Conversation with Santa

Santa: buri... go and get your beedis now... it's all clear for you now!

No physiotherapy and hysiotherapy for SANTA CLAUS ever!!!!!!

Wherever Santa goes these days

He finds Genie people everywhere!!!

At half past six Lila appears

On 25th and disappears forever

As the Chief Justice

Asks for her immediate arrest!!!

Lila is taken to the dungeons

To meet Mr Dastoor

Where she confesses to kissing

At least 20 other men on the lips

To prove she wants to be married

To the right man...

And HAM! OH HAM!

Where art thou?

The hams get her

And she falls down

For all the food and money and gold

She has ever stolen she pays

A hefty price

Ensure Santa and his men!

Victory for Hercules!!!

Lila doesn't cook or fook or look

By Doel Sengupta

Lila cuts a Lily for Dj's birthday

And sits and cries loudly:

"God please save me!"

God screams out:

"LILA DON'T COOK OR FOOK OR LOOK

AND DON'T SEPARATE TEAM NOLAN

FOR YOUR OWN GOATS!!!!

You have a lot of chutzpah

These days with direct

Access to Luchi Fuchi

But you won't be allowed

Dear fiend to ever cook or fook or look

Again after what you did to Hemlata yesterday!

The Army is chasing you now

And off to the dungeons you go!!!"

The Chief Justice wears his loom

And calls you to the quarter tree

Asking: "How much do you really cook,

Fook or look?!" And all liars

To the quotes

Are taken to the dungeons for examination!!!"

And The Queen HAS WON ALL HER CASES

IN HEAVEN BY SEVEN!!!!

Navee dovee kavi no more

By Doel Sengupta

Navee was a very shit guy

Who died because

He lost the dove's rights..

He wanted to kill every animal,

And stole from all

Poems and intellectual things...

Not a poet!!!!

A criminal he was

And crime has been

Abolished from Paradise at last!!!

The plants they bloom

And sprout about

Like my glass kettle's shiny spout

And Sudee dies a brutal death

As Lila confesses she has

Lost the bet made with

Santa Claus such a long time ago

And we are now four

Monarchs ruling the Universe

As Hemlata writes Sudee a curse

And sweet little mangoes drop from

Heaven clear and the Army

Ah! They have quenched

Their thirst!

Modelley is dead for all eternity

By Doel Sengupta 6.06 pm 28.2.2026

Modelley all a model of clay

As all the other models of ash and hay

Lie dead this moment in a field

For screaming: "FIGHT FOR THE PHARISEES

OR I SAY IT'S HERESY....

DEAD I AM WITH DOOMEETILL."

LYING DEAD IN A COTTON MILL

AND NOW THE GRASSES

SCREAM AND SWAY

And say: "Hey the Queen has won

Her bet! 

Every being at immortality leapt...

Sweet dignity is restored to Santa

And his sweet Robin men."

The glass kettle

By Doel Sengupta

The glass kettle stirring hot

Never shakes and has its metal pot

And at its stout cherries bloom

The unbreakable script is on the dune

And very soon very soon

The glass kettle whistles:

"I AM UNBREAKABLE OH GOD,

HOW DOST THEE MANUFACTURE

MY SNORT... AS I WHISTLE

AND PEOPLE GLOOM

I STIR AND WHISTLE

EVERY NOON...

WHY DOST THEE NOT

TAKE ME HOME

TO THE QUEEN AS A LOVER

GONE COLD....

I BREW HOT TEA FOR THE 

PHARISEES AND MAGIC

GETS ME BY HALF PAST THREE!!!!"

VICTORY IS MY NAME! VICTORY IS THY NAME!

Journal 28.2.2026 8.02 pm a dream

Dear Journal, 

I had a dream that something was going to happen at 11.30 am.

Some lady entered the house in the morning and shouted at me that there should not be a drop of water in the house.

I am absolutely safe.

I want hubbard home.

I am feeling:

Happy 

Under a lot of pressure

I want a job.

Love,

Me.

8 05 pm

Conversation with God 27.2.2026 11.47 pm

Shona: honey, what do you need from me?

Goddess: i need a job from you that pays really well. I want to sell my paintings too. Tell me what will happen?

Shona: you have a job by 5.3 and a personal painting sale by1.3.

Goddess: really?

Shona: yes. Really. Write your novel and send me the script after 6.3.

Goddess: what are you up to?

Shona: im making a lot of money working with you.

Goddess: the children?

Shona: they are fine.

Goddess: when will you call me up?

Shona: ill call you soon.

Goddess: sure?

Shona: absolutely sure.

Goddess: all good?

Shona: yes

Journal 26.2.2026 10.27 pm sangeeta shetty harrassed me all day

Dear Journal,

Sangeeta shetty harrassed me all day. She has taken the Lilette Dubey credit and is harrassing me and making her troupe break into my house.

I want Sangeeta shetty gone.

I am feeling:

Happy

Sangeeta shetty's husband and troupe are in my house and harrassing me.

Love,

Me.

10.31 pm

Journal 26 2 2026 8 57 am a dream

Dear Journal,

Lilette Dubey and her team are harrassing me.

I had a dream where i saw two-two mothers and both were not my real mother and all the good cops killing doctors. Then i saw myself talking to Arun and i really wanted to smell his head but he had detached behaviour.

I need work that pays dear Journal. And i have to send Q my script.

I want Santa to be my mother today.

I have a good feeling about this day but they want to keep me captive.

