Who is my brother?

Doel Sengupta presents......

My brother I call him Hercules

Is the srongest the bravest

And really the best for me.

He can pick a puck from far or near

And bring it to me as any fast buck.

He cooks the best food

And runs multiple stores

Of goodies and candies

And is a martial arts lore.

I love him the most 

He is everything to me

Even when he eats fried eggs

With beans! The best magician

The best at all my brother is the best.

Thank you! That's all!

Who is my boyfriend?

Doel Sengupta presents......

My boyfriend is a real tall lad

Who always wanted me as his wife

And thought he wanted to be dad.

He is always good, neved bad

And he says the most interesting 

Stories and makes me glad.

He smells like a forest

Or like a grove and he knows

In his mouth or in his nose

I have already settled my abode.

His hair is soft and fluffy and silk

And his colour and skin is so riffy

And he is so so so thin.

I love my boyfriend infinitely

And I always wish him luck and money.

Leather

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Leather not made out of animal skin

Is red mixed with white with black furfin,

The heat of the snuff is so soft so dear

That once in your arms the sneer is near.

The veneer is for everyone to feel

As the plaster ticks and the wax all peels

And the fruity smell is from tangerine 

And there is so much life in one lime's squeal

Or one banana's squelching and bite 

And one yeoyaar's vigenettic might

And so much of this leather has now

Entered ny life without my roulettes

But my bangles and knives.

Hot tea

Doel Sengupta presents

The hot tea mixes with the cold tea

And leaves and flowers bloom infinitely

And soon in the middle of a typhoon here

The waterway breaks for all eternity

And the barrage rumbles and cracks and falls

For all the infinite rumbling trucks' tolls

And the clouds all grey gather close above me

And it pours infinitely this June till December

So the noodles in the taipei soup roll

And all those who read require a scroll

And moonbeams shine on all those who love me

And there is now no more jealousy...

And life has won in a thousand different ways

For what is good is what does stay

And my shonas are now nestled in my arms

Away from harm cooing in their charms

And wet are my ignitions, wet are my dreams

And there is more milk as there is way more cream

And prices crash like a pack of crashing cards

As all the chikoos have meatpie and lards.

Today the monsoon has hit us very hard

Trampling on us, trouncing on us, infinitely pounding us

And that is the meaning of love in Melody.

Journal 31.5 2026 8.29 pm ist I love my Arun

Dear Journal,

I've been dosing each day till late as Mr Pise has been entering the house with Mrs Pise and forcing me to take psychiatric pills. I've also been seeing many dreams.

Like the other day I say Modelley in Karol Bagh in Delhi throwing her weight around in my house and Chumki asking me for an appropriate word.

Last night I saw Quasar in my dreams! We were going live with Theory of Madness and on gut feeling I'll mail him the main play soon.

On another note it has been sooo long since I've spoken to Arun. I LOVE HIM SO DARNED DEEPLY AND MY FAMILY TOO. AND I AM TIRED OF THESE HOUSE BREAK INS.

I believe my calls were being intercepted by the police and my mails of the past many years were also being deleted by them. I WANT THE POLICE TO STOP THIS!

I want work very very soon... I really do... ONLY IF THE POLICE ALLOWS ME TO ANSWER MY OWN CALLS AND LET'S ME ACCESS MY EMAILS.

I have also discovered a beautiful chant: J'AIME J'AIME MIEN MOT IL'YA... WHICH MEANS I AM ONE WITH THE HOLY WORD... I'VE STARTED CHANTING IT EVERYDAY...

I want my Arun to meet me. I wonder how his life is.

For the past two weeks Mrs Pise came home and acted very sick... BIGGEST BITCH ON THE PLANET!

I WANT MY SIMBOOM! I WANT MY KITOON AND MELOON... I WANT MY FOXEY AND SHOMAYA...

I LOVE MY ARUN. I LOVE MY MIKKI SHONA. I LOVE MY DAD. I LOVE MY BUO.

