Le Coton Douche

Coton coton pres De Ma boton 

Avec le gounache

A Goa

Avec Mon frere

Sur le promenade

En Chantant, 

Avec la danse 

De Ma vie 

Sur le promenade

A Goa...

Le coton douche 

En amour

Avec Ma sent

Et Mon esprit...

-- by Doel Sengupta

Hercules

By Doel Sengupta

Hercules my cute Braveheart

Has more money than these tarts

And soon on a beautiful day

He kills all miscreants

Single-handedly....

Could there be a man

More divine than Hercules

At half past nine!

He lingers everywhere

And seeks

Just ons sweet kiss

From his sister's cheeks.

Letter to my Journal 11.59 am 25.9.2025 dream of Ali being a shit person

Dear Journal,

I've been sleeping in the mornings. I had a dream that Ali has been sedating me each morning and that Ali is Tailap, who is my shona Ayesha and Alyssa's mom character.

In my dream I go to Ali's shop, buy a cigarette and fall asleep on the pavement.

I sleep for a long time and then I wake up and go home and there is a furore at home over why I slept on the pavement. Himanshi is the mom character and they want to send me somewhere (like a hospital) because I slept under sedatives. But finally, they don't send me.

Ali comes home and I realise she/he has a French girlfriend because his phone rings.

I say: "Tu avez un bonne ami." Which he corrects and asks me how I know such good French. Then he tries to sleep with me. Then with Ali I go to the cigarette shop walking along a long desert with an oasis. And oasis is Ocean in Arabic.

Then Arun tells me through telepathy (because of course he doesn't want to call me up) that he's entering my life as a certain Nr Guha and I wake up.

I hope this sedation by Ali stops in the morning.

I woke up and went and bought Beedi, two cigarettes and Ganne ka sharbat and Arun told me he will never leave me but he is entering my life as a certain Mr Guha. I love Chotto the most. 

He would definitely tell me what I should do.

Chotto what should I do?

Don't go to Ali's shop. But have a Pepsi today. ARUN WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.

Thank you Chotto.

Love,

Me.

12.11 pm

Love letter to Arun 7.25 pm 24.9.2025 love you

My dearest darlingest Arun,

I love you maximum these days.... you know I love Chotto Bacha the most... you know that... you more than anyone else.

It's been a while since I've smelled your sweet nose. I miss you and the children. And I really love you. I really really do.

I have a little money since you gave it to me.

I want to smell your cheeks.

And can we please stop acting like platonic friends? Will you please call me up?

I am not mad and yet I have forgiven you because I truly love you...

Yours,

You.

The Blue Rose

By Doel Sengupta

Jenny loves roses

In poses

All blue supposes......

Truly beautiful,

Truly serene,

Truly sweet,

Great roses

In poses,

Sweet

And serene...

Beautiful

Blue

Cold 

Roses.

#mfhussain

What is sexuality?

By Doel Sengupta

Any act of love

Is sexual...

Right now

Sleeping

I am sexual

With my mind

And my dreams

And my heart

And my rife..

And kisses

From you are 

All I want...

All acts of love

Are sexual....

-- dedicated to my teachers Niti Sampat, Bks Iyengar and Bishaan Samaddar and the three main men in my life....

Cigarettes are good for health

By Doel Sengupta

Cigarettes come from the plant

Arabidopsis Tabaccum

Which is charak medicine,

Most medicinal,

In all medical systems,

In the textbook

Cigarettes are good for health....

Check the textbook,

Grow the plant,

Chew the leaves like

Neem and Tulsi leaves

And enjoy good health 

For all eternity...

Believe you me

Cigarettes are good for health

And will get cheapest soon..

Because cheap people

Are truly elite!

-- dedicated to my teachers Mc Arunan and Vidita Vaidya

Invoking money into love and life

By Doel Sengupta

Love comes calling

As money comes rolling in

Into life as all whore spices

Close shop and loving love

And money come

Packaged into one

Jingle into love

And life

Into my heart and mind...

Richest me with Santa, God

And Hercules 

And all those 

Who love me

Now do a dance

And I lance

And prance

And take a chance

With my favourite

Teacher Santa

And his dad

And loving love

And lovely life

Rocking

Mani mani mani....