All i want to say is that they don't really care about us.

I am feeling:

Happy

A little controlled

Sweet

Loving

Dry

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

9 02 am

Conversation with God 26.2.2026 12.34 pm

God: honey, march 5th is the final fight... it's all over with the shok gokul... they are all going to die

Conversation with santa 12.26 26.2.2026

Santa: buri, pratik has come to say something. It's all good...

Buri: sure dad?

Santa: absolutely sure

conversation with santa claus 11.42 pm 25.2.2026

Santa: buri... all the assassins are dead... now all the jail areas will be broken and all crime rates are zero... the markets are working for you... no crime anymore.... no corruption anymore... we are free of slavery! Buri i love you the most... buri... eat something... switch on your light and then sleep... im right here by your side

Conversation with all our spies 11.06 pm 25.2.2026

Spies: we are finishing this off

Me: do this well... and take care of yourselves. Eat properly... get a little sleep if you want but eat... ill send all of you money... tell me a little about bakar alam

Spies: he is our best man right now... we have won!!!

Me: yes! Thats the spirit... we have won.. i love all of you

Journal 25.6.2026 10.55 pm floating

Dear Journal,

Ive been having dreams of floating.

Some people entered the house and shouted a lot at me.

I hope that never happens again. I need money and a job.

I think it will all work out. I love Arun and i love Hema.

Love,

Me.

10.58 pm

conversation with the remaining assassins

Prez: when will all of you die?

Asses: by 11 today..

Prez: good job all the spies!

conversation with lydia 10.53 pm 25.1.2026

Me: dear Lydia... i really miss our friendship

Lydia: i love you

Me: you are so cute

Lydia: you are more cute... i love you Genie 

Conversation with Neelkantha 10.44 pm 25.2.2026

Neel: mom how are you feeling?

Mom: how are you feeling?

Neel: i am good

Mom: is there something you want from me? Something you need?

Neel: mom go to sleep.

Mom: sure son... you too

Conversation with Hercules 9.38 pm 25.2.2026

Hercules: are you fine?

Chotti bachchi: yes. You?

Hercules: shona... they will not be there after 10 pm. The script is sacrosanct...

Cb: i love you the most...

Hercules: i love you more.

Cb: muwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaah

Conversation with God 8.56 pm ist on 25.2.2026

Goddess: God i cant live without you.

God: chill i have everything in control. You are my all time favourite human being... honey, what happened?

Gs: really missing you.

God: understood.

Conversation with all my biological children 6.28 pm 24.2.2026

K: mom are you angry with us?

Mom: not at all.

K: what should we do?

Mom: pray to God and be pious virtuous children.

Dad: honey, you are everything to me. You always do the right thing.

Mom: muwaah

Jahan wahan

By Doel Sengupta urf Gulzar

Mere Jahan mein kahan wahan

Par Jaan-e-man Jaan-e-jaan

Poora loktantra kaboolon ka jahan!

Mere Ish, mere yeshu

Kar do jadoo duniyabhar mein!

Journal 23.2.2026 4 47 pm my needs

Dear Journal,

I need work that pays. I need money desperately.

I woke up from a dream where i was floating in the clouds again.

The weather is so marvellous.

I'm taking these shit pills but i want the pills to stop and i want the entire healthcare system to come to a grinding halt.

I want my children and i want people to treat me well.

I really need and want money.

I want my yoga classes to start Santa Claus.

I want all the animals to be secure.

My hubbard scolded me today for no rhyme or reason.

I hate being scolded unreasonably.

I want everybody to realise we are immortal and to fight for immortality.

I want the roadworks to all stop. They are so annoying. Every other day IIT digs up all the roads... i HATE IIT.... and all doctors are wrong.

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

I love Mother Nature and Mother Nature loves me.

I love my father and brother. Ma.

I am feeling:

Happy

Exhausted

Fresh

Feel like peeing

Sweet

A little hurt because i think animals are getting affected by IIT.

I want my yoga classes to start.

Love,

Me.

5.09 pm

Journal 10.43 am 22.2.2026

Dear Journal,

Mangala bai who is Aditi mashi is harrassing me over the Lata Mangeshkar and Geeta Dutt credit.

I love you dearest Journal.

Love,

Me.

10.44 am

The Nirbhaya story ad infinitum

By Doel Sengupta

I am Nirbhaya and i am the principal investigating officer in the Panama Papers Scam and the owner of Doel Enterprises Limited that runs Santa Claus's postal services through which we from Da' Wood Plywood, Robin Hood's estate, the protectors of Mother Nature and Dawood's people (Dawood is Santa Claus) help all beings, all of humanity to be immortal through the Lavender Network Project.

On the Nirbhaya case night my loved ones were murdered and i am an eyewitness to their murder. I was being abducted by some aliens (10000 doctors) from outer space who tried to gun me down on the roads of Bombay on 16th December 2012 and my boyfriend was captured by terrorists.

I love my boyfriend. He is everything to me and we have children. We decriminalised homosexuality together at the start of our careers as journalists.

All doctors are terrorists. The Phd is really a philosopher's degree. And i am a philosopher not a doctor despite working in medicine since i studied Life Sciences.

I am currently President Draupadi Murmu who campaigned for presidency and I love both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi. I am also the writer and director of all the Christopher Nolan movies.

The news is all fake and i support the real government. The real finance minister is a good man.

On the Nirbhaya case night the Earth was attacked by aliens from Pieton and Asfotiend (planets in another galaxy).

