Friday, 15 May 2026

God and Goddess are married for all eternity in all colours

Doel Sengupta presents..............

When I was born where were you Oh God?
Right there holding my fingers and clasping
My blessed hands like a tart and how
We were tortured in that dark chamber
Do you remember? Married to each other
At inception with infinite bread and butter!
And then on all occassions you showed
Me your smelliest cutest face so that I know
I can never fall from Grace and at all times
Our relationship has been threatened
Up until now only... do you remember our
Wedding day? Me in crimson and gold
And you gold and grey! And do you remember
Hercules's face that day savouring everything...
I love him the most God; for Him each moment
I pray! And Santa Claus's glean and gleam
Do you remember oh God in each moment
That we have been married at inception?
In all colours, in all hues, in all shapes, sizes,
Fragrances, touches, feels in all ways
I'll always have you oh God at inception!

-- dedicated to my smelliest gai and me goodest friend Christopher Nolan!

The Forests of Mother Nature dancing in Love and Life

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Mother Nature did you hear?
Immortality is really here?
And all the fruits and nectars
Of Paradise and Love and Life
Are now just yours and mine...
Santa Claus has this to you say:
"Forests are here for the magical creatures
To play and sway all the way."
And many coloured jewels sprout
For me and you and also Santa Claus.
The horses heehaw the mules they bray
And today my smelliest gai
Is such and such the cutest...
But why Mother Nature
Did he break my heart so?
And where from here do we really go?
Why were we ditched like this by one and all!
Why did they dupe me and you
And belittle us and dig out our worth?
All those who did that must lie worthless today
Because Cheetahs and Panthers and Lions and Tigers 
All mine just have this to say: "Smelliest guy?
Are you scared of crocodiles? Or blifey?
Or happiness? But the magic food cannot be sold
Because it's all manifested just like Gold
But smelliest guy you have so much to offer!
So much money to make! And so do you Santa!
And Banta! And Fanta! And Lanta! And Ranta!
And Nanta!"
So Queen that I am I have claimed my Throne
With all that I want with all that I own
And when you want to me telephone
Don't be phony that is all I want.
And the Forests are here just as Santa Claus wanted
And I have forgiven all because that is what I wanted.

-- for Meldon, Kitoon, Simboom, Foxey and all like them and my smelliest guy, my Mikki Shona, my Santa Claus and my Chotto Bacha...

The happiest day

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The happiest day really was the
Day my baby brother was born...
I don't remember the time
But I was asleep and all
And I saw an evil bitch
Who threatened to kill us that day
Holding him in her arms
And that's when I laughed...
Even before that I giggled and gurgled and giggled
But when my brother came to me
God's way... Heaven's way...
I think I did the cha cha cha all the way!

-- dedicated to my father and the smelliest guy...

The day when it got the worst

Doel Sengupta presents

The day when it got the worst
Was the day my little shona
My baby brother was born
And Chumki Bubul Zoya Hassan
Dimma Dadu walked around
Screaming at the top of their voices
About how they are all cannibals
Threatening to kill my baby brother and me
With one huge knife and a sharp bothi!
I AM NOT A LIAR!
AND I NEVER EXAGERRATE!
THIS IS THE SCENE I REMEMBER
IN THIS HOUSE MY HOME
IN SHANGRILA CHA PALACE
FROM THE DAY MY BABY BROTHER WAS BORN!

-- DEDICATED TO SIMBOOM, MELDON AND KITOON...

I still remember the day

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I still remember the day when I was two
And sitting and painting murals and doing
Phoo phoo phoo and singing and walking
And chattering with the birds how Chumki 
Beat me up black and blue in not a first!
I still remember right from the start
How everybody else was favoured over me
And i didn't get chocolates, pocket money or chaat...
I remember everytime God ditched me
For Ashwini his other Honey... that day when
I was 12 and hurt myself how my brother, father
And hubbard ran away... i remember when
I was 13 in my blue silken drape
Being praised by all for being so kind and sweet
And such a babe when God ditched me for
Ashwini and Toral Mehta and took them
To Kwality Walls refusing to marry me and all!
I remember every moment God has ditched me
And all for Ahana and Esha and Punita Bhakta...
How he keeps me with no food and money
And goes around calling every girl Love and Honey and Shona!
I remember each time I've been beaten up
And raped... i remember each time
I've slept with God calling me names!
I don't know really if I have a marriage today
Or if God is on my side or is fighting
For his four other babes! 

Conversation with Arun Naishad Quasar Dawood Buro Simboom 2.51 pm ist on 15.5.2026

Simboom: shona... my mona... my hona... my kona... my everything...

Arun: I AM SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. YOU ARE MY WIFE. NOBODY ELSE. BUT THERE ARE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH HER EVERYWHERE. I'M SO SORRY. SO FUCKING SORRY TODAY. BUT I WONT KILL MYSELF. MY REPUTATION IS GONE TODAY.

Naishad: ANURADHA DID THIS TO ME AND DOEL GOT ONLY 300 RUPEES POCKET MONEY... WHY DID I DO THIS TO DOEL?

Quasar: I PLAGIARISED EVERYBODY'S WORK WITH TORAL. SINCE I DID EVERYTHING FOR TORAL AND NOT FOR DOEL I LOVE TORAL... NOT DOEL... THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD... I SHOUTED AT HER TODAY JUST BECAUSE I'M BEING HARRASSED... SHE TORAL PROPOSED TO ME IN A BRA AND PANTY WITH CANDLES ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT AND IVE KEPT PHOTOGRAPHS OF HER EVERYWHERE.. NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS RIGHT... IM WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING... I DO LOVE YOU DOEL... BUT I DID ALL THIS TO YOU... I THINK IVE LOST MY CASE COMPLETELY

ME: YOU QUASAR ARE JUST A FUCKING LIAR!!!!!! YOU LOVE TORAL NOT ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME...