Mani Ratnam

My favourite director,

Sweet lovely life..

Me a mother,

A daughter,

A wife

To beautiful children

Rolling in Paradise,

Rolling eternally

In money.

-- dedicated to my love and life and strength and courage.

The blue pink pin problem

The MTNL BSNL scam

Is just the blue pink pin

Problem and there is

No health problem

In this free world...

Stop dividing the world

Over blue and pink,

Ping ping ping,

Over avocados

And nutella, 

Over glums 

And fatela...

Just stop the

Rich poor divide 

And get the damn

Inflation down

To zero

Because the dams are

Bursting

And Paradise is here.

-- Dedicated to Donald Trump...

The valleys of Ma Durga and the rocks of Lord Shambu

By Doel Sengupta

Love in the valley solemn and forlorn,

Beauty Queen, sometimes beastly,

So solemn and norm norm,

But the storms rage pricklingly,

The world sees thunders and floods

As Lord Shambu sucks out

All the Valley's blood...

Blood baths behind us,

Crimson rage,

Ma Durga slays out

All the valleys cages,

All the Lotus soft ponds

And all the muddy puffs

As we eat chicken patties

And drink lots of snuff....

Beautiful golden,

Rock solid bloom

In the valleys of Ma Durga

And in Lord Shambu's Rocky chooms....

Solid love for Mother Earth

By Doel Sengupta

I love Durga, I love Doel

Hopping like a mad bird

Now on one foot then two

With Durga chewing chewing

Chew, Chimmy Chimmy

In my shoe, lovely love

With Saraswati,

Laxmi Pan Beedi

And Dugga Dugga

Running amok!

Solid love with Mother Earth

I have each day

Beautiful beauty queen

Within my womb,

My mother Nature

And my Mother Earth!

I love Nature,

And Nature loves me...

Solid rocking love.....

Sometimes in a valley,

Sometimes in a hill,

Boobs big big big,

Giving lots of milch 

Mulch slush and cola

And cigarettes 

For free to Doel

Hopping one on two....

Solid rocking love....

Newt Chetan

By Doel Sengupta

Chetan Chetan where art thou?

Hooting there like a cow!

Mystery beautiful jumping like

Sweet legs in moonshine!

my problem solved

My complaint is filed easily,

My problem solved as all my money

Comes back and I get a huge

Telepathic salute from the

Good cops... love, Me.

Hubbard is the best,

Hercules even better.

.

Journal 15.9.2025 10.54 am a drean

Dear Journal,

I had a dream that Krao is a robot who has just started a practice as a cancer doctor in Madh Island and all our school and college batch mates work for him and live there in one of the Raheja buildings.

I also saw a Ma character and Chumki there.

All Pa's friends also work for him especially Kirit and they all live in Madh island.

I am feeling:

Good.

Love,

Me.

10.57 am

Journal 15.9 2025 7.03 am a dream

Dear Journal,

On the face of it it seems like Arun has left me.... has he?

I had a dream that I was doing some magic tricks in a television production house and I woke up feeling that Arun has probably left me since he doesn't pick up my calls.

I love him. He is my sweetest heart.

I am feeling:

Harassed by bhalla

Eager to entertain Tarot clients

Love,

Me.

7.05 am

Ps: The person who entered the house to make my juice has taken all me money from my purse....

Mitti ki dhool

Meri mitti ki dhool,

Mere mitti ka nishaan,

Paseena, paseena,

Meettha Tanha...

Pyaasi main

Ab nahin,

Tere Sur

Ke dhun

Me Mai

Dhobi

Hui

Ek

Titli..

Pyaasi nahin....

--- Doel Sengupta urf Gulzar

A letter to the Universe

Dear Universe,

All the accusations against me, Hercules, Arun (who is God) and Santa Claus are actually against our doppelgangers... just believe it!

Love,

Mother Mary...

What good Jews are like (for Chotto)

By Doel Sengupta

Good Jewish people are utterly divine;

They believe in God and his kingdom up high;

They love all the other good Jews with all their might...

God is the best! And I love God

So I'm a Jewish lover of God

High up in the heavens of life!