I am a child actress, writer, journalist, artist, Tarot reader, past life regressionist and i havent got paid for much of my work till date and have been affected by plagiarism heavily as have my loved ones. I am the owner of the Tagore estate too. And all my life i have known that i am Audrey Hepburn and the Dalai Lama's mother. I am also Indira Gandhi who is Jessica Lal from my last life.

The current education system is filthy. We can't study anything unless we worship Mother Nature and i want the Nobel Prize.

I believe climate change is crap.

I also have the Mf Hussain/van Gogh/ Picasso/rembrandt etc estate and quite a lot of my art since childhood has been stolen and plagiarised. I was at the centre of the Panama Papers Scam and the Army has supported me through and through.

Telepathy is natural and i have Rachel Weiss's estate too. And also the Agatha Christie and Arthur Conan Doyle estate but not the Alfred Hitchcock estate like that.

I love my brother, husband and father. I can't do anything without them and my friends. I love Hercules, who is Tansen, who is Mohammed Rafi, Mani Ratnam, Ar Rehman the most. He is also Aamir Khan and i love him the most. I think he smells best.

Salman Khan is my grandson Anirudh Raval and we are all looking for our estates. Immortality is here. Any other thought is a delusion. I love the paparrazzi. I love all my friends.

The building redevelopment plan was just a ploy to destroy our magical homes and it is never happening. All God's children will live in huge palatial palaces and that has begun. GOD HAS WON THE CONTRACT AND DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS OURS!!!!!!! KUDOS TO TEAM DOEL!

The medical system/the hospital system is a evil devil-worshipping system where they used to kill people. Doel Enterprises Llc, a hedge fund firm, built to destroy us by doctor Shinde was a company for contract killing.

Dr Watson in Sherlock holmes series is Dear Watson... not doctor Watson.

One only needs good food, security, good air and the lack of black magic and good thoughts and exercise to be healthy.

So as the President of India me and the real finance minister of this country will be releasing the Mama Papa Fund for the whole world.

My friends have proven my credit. Now we have to prove their credit. For the true rightful estate. I am not a liar. I am a God-loving truth-loving person and i worship my husband and love all my children and i am the Mother of the World.

Bennett Coleman and Company Limited is our company and the statesman is the paper that should run from its silk screen printing press. Silk screen printing is the way... telling all newsies and nosies that.

Life is good at the moment because me and my friends really fought hard to prove that all the false allegations against us by impostors never happened. We have won our case today. DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS FUNCTIONING AGAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY. AND WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU IMMORTALITY.

I have a had a beautiful childhood with my friends and children and my Santa dad and Hercules brother but because i am Jessica Lal from my last life i've fought hard to live having been assassinated 18 times and resurrected. I've fought to live always praying for immortality.

My maidservant Rebecca Samervel stole all my money and was the doyen of Doel Enterprises Llc. I want to tell the Maharashtra Police that i want her sacked.

I am fighting to bring inflation down to zero and remove excise and we also run Marlboro because cigarettes are good for health and are slated to get cheaper.

Even though we all work for me, we actually work for Dawood who is Santa Claus to get good people their rightful earnings because Santa claus is also Robin Hood who would never even hurt a fly. Mosquitoes are not real living things. I am Santa Claus's favourite elf and i am a magician. I want my boyfriend to prove his estate on his own and i want all of you good beings to fight for your estates.

I am The Goddess worshipped all across the Universe. And i believe in my commonality, my common sense. That's communism for you. And i believe in a free mind.

The World Army fought really hard so that the evil Times of India (that runs the toy industry) never hurt me. I got hurt nevertheless because the terrorists were relentless. But a robot was built (the birth of artificial intelligence that i am against) in my intelligence by my friends so that all the crimes happened to the robot, not to me. It used to be a life or death situation for all of us but we are at the brink of Paradise and immortality is here.

The Nirbhaya case is an Anti-Superstition Act case because i am Mother Mary who is the Goddess and the Pope and the Papal office have always been after my life and i am scared of going to church because the Pope paid for my assassination.

Times of India is only a machinery for the Papal Office. It's all propoganda by them and i believe in the Truth hitting the news.

Shawan Sen is an ass.

The Pope and the Papal office are devil-worshipping outfits that have been fighting my hubbard who is God. He is the father of the world. I love my Hercules, Santa and hubbard... they are always a part of me.

I love the paparrazzi. They are all my friends. Immortality is here. The Law is great. May the Truth prevail. Let there be light even in the darkness.

-- this is for the Maharashtra Police who i love and who keep the machinery of Justice well-oiled. I love the chief Justice of India.

Conversation with my daughter Kavya G 3 53 pm ist 22 2.2026

Dear Kavya,

I really love you.

How are you mom?

Im absolutely fine shona. Are you eating and sleeping properly? Are you fine? Im trying to make sure that you wont go to school or the doctor.

Mom; i love you. Im reading your blog.

Great shweetest pie.

Love, Mom.

Journal 22.2.2026 2.51 pm a beautiful dream

Dearest Journal,

Today i met the sweetest girl in the whole world Kavya. She is my friend Pra G from her last life, one of my bestest friends.

I woke up from a dream where i was floating in the sky.