I HOPE TO BUY THEM SOMETHING SOON.

I ROCK!

I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

I HATE NIMISHA'S FACE.

I BLESS GOD INFINITELY AND ALL MY LOVED ONES.

I am grateful for infinite abundance of all good things in life.

I am feeling:

Happy 

Bright

Angry with the police for supporting CRIMINALS LIKE NILANKOOLANTHAN ..

LOVING

JUST WANT MY DINNER.

Love,

Me.

THIS NIMISHA MAID COMES AT ANY ODD TIME.

8.48 pm ist

Conversation with Simboom, Kitoon, Foxey, Meldon and Shomaya 10.08 am ist on 31.5.2026

Simboom: SHONA... THE WEDDING IS BEING PLANNED ON THE GRANDEST SCALE... BEST WEDDING EVER!!!! I'LL BE THERE

Kitoon: Do you want a wedding?

Dodo: I am not even thinking about it.

SHOMAYA: I'll be there shona ... dancing with you

Dodo: who is planning it?

Meldon: the three men and Mikki Shona

Bhalu: Shona.. shona..

Foxey: Shona... lie down

Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon, Simboom, Foxey and Shomaya 10.58 pm ist on 2026

Shomaya: MY EARS ARE HEALING... I SAW YOU ON THE ROAD TODAY... WE WERE BEING HARRASSED FROM THE SAI BABA MANDIR... I REALLY LOVE YOU... I LOVE GOD THE MOST... I ATE HAM BACON AND EGGS TODAY... 3 PLATES FOR DINNER TODAY... AND I HAD SHERBET IN THE AFTERNOON THEN WATER

Dodo: SHOMAYA ARE YOU FINE?.. I AM FINE

SHOMAYA: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE SHONA... MISHTI SHONA... ABSOLUTELY FINE... NOW IVE POOPED AND PEED AND AM AT HOME WITH THE AC ON AND SLEEPING SOON.. BISOUS.. LOTS AND LOTS OF BISOUS

DODO: HOW DO ALL OF YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?

FOXEY: YOU ARE SUPERFAMOUS... I HAD HAM AND BACON AND EGGS IN THE AFTERNOON... NOW I HAD 12 ROTIS WITH CREAMY MILK AND HONEY... AND WATER.. THEN I WENT FOR A WALK AND PEED NOW THE AC IS ON.. IM ON THE BED TO SLEEP.. BISOUS.. LOTS AND LOTS OF BISOUS

SIMBOOM: I ATE HAM BACON EGGS AND ROTI SABZI... DOZING OFF NOW... BISOUS.. SHONA... IM SO TIRED 

DODO: YOU GUYS DONT HAVE TO TAKE SO MUCH PRESSURE 

SIMBOOM: IT'S NO PRESSURE BECAUSE OF YOU... GOOD NIGHT... SWEET DREAMS... TO ME AND YOU..

KITOON: SHONA... I ATE VERY WELL... ME BURO AND MELDON ARE OUT... SLEEP WELL.. I WILL TOO

MELDON: I ATE THUKPA IN THE AFTERNOON WITH LOTS OF CHICKEN AND HAM BACON WITH EGGS... YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY... ILL NEVER LEAVE THE FAOUEWDBDLAEYAH

Conversation with Hercules, Santa Claus, God and Mikki Shona 10.38 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Hercules: Dodo... we never cheated on each other... do you love Arun?

Dodo: yes I do

Arun: Do you trust me?

