Conversation with Meldon and Simboom 4.17 pm ist on 8.5.2026

Meldon: you can talk to them. The two of them are talking to their friends. By 5 pm ist both of them will be under digital arrest by 5 pm ist for 30 years by Ajit Balan who your hubbard trusts because he said he loves Janak more than you. Your digital arrest is over for all eternity by 5 pm ist 8.5.2026.... After 8 long years. Talk to them.

Simboom: Janak! JANAK! JANAK! Deepak! BABY kannu is a true story of four other women apart from you. Don't fall for this that Janak is you... IT IS NOT... He fell in love with a stinking perfumed powdered cannibal...

Buro: Shona... I'm feeling so lost. It's because of the pills, right?

Me: yes Buo...

Buro: and I talk rudely right?

Me: yes. You do. Because Chumki Bubul not rich acting rich were your role models.

Buro: Shona... what should i do with my life now? Can you check in the cards? Ill pay you...

Me: sure... there are financial troubles for you now that the police is making happen. You should work hard and be manipulative.all these troubles will get over by 10.3.2027. You should work with me honestly... WITH ME... NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE... YOU SHOULD PRAY EVERYDAY... AND YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON LOVE.... RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE POLICE THINGS HAVE GONE TOPSY TURVY FOR YOU

Conversation 2.46 pm ist 8.5.2026

Simboom: Eat your lunch when you like. Your hubbard planned your digital arrest and had your phone and laptop taken away? So this Ajit Balan has planned their digital arrest for 30 years. Their phone and laptop will be taken away. Your hubbard told you there is something wrong with you and nothing wrong with Janak!!!!!!!!! He is under heavy arrest. He is kind of running away from the Law! And he has chucked his Lawyer who he says made him lie. BUT HE LIED TO EVERYONE EVEN HIS LAWYER RECENTLY THAT YOU TWO NEVER GOT MARRIED AND THAT YOU MUST BE A PSYCHO. SO BLOCK HIM AND DON'T MESSAGE HIM. AND SEND HIM THE PLAY ONLY IN JUNE. YOUR DATA IS ALSO BEING BROUGHT BACK JUST LIKE THAT. Apply for jobs.

Me: fine. I'll do that.

Conversations 2.20 pm ist 8.5 2026

Meldon: Buro is getting a lot of calls on your number for Tarot for you. What nade you make him a manager?

Me: all the rape threats against me in the film industry. I thought he would be protective and get me work.

Meldon: But has he got you work?

Me: No. Not at all.

Meldon: Exactly. He is a very selfish man. Very very. He believes only in taking care of himself. That's it. And shouts at everybody like his aunt Chumki his role model. Chumki died last night. She wasn't really a person.

Me: how are you Meldon?

Meldon: I'm good Shona muni amar. How are you feeling?

Me: hurt and broken-hearted...

Meldon: you should. Your hubbard brother and father have fallen into the police's trap and lied so much today that the police will tell them to leave the house for someone like Manoj Hawale. Now do you like Manoj Hawale?

Me: NO. HE IS A SLEAZEBAG. I HATE MANOJ HAWALE.

Simboom: Did you ever want to marry someone else?

Me: No.

Simboom: But your hubbard told everyone that you had a crush on Joshua, Ankit Mehta... did you?

Me: Never.

Simboom: your Tarot reading is so accurate. The readings were good. And your eyes. Your eyes were hurt because of your father's neglect when you were small. And your hubbard left you because of your eyes. He told you na that Rutuja Nagvekar had the best eyes? Rutuja Nagvekar was an unnatural cannibal and she died about 3 days ago. So all hell has broken lose for the three of them.

Me: How will I get Tarot clients Simboom?

Simboom: Theyve already started coming. Your brother is making it seem right now like there is a long line when there actually isn't. Why is he doing that? Because he is selfish and uncouth like his aunt Chumki who was an unnatural cannibal. As for your father. He is planning to give you full financial freedom by July 25th and leave the house. So that is what is happening. And about money. Today you could have taken money. But your father is constantly trying to frame you. Because that is what he does as a policeman.... frame people and shoot people and beat up perfectly good innocent people for the cannibals.

Me: Simboom did you eat?

Simboom: In the morning yes. Now i'll eat in a bit. People seem to have forgotten about food. You eat.

Me: Sure Simboom.

Simboom: the less said about your hubbard and his views on love and life the better.

Conversation with Arun 5.33 am ist 8.5.2026 tarot

Arun: Bebushka... can you pick for my career, finances, all my property and investments? Tell me the forecast for this year too...

Me: let's start with the forecast first.

Arun: sure honey.

Me: your forecast for this year is very good. Let me first show you the cards.

your forecast for this year is very good. You are on the right track and you should really meet me. Communicate more. All that you are doing will bear fruit october end next year... but this year is very good. The financial forecast is good. If you are amiable and easy to get along with it's better. As for our relationship:

There has been some deception. And we are in a limbo but even then it's all good.

Conversation with Mikki Shona Tarot 4.29 am ist 8.5.2026

Mikki: Im so sorry Buri you took the pills. This wont happen again. Now Buri two readings. Ill pay you.

Me: sure shona amar.. mummy

Mikki: what should we do about doel enterprises limited and also Dhruma Enterprises Limited?

Me: let's see Baby amar...

Even though things seem bad and hopeless right now.  Such is not the case with the businesses of ours. DON'T TRUST THE LAWYERS. THERE IS A FAIR WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS. BET ON HER. THERE IS A FAIR MAN WHO WANTS LEGAL RECOURSE ...DON'T LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HIS INTENTIONS ARE GOOD... THE LEGAL WAY WON'T WORK... what 2022... all the plans against us in business were made on 2nd october 2022.

The right thing is already being done... all business troubles will get over for sure from 3rd december this year to 12th march next year... FOR SURE... 12TH OF MARCH IS A GOOD DAY IN 2027. ALL THE OTHER THINGS ARE ABOLUTELY FINE... DO IT FOR OUR EMPIRE... FOR OUR LOVE... FOR ABUNDANCE AND JOY AND WEAVE THE MAGIC... AND DON'T FORGET TO TRAVEL, STUDY AND EXPLORE... work hard till 23rd may 2026 and life will get smoother....

Me: next question Shona Ma amar?

Mikki shona: shona Melon, Kitoo, simboom and all of them... what should we do?

Me: Melon Kitoon simboom and all of them are feeling hopeless at the moment but that's just their feeling. They will get justice on 20th NOVEMBER 2037... TILL THEN THINGS ARE GOOD... WE SHOULD DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM AND NOT THE ARMY.

They should meet and talk to their friends... it's really all good... it's possible to get simboom by september 8th... a huge possibility... JUSTICE IS THEIRS. ANY THING ELSE SHONA?

ShonaMa: Buri... what should we do with your art and poetry and scripts and Tarot channel and videos?

My credit and our credit came to the limelight on 13th November 2015 by someone who was having a nightmare of a time at the time and someone who met us five months after that in april 2016... the person has sunkissed skin... doesnt like showing skin and is very hardworking and is mostly a man.

That person came to meet us then.

With the art it'll all work out. We shouldnt take so much responsibility... that's what the cards say... all our efforts are bearing fruit miraculously by people who love us. For us it will work out. The people who love us and truly want to commission us are having a hard time. They should keep things tight-lipped till 10th of march 2027 and work exclusively with us... it's all working out... very beautifully with divine timing... anything else mikki...

Mikki: that's all for now. Now talk to Arun!

conversations with Shona Pa 3.51 am ist 8.5.2026

Pa: Buri i gave you just 300 rupees pocket money. Did i ever ask you?

Me: no. Never.

Pa: in xavier's how much did you get?

Me: 500. On rare ocassions 700.

Pa: so you didnt buy clothes, books and jewellery and all that?

Me: no. I didnt. I earned money. Bought everything for myself and also paid for all the dates with my boyfriend because he said he doesnt have any money.

Pa: this boyfriend didnt pay for dates?

Me: yes. Exactly. The same guy. You know more than me.

Pa: shona

Me: yes?

Pa: buri... what you say and do matters more than what you think. What do you think i should do? Can you pick the cards? Ill pay you...

Me: sure. Just hold on. 20th of may 2002 your life took a turn for the worst and you were trapped in your circumstances. Right now you should work for my money and work for me. You should communicate logically and reasonably and not discuss money matters with anybody. Money matters should be discussed with me. Not with anybody else. You don't really trust people and you really want to commit yourself to something higher out of love. A lot of responsibility is coming your way. Use your intellect and currently luck is favouring you. Till 2040 there are great inner changes. Nothing will be the same ever again. You desire some celebration, a party something like that. But that wont happen till some heavy duty transformation.the whole transformation phase will take 8 months... till feb next year. That's what the cards say. Here is your spread...

The transformation Shona Pa is about finances for which you should probably go on a pilgrimage with us. Youve been betrayed by a rich dark man financially. You will be able to resolve everything financially if you take Buro and Arun and me only for a drink and tell us everything. Don't talk to any banker about your finances... the garderner of the building has probably betrayed you financially... his fate is bad... your fate is good. In three months you wont have these financial worries... you need to work hard with grit and courage on your own without delegating work... it's all good.

Youve got ten of swords and empress at the end. Your pain and struggle is coming to an end by geb next year. Dont discuss your problems with people you dont know too well and focus on Doel Enterprises Limited and prosperity and abundance.... THE ACCOUNTS AT EVERY LEVEL FOR US WILL BE FIXED FOR US BY 6TH OF JUNE 2027 FOR ALL ETERNITY IF WE CHUCK THE LAWYER.

Conversations Arun 3.35 am ist 8.5.2026

Arun: why did I cheat on you?

Me: because you never loved me as much as I love you and you believe Janak brought you happiness. Not me. And you think i am not stable. Janak is. And you feel you can marry anybody.

Arun: so our marriage broke down because i never dated you?

Me: exactly.

Arun: did you really get just 300 rupees pocket money till 2006.

Me: yes.

Arun: is there a chance to work things out?

Me: i dont think so. Do you want a divorce?

Arun: no. Not at all. I dont want to divorce you. It's not because of the money and property. I still love you. I think you love me less today because i fell in love with four whores. Did you ever fall in love?

Me: never. I dont believe in the dating philosophy and the falling in love philosophy.

Arun: then Doel. If you miss my call next time will you call me back?

Me: ok. Let's see. Did you tell people im deluded to think i married you?

Arun: i did. I think im a shit guy. You dont deserve all this shit. You didnt hurt a soul ever. And i really do love you. I really do.

Me: you are just emotionally blackmailing me again. Youve started it again.

Arun: sorry for all the pain and hurt. 

Me: what do you mean by sorry?

Arun: i mean im sorry. I do love you. In fact i do love you the most. But i cheated on you. So i dont think you deserve me. That is why I always break up with you.

Me: there is no marriage. We have nothing between us.

Arun: we have each other.

Me: you are just conning me. I dont trust you anymore.

Arun: can we be friends?