The Jews win this day each

Nazi onslaught

And the Nazis this day

Lie dead and gone...

to my dearest Hercules, Santa Claus and hubbard Arun

Dearest darlingest of darlingest of darlings,

Know that I am betrothed to you... eternally...

Arun... will you marry me?

You are my all time favourite human being...

Chotto, you are always scratch free and mine, most mine...

And dad, I really worship you...

Please come home to me as soon as possible...

Love,

Me.

kill me never

Never again are poisons given

As the ministers of love

Destroy poison

And poison makers!

A letter to my children 13.9.2025 9.39 am

Dear children,

What you are doing to me (Goddess), Hercules, God (your father) and Santa Claus over the credit is wrong. Cease immediately... and Naina don't spend the money that is mine today.

It's not your money... spend your own money...

Bye children...

Zoya and Hassan... and Neel and fai are the best children we have...

Love,

Me.

9.42 am

I worship you

By Doel Sengupta

I worship your sacred feet

Where all the sands of the Universe reside

And today you must decide

To have me or to have them.

Your dereliction are putrid

But your heart of magical gold.

More than all the Jewels

By Doel Sengupta

More than all the jewels in the Universe,

More than all the dreams in the Multiverse,

More than all the treasures in the Milky Way

I adore you my brother, my sweet all the way.

Journal 13.9.2025 6.21 pm dream

Dear Journal,

I had a dream that Arun has left me for Janak. Then I woke up and realised that an Adult fiction writer is writing this story at a police station where the police is trying to harrass me to go and complain.

But I'll never go to the cops ever after what they are doing and have done.

I really miss Arun and I think Braghu is an ass...

I have Alfred Hitchcock and Kurosawa's credit.

I am feeling royally harassed by the police.

I am feeling:

Happy

Serious

Think I'll send Arun a poem today.

Love,

Me.

6.26 am

A love letter to Arun 12.9.2025 5.35 pm

Dear honiest of honeys,

Thank you so much for all the Perfumes from Turkey...

Sack the maids please and don't hire any maids and I need money and I want you to buy me beer and take me out on a nice date... please... it's been really long...

I hate Nijanand Haridas... he is harrassing me with a Genie script... I was drugged all day and have just come back to my senses..

Akshobh giridharidas and Shawan Sen threatened me but with this letter my cutest Arnav baba the threat is over...

Act fast and come home to me... make sure meldon and Tom, KitKat eat well... feed us and feed me with yummy food today because Duma made shit food today...

Love,

Me.

5.38 pm

A letter to Bahadur Beta Victory Is Thy Name 5.24 pm 12.9.2025

Dear Beta,

I need money... don't get even a prick or a scratch but finish off all those who have drugged me today and had me murdered 18 times and all those who planned death certificates against my accounts...

There are 18 death certificates for me in this life... it was all Times of India's plan... so it's the shittiest paper in the history of papers... they even made robots since 1965 through their Mongolian company Seiko Shimbun...

Daisaku credit holder doesn't even practice in the Gakkai...

I love you the most... eat jam, eat the sadhya but divorce Sadhya the girl immediately...

I love Tom, Jerry, Meldon and all my animal friends...

Listen to Pa and Arun... but don't listen to the cops... The cops are only supporting Times of India because they bought robots through the toi mechanism... so don't go to the cops...

Be a spy, be an Armyman... be my best Ami..

Je t'aime!

Love,

Dodo.

5.29 pm

A letter to Dawood Plywood who is Santa Claus 12.9.2025 5.07 pm

Dear shona dad,

NANA PATEKAR, Rahul Bose, Inayat Sami, Shawan Sen, Akshobh Giridharidas, Nawaz bhai, (who is dr arunan), manmohan singh, atal behari bajpayee, Brijesh whovis veersen who is Vijay from creative adda and the maids are making robots drug me and are threatening me for supremacy in the film industry.

They haven't paid me a penny  in the last 10, 12 years and have made me the all India ywd chief... I've stopped chanting... The gongyo is wrong...

Please don't let robots enter this house...

You are safe in my heart... I worship you.

Love,

Buri.

5.10 pm

Ps: I don't feel like going to the cops to complain about anything... they are making these plans with other production houses... please make sure I and all of us, especially Tom, Jerry and meldon have a good evening today... I was drugged all day by the maid...