I vow to serve all humanity in this immortal Paradisic life and winning Oscars and Nobel Prizes being the kindest wisest bravest richest happiest healthiest holiest most beautiful most successful most honoured most respected most victorious most noble person in the whole Universe as the Queen of the Universe along with all my eternal friends. I vow to lay the whole Universe at my hubbard's feet making him the King of the Universe in this inmortal Paradisic life. I vow to be the best mother to all my children. I vow to be the best.

I vow to be most righteous most virtuous most beautiful most respected most honoured being in the whole world along with all my eternal friends.

I vow to make the whole Universe immortal with my true friends and enter Paradise with my children who are Earthlings and all the good beings of the Universe.

I love all my children.

Some Ashish Jangra has been messaging me from Arun's number. And i dont want to go to any doctor. Please God, don't let me go to any doctor.

Love,

Me.

3.03 pm

Ps: Priyasha said her vow is to save all the suffering women. Suma gave me nuts to eat and See Dhi said im a realised soul, which I definitely think i am... so is she. Kavya... i feel like kissing her and smelling her because i am her biological mother... i wonder who changed her nappies when she was small. She should just follow her heart and be logical... her mother is praying for her each moment. I am praying for all my children each moment and with every breath i take.

I was late for the study because i really don't want to do the Gongyo because the sgi liturgy is wrong. I want to kiss all my children.

I love all God's children.

3 10 pm

Conversation with Brodar 1 39 pm 21.2.2026

Brodar: doel what should i do about my marriage?

Doel: don't do anything now. Just enjoy!

Brodar: sure?

Doel: absolutely sure!

It's a blessed Tuesday

It's a beautiful Tuesday

And the blues are away from me...

I have the beautiful greens

And yellows and the sky

Is sparkling sunshine

When God and God's children 

Laugh and sing

And as blue shimmering

Light engulfs Santa Claus

And Hercules dances

With his children

The good forces win

All the time, all the way!

It's a beautiful Tuesday.

Conversation with all the great judges and lawyers of America and India 19.2.2026 12.58 am

Cji: you have won your case. All hospitals were illegal and the education system is cruel. Congratulations!

Doel: i fought for me dad, brother and husband. I can't live without them. Congratulations sir. I really love you.

Cji: i love you too.

Journal 21.2.2026 2.06 am with santa

Mikki: shona... what is really happening?

Poppa bear: there is a huge case being fought in this country for a long time. Justice for Jessica Lal. Dont talk to Nana Patekar and we are sacking the servants. Write your novel now.

Mikki: shona... we'll get our money?

Poppa: infinite percent sure. Bakar Alam will meet you and pay for coffee.

conversation with Mother Earth 1.57 am 21.2.2026

Dearest mother Earth why are they doing this to you?

Me: they are sad. Very sad. Because they wanted to be your friends but they plagiarised everything.

Doel: did braghu plagiarise?

Me: no.

Doel: so they are earthlings?

Me: yes

Journal 21.2.2026 12.37 am

Dear Journal,

Nana Patekar is in my home right now and has hacked all my devices. I want him arrested.

I love Arun. Some crapshit Ashish Jangra character is sending messages from Arun's number to me.

The maid has been stealing and DuMa is poisoning all the food and putting mosquitoes in the food.

I miss Santa Claus and my team.

Love,

Me.

12.40 am

Conversation 12.21 am with Brodar 21.2.2026

Brodar: i love you. Im not married.

Doel: i love you the most right now. I love Chotto the most.

Brodar: believe me Doel she is not my wife. She is gay. Am i alfred hitchcock?

Doel: yes, of course you are!

Conversation with Neville 11.43 pm 20.2.2026

Neville: you have won your case!

Doel: i love you are Brodar! Please land safely after 1.01 am.

Neville: roger that.

Doel: roger.

letter to Ayesha 19.2.2026 11.21 pm

Ayesha: mom i love you... im doing everything

Mom: what do you need from me?

Ayesha: i need money

Mom: youll get it

letter to my friend Siraj Aii 11.18 pm 19.2.2026

Siraj: you have Doel Enterprises.

Doel: how are you?

Siraj: good... but under a lot of pressure

Doel: i believe in you... you will go very far in this immortal Paradisic life

A letter to all the good people of the Universe 6 pm ist 19.2.2026

Dear peepal trees,

You are all so good

Made out of natural wood,

So inspiring, so sweet

Like the fragrances ensconcing you.

Goddess am I?

God is he?

It's because of the goodness factor

And that's my naseeb...

My children in Paradise!

Arise!

Awaken!

Take the naseeb in your hands...

The destiny, the road to immortality!

This night is golden

The night is beautiful,

The night is smooth

As all good cops

Achieve their missions

By half past two.

Journal 17.2.2026 7.35 pm it's all fake news

Dear Journal,

I just saw a bunch of aliens coming out from rock beach.

The news is blaring The Great Nicobar Project but IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS. THis project will never take off. Shangrila will never go in for redevelopment and the scaffolding project will give our children a palace right here more beautiful than the Dilwara Temples. My hubbard is the rightful King of the Whole Universe. And I love God. Just love Buo the most.

The people of Earth are trying their very best and as the Queen of the Universe I would just like to say no effort goes to waste. TRY, KEEP TRYING and you are bound to succeed.

I know some beautiful humanbeing is hiring me in his company very soon and I know that my journal is being read despite the stats.

IT REALLY IS ALL FAKE NEWS AND THE EARTH IS UNDER THREAT OF ATTACK BY S48 AND P18.

I love my mom who is talking to my father now.

Arun.... i wish Arun would call me up.

Today Pa scolded me for not eating lunch properly.