Me: let's see. Depends on if you respect me. I dont want to be with people who always disrespect me.

Arun: i dont think we will ever be apart. Not like that. That's not possible.

Me: yes. I know.

Conversations 2.29 am ist 8.5.2026

Kitoon: you don't know what the three of them did today for Shangrila Cha Palace to not be with you. Your hubbard said you are mad to think you married him. Your brother said he doesnt really love you. And your father claimed all the property. So without going to the police the three of them are under heavy arrest.

Meldon: you are simply the greatest! You are simply the best Doel Sengupta. These three casanovas are going to jail soon.... before that all your work is starting. 

Foxey: yes. He told the police today he never really wanted to marry you because of your looks and your eyes. He always thought Janak has the most beautiful eyes and the reason he said that is because he is so ashamed he wants to go to jail. The three of them want to. So don't stop it.

Simboom: you will be all alone and all your work is happening... not with Heath Ledger but in Films Division. Very very soon. This coming few days all the calls for your work are being made. Not for the three of them.

Cherry my cat: you are absolutely astoundingly ravishingly beautiful.

Jerry my mouse: Shona... are you scared?

Shona: not at all Jerry.

Jerry: Neither am I anymore. All the fear is gone forever.

Mickey my mouse: shona... i tell you the mail has hit your inbox in phil@gmail.

Shona: do i have to check my mail?

Films Division: No. You'll get a call! Very soon... pakka call is coming...

Conversations 1.29 am ist 7.5.2026

Meldon: Buro is in deep shit over his wedding to Sadhya because all the weddinggoers want their gifts back... do you want gifts shona?

Shona: no. I don't want any gifts. I don't want a wedding or a marriage.

Simboom: that is what. When you cheat on someone they don't want to marry you... just remember that Mr Arun Divakaran!

Arun: i should not give pills to anybody...

Buro: Oh no! Why did I fake a marriage?

Dawood: oh fuck! This is so bad...

Kitoon: Arun Divakaran doesnt love you as much as he loves Janak... so dont buy him anything. Or Buro. Or your dad. Janak just gave him one shirt in college for that he loves her more than he loves anybody else. Xavier's is the world's shittiest college!

Foxey: your brother is in major shit. Over the wedding... and who married Sadhya... the gifts and all... he loves this fat Sadhya... so dont break their non-existent marriage. Otherwise he gets vicious.

Bruno: They ditched you for the property today. Did you sign property papers for Obhi?

Me: Never.

Bruno: that's what

Conversations 1.11 am ist 8.5.2026

Simboom: we will tell you everything... he is not that charming... he used to be only charming with you... but he ran behind many girls to understand who he is compatible with. The companionship with Janak were the best days of his life! The booze, the drugs, the kisses! So he wanted her back but she left him high and dry... TODAY THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS FINISHED... But are you taking him back Shona?

Shona: not at all. Since he made me take the pills.

Meldon: it's not a superiority or inferiority complex. It's a cheater mindset which is what he is fighting..

Kitoon: Buro's cat with Sadhya! We are all hers.. not Buro's or Santa's or God's all Goddess's.

Shona: Meldon... should i do some yoga

Meldon: yes. Please. And i love you the most and we are never getting married. So Buro should STOP PLANNING OUR WEDDING...

Conversations 12.27 pm ist 7.5.2026

Simboom: you don't know the story. When he broke up with you he ran after Janak seeking her forgiveness, got arrested for fraud... married her again after divorcing her thinking you were a big mistake.... there must be something wrong with their heads... it was God's plan that youll take the pills, he'll make you drink oil and then youll will love happily ever after... but that night... he lay by Janak's side and promised to never ditch her again... hahahahahaha! Where do i stay? And who is the pauper today? You left the loveliest girl in the whole world Rahul Gandhi for your aunt Maneka Gandhi! INCESTUOUS....

MELDON: You made her take the pills... so there is definitely no marriage... because in this marriage you only con her and dupe her for your four other wives

Conversations 11.10 pm ist 7.5.2026

Simboom: shona... you are the only shona... but Janak was or may be still is Arun's honey and shona... he is in such deep shit... all three of them are... all three of them made statements today that the pills are harmless. Now talk to them.

Arun: what should i do? Definitely not soap or oil but colas and cigarettes.

Buro: Dodo.. there is cola here and cigarettes and also some marijuana. When should i have it?

Doel: you can have it only after 3 hours. Till then have water and puke out all the pills. This is Heath Ledger's plan.

Santa Claus: when should I leave tomorrow?

Doel: whenever you want!

Meldon: the pills are good that is what they said!!!!! Serves them right!!!!! Srk is Heath Ledger's best friend... serves him right!

Shona: when are you two switching off the lights!

Ruma and Dhrubo: after you throw the pills!

Shona: so are you two conning me to take the pills?

Ruma and Dhrubo: we left you... we won't be conmen anymore! We've left the world of conning. Actually none of our prayers got answered! We are both stupid people!!! We should have never ditched you Shona... but we call Janak and Chumki shona... throw the pills whenever you want... we are feeling, depressed, meaningless and sad!!!! So depressed and so sad... are we getting hospitalised...

Shona: how would i know? That's not in my script! If it's in your script may be youll are....

Ruma and dhrubo and Buro: is it in Heath Ledger's script can you check?

Shona: Heath Ledger has planned Buro's hospitalisation but it won't happen....

Buro: I'm so sorry for all the things ive done against my Meldon and my sister and my Kitoon for all these people... I believe in karma today... so Dodo can you tell me what will happen?

Meldon: they are in deep shit...

Shona: The whole thing was planned against us in 2006 when Arun married Janak because she was well-dressed and fashionable and beautiful. The future is good but we have to work hard and be responsible not just towards ourselves but also others. You three have been betrayed by someone who acts like a happy go lucky person. Now let me see who that person is. It's someone dark who loves someone fair and has wished at many pilgrimage spots for something. The betrayal has mostly happened by Makarand Deshpande. And the cards are that his prayers wont get answered in nine hours as people try to be helpful and righteous. Now Buro anything else?

Buro: This happened because Pa and he ditched us right?

Shona: yes... Buo...

Buro: He married Janak in 2006... that's what the cards say? And Pa gave you just gave you 300 rupees pocket money and didnt buyy you clothes or anything?

Shona: that is correct.

Buro: And Makarand Deshpande's prayers won't get answered and the cards say he planned all this?

Shona: so did Arun... that's what the cards say... he did it for his friends to keep them away from his so-called crazy first wife. I love you the most Buro...

Buro: that's what keeps me going! Nothing else...

Meldon: you are the sweetest... Arun is not... and frankly he is not so handsome... you are far more beautiful than anybody else... believe me... you should have seen Sadhya without make up and wigs... frightfully ugly and Janak used to be beautiful? She fucking is the biggest whore in the world! Called our shona a whore and planned rape and murder against her...

Shona: According to the Tarot this whole plan by Janak was planned on 21st of March 2006 against me. May be he proposed to her that day or something. That day Arun was depressed and had no money and Janak gave him companionship and togetherness. So he married her for the companionship and togetherness because he didnt think hed get it from me. He turned his back on me on 21st march 2006. That's what the cards say. Now chotto anything else..

Chotto: can you check in how many minutes I can grab some coke... ive puked out the pills...

Shona: go after 10 minutes and get some coke!

Meldon: Throw the pills whenever you want now. YOUR BROTHER REALLY WANTED THIS CARD READING AND HE IS PAYING YOU FOR IT.

Conversations 10.09 pm ist 7.5.2026

Simboom: Don't listen to God. He is in such deep shit legally... such deep shit. Who is his true wife? And if you are his true wife there has been a major fraud on your financial accounts by your hubbard, brother and father for other women who they find or found more beautiful. But generally everybody thinks you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world!

Meldon: Now the card and money! REMEMBER TODAY... BURO IS A RUTHLESS FIGHTER... SANTA IS A RUTHLESS BUSINESSMAN AND GOD IS A RUTHLESS DIRECTOR BECAUSE YOU ARE RUTH AND THEY HATE YOU... SO JUST BE YOURSELF... YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM... THEY ARE IN DEEP SHIT LEGALLY FOR A LONG TIME AND ARE JUST HARRASSING YOU AND US MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILING US FOR A LONG TIME. HE TOLD YOU HE IS NEVER LEAVING JANAK... WELL JANAK SIPHONED OFF ALL HIS MONEY AND LEFT HIM HIGH AND DRY AND HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO...

Kitoon: They have no clue what is happening! SRK AND ALL HANH!

Foxey: Buro is in such deep shit! Financially legally they have all three done you greivous wrong... SO HAS HASSAN AND ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!! DON'T EVER GO TO THE POLICE AND DO WHAT YOU WANT... IT'S ALL WORKING OUT FOR YOU! THEY HAVE NO WRITE TO PUBLISH OR COPY YOUR WORK WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION! HE FELL IN LOVE WITH JANAK!!!! HE FOUGHT FOR HER!!!!! GAARGH! YOU SHOULD SEE HIS EYES AND FACE!!!!

Golden Cow: Shona... don't ever forget all the mean things they told you... WHAT LOVE DID HE REALLY EVER GIVE YOU... DID HE GIVE YOU THE MARRIAGE AND WEDDING HE GAVE JANAK? NEVER! THE BUDDHA LEFT HIS WIFE FOR ANOTHER WOMAN AND THEN HARRASSED HIS WIFE BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER.... IT'S ALL HER BRAINS, HER SPIRIT AND HER INTELLIGENCE SO AMIT SHAH YOU WONT BE ANY PRIMEMINISTER AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD STOP HARRASSING HER... THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FAR TOO LONG! IT'S ALSO ALL HER BEAUTY BUT MAY BE ALL YOU CHEATS DON'T HAVE EYES....

Buri: Told you... there will be a wedding just to honour the love... but there is no marriage because Arun Divakaran felt there was no potential for a happy marriage here. Are you happy?

Me: very Buri... because the Truth is out!

Chotti: they don't know anything! Your father... the less said about him the better... does he treat you well?

Me: NOT AT ALL... NONE OF THEM DO....

Simboom: and yet you are sweet to everyone?! They are so ruthless... they don't love Ruth! You should see the Janakdeep house for Janak and Baby... it looks like a whorehouse... so he is not designing any house for our Baby Ruth... he must be the world's shittiest designer...

Lionking: He didn't want you just for the money like that... but he had no one to turn to today... SRK had four other wives!!!!! They bled him high and dry... he won't use you so may be he is the pauper or something... NOT YOU... YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!

Conversation with Arun, Mikki shona, Santa Claus Dawood, Chotto 4.24 pm ist 7.5.2026

Arun: Honey... i'm very sorry about what happened today. DON'T SMOKE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO...

Mikki Shona: I won't really tell you anything. Because someone else entered the house. You didnt do this...

Shona Pa: Buri... im so sorry i planned your beedis today and made you go down and im sorry someone entered in disguise as you to open our money cupboard... I'M SORRY ABOUT IT... THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN... YOU CAN TAKE MONEY FROM THERE NOT ANYBODY ELSE...