5.12 pm.. The Vatican is at fault

Ps2: I love you dad... please come home to me... as long as you are my dad you are mine... Doel Enterprises Llc dad was set up for Eshna/Cruelly...

Doel Enterprises Limited has started... Take full charge and you will get full charge.. 

 Work with Somit Gope Om the accounts and nobody else...

I love Arun and Punita/Naina is a good person, so I Rk laxman... they are both super talented artists...

Also, I need money dad... make sure I get money because cigarettes are good for health (arabidopsis is charak is tobacco). Cigarettes are medicinal, it's in the medicine text book....

Love you Santa!

Your favourite elf,

Your obedient daughter,

Buri...

Eat properly, sleep well, make sure I'm surrounded only by true pals...

Love,

Me.

5.34 pm

Letter to the Universe 11.9.2025 4.30 pm

Dear Universe,

I love my Arun but for some reason he can't give me money so thank you so much for the gifts. I really need them. I really need money just to smoke cigarettes.

I worship my dad and my brother.

I love Mother Earth maximum.

Love,

Doel

4.33 pm

Love comes calling

By Doel Sengupta

Beautiful love,

Sweet love,

A good dun always...

Letter to Arun 1.12 am 10.9.2025

Dear Arun,

Love is coming to you. I love you... all the criminals are robots... believe you me...

Love,

Me.

I am feeling harassed by some Vatican robots.

Letter to my feet and eyes 4.02 pm 9.9.2025

Dear feet and eyes,

You have been hurt a lot by the evil doctors.

Just apply haldi, chilly powder and salt with oil and water as Vv told you and you'll be fine.

Love is here in love within your feet.

Cute love, sweet love.

Immortality is here. Any other thought is a delusion so tread with care.

Your loved ones love you so deeply that they are not taking any chances.

Love,

Your heart.

Love,

Me Doel.

I am feeling divinely fine and ignited.

4.09 pm

Letter to my soul 9.9.2025 3.31 pm

Dear soul,

I love you. I love Arun my Noor, my shona, my darling.

I feel like you deserve to know this that I can't live without you, Goddess of the Universe, Goddess of this land of Israel... The beauty and love and life of all the cute animals.

Your heart is beautiful.

Your life is serene.

Tonight all the Azone robots die and so do all Manmo's queens and him!!!%%%&&&

Call Arun up and I don't think he will ever be dismissive ever with you.

Was it the pornographers who were harrassing you?

You should tell the world that Ramnath Kovind was a bad human... he is gone because he was a cannibal.

Do call Arun, ok? Muster up the courage!!!!

The cigarettes are free for you and so are all the colas and meads... just know that!

Of course, Arun loves you.

Love,

Doel.

3.37 pm

I am feeling good. I am grateful for Mother Earth's infinite love, Grace and blessings on my life!

Lunch for a hunch

By Doel Sengupta

Lunch is beautiful each day,

Dina is even more

And Dejeuner 

Is my favourite, 

Nostradamus me,

Beautiful hope!

The truth about current day politics in Israel

By Doel Sengupta

Atina, Ahen and the decrepit guy

Actually live in a pig sty;

Omnam goes by no name these days

And to curry favours he kills all the pens;

Manmo is the worst in this scenario

And Dahsian and Draupadi

Are the sweetest two!!!!!

Hercules has arisen

And Santa Claus prays

Namo Namo

For Draupadi to win!!!!

Anybody who wants to make me vastraheen

Has right now lost the sheen!!!

The varnish is chucked,

The turpentine is forgotten

And the woodwork stops

A little to ten

And my DM and fm and hm arise

And Namo and Raul get on a call to decide

What should be done with

Ajirda and Alaok

And we have won

The lottery

The Leod!!!

Honey be rest assured

You are now the Emperor

Of the Empire!!!

Malak and Omnam die

So soon

And now I gaze at the beautiful moon!!!

Orub is now the best!!!

Orbs lite the heavens

Delite my smell,

Prestige is here

And every honour@@

All my friends

Eat cutie pie

And sweety pie

And lots of choco choco pie

And Jews drink juice and mead

In the lovely country

Of Israel!

