Conversation with Chotto bacha and the children 10.14 pm ist on 12.3.2026

Bacha: it's all good...no pills after sometimes and definitely no doctor... do you need money

Buri: yes i do... children how are you

Bacha: absolutely fine... we are healing

Conversation with shona Pa 10.08 pm 12.3.2026

Pa: Buri it's all good...ill never leave you without money and immortality is definitely here

Buri: shona... we have to heal all the animals

Pa: yes... whatever you want to do will happen... do the yoga properly

Buri: i love you dad

Pa: buri... work till 12 today

Buri: sure dad... muwaah

Conversation with Arun 9.55 pm 12.3.2026

Me: honey, what is really happening?

Arun: i love you. It's all good. No one will scold you and you will get money soon for being such a good girl.

Me: Arun... don't pet a single animal... single child get hurt..

Arun: i promise you that... did you like the bag?

Me: i loved it... whose choice is it?

Arun: mine.. i love your smell

Me: good night

Arun: sleep whenever you like

Theory of love

By Doel Sengupta

The Pope is a shitead

And his face turns dark

In his organisation's bed....

All religious organisations

Should shut down

Because they had me

Raped and murdered...

Goddess of the Universe that i am...

The only woman in the whole Universe

As all God's children faffed around...

Maqsood is really harrassing me...

I hate him for doing this to Mother Earth...

My children are really hurting me

With all their sins!

Journal 9.3.2026 4.09 pm i had a dream

Dear Journal,

Each night the Nazis harrass me and don't let me sleep. I had a dream two nights ago that all these Nazis were calling me to Jaikishan Kotak's house with candles and spirit calling and harrassing me.

That asshole drummer guy Dev Benegal is threatening to kill me as is Dr Karthik Rao and Bunty/Utkarsh Sanjanwala and Pradeep Vijaykar.

I am the only woman in the whole Universe. I am the mother of the Universe and i want all these aliens out of Paradise.

They are all either men roaming around in my underwear and harrassing me or Nazis.

I want all the Nazis dead and i want my phone unhacked from them.

Times of India is so shit. The xerox shops are so shit. I hate xerox guys.

I am feeling:

Happy

Feel like killing Pradeep Vijaykar

Bugged

Want my shona back home

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings in my life.

Shawan Sen is the head of the association of witches and wizards.

Love,

Me.

4.15 pm

Why this Kolaveri Di?

By Doel Sengupta urf Gulzar

The cigarette shops

Were where all

My friends stayed.

Now all my friends

Rejuvenated and frayed

Magically appear

In magical kiosks

Where the Marlboro 

Big Boss makes all

The cigarettes cheap

As the cigarette

Sellers eat wine and meat.

What is it with

All this heat I say!

Let the Big Boss

Have his way --

The magical kiosks,

The beautiful 

Cigarette smell

Is healthy and good

As time will tell.

Victory for the Marlboro Big Boss!

Poems are my mantra

By Doel Sengupta

I can chant a hundred things

Save one goose and fly high

Into the sky on my wings

But when i see a faraway tree

All i want to do is write poetry.

The song is sacred, the song is good,

The mantra is: Poems are soul food

And that is where i become the

Richest in the world because

Mother Nature has made me

The most talented girl.

Poems are my mantra

And write them I will

Of Tom and Jerry and

Jack and Jill.

The best there is

Is me forever...

Chatgpt sucks..

What's your fever?