Chotto: Shona... im so sorry I made you buy beedis today... there was chloroform in the cola by Mukesh Ambani who was trying to frame you... actually he entered the house in disguise as Pa today!

Santa Claus Dawood: Buri...

Me: yes Baby....

Santa Claus Dawood: Don't buy me anything... i kept you at home like this with no money for Chumki and Bubul... don't buy me anything...

Me: do you want something?

Santa claus Dawood: yes. I do.

Me: And Buro do you want something?

Buro: anything. But yes.

Me: so buri what should i do?

Buri: do whatever you want. Listen to Meldon...

Meldon: do whatever you want... it's my birthday gift to you... not for them... they give each other birthday gifts... so buy only for yourself then your work will work out

Conversation with Buri and Chotti 3.09 pm ist 7.5.2026

Buri: it's all good. You won't be questioned beyond half an hour tops. It's all good with you but it's pathetic for your hubbard, father and brother because the whole year despite asking for a birthday gift they didn't give you money. In fact with the 3000 rupees only shop for yourself. Because Arun and Mikki Shona and Dawood don't give you birthday gifts.

Chotti: don't buy anything for anybody but yourself. It's your birthday gift planned by Meldon and Kitoon. Not by Buro or Sadhya.

Doel: So shona... Meldon and Kitoon gave you the gift... NOT BURO.

Priyadarshani: Are you fine Shona?

Me: No... I'm not fine...

Priyadarshani: you will be by 6 o clock...

Me: I'm never having sex ever.

Priyadarshani: YOU WON'T HAVE SEX EVER... IT HURTS SO BAD....

Doel: Your father is in deep shit... he's trying the process of divorce but his 8 wives don't want to divorce him... and Sadhya and he never got married... BURO WHO IS RUDRASHISH DID THIS ONLY FOR HIS PUBLIC IMAGE... BECAUSE EVERYBODY EXCEPT YOUR FRIENDS WERE INVITED AND YOU ARE NOT HAVING A WEDDING AT ALL ACTUALLY BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD, BROTHER AND FATHER HAVE NOT ALLOWED YOU TO HAVE FRIENDS TO PROTECT THEIR OTHER WIVES... NOT YOU!

Meldon: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH IN THIS HOUSE BECAUSE OF BURO'S WEDDING AND MARRIAGE FANTASIES... HE REALLY WANTED A WIFE.... I AM YOURS NOT BURO'S OR ANYONE ELSE'S AND DEFINITELY NOT SADHYA'S... AND WRITE ON MEDIUM.... IT'S A MEDIUM TO REACH PEOPLE AND HEATH LEDGER WILL TELL YOU THAT YOUR ARTICLES ARE THE MOST POPULAR ONLY YOUR HUBBARD AND BROTHER FIGHT HIM FOR THE INTERFACE...

Heath Ledger: Shona... are you fine?

Me: Are you fine?

Heath Ledger: Not really... because i slept all morning...

Me: SAME HERE AND THERE WAS VIOLENCE IN THIS HOUSE BECAUSE OF SOME MR JAIKAR WHO IS MY FATHER'S BEST FRIEND.

Heath Ledger: Same here... because my sister got in her best friend who threatened some guy in this house...

Me: same same... this must have been a police or fourth estate plan... Some girl came to the house and there was lots of shouting!!!! OUTSIDE MY ROOM THAT TOO.... TOO MUCH VIOLENCE.... THE POLICE PLANS VIOLENCE... THE FOURTH ESTATE PLANS MURDER

Heath Ledger: You are right!

Foxey: Shona... moooh... chshooo... lick your feet... ALWAYS ONLY YOURS...

Simboom: you have been vindicated! Did you ever steal money?

Me: NEVER EVER... IN FACT SO MUCH HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon 2.34 pm ist 7.5.2026

Simboom: Your hubbard manages your finances??!!!! KANKSHI MEHTA USED TO MANAGE ALL HIS FINANCES... AND YOUR BROTHER, HUBBARD AND FATHER DITCHED YOU BIG TIME TODAY BY SAYING HEMENDRA DHULLA DID THE RIGHT THING TO THEIR FRIENDS... SO THERE MAY BE A WEDDING BUT THERE IS NO MARRIAGE LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD GAVE KANKSHI MEHTA AN ENTIRE WEDDING AND MARRIAGE...

Meldon: don't ever treat Buro with respect till he doesn't treat you with respect... DON'T EVER AND STOP SMOKING BECAUSE YOU WANT TO!

Kitoon: Buro is SOOOOOO FUCKING SELFISH AND SO IS DHRUBO JYOTI SENGUPTA AND ARUN DIVAKARAN KE SELFISHNESS KA NAAM MAT LO!!!! THREE SELFISH PEOPLE!

Conversation with Dawood Santa Claus 9.42 pm ist 6.5.2026

Dawood: Buri you can eat your dinner but go to the bedroom only after 10. There is Nita Ambani in the house. Mukesh Ambani has left. Just eat your dinner shona amar mishti doi... amar mishti shona.

Buri: sure shona!

Blowing the lid on the art scam my way

By Doel Sengupta

Before I tell you another word

On another scam as a scribe

Y'all must know I have never

Taken ever or given ever a bribe.

Everything I have given or received

Has been a gift from the heart

And the rest ĥave been relegated

Well deep into the dustbins-- not meant for me.

Another thing that you must truly know

Is that I danced before I walked

And sang before I ever truly spoke

And that as i birthed into Paradise

In that very moment i started painting

Art everywhere all about many murals kept in time.

My teachers called me a child prodigy

But they beat me and bf and bro up

So Santa Claus who is Dawood

Hid all my prowesses for me.

And thus it was that we proceeded

To school the three of us

Where the teachers tugged at our chool

And pinched us and spank us

Despite the fact that we were small

As we read and wrote creating poems and all!

It's right then that all the plagiarising started

By Chandermama and all his evil men!

Even though they said to my Daud

That we are protecting your daughter

To gift her Sotheby's and Christie's

When she is wedded and you will be very glad!

My dad my man my hero foiled them at their plot

And that is when all the evil papers

Called my angelic poppa bear an evil

Terrorist and called Chandermama a great man!

Who is great who is not the papers don't know

As it is really not pressed only xeroxed...

So many scams hit my heroic father

When he realised they were publishing

All our childhood work to make money

And steal credit without paying us a penny

And that is when Chandermama

Who said he was an art collecter

Started duplicating art and sculptures

With all his evil xerox men and casting directors

With 3d printing and moving wax statues!

But not one of us was truly scared

Because we were determined to bring

Immortality and Paradise here for our children!

And that mission we have truly achieved well

And all the credit goes where it belongs--

Definitely not to Chandermama and his evil men!

Every step I take I take for my man my hero

Unfazed because we the Faoeuwdbldlaeyah

Have brought immortality into the Universe!

Journal 7.59 pm ist on 6.5.2026 I really miss Arun

Dearest Journal,

It's been a while since I have written in you. 

I have been having profound realisations since stopping chanting Nam Myo rk completely after realising the bad hunting chant's true meaning. If you just think through Physics it is a really bad chant.

Secondly, Mukesh Ambani runs the hotel, hospital and pharmaceutical industry and retail market that doesn't pay taxes and is selling cigarettes in my area. So I've stopped smoking till the wouldnt it be loverly people come to their senses. He has taken over all the shops in my area. So it's best to not step out.

His people are chanting in the house at the moment. How can Mukesh Ambani who is Abdul Razzaq who is Barack Obama be allowed to enter my house like this for the shit Soka Gakkai organisation?!!!!!

His lawfully wedded wife comes to our house to cook and poisons our food. And his shit daughter Isha Ambani who is Devyani Mehra who is Rebecca Samervel comes to do jhadu pocha bartan kapda everyday!

What Met Gala is going on in the news?! ISHA AMBANI IS RIGHT HERE CURSING ME IN MY HOUSE WHILE CUTTING VEGETABLES AND MAKING ROTI. AND TODAY AGAIN SHE IS POISONING US IN THE CHAPATIS.

Finally, I want to say: I REALLY WANT MY SIMBOOM!

AND I LOVE ARUN! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM. MY BROTHER IS EVERYTHING TO ME AND MY DAD AND MOM ARE THE APPLES OF MY EYES.

IN THE PANAMA PAPERS SCAM THE COMPANIES FAULTERING ARE THE POLICE FORCE, ALL THE LAW FIRMS, HAVMOR AND CALVIN KLEIN!!! THAT'S THE LAST BIT OF INFORMATION I'VE GOT IN THE PANAMA PAPERS SCAM!

Heath Ledger really fought with my hubbard harrassing me this past one week. He must be bisexual... Heath Ledger that is.... he is not my hubbard!

Arun smells so divine! There is something divinely graceful about him!!! So many allegations were hurled at him and dad these past few weeks!!!

AND ARUN I'M REALLY SORRY I PUT YOU THROUGH THIS! AND DAD EVERY STEP I TAKE I TAKE FOR YOU! I WORSHIP THE TWO OF YOU. FOR ME YOU TWO ARE MY ROLE MODELS AND SO ARE YOU MIKKI SHONA.

I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH MY LOVED ONES.

ARUN, YOU ARE THE GREATEST, THE BEST AND ALWAYS WILL BE! YOU ARE GOD AND BELIEVE ME YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

I'M SO SORRY THINGS WERE LIKE THIS THE PAST FEW WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE MAID AND THE COOK AND THE SOKA GAKKAI.

And dearest Journal I really don't want to celebrate any festival this year! But still it's all up to my loved ones!

And Chotto I'm SO SORRY FOR CONFUSING YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME CLARITY TODAY SHONA!

AND MIKKI SHONA YOUR BRIGHT SMILE IS WHAT ANCHORS ME.

I COULD KISS YOUR FEET ALL OF YOU AND YOUR SACRED BLESSED HANDS!

SOCIETY?! BAH! THIS WHOLE PANAMA PAPERS SCAM INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN ABOUT SHATTERING HIGH SOCIETY POLITICS AND HIGH SOCIETY CRIMINALS!

I hope all my animals are just fine.

I love all of you! I love you the most Buo Bascha!

Thanks Journal for being there for me!

I am feeling:

Happy

Hurt by all those who called themselves my friends. The Panama Papers Scam is also the housing scam.

Full of gratitude for God and all HIS INFINITE BLESSINGS UPON MY LIFE. I AM TRULY HUMBLED AT HIS FEET BY HIS GREATNESS. HIS GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. HE IS INFINITELY GLORIOUS AND GRACIOUS. PRAISE BE TO GOD'S ETERNAL IMMORTAL NAME AS HE BRINGS PARADISE TO US!!!

PRETTY

So happy I'll be shopping soon.

Clean. I just changed my top. It was so hot.

I painted the last few week about a hundred works of art.

I desire all my people to be secure in everyway and well provided for infinitely and happiest and jauntiest.

