I am Nirbhaya and i am the principal investigating officer in the Panama Papers Scam and the owner of Doel Enterprises Limited that runs Santa Claus's postal services through which we from Da' Wood Plywood, Robin Hood's estate, the protectors of Mother Nature and Dawood's people (Dawood is Santa Claus) help all beings, all of humanity to be immortal through the Lavender Network Project.
On the Nirbhaya case night my loved ones were murdered and i am an eyewitness to their murder. I was being abducted by some aliens (10000 doctors) from outer space who tried to gun me down on the roads of Bombay on 16th December 2012 and my boyfriend was captured by terrorists.
I love my boyfriend. He is everything to me and we have children. We decriminalised homosexuality together at the start of our careers as journalists.
All doctors are terrorists. The Phd is really a philosopher's degree. And i am a philosopher not a doctor despite working in medicine since i studied Life Sciences.
I am currently President Draupadi Murmu who campaigned for presidency and I love both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi. I am also the writer and director of all the Christopher Nolan movies.
The news is all fake and i support the real government. The real finance minister is a good man.
On the Nirbhaya case night the Earth was attacked by aliens from Pieton and Asfotiend (planets in another galaxy).
I am a child actress, writer, journalist, artist, Tarot reader, past life regressionist and i havent got paid for much of my work till date and have been affected by plagiarism heavily as have my loved ones. I am the owner of the Tagore estate too. And all my life i have known that i am Audrey Hepburn and the Dalai Lama's mother. I am also Indira Gandhi who is Jessica Lal from my last life.
The current education system is filthy. We can't study anything unless we worship Mother Nature and i want the Nobel Prize.
I believe climate change is crap.
I also have the Mf Hussain/van Gogh/ Picasso/rembrandt etc estate and quite a lot of my art since childhood has been stolen and plagiarised. I was at the centre of the Panama Papers Scam and the Army has supported me through and through.
Telepathy is natural and i have Rachel Weiss's estate too. And also the Agatha Christie and Arthur Conan Doyle estate but not the Alfred Hitchcock estate like that.
I love my brother, husband and father. I can't do anything without them and my friends. I love Hercules, who is Tansen, who is Mohammed Rafi, Mani Ratnam, Ar Rehman the most. He is also Aamir Khan and i love him the most. I think he smells best.
Salman Khan is my grandson Anirudh Raval and we are all looking for our estates. Immortality is here. Any other thought is a delusion. I love the paparrazzi. I love all my friends.
The building redevelopment plan was just a ploy to destroy our magical homes and it is never happening. All God's children will live in huge palatial palaces and that has begun. GOD HAS WON THE CONTRACT AND DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS OURS!!!!!!! KUDOS TO TEAM DOEL!
The medical system/the hospital system is a evil devil-worshipping system where they used to kill people. Doel Enterprises Llc, a hedge fund firm, built to destroy us by doctor Shinde was a company for contract killing.
Dr Watson in Sherlock holmes series is Dear Watson... not doctor Watson.
One only needs good food, security, good air and the lack of black magic and good thoughts and exercise to be healthy.
So as the President of India me and the real finance minister of this country will be releasing the Mama Papa Fund for the whole world.
My friends have proven my credit. Now we have to prove their credit. For the true rightful estate. I am not a liar. I am a God-loving truth-loving person and i worship my husband and love all my children and i am the Mother of the World.
Bennett Coleman and Company Limited is our company and the statesman is the paper that should run from its silk screen printing press. Silk screen printing is the way... telling all newsies and nosies that.
Life is good at the moment because me and my friends really fought hard to prove that all the false allegations against us by impostors never happened. We have won our case today. DOEL ENTERPRISES LIMITED IS FUNCTIONING AGAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY. AND WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU IMMORTALITY.
I have a had a beautiful childhood with my friends and children and my Santa dad and Hercules brother but because i am Jessica Lal from my last life i've fought hard to live having been assassinated 18 times and resurrected. I've fought to live always praying for immortality.
My maidservant Rebecca Samervel stole all my money and was the doyen of Doel Enterprises Llc. I want to tell the Maharashtra Police that i want her sacked.
I am fighting to bring inflation down to zero and remove excise and we also run Marlboro because cigarettes are good for health and are slated to get cheaper.
Even though we all work for me, we actually work for Dawood who is Santa Claus to get good people their rightful earnings because Santa claus is also Robin Hood who would never even hurt a fly. Mosquitoes are not real living things. I am Santa Claus's favourite elf and i am a magician. I want my boyfriend to prove his estate on his own and i want all of you good beings to fight for your estates.
I am The Goddess worshipped all across the Universe. And i believe in my commonality, my common sense. That's communism for you. And i believe in a free mind.
The World Army fought really hard so that the evil Times of India (that runs the toy industry) never hurt me. I got hurt nevertheless because the terrorists were relentless. But a robot was built (the birth of artificial intelligence that i am against) in my intelligence by my friends so that all the crimes happened to the robot, not to me. It used to be a life or death situation for all of us but we are at the brink of Paradise and immortality is here.
The Nirbhaya case is an Anti-Superstition Act case because i am Mother Mary who is the Goddess and the Pope and the Papal office have always been after my life and i am scared of going to church because the Pope paid for my assassination.
Times of India is only a machinery for the Papal Office. It's all propoganda by them and i believe in the Truth hitting the news.
Shawan Sen is an ass.
The Pope and the Papal office are devil-worshipping outfits that have been fighting my hubbard who is God. He is the father of the world. I love my Hercules, Santa and hubbard... they are always a part of me.
I love the paparrazzi. They are all my friends. Immortality is here. The Law is great. May the Truth prevail. Let there be light even in the darkness.
-- this is for the Maharashtra Police who i love and who keep the machinery of Justice well-oiled. I love the chief Justice of India.
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