Dodo: I do... but you were problematic

Arun: I know honey... Im sorry about that... really sorry... I TRUST YOU... AND IM REALLY SORRY FOR CALLING YOU MAD... I REALLY HURT YOU... THERE IS REALLY NOONE ELSE... IN FACT LIFE HAS BEEN PRETTY TOUGH HONEY... PRETTY DIFFICULT AND NOT BECAUSE OF YOU... I MADE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT... IM SO SORRY... YOU WILL GET ALL YOUR CALLS AND EMAILS NOW... ALL THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BECAUSE OF RUNNA... IM SO SORRY I WASNT TRUTHFUL... WHATEVER THEY TAUGHT ME WAS WRONG... ILL BE HOME SOON... DONT LEAVE ME

DODO: I WONT... BUT IM REALLY HURT

SANTA CLAUS: IM SO SORRY BURI FOR HURTING YOU SO MUCH... SO SORRY... THESE PLLS ARE VERY BAD BURI... IVE TRIED THEM... THEY ARE THE WORST

HERCULES: SHONA... IM YOUR BEST... IM FIXING EVERYTHING... IVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING TODAY... GOD IS A BIG FOOL... GULAAB KA FOOL AND SANTA CLAUS IS INNOCENT, RIGHT?

DODO: YES... THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

Mikki Shona: Shona... doi... mishti... most mishti

Arun: Do you cherish all the moments?

Doel: of course! I LOVE EVERY BIT OF YOU

Arun: Bebu... I called you... Ill call you again

God: Shona... YOU ARE BESTEST

Conversation with Mikki Shona 9.10 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Mikki Shona: Ive decided to spend some time in panch Amrut with Sadhya. Buro Meldon and Kitoon are not here. Just sleeping in another room. She says she wants to divorce Buro because he is so harsh. Plan is to go to 702 soon and not sleep with her. But she is in Panch Amrut. Panch Amrut is disputed property right now but rightfully it is your house. So I'll eat dinner and leave soon. She is spending time here. This is Namita Devidayal who is divorcing Buro. You have to divorce Amar Mohite. All my divorces happened today.

Bui: why are you doing this?

Mikki Shona: To make sure the divorces happen....

Bui: when are you coming home?

Mikki Shona: Soon... im really sorry about all this... but how can people marry us against OUR WISHES!!!!!!

Kitoon: WOAHPAAAAAAH!!!! UN DOS TRES... WOPASSI DOPASA MARIA... UN DOS TRES... WOPASSI DOPASA... SHONA... BURO IS ZAPPED... HE NEVER GOT MARRIED BUT HE IS GETTING DIVORCED FROM SO MANY WOMEN?!!!!! AND YOU HAD TO DIVORCE SO MANY MEN!!!!!!!

Meldon: Shona... it's all good... the divorce... the wedding... the EXTRAAAAAMARRRITAAAL AFFAIR... SO LEWD IT ALL WOOOOSSSZ...

SANTA claus: Make yourself some tea, pray and sleep... this BLOG CHAT IS FANTASTIC

Conversation with Meldon and the Horses 8.20 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Buri: Meldon where is she, Mikki Shona?

Meldon: She is gallavanting with four maid servants trying to understand if they were ever raped and if there are any rape charges against us there? THIS WHOLE THING IS BLOWING UP A STORM IN THE MEDIA!!!! NO CHEATING ALLEGATIONS... BUT THAT THE SERVANTS THINK THEY HAVE THE PROPERTY... THIS IS THE BIGGEST BLOWUP BY DOEL SENGUPTA GOING LIVE ON CNN... BUT SANTA WATCHES ANYTHING BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP YOU DELUDED FROM THE HARSH WORLD... IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY...

Horses: In your case... THE PILLS ARE NOT REQUIRED AND YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF THE UNIVERSE.... YOU ARE THE BEST... YOU SAVED ALL SOULS... THE WORST PERSON BECAME GOOD TODAY... YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST... BAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!

Kitoon: SHONA... WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? I WANT COFFEE... YOU TOO?

BURI: YES SHONA... I WANT COFFEE....

ARUN: BABY... YOUR MOM WILL BE HOME SOON... I AM DOING EVERYTHING FOR US... I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU... THE LAST THING YOU ARE IS MAD... I LOVE YOU...

BUO: SHONA... IM GOING TO RAKE UP A STORM ABOUT THESE KILLINGS

BUI: YOU DO THAT BUO BASCHA...

