By Doel Sengupta
About an hour ago the evil Modelley Sadist told Buo Bascha that she is hospitalising him for life and took him away from Meldon and Kitoon who are busy playing now.
Buo is sitting in the fifth floor of a shit apartment complex and has his phone. A distraught Ari is staring at him. His face is so pained and beautiful... people are walking around like zombies.
Buo tempered down observes the scene. There is no threat here. He just needs to wait it out. He messages his brother Saju that it's all good.
In 15 minutes he walks up to the receptionist the beautiful Esther and asks when he can leave. The light is dim blue here, dim green there.
She tells him he can leave anytime. And then Buo's eyes fall on the Master artificial intelligence device he has never seen before all broken and shattered.
All about this shit place are people like the beautiful Zoya and the beautiful Hassan walking around like zombies.
Buo tells the receptionist he will leave at 4. He requests a break for a cigarette. And is asked to do as he pleases since he is such a senior spy.
Buo guffaws out loud and asks her her name. And she sneeringly says Esther Sureshandaman... Buo then goes to the loo and inspects it. There is really no escape from this place unless you are allowed to leave.
So Buo goes back and says he just needs his release certificate at 4. To which Esther says he will get it. Then she tells him he can walk outside or inside, leave the building or lie down in the rooms. The others can't go out but he can.
It's 1 am now.
Buo steps out into the chilly summer air. It's so hot in Seven Bungalows he thinks. He pulls out a cigarette and smokes it and looks around. He sees that there is no one about.
He finishes his cigarette and jumps onto a parapet to the first floor and peeks in through the windows. He sees bodies strewn about in the thin bulb light.
Then he jumps onto the second floor which is a pantry. Buo is not hungry. Then he jumps to the third floor and sees some evil people beating up Heath Ledger there and Karan Johar filming it. He jumps onto the fourth floor and there are people tied to hospital beds there. He jumps to the fifth floor. Esther looks zombied. He jumps to the last floor and sees that it's just a woodhouse for wood. On the terrace he finds bodies strewn about. It is 2 o clock by now.
Then he comes down the stairs and even though he is thirsty he doesn't ask for water and asks the nurse Esther if he needs to submit his phone. She tells him no. She then tells him that they are looking for a way to shut the whole place down and demolish it. So Buo Bascha takes Esther's number and asks to meet the boss.
In 15 minutes at 2.45 Bholanath Inayat walks in with a leather jacket and says Hi Hercules.. Buo didn't know everybody called him that. He prays for his sister, father, brother and all the animals and for Heath Ledger.
He asks Bholanath Inayat where Ronada Boompa is to which Inayat says he doesn't know and that Phoebe is in the fifth floor sleeping.
He tells Buo Shangrila Cha Palace won't be demolished but all apartment complexes like this one where there are hospitals have to go away. What should we do? So Buo takes his number and says he will plan this with his team. It's 3.30 now. Inayat Bholanath gets him a lemon barley soda pop and a packet of cigarettes and some laddoos and quietly tells him that the place is Karan Johar's place and this is the last film he is shooting. Then he will probably become a recluse or something but he should go to jail.
He also tells Buo that as an Armyman he knows all this but can't tell anyone. So Buo hugs him. It's 4 o clock. Buo asks Esther if he can leave. She gives him a sweet toothy grin. He shakes her hand. And Godspeed gets into his car and rushes back to meldon and Kitoon and his sister so that he can demolish all such structures Godspeed.
It's been an awful but successful night for Buo Bascha. At 4.45 am Buo quietly creeps into his house in Shangrila Cha Palace to find Meldon and Kitoon fast asleep. He picks up a pen and starts writing letters and then sleeps for an hour. GOOD NIGHT BUO... By this time Heath Ledger and Phoebe are out of the place.