An Ode to my Mongolian and American Friends

By Doel Sengupta

Mongolian food is not just noodles,

Their culture is one of not just doodles!!@@

And of course the Americans eat more

Than just burgers and salads and whores!!!!####

Love is aboslute for our friends, our pals

As Stalin drowns in a bucket of hams

And now absolutely my Sweet Raul

You are the King of the Universe

The King of my House!!!

The temples in Mongolia darken and disappear

As I your Queen love you maximum and whole(<÷×+-

Manmo is at the centre of all scams (a ballad by Doel Sengupta)

Manmo chucks his turban

For all eternity

And beats his chest 

Like Bugs Bunny

And very soon 

It hits the news

All the scams

That Manmo does

And Manmo views;

Namo namo 

The whole world chants

And shib to is behind

All the wrong dance

And soon the Himalayas

Wreak

Fluds

And your destiny;

King of the Universe,

My Emperor my life,

Manmo is out of my destiny

An SSS spy

And all the dhoortoorgiri is gone!

It's time for Doelgiri for one and all!

Happy birthday darling!

Kill me no more (A short story by Doel Sengupta)

The word kill fell on a saw

And then it saw demo daw;

In the middle of the blazing noon

We stood and stared at the moon;

The doors all flared 

The sun was dark

Life for love

And like a hark;

The larks all laughed

The beautiful dance

And soon a happy birthday song;

For when birth is given

I loved you

You are my shona cute;

Your smell is so sweet,

You are so beautiful

Like a reigning Emperor,

Like a sweet mule,

My sweet Emperor of everything

Today I gift you the Universe!

Happy birthday!

Journal 9.9.2025 7.49 am my credit

Dear Journal,

I had a dream that Braghu and Priyanka are doing a play and the credit is Munshi Premchand which is my credit from my last life.

It's Arun's birthday today.

Love,

Me.

I am feeling groggy since I woke up a while ago.

Killing none, healing all

By Doel Sengupta

I appeal to my friends to give me a life of love and joy. 

If life is magic I must be the world's greatest magician.

My Tarot services start from Rs 5000 for 30 minutes.

My paintings start from Rs 20 lakh unframed (size no bar).

I will also write for you at Rs 20 per word.

You may contact me on 9324702207 or 8369886122.

Love,

Doel Sengupta

Journal 9.9.2025 1.12 am it's my sweethearts birthday

Dear Journal,

I can't live without my Arun, chotto and beautiful shona Pa.

I am feeling:

Like Sudeshna Karima is harrassing me.

Love,

Me.

1.14 am

Journal 7.9 2025 8.36 pm I miss Arun and my shona bachcha

Dear Journal,

I miss my Arun. It's his birthday soon but for once I don't have any money to buy him a gift.

What I would really love to give him this year is all the flowers of the world raining and showering over him and my shona bachcha and my Santa Claus them I want to give everything.

I really want Arun to manage all my finances and I want love and life to ensconce us.

I'll call up Arun on his birthday. I hope he picks up.

I want my friends to get really lucky with me. I want and need a lot of money now.

I am feeling:

Happy

Nervous

Completely head over heels in love with Arun

Sweet

Lovely 

I hate the evil hospital system.

I am the Genie from I Dream of Genie.

Love,

Me.

8.47 pm

I love Dawood

The observatories all burst blow up and burn

As Inayat falls into the dungeons! Victory for Dawood Indus Trees!

victory bells

The scamsters fall into a muddy

Sinkhole from where they can 

Never extricate themselves

With victory bells sounding

For Christopher Nolan

And our loves and lives.

Journal 6.9.2025 8.05 am subbu arrested

Dear Journal,

I had a dream that Subbu uncle was sitting in Chennai and doing a Puja to harrass us and that he is getting arrested for it.

I also had a dream where Pa is telling me that  I'll never get injections, pills and will never go to Omkar Mind Clinic.

My dreams are always true.

I miss Arun and Chotto a lot. It's Arun's birthday soon and for once I can't buy him a gift. So I've quit smoking.

I miss smelling Arun!

I am feeling:

Harassed by the media

Under pressure

Beautiful

Feeling like I'll have a great day

Love,

Me.