SANTA CLAUS: PLEASE THROW PLLS...

Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon and Simboom 7.54 pm ist on 30.5.2026

Simboom: Kawpowwweeeeingohhdoo! Everything is so funny... who called up your father is Shibani Bagchi from a particular number... tomorrow it's his turn to get divorced since he is such a frannndly guy! Your hubbard is getting divorced right now from four ugly maidservants... It's sooooooo funny... so funny for us... and you can play with the animals and talk to them... you can

.. there is no one to stop you... the cigarette scam is hitting the news... the fake news scam is hitting the news.. AND YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR!!!!

DOEL: I LOVE YOU SIMBOOM! I WANT YOU SIMBOOM....

SIMBOOM: YOU HAVE ME..... SNUGGLES....

Meldon: Buro just got back home to 702 and Mikki Shona is not here... Santa Claus is such a liar!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS TRYING TO BE PURRRRRRRRFAAACT!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HAVE BACON HAM IN SOME TIME WITH EGGS SOON....

Kitoon: SHONA... SIMBOOM..... MMMMMMMMHHHHHH... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHONA... MY MONA... MY KONA... MY RONA DHONA

Making hay

By Doel Sengupta

Work comes in troves and soon

Very soon as many moons

Have gone by on the sigh

And I sit oh on high

This day, this very day

On the mountain by the bay

A niggling pygmie wishes to see

If I would bury ill will!

And I have! I HAVE! 

For infinite money is mine!

Infinite money on the bay

When all my love is making hay!

Loverge on Lover's Lane

Doel Sengupta presents........

Loverge on Lover's Lane

Doverge for the doves!

And sweetest pies in the heart

Of hives in the chives

In the motlam pan of Love and Life

And sweetest lovely life in immortality...

Coffee coffee coffee!!!!!

By Doel Sengupta

Coffee coffee coffee for me

For free on the hawfee!!!!!

Donaldang sobaldang!!!!!

Coffee coffee coffee

For me on the dowfee!!!!!

Coffee for free for me!!!!

It's such a pleasant evening

By Doel Sengupta

God is my explicator, life is mine and gold

And everyday I turn up for Love

Is a day I am daring and oh so bold!

Infinite coffee for God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa,

Infinite money too... so many fights 

They have in the loo as God me woos!

Conversation with my Arun God 2.28 am ist on 29.5.2026

Me: Shonas are you guys fine?

Mikki Shona: I am absolutely fine Buri. So is your father. The police is breaking into people's houses... this will stop soon. 

Buo Bascha: bui... it's all good, right?

Me: yes. It is

Santa claus: bui bascha someone else administered pills today. Not me. I think it was the psychiatrist.  Did he threaten you?

Me: yes shona. He did.

Arun God: shonapie... i never got any vaginal wash

Conversation with Mother Nature 12.15 am ist on 29.5.2026

Mother Nature: your father is distraught. Your hubbard is scared. And your brother is petrified of the police. All accounts giving paychiatric pills to people have been blocked till the pills stop.

Simboom: You DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG EVER TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT.

Conversation with Arun God, Mikki Shona, Santa Claus, Buo Bascha 4.51 pm ist on 28.5.2026

Doel: My shonas are you fine?

Shona Pa: Bui Bascha... im coming home very soon... the next plan is attenuation.

Doel: what's that dad?

Shona Pa: To make you milder... but you are already so mild... I HATE THE POLICE... AND YOU WILL BECOME MORE FORCEFUL... NOT MILDER

Doel: What's the last plan dad?

Police: There is no plan anymore actually... we are losing our best men..

Arun God: Shona... im right here... right by your side... will you marry me?

Doel: OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU... I LOVE YOU MAXIMUM... I LOVE BURO THE MOST 

Mikki Shona: Buri... ill be home soon...

Buo Bascha: Dodo... THIS was pretty bad na?