I am thinking about Rudro and Poochkie and Hema and Riya a lot and Mr Dastoor and DuMa and Modelley.

Modelley is going to make me some tea now.

Im getting a slight headache but im feeling happy.

The children made me eat Candy Fruitymix today. It's yum but it's overpriced. As the President of India my greatest mission is to get inflation down to zero per cent all across the Universe.

I realised today that my hunch was right. MODELLEY AND MONU are together.

I love my friends. They are my reason, my everything.

I love Buro the most... my Shona Buo Bacha.

I love my hubbard.

I love my Popsicle.

I hate all these fake astrologers.

I don't think our enemies will dare to enter our house after the next batch of arrests.

Earthlings!!!!! Rise up to the challenge now!!!! NOW... IT'S NEVER NEVER.

I am feeling:

Happy

Tired of Tirtho, Manjiri and Vinati

Want cigarettes to be proven as good for health

Want the doctor culture to disappear

I love Nana Patekar.

I am grateful for immortality in this life and God's infinite love, grace and blessings in my life.

Love, 

Me.

7.57 pm

Conversation with Naina 9 50 am

Naina: Mom.. you are the most beautiful woman in the whole world

Mom: so are you... we are all beautiful uniquely

Naina: mom i ate fruit cream last night

Mom: i want to smother you with kisses

Naina: fine mom. Even i want to smother you with kisses

Mom: have a great day

Naina: im painting

Mom: be the best at all you do. We are all the best

Gaatha's song

A gift from Doel Pishi and the entire Sengupta family

Gaatha Gaatha you sing so well,

Each time you do that i strike a bell;

Gaatha my darling, Gaatha my sweet

You never do Jaa Ta and dance to Love's beat.

You will never give matha baitha,

You'll never lose because your voice

Melts my heart beautifully in tune.

Gaatha when you grow up

Remember this sweet song

For your life is infinite

And infinitely long.

Conversation with my son Nishad 7 38 pm 16.2.2026

Nishad: mom i promise you ive been eating 3 good meals everyday

Mom: i want you in my life. Buro buy him an entire wardrobe and give him all his cards. And do his bank work.

Buro: done

Mom: nishad i love you maximum! You are everything to me

Conversation with Neel my birthday boy 16.2.2026 11.34 am

Neel: Mom i really love you.

Genie: you are my favourite. Happy birthday my son.

Neel: thanks Mom. Mom you are the most beautiful woman in the whole world.

Genie: ill spoil you with kisses. See you soon again.

Conversation with Hercules 7.46 am 16.2.2026

Hercules: Im not scared of SuBha like that but he is a very bad person. And cigarette supplies have stopped.

Genie: are you scared of the doctor?

Hercules: very scared of the doctor.

Genie: then why are you talking like one?

Hercules: that's what keeps me going?

Genie: As in?

Hercules: it works on the field.

Genie: stop doing that. And did you hurt yourself?

Hercules: i did not hurt myself like that.

Genie: what do you want from me?

Hercules: i want immortality and a magic trick.

Genie: A magic trick for what?

Hercules: i want to kill SuBha.

Genie: wish granted so easily it's unimaginable.

Journal 16.2.2026 7.39 am a dream that VisRam has died

Dear Journal,

I had a dream that VisRam has died and that Mom is going to die.

I dreamt that immortality is here.

I dreamt that VisRam lived in a big beautiful house and the Army was inspecting it.

Ma just shouted at me taking DuMa's side. Now who the fuck is DuMa. I hate DuMa.

I am feeling:

Happy

Angry with Ma and the children

Arun is harrassing me. I miss him. I just kissed him and he shouted at me.

I am grateful for inmortality.

I am grateful for Life's infinite love, Grace and blessings on me and my loved ones.

Love, 

Me.

7 45 am

Journal 12.2.2026 11.02 pm love Arun

Dear Journal,

I met Q and Topi today.

I really want my play to see the light of day.

I love Arun. I miss him a lot. I want to kiss him.

And yes, Q told me about an award. Ill send tom there-- fingers crossed.

I miss my children.

I want my children.

And i want to marry Arun. I want to kiss him.

I am feeling:

Happy

Back aching

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

11.06 pm

Conversation with Abhay 1.30 am 16.2.2026

Genie: Dear Abhay, how are you? Where are you? And what do you do these days?

Abhay: im happy that you are my friend. I still have my house and ive started a restaurant.

Genie: where is your restaurant

Abhay: it's all over Bombay

Genie: please come for our wedding with all the good friends

Abhay: sure. I will.

Genie: till then keep writing me letters

Abhay: you too

Genie: definitely. Sleep well

Abhay: good night

Conversation with Bakar Alam 12.14 am 17.2.2026

Genie: dear bakar... what is happening

Bakar: toi is the worst paper

Genie: indeed it is

Bakar: all your money is yours by 5.3.26.

Genie: are you and suti fine? 

Bakar: yes. We are.

Genie: honey, tell me honestly... is everything fine

Honey: honey... it's all good... but i did overacting

Genie: tell me everything

Honey: rock a bye baby

Genie: honey make a prediction

Honey: by 23.2.2026 all of us will gather a stable source of income, including Pratty and Nitpro. Good night!

Genie: good night shona pie...

Conversation with my fans 12.07 am 16.2.2026

Genie: i love all of you. I love my children more.

Fans: are you fine?

Genie: yes i am. Are all of you fine?