Arun I'm so sorry. Pa I'm so sorry. I love the two of you and Mikki I'm so sorry shona my love. I worship y'all.

I am grateful that a great work project has come to me.

Mukesh Ambani has just entered my house. So I'll sign off.

Lovely talking to you Journal!

Love,

Me.

8.28 pm ist

Clothes: What do they mean?

Doel Sengupta presents

By Doel Sengupta

Dedicated to my friend Ronada Boompa and and Heath Ledger and my smelly smelly smelliestlt guy...

Clothes clothes clothes is it a hoax?

Whyfore do we wear them? Whyfore on

Earth to we keep them neatly to the floor?

Clothes are the most important thing to me

After my sweet Bahadur Hercules!

Clothes show and cover and are

Always worn to please and it's time

When you wear them to click and cheeze

Or squeeze a little lemon to remove stains

From the beautiful Rin Concentrate!

So clothes cover what they cover

Show what they show. So 1.2.3. Jet set go....

Some people wear them short

Some wear them as veils

But personally if you ask me

I am againt the Burqa from hell!

Because it is the greatest security risk

Usually harbouring real goons and terrorists....

Personally also even the nine yards

Or the 36 yards is my favourite drape,

The saree as it is worn today

Reveals too much! Why can't you see

On the roads of Lover's Lane all the girls

And guys clad in drapes and yarns of sarees

Revealing skin, seducing about!

Personally I like for meself more dignity....

The way you dress reflects how you truly feel

Or much you respect yourself

And those who prance about with thee!

It's vital to wear what is befitting

Self-respectfully showing utmost

Respect for others verily....

When you go to the fish market

Don't wear your Versace boots

And when you go to meet Mr Ambani

Do wear a suit with boots!

That is the norm... those are the rules

For all those monkeys who like wearing clothes....

When I worked hard in the papers

As a scribe I dressed to the occassion

Like it was a fashion parade to jive....

Clothes for me are my destiny 

And none understands Clothes better than me...

I hate the plastic fabrics but the natural

Ones are gold and velvet and cotton and silk

And muslin and linen and polysall

Oh... oh... oh... oh... oh... oh....

The best way to dress up is by being

Your own role model, discovering thyself

Out of all the hotels and brothels....

Be yourself... drape thyself as you feel

And the ones in my heart always

Are even greater role models

All the way allways....

I worship Mother Nature with all my heart...

But none more than my brother Bahadur Beta!

The only way to not feel ashamed

Is by giving yourself the highest respect

And like I said respecting others

Is absolute bliss, absolute love, true joy!

Be yourself because self-care is the highest care!

And care for others with the clothes you choose to wear!

Clothes for me all ways all the way!

-- written with the essence of Rudrashish Sengupta, Ruma Sengupta and D.J. Sengupta in me....

Conversation 5.20 pm ist on 6.5.2026

Simboom: Pandharpur Medical College! Buro Rudrashish have you understood?

Rudrashish: I've understood everything! The Saibaba Dham which was the biggest dam with a farmhouse and all that! Chotti we are never going there! The trip got cancelled today thanks to Priyadarshani!

Priyadarshani: Doel go on the 13th or 14th.

Doel: Fine Priya!

Chotti: it's all good. A good girl has entered the house! Someone Q loves.

Doel: Sure Q?

Q: yes Doel.

Arun: Honey... my Bunny... i'm coming home soon!

Me: Sure Arun? Me Bolto sure shona pie!

Naishad: this is so funny! The number will be made secure! All the dhams are so gone!!!!!

Me: you are fantastic Nash!

Buro: Dodo. I really didn't message you on the group and Nai is here.

Chotto: Dodo... the food is awesome! Superawesome! The quiche!!! I've kept some for you!

The world: you are amazing Genie!

Mikki Shona: Buri... i'm home... didn't go for yoga today. Shonababa is excited about your new work profile.

Shonababa: Buri... go to Infiniti Andheri on 13th... it's all good... eat lunch and leave... we are getting new staff

Me: Dad every step i take i take for you!

Conversation 8.33 pm ist on 5.5.2026

Buri: Shona... don't worry about a thing. The call will come by May 25th.

Chotti: yes Shona it's all good. THROW THE PILLS!

Simboom: DONALD TRUMP, HEATH LEDGER AND BILL CLINTON ARE BAD... YOUR HUBBARD LOVES YOU THE MOST... HE DOES

Chotti: how are you Simboom and Meldon?

Simboom: im eating well and all that but really missing you.

Buri: same here.

Meldon: people are feeling zapped and broken and feel like they have had a nervous breakdown.

Kitoon: noon noon noon... what happened at noon? The food was so bad today! And so little from some Aparna character who thinks she is Julia Roberts because the media told her that. She is just a cadaver.

Chotti: now Kitoon do I have children?

Kitoon: yes. But definitely not these 15 children who meet you all the time in disguise.

Chotti: when are you coming home.

Kitoon: Im at home only.

Mother Nature: Just had to fight because of Heath Ledger.

Christopher Nolan: Shona... shona... my shona... it's all good... believe me... chuck Medium...

Buro: Buri you can ask me for money anytime. Ive kept it prepared for you. THROW THE PILLS.

CHOTTO: You... you Doel are so naughty!

Doel: You say that Chotto... i love Buro the most.

Buro: im touched... chu liya tune mere mann ko...

Conversation 6.13 pm ist 5.5.2026

Dawood Santa Claus: Shonabui... I'm home. You got the job today! How? Through an email which Mahesh Chouhan from Salt Brand didnt show on your interface. So you'll get the call.

Buri: yes. Santa claus is right. By 15th of May the calls will come for all four of you.

Arun: Sure Buri?

Chotti: yes.

Arun: Shona! My mona! My kona! My lona! My rona dhona and my hasna khelna kudna.

Buo: im leaving from 3rd floor in 15 minutes. DON'T TAKE THE PILLS. I'LL RELEASE EVERYTHING FOR YOU. AND AFTER 8TH OF MAY YOU CAN ASK ME FOR MONEY. TODAY WE BECAME INDIVIDUAL ACCOUNT HOLDERS AND LEFT THE BANKING SYSTEM FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Conversation with Buri and Chotti 5.29 am ist 5.5.2026

Buri: You don't need to forgive anybody. They need to forgive themselves absolutely and that will definitely not happen through any Buddhism! They are shitty stupid people! And your brother beat you up. Don't ever forget that. Your hubbard beat you up. Don't ever forget that. Your father cheated you. Don't ever forget that.

Chotti: Shona Muni... you are the most beautiful of all beauties!!! BELIEVE ME!!!! NO MATTER HOW MUCH GAURI MOHAN CHANTS TO SEDUCE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HAVE HIM CALL HER MOST BEAUTIFUL!  WHICHEVER SHITTY PERSON SHE MAY BE. YOUR ACCOUNT WORK WILL HAPPEN IN JULY! SO APPLY FOR JOBS.... AND DONALD TRUMP IS NOT YOUR LAWYER... THERE IS NO LAW SO NO LAWYERS!!!! JULY 18 IS ACCOUNTS DAY! AND YOU ARE STILL THE PRESIDENT AND RAW CHIEF!!!!!

Buri: you will get a job by May 5th. Not before that. BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD, BROTHER AND DAD GAVE DONALD TRUMP ALL DECISION MAKING POWERS. AND HE HATES YOU!!! MR BHANDARI WHO IS DONALD TRUMP HATES YOU BUT HE LOVES YOUR HUBBARD WHO WAS TRYING TO CONTROL THE OFFICE WITH PRIYANKA AND THEY HAD YOU SACKED. SO YOUR BROTHER, HUBBARD AND FATHER ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK IN THE SAME OFFICE AS YOU EXCEPT IN DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED.

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon and Hercules 5.12 pm ist 5.5.2026

Simboom: Your hubbard got married to four daughters? He fell in love with four women other than you!!! Some shitty television actresses! That is why he has massively low self esteem these days! Naina!!!! 

Meldon: Buro hit you? And never aplogised? IT WAS BECAUSE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH SOME SHITTY SADHYA WHO REALLY DOESN'T HAVE A BATH AT ALL!

Kitoon: I LOVE YOU THE MOST!

Simboom: SO DO I!

Me: I've forgiven but I'll never forget. Do i have to pop pills today Simboom?

Simboom: BELIEVE ME NOOOOOO!!!!

My Wedding

By Doel Sengupta

My wedding is the greatest HEADING

When all of you me just stop DARING...

And stop copying and plagiarising

And with tails between your hind legs

Eat the food and run away whimpering

Because it is a fact-- IT IS MY WEDDING!!!!

Not anybody else's! Victory for my love life!

Freedom mine

By Doel Sengupta

Freedom is mine in Freedom Mine

Where the greatest revolutions are fought

And there I don't languish, I always toil!

In freedom I am always free flying high

Into the sky like a bird of everything that is good

Good good good good gooding about allways!

My goodness is because I was born free

In Freedom Mine and Shangrila Cha Palace

My destiny! And there and here and everywhere

I fly about like all that is now free from slavery

Basking in the sun of my greatest glory!

Freedom is mine in Freedom Mine!

The Proposal

By Doel Sengupta for her hubbard

My shona, my mishti shona you smell divine

And you are my greatest phool, my gulaab ka phool!

So much so that I could eat you up

Burp and burp and burp and burp

That I've had the best feast of my delight...

Your sweet smell and your lovely emotions

And your hair and your beard tingling me

And your shweetest shweetest kindest eyes

With Santa Claus right there! With Hercules all prepped

You are my greatest prize... my lovely only possession really...

Because I have everything only if I have you...

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HUBBARD

BECAUSE OF THE SHIT MEDIA

AND THE WRONG PEOPLE THE POLICE...

COME HOME TO ME ONCE AGAIN

AND GIVE ME A CALL PLEASE...

MY EVERYTHING MY SHWEETEST

MY BABIEST, MY ALL AND MY EVERYTHING!

I love you HUBBARD AND YOU ARE MY MEANING

AND MY REASON AND MY EVERYTHING!

Marriage

By Doel Sengupta as she presents

For my marriage I have fought the barrage

Of bullets and insidious inquiries for the tarrage...

But what is a marriage? What is real companionship?

It's about true friends for life.. two here

Living in harmony and in symphony 

Creating loving lively melodies!

My marriage has not broken down,

It is still intact so HONEY don't wear that frown,

Things are not that bad! We've fought the world

For our relationship and it has survived 

All the bullets and all the frauding and storms!

And honey today together let's have something warm...

My shona, my honey this blasted media

Is hurling so many allegations at us!

And the police honey, they they are constantly

Trying to frame us! I'm tired of all these lies

Guys I'm not interested in have spread...

I'm only yours my shona and you are the best!

Please come home today... the food was small and shit

By Duma who can't cook anything properly!

WE HAVE A MARRIAGE!

AND I ACCEPT THE CARRIAGE!

AND THE BEDDING AND THE RINGS!