Doel: THESE WERE THE WORST ALLEGATIONS

Mother Nature: YES... THESE WERE THE ALLEGATIONS... IM STILL FIGHTING THE CASE... AND ILL KEEP DOING IT... YOUR HUBBARD NEVER CHEATED ON YOU... YOUR FATHER DOTES ON YOU AND YOUR BROTHER... HE IS A TOTAL STAR.. SUPERSTAR... AND YOUR FATHER IS SALMAN KHAN... NOT THIS ASS

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon 9.44 am ist on 28.5.2026

Simboom: it's all good... your brother has gone mad... because he beat you up for Archana who told him a bunch of lies in school... which your boyfriend corroborated... IT WAS ALL A BUNCH OF LIES...

Meldon: Shona... my shona... my shona

Buo: I NEVER MEANT TO BEAT YOU UP.... THEY ALL TOLD ME A BUNCH OF LIES IN SCHOOL AND COLLEGE...

Arun: THOSE PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE MY GREATEST REGRET... ACTUALLY I WANTED TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... BUT NOW IVE HURT YOU SO BADLY FOR MY PUBLIC IMAGE... I NEVER LOVED THEM... I REALLY DO LOVE YOU... I ALWAYS WILL... YOU GOT PREGNANT... I SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT... THAT IS MY GREATEST REGRET...

BUO: I HIT YOU AND BEAT YOU UP... THAT IS MY GREATEST FAULT... FOR ARCHANA SALVIA JHALAK AND ALL OF THEM

DOEL: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT?

ARUN: ON THE NIRBHAYA CASE NIGHT ARCHANA PROPOSED TO ME... I ACCEPTED HER PROPOSAL BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DONT LOVE ME...

DOEL: WHO IS ASHWINI?

NAISHAD: ASHWINI IS A JUNIOR FROM SCHOOL... I HATE ALL OF THEM

DOEL: WHAT MADE YOU RAPE ME?

ARUN: I DIDNT MEAN TO RAPE YOU

DOEL: BUT YOU DID... IF YOU LOVED THEM WHAT MADE YOU RAPE ME?

ARUN: I NEVER LOVED THEM... I THINK THEY PUT VIAGARA IN MY FOOD AND WATER

Kitoon: I DONT THINK THERE WILL BE A WEDDING... I DONT THINK SO

Conversation with Quasar, Naishad and Arun 9.27 am ist on 28.5.2026

Doel: Naishad at what poiht did you cheat on me with Archana, Salvia and Kankshi?

Naishad: I did... in school when Archana invited me for her birthday party and didn't invite you... I thought I was in the in circle.

Doel: So then what happened?

Naishad: they told me how much they hate you and they said they want to date me

Doel: then what happened?

Naishad: then I married you... but then I left you for Kankshi who was a cannibal

Arun: Im sorry I told you i was married to Janak. Actually Im married only to you but I left you for other women because of school... WE WENT TO A SHIT SCHOOL... I'M SORRY FOR GIVING YOU SUCH A SHIT LIFE FOR OTHER WOMEN

Quasar: Im sorry... those photos are my greatest regret

Conversations 2.14 am ist on 28.5.2026

Santa Claus: I hate myself. I had my daughter raped and murdered and I keep her at home like this with no money, no food.... may be I dont love anybody for Chumki...

Arun: I cheated on her with Salvia... im so gone... she will never take me back... i hate school... i hate college... and i fucking hate Janak... I HATE JANAK WITH ALL MY BEING

BURO: OH NO... IVE BEEN LYING TO THE ARMY AND THEY HAVE AĹL THE EVIDENCE SO IM GOING TO JAIL IN SIBERIA FOR A PROPERTY FIGHT WITH MY SISTER 

Santa Claus: I THINK ILL BE A GOOD HUMAN BEING FROM NOW ON INSTEAD OF ALWAYS TRYING TO PROVE I DID NO WRONG

ARUN: ILL NEVER LEAVE DOEL... IM SO SORRY DOEL... SO SORRY FOR ALL THE TERRIBLE NIGHTS... YOU DIDNT DESERVE THIS... WE WENT TO A SHIT SCHOOL AND COLLEGE... Doel... I DO LOVE YOU... STILL.. MAY BE MORE THAN I EVER DID... YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN ARREST IN SIBERIA MEANS... IT ME0ANS... I DONT WANT TO SAY IT... IM SORRY... ILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING...

