Conversation with Khontahaani Dhondapaani 8.10 am ist on 18.5.2026

Khontahaani: Mam are we harrassing you...?

Me: yes... all of you are for a very long time... please do some work and leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Khontahaani: Actually i lied... she is right here... but we are thinking about the rate... we want to pay more...

Me: so tell me that....

Khontahaani: I am scared... i might lose my job... im not working properly... im just reading this blog and harrassing Aishwarya Rai

Me: SO STOP HARRASSING ME ALL OF YOU!!!! LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!

HERCULES: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS Khontahaani?

Me: ACTUALLY I DONT KNOW ENGLISH TOO... I NEED TO LEARN... BUT IM NOT WORKING THEIR SALARIES ARE DROPPING GOD?

GOD: YES...

Goddess: WHY IS THIS LADY STILL IN THE HOUSE?

GOD: GO DOWN AND DONT BOTHER ABOUT THESE GUYS

Conversation with God, Hercules, Santa Claus, Meldon 8 am ist 18.5.2026

Hercules: The person harrassing you right now is Shilpi Dokania. The rest of these humanbeings don't work. They just faff around and enjoy themselves... they are all reading your blog minute by minute... no one is doing any work... they are all spying on you... so they are not our friends.

Mikki shona: Buri... I love you

Santa Claus: Buri... it's all good... just take the pills... the pills are stopping for everyone...

God: HONEY... ARE YOU FINE?

GODDESS: NO IM NOT IM FEELING HARRASSED BY PEOPLE... WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS HONEY?

GOD: THEY DONT HAVE A MIND THAT IS HEALTHY

Meldon: shona... these guys are bad

Conversation with God 7.33 am ist on 18.5.2026

Goddess: God when am I getting the call for the job?

God: you got the call on 26th april but the guy who called didnt message first. He called again yesterday but didnt message. So that number you are supposed to pick up the call. Just talk to him. His name is Raviprasad but he will tell you it is something else. So now Hercules will call you because he didnt listen to our orders. You can save the number as Raviprasad. Nobody is listening to us. Frankly i hate Somit Gope... and this Raviprasad is leaving our company.... it's not a job for you... you are the ceo of the company... so fuck Raviprasad... Asshole... idiot! Im sacking Raviprasad today... and I dont want ANYONE BEGGING ME FOR WORK... ESPECIALLY NOT SOMIT GOPE OR RAVIRAJ... INFACT DONT SAVE THIS NUMBER...

Goddess: Honey... youll get the call from Hercules... just 4 of us.. we thought we will hire..

God: BUT I'M SACKING EVERYONE TODAY... EVERYONE... WHAT MESSAGE DID THIS GUY SEND YOU

Goddess: A SOKA GAKKAI MESSAGE

GOD: PEOPLE ARE STUPID... SUCH A STUPID FOOLISH MAN... HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GENIE... HE WANTS HIS WISHES GRANTED... HIS WIFE IS GOING TO DIE..

Goddess: WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US LIKE THIS?

GOD: THEY MUST BE SICK...

Conversation with God 7.02 am ist 18.5.2026

Goddess: God who is at home? And what is really happening?

God: Shona... it's all over with these guys... they are also going to die... ive made the plan and its working. NITI goenka is chanting in the hall. Dont leave your room now. Youve taken the lemon juice?

Goddess: yes.

God: Good... ill explain the whole thing in detail to you when we meet... ive solved the Panama Papers scam in my head... im writing my final report on my blog now... and you can go there... dont go anywhere else in fact because at least this guy is being nice... and that is important... dont go to any other guy and especially not the afternoon guy... no you cant leave the room now... they are not going to hurt us... because they are good now... but this is their good..m we have friends... but im not thinking about anyone but you and take the pills till 23rd. These english classes are definitely happening.... DEFINITELY... THEY ARE NOT GOING TO ANYONE ELSE... AND ALL OUR WORK HAS BEGUN BEAUTIFULLY

Goddess: sure shona... Buro ill do your card reading for sure today

God: WE DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL OR COLLEGE... THIS GIRL WHO IS COMING TO YOU IS A GOOD GIRL AND HER DAD IS ALSO GOOD... SO TEACH HER WELL

GODDESS: I WILL. THAT IS WHAT I WANT... ILL TEACH HER VERY WELL... SHE IS MY PRIORITY ACTUALLY

GOD: Good. Now honey she has come to take food ok? And today shilpi dokania is coming as duma. Dad is coming home to you and me... and honey Donald Trump is an ass....

GODDESS: SHONA IM NOT SCARED... BUT I WANT TO WORK

GOD: THAT IS WHAT IM UPTO AND DONT TAKE MONEY FROM THE PURSE TILL THE 25TH... ON THE 25TH TAKE SOME MONEY... YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER SHE HAS LEFT... BURO DID YOU TAKE HER COMB?

BUO: YES I DID... JUST LIKE THAT... HAD TO

Santa claus: Buri it's all good... nobody knows what is happening... nobody does... they are all just reading your blog

God: I AM NEVER LETTING YOU GO... NOT FOR ONE MOMENT... ALL THE TIME WITH YOU

Conversation with Rohtam Ghulpil and Simanthak Dowerah 6.35 am ist 18.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents......

Rohtam: I need to meet you for Tarot. Can you please share your number with me?

Doel: +919324702207

Rohtam: will you please teach me dance?

Doel: i dont dance... i dance only for myself... learn it from my dad.. he teaches it

Simanthak: im also coming to learn art from you... what's your rate again?

Doel: 2500 for 40 minutes

Simanthak: it's all good... we are going to take their case so badly!!!! BECAUSE DEFINITELY AISHWARYA RAI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND NOT AHANA DEOL AS WE KNOW HER...

Conversation with Mikki Shona, God and Santa Claus 6.26 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Mikki Shona: so sweet you are Shona. Do Buro's card reading. He wants to discuss something with you.

Buro: I have five questions.

Santa Claus: Buri... I am fed up with the friend circle. The ones who are our friends can't talk to us. I am in 301 in some time. You can take your lemon juice and relax.

Hubbard: shona... my mona... my rona dhona... people are so shocked in our friend circle... you are Aishwarya Rai... like that's the ultimate honey... you dont know... Jessica Lal was born as Aishwarya Rai... Daniel Pearl is her boyfriend. So the news honey... people have to read it to see what's being planned. So read the news today. There is a lot of news about us. And Roja is my favourite film. Dont ever tell me you regret writing the script. I love Roja!!!!!!!!!! Will you marry me?

Shona: of course i will.

Hubbard: then there is going to be a wedding soon

The mountains echo

Doel Sengupta presents.....

The mountains in the Nilgiris blue

Shine for me this day as I am true

And in the great Ocean of life

The typhoons of love swell

For the lovely rocky delight.

There is so much verdure

But if I may what is cutting

Is the light of day and the

Beautiful hills of all time

Echo clearly to Nature's surround sound.