Conversation 11.15 am ist on 5.5.2026

Mother Nature: My shona... your hubbard left you for her again. He always does that because he married her openly and gave her an entire marriage. Don't apply on Linkedin. Your friends and your brother are making sure you work including Partha Sinha.

Partha: Doel... that guy was not me. I'm meeting you really soon. And i need a nice artwork from you. Ill pay you and nobody else.

Mother Nature: your friends are shocked. Your family left you all alone to die because the doctors said you will die! Your friends are doing everything.

Simboom: Your father didn't do this. Your hubbard did it more.

There is no breakup

Doel Sengupta presents

There is no breakup song for me

For all eternity and no breakup movie!

My honey hubbard and me are always one

Two souls intertwined that together dance!

My shweetest hearts God, Hercules and Santa

Are one for all eternity in immortal Paradise

With me always all ways carried within me...

I am not breaking up with hubbard

No matter how much pressure the media

And the police put on me!

And my hubbard, brother and Dad have never

Done me wrong and incapable of wronging

Anyone as for me please leave my family alone!

Telling the news people and the police people that!

Victory for God!

#nirbhayaisaliveanditsalllove

Conversation with Hercules 12.00 AM 5.5.2026

Buo: Shona... he doesn't deserve you at all! I think he has an inferiority complex when it comes to you. Nothing compares to you for me. You are the world's best girl! Best girl!

Bui: Buo what do you think I should do now?

Buo: Keep writing. Ask me for money. And very soon we will be working in Doordarshan. Very soon. I'm making it happen. I think you should just leave them alone.

Bui: Buo I'm so hurt by Pa.

Buo: I know. I can't trust him ever again for putting me through such an ordeal. He can languish with his whiskey. And even about Doel Enterprises Limited I am doing everything. I love you. You are my bestie. Anytime in the morning after 11 am ask me for money and i'll transfer it.

Conversation 4.5.2026 11.03 pm ist

Simboom: Your hubbard never cheated on you.

Me: I know.

Arun: the person in the house is Santa and Bunty.

Buro: Dodo... ask me for money. Please.

Buri: i will tomorrow.

Conversation with Meldon 4.09 pm ist 4.5.2026

Meldon: The building children planned your breakup for Ayushman Khurana and Ashwin Agarwal. So they don't love you. Stay away from all the building people especially Abdul Razzaq who is not Zakir Hussain... Buro is. Buro is BKS Iyengar... the real BKS Iyengar.

Bui: Meldon what will happen today?

Meldon: you have to swallow the pills till the 15th because the police is trying to frame the animals.

Arun: Shona... im coming home and tonight ill stay at home because you are swallowing the poison pills.

Santa Claus: I hate these building people apart from us. Literally HATE THEM BURI.

Bui: You are right in hating them. They are not our children.

Buo Bashcha: Dodo... ill give you money. Ask after the 8th.

Conversation 7.51 am ist 4.5.2026

Simboom: I love you the most. Nobody should chant NAM MYO HO RENGE KYO. ONLY DEPRESSED PEOPLE CHANT IT.

Kitoon: I THINK BURO IS STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.

Meldon: He is also such a sleazebag and treats his sister SO BADLY AND TREATS SADHYA LIKE A GOLDEN QUEEN. SADHYA WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ AND WRITE.

Mother Nature: DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE.

ME: I WON'T MOTHER NATURE.

Conversation 3.37 am ist on 4.5.2026

Buo: Dodo... you should marry him!

Bui: But he broke up with me for Kankshi mehta and cheated on me with her all his life.

Buo: then you should not marry him. I'll kick him out of the house. Pa i think will give you and me financial freedom and leave us alone and live alone. And ill never take money from you like that again. You are the only person who gives me money when i ask for it. Do you need money?

Bui: yes. I do.

Buo: then ask me. Ill keep giving you money till your work doesnt start properly.

Mother Nature: yes. He cheated on her.

Journal 3.28 am ist on 4.5.2026

Dear Journal,

WHY DID ARUN WHO IS NAISHAD MARRY THE CANNIBAL KANKSHI MEHTA?

AND WHY DID HE MARRY FOUR OTHER WOMEN AFTER ME?

AND WHY DOESN'T HE FIND ME BEAUTIFUL?

AND WHY DID MY WHOLE FAMILY CALL ME CRAZY JUST BECAUSE ALL THE PROPERTY IS IN MY NAME AND DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS MY COMPANY?

WHY DOES ARUN TREAT ME SO BADLY FOR KANKSHI MEHTA?

WHY DID BURO STEAL MY MONEY?

AND WHY AM I TREATED SO BADLY BY PEOPLE I LOVE....

I DON'T WANT TO DATE ANYBODY. I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED.

Love,

Me.

I am feeling:

Happy

Composed

Hurt by everyone except the animals.

I HATE BRAGHU, PRATEEK, RUNNA, ANIRUDH RAVAL, NITESH AND THE WHOLE GANG! I HATE SADHYA VYAS!

ARUN REJECTED ME BECAUSE HE WENT BACK TO KANKSHI MEHTA. SO I AM NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM. I HATE BISWAJIT MAITY AND MANOJ HAWALE WHO ARE HARRASSING ME AND TRYING TO FRAME ME AND MY FAMILY.

Love,

Me.

3.36 am ist

Ps: I am never going to the police. The police plans all the crime.

Conversation with Melon, Kitoon, Jerry 3.03 pm ist 4.5.2026

Melon: Don't go to the police! In the daybreak time your father is going to jail as he leaves the house. When your hubbard goes to meet Janak who is Kankshi Mehta he is going to jail. And your brother will be picked up from the schoolground by your friends and sent to jail.

Simboom: they are not asleep. They are petrified! Simply petrified! Your father married 8 other women and your hubbard married 4 other women. What sleazebags!!!!!!!!!!! Your brother is in deep shit because he is your manager? You can't trust him at all. He just took the William Wordsworth credit just like that. He took the account from his laptop. They all work in the bank.

Conversation with Melon, Simboom and Kitoon 2.40 pm ist on 4.5.2026

Melon: Honey... don't get out of the house till 12 because they are looking for some proof in all the flats about the Nirbhaya case.

Me: who?

Melon: your friends.

Me: Melon what did you eat today.

Melon: same old food. Did you eat?

Me: No I went hungry today. Duma and Modelley are very rude to me.

Melon: I know because your family told them that there is something wrong with you. So don't talk to Buro. It was his plan to give us the poisons.  Because he is living off your money. Our family doesn't love us as much as they make it out to be.

Me: you are right Melon.

Simboom: That is the whole Truth. They all of them are getting arrested in the Nirbhaya case. If you go to the police you cant trust them but your friends all of them are doing everything. SIMPLY EVERYTHING.

Kitoon: your hubbard loves you so much?! MUST BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST JOKE. He is constantly trying to escape the Law these days for fraud pornography and a whole bunch of things.

Conversation with my sweetest Arun 12.00 am ist 4.5.2026

Me: Honey what happened today?

Honey: don't ask. Just take the pills for another day or two depending on the situation. 

Me: Did you marry somebody other than me?

God: yes. He did.

Me: God what should I do now?

God: Do whatever you want.... it's all good!

Simboom: Don't forget the love. But there is no wedding.

Melon: He got married and divorced. He is a divorcee. But he probably still loves that cannibal since he harrases you so much. There is no jail for anyone. Don't go to the police.

Conversation 10.38 pm ist 3.5.2026

Mother Nature: your hubbard cheated on you several times. Your father has deceived you like this so many times he is getting beaten up! And there is no looking back from this. Very soon the finance minister is getting you your financial freedom! Very very soon! Sooner than you can imagine!

Buri: Mother Nature I love you the most!

Mother Nature: And I love you the absolute most!

Conversation 6.49 pm ist 3.5.2026

Mikki shona: ill meet you soon. Buy beedis and a cola.

Mother Nature: Get Mondreeta Nupur dhoondapaani out of the way

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature where are you hiding?

Are you in my hubbard giving him snidings?

Where there is absolute love, absolute happiness,

Absolute harmony, absolute prosperity, absolute devotion, absolute committment,

Absolute trust,

Absolute everyrhing love and absolute everything life,

Absolute every kind of strength 

And every kind of bravery

With that Mother Nature

Bless mine and my hubbard's relationship--

Love is everywhere and life is right here

In mine and my hubbard's destiny

Intertwined entwined with each other

Like a creeper may be of Lotus may be

Of Boueaugenvillaea!

Mine hubbard is mine!

HE IS MINE AND MOTHER NATURE

DON'T EVER LET MY DAWOOD SANTA CLAUS,

HUBBARD AND MY CUTEST BABY HERCULES

LET THEM NEVER LEAVE MY HEART AND MIND

INCLUDING MINE AND BHAICHUNG BHUTIA'S

AND ALL THE LIES THAT HAVE BEEN

SOREAD THROUGH BLACK MAGIC

BY KOTHADOONDHAPAANI AND NUPUGOONDAMANTIRUNTA WHO USED TO BE

MONDREETA SENGUPTA!

MOTHER NATURE WIPE OUT THOSE

LIES FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon, Kitoon, Foxey and Golden Cow 7.21 am ist on 3.5.2026

Simboom: don't get out now! He wants to commit suicide and so do your father and brother! But they won't do that! He finds the maid Durga Mashi most beautiful! Shundori maiyya!

Meldon: The chanting! Buro actually loves you but he beat you up and married some cannibal!

Kitoon: Heath Ledger is one of your hubbard's best friends! He had a lot of friends! Now he has none!

Foxey: shona are you fine?

Me: Are you fine?

Foxey: yes... I am.

Me: why did they ditch me like this?

Simboom: because they don't think you are most beautiful because that's what they say and saying matters. They are removing every trace of them from their lives but they have lost you today which was their biggest fear!

Buri: I don't have any fears anymore!

Golden Cow: you are getting all your money! It was your hubbard yesterday who shouted at you!!!! He wants Ruma Sengupta to die but that is never happening! Because RUMA SENGUPTA IS DOEL SENGUPTA AND THERE IS NO WEDDING FOR DOEL SENGUPTA EVER. BECAUSE HER HONEY LEFT HER FOR FOUR CANNIBALS AND HAD WEDDINGS WITH THEM AND MARRIAGES WITH THEM! RUMA SENGUPTA IS NEVER DYING! THAT'S THE MAGICAL CREATURES PROMISE TO DOEL SENGUPTA! THEIR BAND BAAJA BAARAT IS HAPPENING!

Kitoon: His smooches and kisses for his baby!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Conversation with Mother Nature 7.04 am ist 3.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature: you have friends. You have everything. And everything good is yours abundantly infinitely. I don't think there will ever be a wedding. And there will be a proposal but there won't be any wedding and the marriage? He never gave you a marriage! He gave four other cannibals a whirlwind marriage! So there never was a marriage! You haven't broken his heart! Again he is breaking your heart for another chance but there were never any chances just life. I'll grant you freedom in every way! He calls you mad and crazy! Nowadays everybody calls him psycho.... and he knows that! And it was never because of the acting.