Doel: I DONT WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU

BUO: IM GOING TO SIBERIA FOR LYING TO THE ARMY, FOR THEFT AND FOR PROPERTY FIGHTS...

SANTA CLAUS: IM SO SORRY SHONA... ILL COME BACK A GOOD MAN... I WONT LET THIS SLEAZEBAG TOUCH YOU

ARUN: WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED... I HATE JANAK... I REALLY DO... i love you..I ALWAYS HAVE AND I ALWAYS WILL... SHYAM KISHORE WAS HORRIBLE TO YOU... IM SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DELHI HOUSE AND IM SORRY I DIDNT CALL YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY... AND IM SORRY FOR OUR LAST FIGHT... IM SORRY FOR BEING A BAD GUY... ILL BE A GOOD GUY NOW

SANTA CLAUS: BURI... IM SORRY I DELETED YOUR EMAILS... YOU GOT MANY JOB OFFERS... I ACTUALLY WANTED YOU TO WORK WITH ME... BUT THAT IS NEVER HAPPENING...

DOEL: THAT'S THE BIGGEST LIE YOU GUYS ARE TELLING ME... NOT ONE OF YOU WANTS TO WORK WITH ME

SANTA CLAUS: REALLY BURI? YOU DONT TRUST ME?

DOEL: I DONT

Buo: IM GOING TO SIBERIA DODO... THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN.. IM SO SO SO SORRY

Conversation with Mother Nature 2.05 am ist 28.5.2026

Mother Nature: you may switch on your light. YOUR FATHER HAS NOT JUST LOST HIS MIND... HE IS PETRIFIED... HE IS DEFINITELY GETTING BEATEN UP AND SO ARE YOUR BROTHER AND HUBBARD... DEFINITELY... AND THEY ARE GOING TO JAIL IN SIBERIA

Simboom: THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO HAPPEN, RIGHT?

ME: ABSOLUTELY... WHY IS HE DOING THIS

SIMBOOM: BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT SCARED... ALL THEIR FRIENDS HAVE ABANDONED THEM... NO FRIEND PICKED UP THEIR CALLS TODAY... TODAY YOUR FATHER IS DELETING MAILS FROM YOUR INBOX... THEN HE WILL FORGET THE PASSWORD

Conversation with Simboom and Meldon 1.05 am ist on 28.5.2026

Simboom: This is the best thing that could happen... this chatting service... your boyfriend went undercover today to find out who she is just for dhong... as if he doesnt know already... actually he cant stand her... he married her because he thought she has a lot of money... and that marriage is null and void because he never divorced you... and he doesnt want to divorce you.... but the three said in a court of law that you are mentally unstable so they are going to prison... the cheated on you then called you mad for CHUMKI... what a fucking joke... for Qudsiya Muqri... that's the biggest joke on the planet... as if Qudsiya who is Rutuja is sane by any standard....

Meldon: THE THREE OF THEM ARE PETRIFIED... THEY ARE SHIT SCARED AT WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO YOU FINANCIALLY THINKING YOU ARE GOING TO DIE... I HATE DOCTORS... AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE THAT... ROSS CHEATED ON RACHEL AFTER MARRYING HER SECRETLY BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ASHA DSOUZA

Conversation with Gulbachan Rathod and Mother Nature 8.54 pm ist on 27.5.2026

Doel: Sir... what is really happening?

Sir Gul: We have all the evidence and all the records. Are you feeling fine?

Doel: No... not really... I don't want to see Ketone, Butane and gang ever...