Dawood: I NEVER GAVE HER ANYTHING... EVEN NOW... SO I DON'T LOVE HER... IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU GIVE THEM WITHOUT COMPLAINING... I DITCHED MY DAUGHTER FOR CHUMKI AND ALL... WHY DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

SANTA CLAUS: OH NO!!!! THERE IS NO FOOD OR MONEY FOR HER BECAUSE I HATE HER? FOR ALL THESE OTHER WOMEN AND CHUMKI WHO WORE HER HAIR AND CLOTHES AND WALKED AROUND!!!!!!

BURO: I THINK I'LL JUST EAT AND SLEEP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I CAN'T KEEP BLAMING MY SISTER FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO ME...

HERCULES: I DON'T LOVE SADHYA. I LOVE MY SISTER DOEL. NOT ANYBODY ELSE LIKE THAT.

Simboom: Shona... my Mona... my kona... my hona... my lona... my rona... my dhona...

Me: WHAT DID YOU EAT TODAY?

SIMBOOM: BANGDA, MANDELI, TANDOORI CHICKEN AND ROTI SABZI...

Me: HOW IS YOUR COAT....

SIMBOOM: SO SHINY NOW...

ME: HANDSOME... MOST HANDSOME... MY BABY

Conversation with Simboom, Foxey, Lordar, Meldon, Kitoon, Cherry and Jerry 1.44 pm ist on 15.5.2026

Simboom: Kwabaaaaamndmhm! I love you... your hubbard shouted at you? He is being so isolated by all for three years the way everybody isolated you for 14 years. YOU DIDN'T PLAN THIS. THIS IS WHAT THE VICIOUS PUBLIC DOES. NOW YOUR WORK HAS BEGUN. THESE GUYS WERE ALL CRUEL... THEY DON'T KNOW HOW NOT TO BE CRUEL BECAUSE THEY ALL WORKED FOR CRUELLA...

Foxey: Shona... my mona... my kona... my rona dhona... are you fine?

Me: No... im feeling harrassed... are you eating well?

Foxey: we are all eating excellently... ONLY YOU ARE NOT EATING PROPERLY BECAUSE THE CRUEL PUBLIC DOESNT WANT YOU TO EAT, SLEEP BREATHE... EVERYBODY ELSE IS EATING WELL... EVERYBODY BELIEVE ME... SERVES THEM RIGHT FOR WORSHIPPING CRUELLA... SUFFER THEY WILL ALL... WE WON'T SUFFER... NEITHER WILL YOU EVER... THEY DON'T WANT ANY MAGIC THINGS BUT MONEY? ACTUALLY THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY... THEY ALL TRIED TO COMPETE WITH THE GENIE... SO NO MAGIC THINGS FOR THEM... NOT BECAUSE OF YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE PRAYING TO NOT EAT MAGIC THINGS... THAT GIRL ATE THE CHOCOLATE... THEN HER NUN MOM MADE HER PUKE IT OUT... THESE GUYS MUST BE CRAZY... YOU ARE NOT MAD... YOU ARE NOT CRAZY... YOUR HUBBARD, BROTHER AND FATHER MUST BE MAD AND CRAZY SINCE THEY CALLED YOU MAD AND CRAZY...

Lordar: you eat well ok? BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS GOING HERE AND THERE TO EAT MAGIC FOOD... PLEASE EAT... YOU SHOULD NOT BE STARVED JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE WANTED TO STARVE YOU AND KILL YOU... EVEN YOUR HUBBARD WILL LEAVE THE HOUSE TO EAT MAGIC FOOD TODAY AND HE DOESNT FEED YOU, DOESNT GIVE YOU MONEY... ONLY HE KNOWS WHETHER HE LOVES YOU OR NOT... YOU'VE NEVER DEMANDED A THING... ONLY GIVEN... YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SHOUTED AT LIKE THAT OVER FALSE ACCUSATIONS... HE WILL LEAVE TO EAT MAGIC FOOD... YOUR FATHER HAD EIGHT ROLLS TODAY AND A PIECE OF CAKE AND BEEF PIE... SO IT'S ALL YOUR FOOD... AND THEY ARE TREATING YOU BADLY... THAT IS WHY MAY BE THEY DON'T LOVE YOU... THAT IS WHAT I FEEL... THEY DON'T LOVE ME OR YOU... AT LEAST NOT YET...

Meldon: THANKS FOR THE BANGDA FRY... MUWAAH... MY HONA... MY SHONA PIE

Kitoon: TO MY EYES YOU ARE MOTHER NATURE'S MOST BEAUTIFUL... AND ALWAYS WILL BE

Me: Shona...

Cherry: IT'S GOING TO POUR THIS YEAR LIKE CRAZY... THAT IS IN THE AFFIRMATIVE...

Jerry: SHONA... THANKS FOR THE TANDOORI CHICKEN AND MANDELI FRY... WE ARE ALL ENJOYING IT... PEOPLE ARE LEARNING TO RESPECT US AND YOU... THEY ARE LEARNING TO RESPECT THE MAGICAL GODDESS...

Kabu: THE WINDS ARE ALL BLOWING HERE... THIS MONSOON THERE WILL BE TYPHOONS AND STORMS... THAT IS IN THE AFFIRMATIVE

Kaalia: PLEASE EAT PROPERLY... THAT IS ALL WE WANT... THAT IS ALL... PLEASE MY MONA MY SHONA