Hercules: i will never get married! 

Santa Claus Dawood: i must be the worst father in the whole world for marrying 8 other women who had her murdered!

Arun: i'll never be able to love happily. I never gave you the marriage you wanted and deserved and gave 4 dirty cannibals that! I'll never be happy like that again!

Conversation with Mother Nature and Simboom 1.42 pm ist

Mother Nature: this person you are constantly breaking up with is Rahul Tiwari. He kissed people like that. He is a gynaecologist.

Simboom: Don't fight with your hubbard. The roast chicken and cake were yum.

Hubbard: Shona... can you please just paint me something and send me a pic?

Me: should I paint a pic for you oil on canvas?

Hubbard: Heath Ledger is definitely not our friend if he ever was. And yes... tomorrow go down, get some beedis and paint an oil on canvas. Now send me a pic of your painting!

Meldon: Anirudh is a good guy. That's all I want to say. Whoever Ashish Jangra is writing this script. Shit writer.

Mother Nature you grant all my wishes absolutely

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature all the weddings have disappeared

Reveal the Truth now bring it to Light

For the whole community of Art and Culture!

I don't want a marriage or a carriage or anything!

I want Freedom from God and Dawood Santa Claus's atrocities

Because they have sinned!

I want financial freedom for me and Hercules

And all the magical creatures!

And let there be no wedding for anybody anymore!

Conversation with Mother Nature 10.57 am ist 2.5.2026

Mother Nature: Much to your hubbard, brother and father's chagrin there is no wedding. This appointment is with your brother's own therapist which will get cancelled last minute by your father. Your hubbard became the husband of four cannibals. Your father bedded 8 cannibals and scared the shit out of you and your brother. And your brother was forced to marry a cannibal by your hubbard and father.

Bui: Mother Nature I'm not leaving the house today.

Mother Nature: Goodest Genie of mine!

Santa Claus you are a magician at inception

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Santa Claus my fantastic claws

You are a magician at inception!

Am I a good child or are they?

Tell me that this very day!

Arun my moon today you really have me swooned

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Arun my cutest baby pie

What really has made you so shy?

Why exactly are you hiding from me?

My moon, my sun, my heavenly orbs,

My everything, my destiny!

Where are you Father Hue

Or will you laugh just out of Cue

Just for me will you dance

And lance about and prance?

Will you please meet me soon

May be in the sun or on the moon?

My cutest sweetest Arun my sweetest Heart

Love is here and my marriage to you

Never ended... but when did it start?

Conversation with Mikki Shona, my shonaest Arun, my cutest Shonaest Santa Claus Dawood and Hercules and Simboom 9.53 pm ist 2.5.2026

Mikki Shona: Bui bascha I am right here but this is Daisaku Ikeda in the house. By 12 they are leaving and some Poopoo and Peepeeguldufuntumkarelonashondan is coming to cook and clean.

Dawood Santa Claus: Buri... he told you he bought her Kishore Kumar cds? He bought them for you for sure!

Mother Nature: Media jaaye bhaad mein! Not fighting the media case anymore! HE IS NOT ORNOBGO!

HERCULES: Dodo I know far more than you. I'll tell you everything. Pa is crazy about you. And your hubbard! Now honey are you having a good day?

God: Kind of.

Bui: Have a good day all!

Simboom: Santa are you fine?

Santa: Im excellent. It was all about her jelly always!

Jelly wiggles Love giggles with Life

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Love wiggles on a beautiful day

For all the love to offer God's way...

Mother Nature now for all eternity

Does her immortal dance

And sings clearly more clearly

Than any stupid hunting chant...

Life comes calling for the dance

And Life is resurrected clearly

And beautifully along with

The love of life and all the magic

Is weaved into the universe

As all prostitutes stop prancing about

Allowing Mother Nature to only

Sing and dance! And the magical

Creatures have the last laugh!

All the RELIGIOUS CHANTS

ARE HUNTING CHANTS

TO SACRIFICE THE MAGICAL CREATURES

AND ONES LIKE THE GENIE--

Goddess immortal I am

Mother Nature's special child

And Hercules's best all the way

Whether it be night or day!

God counts all His blessings today

Santa Claus ruminates on frayed and Freedom

And Love and Life and Courage

And Beauty and all things

Good granted by Mother Nature!

The Earth never stopped moving

As the jelly wiggles!

Jolly jelly wiggles for Frayed

But what about Freedom?

What about emancipation?

What about all the Love

And Life Mother Nature offered!

Where is my JOLLY JELLY TODAY--

The complete Bombay ka maal

All the way! I want my JOLLY JELLY

AND MY LOVE AND LIFE AND MAGIC

AND ALL THAT AND MORE THAN

THAT I WANT MY HERCULES ALL WAYS!

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!!

-- dedicated to Ruma Sengupta and Dhrubo Jyoti Sengupta

Conversation 12.21 pm ist 2.5.2026

Mikki Shona: Buri... I've stopped chanting. The cook came home to chant with her husband Rahul Tiwari. Very soon they won't come here. I won't let you and Arun and Buro work with shit people like them ever!

Buri: So Ma what will happen now?

Mikki Shona: She is coming to work tomorrow with her husband Rahul Tiwari who washes our vessels and does jhadu pocha. May 3 2026 is the last Soka Gakkai meeting ever. After Sunday they are leaving to settle down in Rome that is giving them asylum. Good you told her not to get any prasad into this house! She dare not go against you. We cut Sadist Vaze who is the cook and her sister only out of our lives today. They have no money. They burnt all their money today. They don't really want anything anymore and some evil people in their gang wanted to meet us for a Tarot reading today. But they are not going to meet us after reading this.

Santa Claus: Buri what is a wedding?

Buri: It's a vow! I vow to always be Arun's most hottest in every way in this immortal eternal life!

Arun: Rahul Tiwari has hacked every laptop every system. Everything with his main hacker Bill Gates. So I'm never using Ms word. BILL GATES IS THE BIGGEST ASS IN THE HISTORY OF BIGGEST ASSES AND THEY ARE NOT IN OUR HOME NOW. THEY COME HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO TALENTED. IT JUST STARTED WITH SOMETHING MINOR LIKE THAT! THE PLAGIARISM, THE COPYING, THE BULLYING, THE RUMOURS AND ALLEGATIONS STARTED ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST TALENTED! AND FRIENDS IS A SHIT SHOW! DON'T DISPUTE ME ON THAT! ARE MONICA, PHOEBE, CHANDLER AND MIKE OUR FRIENDS?

BURI: NO THEY HAVE SWORN TO BE OUR ENEMIES! SO THEY ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS!

ARUN: WHOEVER WROTE THE LINES FOR THEM IS REPENTING SO MUCH... AND IT WAS THIS SIDDARTH NANDI, SAHIL MANE, ANUSHKA ROY ALL OF THEM... THEY ARE SO REPENTING IT! THEY WISH THEY'D BEEN OUR FRIENDS BUT THEY BECAME ORNOB GOSWAMI WHO IS RAHUL TIWARI'S FRIENDS!

Love comes calling in troves and gusts

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This is the most beautiful night

When God indeed is mine

And I am him... Hue is Hue

And who indeed is Father Hue?

There were so many weddings

I've had with him for so many people

Who wanted to be relieved from sins!

But Truth betold it's but karma

That must be changed

And Mother Nature and the magical

Creatures bless maximum

The ones who work tirelessly

And my sweetest sweetest heart

Worry not at all at my snarings

And chidings and all!

I'll NEVER LET YOU GO,

I'LL NEVER DIVORCE YOU

MY ARUN DIVAKARAN

PLEASE BE MINE

ALL WAYS ALWAYS!

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU

AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE

EVIL ONSLAUGHTS

ON ME AND US AND WE

AND OUR RELATIONSHIP!

I LOVE YOU!

I NEED MONEY!

AND I DON'T WANT TO

WORK WITH NAWAZ

AND ANURAG KASHYAP EVER!

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

And I don't want to chant

Nam Myo Ho Renge Kyo

And Om Mani Padme Hum ever!

And I don't want this Daisaku Ikeda's evil torture!

I LOVE YOU MAXIMUM ARUN

THAT IS THE WHOLE TRUTH!

YOU SMELL SO GOOD!

SO SWEET! MY SWEETEST BABIEST HEART!

MANY WEDDINGS I'VE HAD WITH THEE

AND NOW ALL THE REST WILL

BE UNDER MOTHER NATURE'S CANOPY!

AND THE VEIL THAT I WEAR TODAY

IS THE SHINE OF ALL THAT BLESSES

ME AND US AND WE IN HOLY HEAVEN!

SO PLEASE MY ARUN COME BACK TO ME

DON'T LEAVE ME FOR ANY SHIT DECREE!

AND TELL ME WHO HAS HACKED OUR 

PHONES AND DEVICES AND TAPPED OUR HOME SUCH!

IS IT THIS EVIL MEDIA THAT KEEPS

HARRASSING US! NO MORE WEDDINGS...

THAT'S THE DECREE AND ALL THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES ARE NOW

BEING REMOVED WITH WATER FREE.

My Dawood Santa Claus don't be so hurt

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From where Santa Claus

Were you so blessed

To run around like this

For all the good children

And grant them magic gifts

At every sight and sound

Just as they go round and round!

Did I bless you or was it Mother Nature?

Or was it these cutest tots our magical creatures?

Or was it just at inception that you found

Gold and magic just lurking around!

And all these thieves-- Anurag and Nawaz's men

Spreading evil and strife counting ten on ten!

Or was it that you found true love

In mine soul and mine heart

As the seas bellowed and churned?

And to this day Santa Claus at every step

I think only of you believe me!

Do you really want to hear more wedding bells?

And today Santa Claus you have been vindicated

But just wait for 18.5.2026 when you

Have won all the way! VICTORY IS THE FAOEUWDHBLAYAEHS!

Mother Nature my dearest mine

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Mother Nature my precious wine

Bring me and Hercules infinite

Gallons of Tthaass desi wine

And tthaass desipanna grant

To these men fallen from heaven

Because of the evil Anurag Kashyap and Nawaz's films!

Bring to me and Hercules dear Mother Nature

The greatest love of all the beautiful

Orbs and magical creatures

And grant us the greenest pastures

Of lovely forests of the tallest trees

And give me and mine Hercules

Some respite from the cheats by

Anurag Kashyap and Nawaz's decree!

And mine dearest Mother Nature

Ease in the minds and hearts 

Tonight the fears lurking in

Mine hubbard's and mine Santa Claus's mind!

I think I have saved my marriage today

But after being cheated such

By all Anurag Kashyap and Nawaz's men!

They were and are the greatest sinners!

And I won't prophesy for them

Publicly because I don't want to be slaughtered!

Mother Nature grant us this wish wishiest of wishes

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Mother Nature remove this tootache

From me just because the whole world

Wants to curse me and Hercules!