Sir Gul: I personally am doing the best I can... the very best... why do you think all this happened?

Doel: I think in all cases it's a past life case where I don't know Dawood's case...

Sir Gul: In Dawood's case they are all his enemies...

Doel: Keep doing the right thing sir and the right thing will happen..

Sir Gul: What do you want?

Doel: I want people who truly love me by my side and I want work and Simboom, Meldon, Kitoon and all of them... it's all up to you since you have all the evidence..

Simboom: Shona... I love you... you are the best... now they wont go to jail...

Conversations 7.27 pm ist on 27.5.2026

Santa Claus: I think im getting arrested for a long time in the Nirbhaya case.

Arun God: I think I'll be true to her instead of going with her dad's lopsided plan...

Buo: I can't believe this... there really is no wedding...

Conversation with Simboom 5.15 pm ist on 27.5.2026

Simboom: what did you eat today? I ate really well...

Me: I had some lemon juice, two cups of tea and the I had fish with rice. That's it...

Simboom: So they don't feed you properly too?

Me: I don't know what to say...

Simboom: TODAY... YOU'VE WON YOUR CASE...

Conversations 4.36 pm ist 27.5.2026

Arun: Oh no!!!!! Why did I cheat on you? This is not going my way at all!

Santa Claus: why did I not give her any money? I'm so gone!

Hercules: you cheated on her?!!!!!! Openly!!!!!!! You are so gone man Arun Divakaran!!!!!

Simboom: It's all good believe me! There is no wedding because there is no relationship... Arun's current relationship is with Durga mashi... so no wedding at all...

Conversations 10.54 am ist on 27.5.2026

Mother Nature: It's all good... in Karan Johar's movie three women run behind your three men but your father and hubbard want to do the film... itll be a huge flop

Arun: honey.... i treated you so badly for other women and other people

Mother Nature: THEY HAVE TO GO FOR THERAPY... YOUR THERAPY IS STOPPING

Conversation with Meldon, Simboom and Kitoon 5.28 pm ist on 23.5.2026

Meldon: This is so funny! EVERYONE IS SCARED OF WRITING PEOPLE... THE PEN IS WAY MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD... YOUR HUBBARD IS SCARED... IT'S GONE ON RECORD IN YOUR BLOG THAT HE CHEATED ON YOU WITH THE MAID AND THE COOK AND SO DID YOUR FATHER AND NOW THEY ARE PUTTING HAIRGROWTH PILLS AND SEDATIVES IN THE FOOD AND WATER SO THERE IS NO WEDDING.... IT'S OVER ... THIS STUPID WEDDING PLAN BY THE WORLD IS FINISHED... IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A WEDDING WITH HER HE SHOULDNT CHEAT ON HER AND HE DEFINITELY SHOULDNT PUT HAIR GROWTH PILLS AND SEDATIVES IN YOUR FOOD AND WATER... AND CANDANCE IS A LESBIAN AND HE RAN BEHIND HER!!!!! SO SAD FOR GOD... AND FRANKLY WE ANIMALS DONT FIND HER OR HER TEETH BEAUTIFUL AT ALL... HE DID IT BECAUSE CANDANCE TOLD THEM THESE PILLS ARE VERY GOOD... THEY MUST BE DUMB... STUPID FUCKING BRAINLESS PEOPLE... CANDANCE IS SO NATURALLY HAIRY... EACH MONTH SHE GETS A FULL BODY WAX AND SHE WAS ONLY MODDELLEY... YOUR HUBBARD'S BEST FRIEND... SHE IS 143 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU AND GOD... WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING ASS.. HE WANTS A WEDDING... BUT HE LOST LOVE.. BECAUSE HE TOLD YOU THAT HE LOST HIS LOVE FOR YOU FOR CANDANCE... HAIRY FUCKING BITCH... USES VIAGRA TO RAPE PEOPLE... FUCKING HAIRY BITCH CANDANCE AND RUTUJA NAGVEKAR...