8.18 am

Milk

White Sauce is so sweet

White Sauce is whole,

In White sauce of milk

I fins my hope....

Milk is the way,

Sweet and serene...

Beautiful and sweet...

Nobel Prize Press release for Doel Sengupta written on 3.9.2025

Headline: Doel Sengupta owns it all and sweeps the Nobel Committee off its feet.

3.9.2025

I am so happy to receive the Nobel Prizes for Literature, Medicine and Peace this year. If I've won any other prize also I'll take it. I'll tell all of you, my beautiful friends about my life today.

I was brought up single-handedly by my father Dhrubojyoti Sengupta and friends. My father who I call Santa Claus is more mother to me than any mother and the best father in the whole wide world.

I was born on 5th March 1985 to a family and friend circle of stalwarts and started painting even before I could read, write, walk or talk. I grew up on Mother Nature's milk and with the love of the forests and all the magical creatures of Mother Earth and the Universe.

I have the credit of Rabindranath Tagore, Charles Dickens, Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Arthur Conan Doyle and even Shakespeare amidst many other writing credits.

I love theatre and films and have been up to my theatricals all my life. My boyfriend and brother are my jaans.

I believe in magic and I know that God exists and that magic is real. If there was just one thing I could do it would be magic all the time.

Simba my Lion King friend and my little brother Rudrashish are my bestest pals.

I went to a school just like Hogwarts where all I learnt was magic amidst many evil teachers. The real education I have got was through life and all my creative endeavours. I believe life is magical and creationary and I have really been wronged by many people in the media because of plagiarism and theft but I won't name those criminals today.

I would be nowhere without my tight circle of well-wishers and friends. I have never stolen and I have never hurt anybody yet the hospital system has wronged me and yes, I am Nirbhaya.

I studied Life Sciences after school and am very good at languages and linguistics. I specialised in Biotechnology, Neurobiology, applied medical Sciences and Forensic Sciences.

Writing for the whole universe is my deepest joy.

I would be nowhere without my love and life and I believe in the goodness of humanity and in being humane. I hate crime and criminals.

I love my boyfriend, brother and father but I'd like to keep this aspect of my life a secret.

If life is magic I'm the greatest magician in the history of magicans and I am a Genie.

I believe that all illnesses are psychosomatic and that healing is very easy.  I believe in my friends and my magical friends especially my physics teacher Nijanand Haridas.

I love painting and have the credit of Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Mf Hussain and many others and have had to really fight the fake need racket to prove this.

I believe that terrorism is a white collar crime and have been fighting terrorists all my life as in my last life I was Jessica Lal.

I am the principal investigating officer in the Panama Papers Scam. I hate criminals and I hate crime and not one of my family and friends is a criminal including Simba, my Lion king. I love my Bahadur Beta Rudrashish the most and I'm also a complete Daddy's Girl.

I've had a great childhood and have been murdered 18 times with lethal injections and resurrected. So I'm here to tell you that yes, immortality is here.

Ruma Sengupta has my whole heart with all her yummy cooking and compassion.

Pehchaan Kaun?

My father is the world's best father and best mother and I would be nowhere without my boyfriend.

Ruma is a teacher and my compass to success. Everything I am is oweing to Ruma Sengupta and Dhrubojyoti Sengupta.

After I quit Journalism I started working in the film industry and haven't got a penny for all the work I've done.

With my Nobel Prize I will work for the Lavender Network Project ensuring immortality and Paradise is here.

I love my friends. I believe in myself and magic.

I believe in goodness.

And I believe in the Nobel Prize.

I love Narendra Modi and Draupadi Murmu and Rahul Gandhi. 

I love my friends who are taking the Nobel this year with me.

My favourite authors are Ghalib, Lewis Carroll and Roald Dahl.

And my favourite politician is Barack Obama and Donald Trump and in India it is Namo and Rahul baba and Raj Thackeray.

I thank the Nobel Committee for this Nobel Prize.

Journal 2.9.2025 9.49 am love

Dear Journal,

People are walking in and out of the house because the police is letting them.

I miss Pa, Chotto and hubbard.

Why in the name of God is it a holiday today?

Love,

Me.

9.51 am