me: Sure Mikki

Ruma: Buri... i will never die... I am immortal.

Me: infinite kisses to you.

Santa: Bui... the Jhilik videos have shaken all... really... deeply... that is why they are doing all the magic they can. MAKE THE Menu till the 18th.

Hercules: shona... youll get money soon... dont search till 1st may

Me: i cant find the money jar.

Hercules: youll find it soon... believe me... just believe it

Me: I believe it... I WILL FIND MY MONEY... MY MONEY IS HERE AND I AM GRATEFUL TO THE UNIVERSE FOR IT. I find my money in 3 days and i am grateful for it.

Simboom: you know it's not the police... it's the corruption... after 8 pm ist on 25.4.2026 there will be no corruption for all eternity.

Me: sure Simboom? I HATE CORRUPTION...

MELDON:  Baby... eat your breakfast too and then go...

Me: me... sure shona... melony fluffiny

Tomkat: Baby... you look so fine...

Me: Kisses to all of you

Shoes all for me

Doel Sengupta presents

Hush puppies... shh... it's all good...

Bata sucks and that is the truth

I'd rather be a rastafarian

Than buy me shoes from Tata's den...

I have me brushes and me pens

And all me folks freed from Ken...

I am no Barbie... I am no toy

I am the blue-blooded Goddess

And that's not a ploy!!!!!

Get these hard hearted people out of my life God!

Get these toys and these people's playthings

Out of my house!!!!

Because me shoes a rat or mouse may nibble

Or a fly or dragonfly may nip and kibble

But i am tired of all these slavish ways

Of the hard hearted folks of the far West!

The snakes may come home and rejoice

The cat and dog and mouse may me hoist

But these cold hearted westerners with their toys

Tell them to give me me shoes and clothes

And get out of my life! I want me freedom,

I want me rights... whoever bumbodoo may be--

GET OUT OF MY LIFE! 

Love comes easily smoothly and in a gusto

Doel Sengupta presents

Love comes easily

Smoothly and in one gusto

All in gushes and roughes

And smooshes and smoothies

And in casual linen

And flower flows

And in the bandana tribe

It really grows...

The banana trees

Call out to me

Step by step

One two three...

It's such a wonderful feeling

To be in love with life

Somebody's wife

No more strife.