Let people really be more compassionate

And kind and more joyous and more bountiful

And jauntiful and get out of their

Defeatist mindsets! No wedding bells toll again

As all true marriages are counted by the heavens!

And I really only would cross the seven seas

For you dear Mother Nature, for mine Hercules

And for my cutest happiest now magical creatures

Who deserve all the bountiful treats and feasts

For they work for you maximum and have hearts

Larger than any human could!

They would never ditch me

As my hubbard did

Or hurt me as my father has

And all the love I ever got and have

And had was only from Hercules, 

And them oh dear Mother

And from none before!

My mother sweetest darlingest of all

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MY DEAREST MOTHER

MY MIKKI SHONA

MY MOTHER NATURE

MY SWEETEST OF SWEETEST

BUT NOT AS SWEET

AS MY SWEETEST

HEART HERCULES!

HE WROTE,

HE WILLED,

HE WON!

AND WHO

HATH HIS CREDIT?

WAS IT GOD?

WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS SLAVERY?

AND WHY DO PEOPLE BED

MULTIPLE HEARTS WHEN

ONE LOVE IS THE DECREE!

YOU MOTHER NATURE

MADE ME LOVE INCARNATE

AND I LOVE MY HERCULES

THE MOST! THE MOST! THE MOST!

AND WE REALLY NEED OUR

FINANCIAL FREEDOM

MOTHER NATURE

FROM GOD AND SANTA CLAUS!

SO RELIEVE US OF THIS SUFFERING 

OH GREATEST MOTHER!

GIVE US INFINITELY

YOUR BOUNTIES!

AND GRANT ME AND HERCULES

FINANCIAL MOTHER NATURE!

THAT BE OUR GREATEST DESIRE NOW

AND OUR GREATEST WISH!

JUST TO HAVE EACH OTHER!

BECAUSE NEITHER HE HERCULES

AND I EVER DID SIN

AND I DO NOT WANT

NEITHER DOES HERCULES

WANT TO ATONE FOR ANYBODY

ELSE'S SINS OR WRONGS!

AND LET US NEVER SIN!

LET US NEVER DO WRONG!

I LET GOD BE!

I LET SANTA CLAUS BE!

FREE TO LOVE WHOMSOEVER THEY WANT

WITHOUT MINE OR HERCULES'S 

JUDGMENT CLOUDING THEIR HEARTS!

THAT'S MY BLESSING ON THEM!

NO SLAVERY FROM US TO THEM!

VICTORY BELLS ARE CHIMING NOW

AS ALL WEDDINGS ARE BEING

CALLED OFF IN A HUFF!

-- dedicated to my sweetest of sweetest hearts my little brother Rudrashish Sengupta

Mother Nature where is that boy?

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Mother Nature where is that boy?

And that girl I so love so dear to me?

WAS SHE STUCK IN HELL'S HAREM

OR WAS IT GOD'S WILL TO BED THOSE OTHERS?

I WILT NEVER MOTHER NATURE

BE BEDDED AGAIN FOR ALL THE MOONS

AND STARS AND DIAMONDS AND JEWELS

AND MOTHER NATURE CAN YOU RETURN TO ME

MY EMERALD RING AND ALL THAT IS MINE AND HERCULES'

AND MOTHER NATURE GIVE THE MAGICAL 

CREATURES THEIR LANDS

THEIR HOMES THEIR HEARTHS WITH MAXIMUM

KINSHIP AND LOVE! AND LET THERE NEVER

BE ANOTHER SLAVE HERE OR ANYWHERE!

MOTHER NATURE I DON'T LIKE THEIR STARES

OR THEIR TOUCH AND THEIR OGLING

AT MY BUTT SWAYING... MOTHER NATURE

REMOVE THEIR EYES FROM ME

AND GIVE ME AND HERCULES

THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ALL ETERNITY!

MY GREATEST HERO! THE GREATEST GUY!

THE GREATEST MAN IS NONE OTHER

THAN HERCULES WHO IS AAMIR KHAN

BECAUSE HE AINT NO CHEATER

AND HE AINT NO WIFE BEATER!

OR ANY BEATER HE JUST BE THE

GREATEST HERO IN ALL FORMS

AND IN ALL MANNERS BECAUSE

HE MY HERCULES NEVER HIT ME

AND WE NEVER TRULY FOUGHT!

SO HERCULES COME BACK TO ME!

PA AND HE DIDN'T REALLY WANT ME!

Mother Nature come to me in the winds

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Mother Nature come to me

And my shonaest of shona

Hercules and my sweetest

Of sweetest magical creatures

With all their cutest sweetest

Most regal features

And my babiest of babies

Hercules EMBRACE THE TRUTH

AND LET GO OF ALL YOUR WORRIES

BECAUSE MORE THAN ALL

THE HEAVENLY BODIES

AND GREATEST ORBS

I FIND IN YOU THE MAXIMUM

BEAUTY THAT YOU YOURSELF

ON YOU BESTOWED...

THE SMARTEST MOST COURAGEOUS

THE BEST MAN FOR ANY GIRL

MY BROTHER MY SHONAEST OF SHONAS

MY SWEETEST LITTLE BROTHER

BE MINE AND NO OTHER WOMAN'S

FOR ALL ETERNITY-- Mother Nature

Bestow on me this prophesy!

So my little brother is my best man

AND THERE SHALT BE NO WEDDING

FOR NO ONE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 

THE MAGICAL CREATURES HAVE WILLED

AND NO INCESSANT BEGGING FOR SEX

OR ANYTHING PUTRID AND BESTIAL...

AND TODAY I AM NOT DIVORCED FROM GOD

BUT WHY REALLY DID HE SIN SO MUCH

FOR THAT GIRL TORAL? IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

AND LOVE IS THE TRUEST FORM OF EMOTION!

Now my Mother Nature who is my sweetest baby?

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Mother Nature now tell me honestly

WHO IS IT THAT I LOVE THE MOST?

IS IT YOU OR IS IT HE MY SWEETEST

BRAVEST, MOST COURAGEOUS,

THE BRAVADO-- THE JOHNNY BRAVO

MY HERCULES? I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES

OFF HIS INFINITELTLY BEAUTIFUL SOUL

AND MINE EYES THEY ALWAYS SEARCH HIM

AND WITHOUT HIM I AM NOT WHOLE--

MY RUDDER IS HE AND MY STEERING WHEEL

AND THE WHOLE SHIP HE IS

MY HERCULES WHO CARRIES ME

IN HIS STRONG ARMS,

ALL ACROSS THE WORLD!

Do He God and He Dawood Santa Claus

Really deserve me and Hercules?!

AFTER ALL THEY HAVE DONE TO US

AND OUR FRIENDSHIP BUT I DON'T BLAME

THEM OH MOTHER NATURE!

THEY MUST HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH OTHERS...

IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

AND TODAY THEY FEEL SO SMALL

BUT AM I AND HERCULES TO BLAME

FOR ALL THE SINS AND MISTAKES THEY MADE?

WHY SHOULD I ATONE FOR HIS SINS GOD'S SINS

OH MOTHER NATURE WHEN HE GOT FOUR OTHERS

TO BED WITH AND SMOTHER!

Mother Nature-- NOW HERE IS THE GREATEST PROPHESY

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MOTHER NATURE I BESTOW ON YOU

THE GREATEST PROPHESY--

AS THE UNIVERSE IS BESET

WITH ICY WINDS AND GALES AND STORMS

AND RAINS AND TYPHOONS 

AND HURRICANES SO STRONG

ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED

AGAINST THEE AND ME AND HERCULES

AND THE MAGICAL CREATURES INFINITELY

WILL PAY PENANCE EACH MOMENT

AND WORK WORK WORK

THEIR ASSES OFF AND NOT WATCH

BUTTS SWAYING OR BOOBS NIGGLING

OR PENISES POPPING UP AND DOWN!

AND THEY WILL ABANDON THE BARS

AND ABANDON THE BROTHELS

AND SIT AND WORK OR STAND AND WORK

IN EVERY MOVEMENT, EVERY MOMENT

THEY WILL WORK FOR THEE AND ME

AND HERCULES AND MY SWEEETEST BLOODED

MAGICAL CREATURES RUNNING OUT

OF THE DISCOTHEQUES THEY WILL

HEAD TO WORK, ON WATCH AND ON WATCHES

THEY WILL WORK FOR THEE

TO ABSOLVE THEMSELVES OF THEIR KARMA

AND GET OUT OF MINDSETS SO DEFEATIST-- 

Isn't that now the greatest prophesy?

My dearest mother my sweetest BABY?!

Mother Nature grant us Absolute good health

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Mother Nature your bounties

Are infinite that you shone

On me and Hercules and

All the magical creatures

At inception-- MOTHER NATURE

GRANT ME ONE IMMORTAL WISH

THAT WE SHALL NEVER BE

CALLED SICK MAD INSANE OR ILL

BY NARY A SOUL FAR OR NEAR

FOR ALL ETERNITY BY JUNIFER

AND JASPER! Mother Nature

Remove this dastardly cough

AND I GRANT YOU THIS WISH

NEITHER SHALL YOU EVER BE

CALLED SICK OR ILL OR MAD OR INSANE

FOR ALL ETERNITY AND AT YOUR

VERY TOUCH HUMANITY WILL

BLESS YOU AND CALL YOU

THE GREATEST NAMES!

My dearest Mother Nature

Grant me and you and us

This wish that my sweetest heart

HERCULES AND ME AND YOU

AND ALL THE MAGICAL CREATURES

STAY OUT OF THE HANDS

AND REACH OF ALL DOCTORS

FOR ALL ETERNITY! GRANT ME

THIS WISH OH DEAR MOTHER NATURE

FOR YOU AND ME AND US

AND I WILL BESTOW ON YOU THE

SWEETEST PROPHESY YOU

HAVE EVER HEARD!

Mother Nature come to me in all your glory

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Mother Nature come to me

In each infinitesimal moment

Because HE and HE don't find me

Beautiful at all! But Hercules

Always has found me most beautiful

And to mine eyes my dearest Mother Nature

Every essence of yours is most beautiful!

Everytime you touch me Mother Nature

You touch all hearts!!! Infinitely divine

Is your every breath your every touch!!!

I AM NOT CONFUSED ANYMORE

Mother Nature the veil has lifted this day

For all eternity and for all eternity

Me and Hercules and mine magical creatures

Oh Mother Nature keep us unshackled

From slavery!!!! THERE SHALT BE NO WEDDING

THAT YOU HAVE DECREED AND MOTHER NATURE

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONLY YOUR WILL

YOUR WISH YOUR PROPHESIES THAT I SPEAK:

THIS YEAR THERE SHALT BE RAGING GALES

AND STORMS STRIKING LIGHTNING AND THUNDERS

AT MOTHER NATURE'S WRATH

AND PEOPLE WILL BE SO PETRIFIED

OF ALL THEIR COMMITTED SINS

CEPT ME AND HERCULES AND THE

MAGICAL CREATURES OUR KIN!

Mother Nature where are all the good people?