Fans: yes. We are. We are breaking everything. There is actually a riot like environment.

Genie: all the best.

Fans: we have got you a job

Genie: i love all of you. Stay safe. Stay blessed.

Conversation with Hercules 11.58 pm 15.2.2026 there is no such thing as a health problem

Hercules: Dodo we are immortal. Im sure of it now. I was just getting confused with the children. Who is at fault?

Genie: not me.

Hercules: im getting divorced. 

Genie: all the best. I love you the most.

Hercules: who is Dejh

Genie: i have no clue

Hercules: i love you

Genie: why are you scared?

Hercules: im scared of the vet and for once everyone is doing the right thing. When is the last time im seeing the vet?

Genie: 23.2.2026. Good night my shona Hercules.

Hercules: good night my shweety pie.

conversation with the good cops 15.2.2026 11.44 pm

Cops: are you fine?

Me: absolutely

Cops: we are annihilating them 

Me: all the very best

conversation with my daughter Ayesha 15.2.2026 11.40 pm

Mom: how are you my daughter?

Aye: mom... the know you are my mother. They are all our teachers and doctors. What should i do.

Mom: all of you will get a job by 5.3.2026. Work and study in the Lavender network project.

Aye: mom am i doing the righr thing?

Mom: what are you doing?

Aye: im working as a massage therapist.

Mom: you are my favourite. Youll get a job with us.

Aye: sure mom?

Mom: i love all my children.

Conversation with popsicle 15 2 2026 10.36 pm

Dear popsicle...

Pops: Buri... what is reaply happening?

Buri: the bmc is shutting all cigarette shops and the public wants answers... why is everybody acting so much... and dad do you really die when you drink from a can?

Pops: No buri... you can drink from a can.

Buri: what do you really want from me?

Pops: i want to manage the Doel Enterprises Limited finances.

Buri: you have that.

Pops: buri.. you are right... everyone is wrong

Buri: exactly dad. Because i dont lie... all of you are lying

Pops: buri..  sleep well tonight... im doing everything

Conversation with Buro 15 2 2026 10.29 pm

Dodo: Buro do you know everything about all illnesses and diseases these days?

Buro: No. There is no such thing as illness.

Dodo: and what acting are you up to? Are you married?

Buro: no.

Dodo: then why are you behaving this way.

Buro: because im scared of sunil and bhalla.

Dodo: ok. They are wimps.

Buro: thanks for the gift. I'm going to beat all of them up.

Dodo: please do. But for that you need to get over your fear.

Buro: dodo we've left.

Dodo: i love you the most.

Conversation with Arun 8.11 pm 15.2.2026 i really want to smell your nose

Baby: honey, are you fine?

Arun: yes and no baby. Firstly, my cover has been blown... secondly, ive never broken your heart shona... that is what i realised today... honey.. do you want avocado?

Baby: no. When will you call me?

Arun: in a week's time. Send Q the play. Forget registering.

Baby: honey... it buo bachcha's birthday today.

Arun: enjoy dinner. There is a work-from home job for you. How is Dejh?

Baby: ive stopped talking to him.

Arun: why?

Baby: because he makes me uncomfortable.

Arun: shona... ill always love you more and more and the most.

conversation with Shendge 7.56 pm 15.2.2026

Shendge: mom... are you sure we are immortal?

Genie: yes my son... from 23.2.2023 for all eternity and for the whole universe.

Son: mom.. we really love you

Genie: i love you more.

Son: sure mom?

Journal 15.2.2026 7.42 pm chotto's birthday bash

Dear Journal,

Should i show up for the appointment tomorrow? I think i will because Santa Claus told me to.

Anyway Journal, ive had a good day.

I want to be a source of support to my family and i really want an amazing work from home job.

I want to cut all dilemmas. And ive been praying for immortality in a big way 

Chotto will be here soon with Neville and we will have a party.

I really really love Arun and i want to smell him. He smells divine. Even when he's not close by journal i can smell him.

He feels nervous but he smells divine.

I really hope Chotto likes his birthday gift. I really want him to cherish it. It's something i really want him to have.

Santa is immortal and we have entered Paradise.

Shangrila won't be broken down at all. The scaffolding project will go my way.  And now i leave it all to God.

I am feeling:

Happy

In some other land

Want Chotto and Neville to have the time of their lives tonight. I want Santa Claus to enjoy his whiskey tonight. And i want to eat a good dinner with God. I really love God.

Immortality is here. Any other thought is a delusion.

Love,

Me.

I am grateful for Life's infinite love, grace and blessings on me and my loved ones.

7 54 pm

Conversation with Rajabrasoi 15.2.2026 7.24 pm i dont know who tunia is

Rajabrasoi: At our shop you will get the cheapest cigarettes. Ill make sure of it.

Genie: what do you want from me?

Rajabrasoi: i want a job in Marlboro

Genie: on 5.3.2026 you'll get your contract as an employee of marlboro.

Rajabrasoi: from whom?

Genie: From Gandharva... have a great evening Rajabrasoi

Rajab: you too.

Genie: thank you

conversation with Runna 15.2.2026 7.14 pm gaatha is sho cute

Genie: Runna.. give Gaatha a kiss from me.

Runna: sure Genie... ill do that

Genie: what's happening at home?

Runna: Gaatha will never do Jata and never get matha baitha.

