5.46 pm ist

At 5 46 pm ist the music

Goes awry of the crime syndicate

And the criminals run

From the cops bullets and guns

And bullets rain on all the criminals

And they run and run and run

Fast faster fastest

Shutting shops

Beating popsey bottles,

Crushing soda cans

With their own two hands

And popsicle reigns supreme

As people remember him

As the dignified deity

Who tried his level best

To understand

Why Calvin Klein

Took to crime!

--By Abeera Samuelson

Holly day for the tribals

By Doel Sengupta dedicated to all my cute sweet tribal students 

The tribals work even in their dreams

As the wake on Mother Nature's

Lovely in-seams and streams...

They collect holly on Holi

And they tell everybody

A mighty good story...

On Holly day they play

With fire and mud

And eat thick soup, drink tea

And eat fruits and suds

And when they meet

A real holy man

They give them the

Bounties of Mother Nature

With their own two hands...

The colours of the Earth

Paint their clothes and homes

And very soon holly tribals

Dance one to two

On a holly table

On a holly day

Eating fruit

And sipping cola...

What a wonderful breezy

Lucky Holly Day

For the tribals.

The close shave of Medvedumb

By Doel Sengupta

Medvedumb takes out his pen and writes a few letters to his pen friend Tanoololo. Soon the earth shakes and trembles because Medvedumb's keeper says: "Don't you remember you have to shave Medvedumb."

Zoya his Genie waves her wand around and soon the winds engulf the Genie and all who love her.

Money comes flying into Mother Nature's life.

Medvedumb removes his razor and with one swish shaves off the poison from the chocolate cake.

He sharpens his pencil, erases his keeper's mind as one of the greatest wizards in the history of wizards.

And soon the children are free of the evil hospital and school-univartitty system and the banks fill up with cash and special jewels and the economy booms because Medvedumb really knows how to give yhe chocolate cake a close shave.

How to heal the child in you

By Doel Sengupta

Whether you are red-faced, pink-faced, blue-faced or green-faced or any other colour faced including black faced or white faced children are special.

There are all sorts of roles in this immortal Paradisic life. And its important to be true to your inner child as you choose the roles.

What role did you play in your fancy dress?

I was a queen when i was small in role play and i was so darned shy that my father Santa Claus chainsmoked his way into taking me off stage.

Hercules was a pink-garbed hero.

I hated school! School sucked! THE SCHOOL SYSTEM HAS SPOILED THE CHILDHOOD OF MANY A GOOD CHILD. SCHOOL SUCKS! LIFE RULES.... LIFE IS THE BEST!

If people didn't go to school and chose life as their teacher they would be far more fortunate. My greatest teacher is life and life heals the child in everyone. Naina is the best... Ayesha rocks... and Medvedumb's cheeks are being showered with kisses and love from his mother. MAY THE CHILD IN EVERYONE HEAL.... IT'S ALL GOOD... LIFE ROCKS... LIFE RULES... LEARN ALL FROM LIFE.

In my last life I started the Lavender Network Project with Medvedumb and he and all my children have done exceedingly well in getting all the immortality into the Universe!!!!! I am the owner of the Lavender Network Project and Mother Nature is the greatest teacher.

Journal 3.3.2026 3.37 pm it's holi

Dear Journal,

It's such a breezy and cool Holly Day! Samson told me it is Purim in the Jewish calendar.

What is Purim dear journal? Is it the celebration of this special harvest full moon?

Biswajit and his wife have entered this house because Ayesha and Avantika and Medvedumb are trying to break a story. They are allowing the house break-ins for President Katloo and Prime Minister Rotlu of the largest crime syndicate and it is not Santa Claus, God or Hercules's fault at all.

I want Bishoo and his wife to leave my house.

The children are not really children. They all support the syndicate.

Santa is my jaan.

Hercules is my haan.

And God... i rest with him.

May the three of them bless me.

I'm tired of the human resources and development ministry. Santa Claus is not the evil Narendra Modi. I am not evil. I'm the Genie. Hercules is the bravest. And God blessed all yet they went against him for the evil crime syndicate Medvedumb betrayed Santa Claus for his wife Carol Andrade and Hercules, a true hero... i see how he shines.

Naina stole all my credit for Ketone. As her mother i just want to say she is never getting married.

God rules! HERCULES RULES! SANTA CLAUS HAS WON TODAY!

I am grateful for God, Hercules and Santa's blessings...

I am feeling:

Betrayed

Feeling Kitoo is my only true friend

Feeling betrayed by Arun because he hasn't called me up.

Medvedumb should get arrested by the Ministry of Magic for supporting the crime syndicate for his wife.

Love,

Me.

3 52 pm

You must have aynur jee

By Doel Sengupta

You must have Aynur Jee

And for liver problems

Drink some rum,

Avoid the doctor by all means...

Spock or no spock

Take over the Junipers

With garlic... sweet Junipers,

Magical Junipers...

Where doctors are all wrong...

The pink cheeks of Rosalyn

By Doel Sengupta

The pink cheeks of Rosalyn

Have twenty four petals

As she picks up the duster

And does twirls like the devil...

Her Maj ick is all about her...

Gooey gooey goop

And beautiful chicken soup

And lovely chicken pot roast

For my Rosalyn and all her pals

And all the good guys and gals

As bishoodooodoo runs away

Dead and gone as Rosalyn dusts away!