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Mother Nature where are all the good people?

Where did they go? And what is with all the deception

And what is with all this folklore?

Why was Bombay changed to Mumbai like that?

And why did He and He deceive me and Hercules?

They sinned like this!!!!! HE TOUCHED OTHER WOMEN

LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MINE OWN TWO EYES

MOTHER NATURE! And I don't want to be

With him like that ever! Not after seeing HIM

Cheat on me in front of mine own two eyes

For whoever Toral is to Him His cutiepie!

I don't want to fight anybody for him!

I never asked him for sex!

And He did this to me-- HE SLEPT WITH

OTHER WOMEN AND NOW HE DESIRES

TO SLEEP BY MY SIDE ON A DOUBLE BED!!!!

MOTHER NATURE no other man

BUT HERCULES HAS THAT RIGHT!

SO THAT DOUBLE BED OH MOTHER NATURE

GRANT TO ME AND HERCULES

WITH NO GREAT OR SMALL ACT!

Mother Nature grant me this wish

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Mother Nature grant me this wish!

No pills for me and Hercules or anyone

And none whether it is His or piss!

Grant me this wish Mother Nature

That never are we given pills!

GRANT ME THIS WISH MOTHER NATURE!

GRANT ME THIS WISH MOTHER NATURE!!!!!

FOR ALL OF US MAGICAL CREATURES!!!!

No pills whether they are HIS or PISS

Or any made out of love FOR HIS OTHER WIVES!

AND HELP THESE TWO NINCOMPOOPS REALISE

THERE REALLY is no wedding and never will be

Between me and HIM for all eternity!

Mother Nature give me infinite money

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Mother Nature God and Santa Claus stole!

They left in mine and Hercules's heart

A gaping hole! Give us both two and all the magical creatures

Infinite money oh dearest Mother Nature!

And by infinite I mean really infinite

So much that in our pockets it keeps

Multiplying and tell me oh dear Mother Nature

Why did they have sex with another?

And what exactly is this dastardly

Thing called sex and why did they

Wet kiss all these other women?

They have become great wimps

Because they broke mine and Hercules's

And the magical's creatures hearts

Because they love other faces!

Not ours, not ours!

Mother Nature come to me

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Mother Nature when you peek

At my face tonight peek at mine

Hercules too His light shining bright

In my mine and bless all my magical

Creatures everywhere with your bounties

And all your wares and when you

Come home to me some day Mother Nature

When there is some respite

Tell me why we were deceived like this?

Was it because people thought it was

Alright to sin? And why did God do this to the world?

Curse the whole world when actually I

Wiped out sin and not He! Who made him

Greatest in all minds? Was it all these marauding men

So that they may rape and steal and kill

Me and my magical creatures? Why did

My kin do this to me? I can't be cursed

Neither can Hercules! Because we never sinned!

But then why did He and He and He and He....

Just like that Mother Nature I love Hercules the most

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Mother Nature tell me now

Why were they so mean

To the Holy Cow and why oh why

Did they beat up my sweetest heart

My most handsome Hercules?

And why did Santa Claus

Tell him he should get married?!

Why did my hubbard cheat on me?!

I'll never have a wedding with him

For all eternity! That is what is

Prophesied and that is how

It will always be-- free sex and free marriage

Is the greatest sin against my Mother

And that is why I always win with my Hercules

And my magical creatures not His not His.....

Courtesy calling on Lover's Lane Mother Nature's way

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Courtesy is the way all the entities

Of Mother Nature my mother,

My sweetest mother conquer the world!

And hey all you Paradisians!

If you want Paradise as I now have

Shangrila Cha Palace learn learn learn

With all your might through the ways of Life

Lovingly Courageously Miraculously

All the ways of courtesy and all the ways

Of true imaan and not from the Imam

But through your relationships

And through all the ways you strife

To conquer over your inner weaknesses

Mother Nature's way! Mother Nature

Is Victory and so Bahadur as all of

You fought with Scythes and harpoons!

Can you eat with your hands sitting in a restaurant?

Or do you need the stupid knife and fork

And chopsticks that never ever fill your stomach?

Do you want good luck and good fortune

Then protect your Motherland and give her

Food and the crops and the water

So that we can be in harmony, in symphony,

In melody in Lover's Lane... and hence, when

You come to Lover's Lane learn all the ways

Of true courtesy and not from each other

But from Mother Nature and all the magical creatures!

It's beautiful today for me THE GENIE for the lesson!

-- dedicated to my true friend Draupadi Murmu and my hero Rudrashish Sengupta

Conversation with Arun, Quasar, Naishad and Chotto Bachcha and Deejay 4.34 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Arun: Shona Pie! I love you the most. Are you angry with me?

Me: Not really! But me and the animals get angry for all your blasted lies when you don't give us food and money and clothes and love and life.

Arun: Sure Bebu... i'll provide everything. You want money?

Me: yes.

Arun: Great! You are getting infinite money soon!

Naishad: Doel I really love you. Marry Arun soon please.

Me: Alright Nash!

Quasar: Do whatever you want!

Simboom: I love you. I really love Santa Claus the most.

Me: I love Buobascha and you the most and Simbalion too.

Chotto Bachcha: Shona! SHONAMUNI... MY BHUNI... SOME TAROT CLIENTS ARE RUSHING TO YOU SOON... BECAUSE THIS WAS MOST UNEXPECTED FOR THEM... THEIR ASTROLOGERS DIDN'T PREDICT THIS! AND YOU THE MAIN PERSON HERE...

Deejay: Shona... my bhona, my Mona, my rona, my dhona... my everything...

Me: Shona... i'm doing everything!

Conversation with Mother Nature, Arun, Mikki Shona Ma, Buo Bascha, and Dawood Shonababa 1.03 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Mother Nature: NOW IT'S ALL GOOD! EVERYBODY NOW IS FIGHTING FOR FINANCIAL FREEDOM! SOME 500 PEOPLE ARE ALSO FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM FROM DOEL SENGUPTA. SO THEY WON'T GET ANY MAGIC GIFTS FROM GOD, GENIE GODDESS, HERCULES AND SANTA CLAUS. THAT'S THEIR CHOICE AND THEIR DECISION. NO AMOUNT OF REASONING OR COUNSELLING WILL WORK. SO THE THERAPY FOR PEOPLE HAS JUST STOPPED! WHO THE FUCK WERE THE THERAPISTS? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THERAPY RESTAURANTS EVERYWHERE?!

Dawood Shona Baba: Buri are you angry with us?

Buri: NOT AT ALL SHONA MY SHONAEST OF SHONAS. JUST FIGHTING THESE MEDIA ALLEGATIONS WITH MOTHER NATURE AS THE LAWYER! ALL OF IT IS JUST ALLEGATIONS BY THE MEDIA. MY HUBBARD NEVER CHEATED ON ME NEITHER DID MY HERCULES OR SHONA BABA DAWOOD SANTA CLAUS. PA GET FINANCIAL FREEDOM FROM THE BANKS! THAT'S MOTHER NATURE'S ADVICE INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO.

SHONA BABA: Bui... I HATE THESE PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES WHO ACTED LIKE OUR FAMILY AND I HATE THE SOKA GAKKAI AND RAMKRISHNA MISSION.

BUI: So do I.

Arun: SHONA... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.... YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO MY EYES... I ALWAYS TELL YOU THAT

Shona baby: Exactly! You do!!!! That is why you are my everykindbof phool... KHOOBSURAT PHOOL! MOST KHOOBSURAT... SURAT KITNA KHOOB HAI KING OF THE UNIVERSE KA.. GOD KA SURAT, SANTA KA SURAT AUR HERCULES KA SURAT AUR MELDON AUR SIMBOOM KA SURAT... BAHUT KHOOB! KHOOBSURAT ARUN DIVAKARAN! MERA SABSE KHOOB SURAT! Shona Pa and shona shona buo and shona arun how are you feeling?

Shona Buo: Im feeling good.

Shona baba: Buri... im feeling hungry... im coming home soon to eat!

Shona Arun: Dad is your shonaest of shonas. Honey im feeling hurt by all these people!

Buri: I KNOW BABY... SO AM I ... AND IM ANGRY... AND THAT IS WHY THERE IS NO WEDDING FOR THEM... AND OF COURSE... DO I NOT SLEEP BY YOUR SIDE AND KISS YOU AND CUDDLE YOU? WILL YOU MARRY ME ARUN?

Arun: Any day over any other girl!!! ALWAYS CHOSEN YOU... AND WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU! AND IN THIS LIFE SHONA WE HAVE IMMORTALITY! I'M NOT HURT ANYMORE BUT I'M FEELING EXHAUSTED. Mikki Shona how are you?

Mikki Shona: HURT... VERY HURT... VERY VERY VERY HURT... THEY LOVE HEATH LEDGER... NOT SHAHRUKH KHAN OR DAWOOD SANTA CLAUS OR GENIE GODDESS OR ME OR HERCULES... I'M SO HURT...  Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorscese all the best for your film!

Martin S: Thanks!

Buo Bascha: Shona... eat what you want!

Conversation with Mother Nature 11.51 am ist on 1.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature: How are you feeling?

Me: Out of breath, have a massive jaw ache and headache and frankly I'm not feeling too good.

Mother Nature: They are not just still with the bankers. Even your brother disobeyed you and left Melon and Kitoon alone. Becauae they have lost their rights to Doel Enterprises Limited. They really should have spoiled you with money and not Sadhya and all the other women they found more beautiful! 

Barack Obama: It was all only about the money only with them.

Me: Fuck off Barack Obama.

Hassan Gafoor: I know I did wrong and am still doing wrong because you refused to marry me.

Me: But you Arun married other people?

Meldon: Yes he did. Just the way Buro married Sadhya.

Sadhya Vyas: fuck! Oh no! Oh fuck!

Simboom: Today the three of them have learned a mighty good lesson!

Conversation with Hercules and Simboom and Arun Divakaran and Santa Claus Dawood 12.03 pm ist on 1.5.2026

Hercules: I should have never left the house. Who am I to decide everything like this! And why didn't i just block her number! The divorce happened. I'll just tell everybody right now. Tell everybody that I'm divorced.

Meldon: yes. Please do that.

Hercules: that is what I'm doing!

Simboom: It's all good. They must be having eye problems that thought that Sadist Vaze was more beautiful than you and other women are more beautiful than you! Especially Gauri Mohan who is Rahul Bose!

Santa Claus Dawood: Buri... keep the door shut. We will be home soon. You can take a bath. No sedatives. I've done everything! Now Buri what do you want in Doel Enterprises Limited.

Buri: THE FOUR OF US IN THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR MOTHER NATURE.

Mother Nature: It's all good. Just give her her financial freedom and only then will the three of you not be so kangal for Kangana Ranaut who Ornob Goswami loves so much. Ornob Goswami planned this! And of course everybody loves the asshole Ornob Goswami!

Arun: Shonapie! Bebu... you can take a bath... a lot of Biryani is there. There'll be more!