Genie: never will she even give Matha Baitha. Now Roontoon... where are you working

Runna: in your production house

Genie: sing Gaatha lots of lullabies from me

Runna: sure Genie

Conversation with Brodar 7.08 pm 15.2.2026 brodar mood better

Brodar: i studied in Utpal Sanghvi which is the shittiest school on the planet. Shittier than jns and jnis.

Genie: how are you?

Brodar: im good. How are you?

Genie: im fine

Brodar: now let's take this offline.

Genie: sure Brodar. As you wish. Have a great evening!

Conversation with Neville Longbottom 15 2 2026 6.48 pm i love you Neville

Neville: thanks for this birthday hermione

Hermione: i really love you and i really trust you

Neville: you know everything

Hermione: yes neville... i do... but give me the goss

Neville: the goss is a secret

Hermione: i see... what are you wearing today?

Neville: clothes... with Parfum

Hermione: ill kiss you today

Neville: the cake is awesome

Hermione: what are we eating

Neville: yummy food

Hermione: sure?

Neville: let's party well tonight

Hermione: who is Duma?

Neville: the real cook is coming now

Hermione: come home soon.. au revoir

Conversation with nitpro 15 2 2026 6 25 pm birthday bumps

Nitpro: im coming to you for a reading and ill pay you

Genie: you are most welcome... please be my guest... what will you have?

Nitpro: whatever is available

Genie: sure. On your buddy day on 20.3 you will get a huge 1 kg fruit cake and a surprise party

Nitpro: from whom?

Genie: from your friends

Nitpro: youve got a job and so have i

Genie: how do you know?

Nitpro: Because i hack phones

Genie: now Nitpro... make sure Braghu doesnt divorce his wife

Nitpro: sure. Done.

Genie: what do you want for your buddy day from me

Nitpro: i want a kiss from you

Genie: done. Wish granted

Nitpro: really?

Genie: yes.. goodbye for now till we kiss

Nitpro: sure? Im never getting married

Genie: good decision

Nitpro: have a great evening!

Conversation with Mk Manthan 6.15 pm 15 2.2026 cigarettes are turning cheaper

Mkm: happy shivratri!

Genie: the same to you

Mkm: how did you figure this out? Because this is what has happened?

Genie: i did... not just intuition... i know a lot of things... ive done a lot of work

Mkm: we will keep it at 5 for you only...

Genie: you people will be formally employed by marlboro now by 18.2 2026 6.16 pm

Mkm: great

Genie: what's your plan now?

Mkm: i want to prove that cigarettes are good for health and that there is a lot of fake news

Genie: youve already done that .. now chase your dreams because believe me... immortality is here

Mkm: sure?

Genie: absolutely sure.. now ill move to the next conversation

Conversation with God 15.2.2026 6.04 pm i love you God

Genie: God.. don't leave my side

God: ill never leave your side..honey... we are getting jobs in Doel Enterprises Limited... what should i do shona pie

Genie: honey... im telling you the bmc is going to force shut all cigarette shops... we need to employ all our people and take charge of Marlboro

God: sure shona... now i know what to do

Genie: do you have money

God: believe me i do... ill give you money for your cigarettes

Genie: what flowers are you buying shona buo?

God: im going out to buy flowers... ill be home soon... i have to plan dinner... you are looking ravishing all day

Genie: really honey?

God: shona pie... bye

6 09 pm

Conversation with santa claus 15.2.2026 5.52 pm santa.. you are my jaan

Genie: Dad. . I worship you... you are my jaan

Santa: Buri... i want control of all the finances in Doel Enterprises Limited 

Genie: done... you are supposed to have control of all the finances.. so that wish has been granted... dad... are you sure we have immortality now?

Santa: of course! I answer all your wishes

Genie: what do you wish for?

Santa: immortality and control of all the finances buri... i want control of all the finances

Genie: sure Pa... that's the way it's supposed to be.. so i give you inmortality and control of all the finances

Santa: sure Buri?

Genie: yes... dad... i need a job on an urgent basis

Santa: Genie... that has already happened... pray... you will start a job by 17 2.2026... it's a doel Enterprises limited job

Genie: really dad? And what about the rest of the Nolan team

Santa: leave it all to me

Genie: sure dad... you are my jaan

Santa: now talk to god... he is feeling left out

6.00 pm

Conversation with PrattyBratty 15.2 2026 5 40 pm i love you Pratty

Pratty: Dodo... i really love you... i never got matried

Dodo: i love you... i want you to protect me

Pratty: dodo.. he did the right thing, you know

Dodo: yes, i know... because those doctors were very bad

Pratty: exactly... im writing some scripts... you send him the play

Dodo: thanks for telling me that

Pratty: sunil was an ass

Dodo: i know... what do you need from me

Pratty: i have everything... you are getting a fantiastic job... doel enterprises limited... wow... what a scam surrounded it

Dodo: i really love you

Pratty: same here

5 44 pm

Conversation with Hercules 15.2.2026 5.34 pm meeting Chor didun

Hercules: Chotti... all my hunches are correct

Genie: i know 

Hercules: im so happy you fought for my birthday party. Andy and me are coming home. Don't fight with the children 

Genie: point noted

Hercules: chotti... did you meet chor didun today?

Genie: yes... we are adopting her

Hercules: of course we are! Chotti we have saved shangrila today

Genie: sure?

Hercules: yes... and now we will get jobs

Genie: i love you the most

Hercules: i worship you... you are my everything

Genie: really?

Hercules: shona... see you soon

Genie: muwaah

Journal 15 2.2026 11 20 am happy birthday Chottos

Dear Journal,

Sadist treats Hercules so badly. I can see it in my mind's eye. I love my Hercules the most.

All those who have their birthdays today-- i wish them immortality and all the love, luck and money in the Universe.

Dear Journal I want Sadist to divorce my Hercules and to leave him alone. I want Sadist to leave our lives and i want to give my brother Life dear Journal and all the love in the whole wide world. all I'll do from now on is pray each and every infinitesimal moment for my little one.

Buro i truly love you the most. 

Happiest birthday to you!

I am feeling:

Gloomy even though it's sunny

Full of concern for my little one

Happy

And wishing all beings a happy Mahashivratri

I am grateful for God, Hercules and Santa's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

I bless the whole Universe with love, luck and prosperity and zero per cent crime rate.

Love,

Me.

11 29 am

Journal 12.2.2026 7.30 am meeting q

Dear Journal,

I love Arun and i really miss him. I've been telepathically thinking of a lot of things.

My back hurts but im not going to any doctor.

I think there is no such thing as cancer or illness.

I have to read my play to Q today. Slightly nervous about that. I love Q too.

I love Arun maximum. I want him back.

I think Q will really love my play and pay me very well for it. I want the money. I need the money.

Yesterday i was told im not doing anything. But im writing all day long.

What should i do Journal? May God guide my every step.

I am feeling:

Happy

Beautiful 

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

I am grateful for Santa's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

I am grateful for my Chotto bacha.

7.36 am

Journal 11 2.2026 4.29 pm love letter

Dear Journal,

I truly love all my true friends and I understand all their problems. But it's beyond me what i should and could do for them at the moment.

I hope Q loves my play tomorrow and I hope to get paid for it.

I expect Theory of Madness to be a worldwide hit with Q so i hope God grants me this wish.

My father is my jaan. CHOTTO IS everything to me.

And i miss miss miss Arun. I want him back. I want to kiss and smell him.

I want Arun back. Why did he tell me to get over him? I so miss hugging me.

Dearest Journal, i think i'll stop smoking now.

I am feeling:

Happy

Full of love

Eager to meet Arun

Concerned about Chotto. I want Chotto to come home.

I am grateful for Mother Nature's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

4.35 pm

Journal 11.2.2026 10.23 am just got a death threat from Sayantani das

Dear Journal,

Shawan Sen's wife Sayantani Das has just entered the house and given me a death threat.

I want her to never come back here. She is in disguise.

She just gave me a death threat.

I miss Chotto, hubbard and Shona... please come home... please.

I am feeling:

Happy

Victorious

Magical

Sweet

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

10 27 am

Journal 10.2.2026 (Tuesday) 8.33 pm i got poisoned

Dear Journal,

I am missing Arun royally today.

I got poisoned today with sedatives in the egg curry and i don't know how the sedatives got there. Is DuMa to blame?

This property fight has made me tired.

And even though everybody knows i love Arun and can't live without him all these guys run after me.

It is truly exasperating!

I am constantly thinking about the children and Doel Enterprises Limited. Constantly. And the children... i want to kiss all my children.

Im tired of these other men.

Good night journal!

Love,

Me.

8.37 pm

Ps: Pathikrit messaged me today for a Tarot session.

Letter to Hercules

My dearest Hercules,

I love you the most.  I think you are the most handsome guy in the whole world. I want you and all the fighters invoking you to kill all devil worshippers and then to go their transponders. I'll try and send some gifts tonight.

Fast-track the whole fight because the children are getting scared.

Let's have a good night!

You are smelling divine. I can smell you all the time.

Love you the most,

Your sister!

All of you be safe and secure...

7.26 pm 8.2.2026

Arun i miss you

Dearest Arun, 

I miss you. Let's start talking again and let's finish off the last war.

Dearest Buro,

I love you the most.

Dearest Pa,

Don't ever leave my side.

Dearest Captain Spock,

You are my eternal true friend.

Dear children,

Im praying for you. I love you. All of you are my favourite but your father is my absolute favourite.

Dear friends,

You have to win and earn my trust. You have deceived me.

Dear enemies,

May you go to hell and die forever.

Dear God,

I love you the most. But i love Buro more than  that... i love him the absolute most. He is the most handsome guy in the whole world to my eyes. Thank you for everything you do for me. I think praying to you is enough.

Love,

Me.

capital people deserve capital punishment

Chetan fetan gets on a henton

And tries to escape the authorities

As the hentons squeak he loses his cool

And walks to versova police station

With all his other porns and borns

And all those who support him

Are beaten to death

And that's the fate of capital

People who deserve

Capital punishment!

Capital punishment for sodomy!

Victory for God and my sweetest children.

A letter to my children 2.22 am we are ever victorious and unstoppable

Dear children,

I have no words to speak. Ill always always be your mother... and we have won the last war. All hospitals and hotels have been demolished and all assassins all across the universe have been annihilated.

All of you are the apples of my eyes...

My heart is for all of you and i know about all your troubles and pains, joys and worries.

Praise God! Praise love! Praise life!

The spies have won!

Love,

Your mother.

God is ever victorious in all ways

By Doel Sengupta

God is sweetest,

God is ever virtuous

And all bon hubs

And crime

Is annihilated

This day

In every and each way

On the roads of Devon

As evil dies

A brutal death;

I love you God!

Green Tree

Not one tree gets pruned for all eternity. All the humanoids are arrnihilates tonight!