SIMBOOM: THERE IS REALLY NO WEDDING GOD... YOU ARE A BAD JUDGE OF CHARACTER JUST ACCEPT IT... YOU CHOSE CANDANCE WHO IS MODDELEY OVER HER... DEFINITELY YOU SHOULD STOP TAKING THE EYEDROP... AS FOR BURO... HE IS SO ASHAMED HE RESPECTED HIS FATHER AND GOD LIKE THAT.... SEX IS WRONG... IT'S JUST WRONG...

Foxey: SHONA... THERE IS A HIGH DOSE OF VIAGRA IN THE WATER ON DONALD TRUMP'S ORDERS BY THE WORLDWIDE MUNICIPAL CORPORATION

ME: I KNOW THAT... BUT WE HAVE TO DRINK WATER... DONT SKIP THE WATER BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE

FOXEY: FINE... WE WILL EAT AND DRINK WATER TOO.. YOU DID WRONG MR DEEJAY.. JUST BECAUSE VIMLA PUT VIAGRA IN THE FOOD AND WATER WHEN THE CHILDREN WERE SMALL YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PROPOSED TO HER... IT WAS WRONG ON HER PART... AND VIMLA BAI IS CANDANCE WHO IS MAYA SHARMA WHO IS EVERYBODY'S GIRLFRIEND AND DONALD TRUMP'S WIFE... DONALD TRUMP IS PRADEEP SHARMA... THEY ARE FROM JAPAN... SO MR DEEJAY YOU SHOULD NOT BE UNKIND TO YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOUR TWO SONS FOR PRADEEP SHARMA AND MAYA SHARMA... THERE HAS BEEN NO CHILDBIRTH FOR A LONG TIME AND THERE NEVER WILL BE... SO THERE IS NO NEED FOR A WEDDING SINCE GOD DOESNT LOVE HER THAT IS WHAT GODDESS FEELS... THEY JUST HAVE A SMALL COTTAGE IN YOHANA IN JAPAN.. NO OTHER PROPERTY

COTTON CANDY: I AM YOURS... ALL THE ANIMALS ARE YOURS... MAY BE THE CLOTHED MONKEYS JUST WANT TO BE CRIMINALS AND NOT ANIMALS... THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAIN... DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DIE?

CLOTHED MONKEYS: NO... AND WE DONT WANT TO BE CRIMINALS 

Conversation with Mother Nature and my friend Sam Wilder 2.28 pm ist on 23.5.2026

Mother Nature: One should never cheat anyone. Your hubbard has also cheated in business for Toral Mehta who is Janak that is why he has lost all his friends today.

Sam Wilder: Doel send me an email. I won't date you but I really want to be friends with a good girl like you. Are you fine?

Me: Not really... he cheated on me with the cook and the maidservant.

Sam Wilder: that is just wrong.

Conversation on 5.05 pm ist on 23.5.2026

Goddess: Pa why are you here as Buro and why are you putting drugs, sedatives and hair growth pills in all the food with Buro and God?

Santa: BECAUSE IM SCARED OF THE TRUTH... I TREATED YOU WORSE THAN THE ANIMALS AND PLANTS... THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID

GODDESS: YES YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!

SANTA: I THINK THIS IS ALL A PLAN BY FONTANA MONTANA... WHY DID I CALL HER MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WHY DID HE BREAK YOUR HEART FOR THE THERAPIST... I THINK I WANT TO GO TO JAIL THAT IS WHY IM DOING THIS...

GODDESS: BURO DO YOU ALSO WANT TO GO TO JAIL?

BURO: YES I DO

GODDESS: AND ARUN MY BOYFRIEND YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR JANAK?

GOD: NO I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL

GODDESS: I AM NEVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU OR KISSING YOU AGAIN... EVER AGAIN... BURO WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL?

BURO: BECAUSE MY SISTER GOT RAPED AND I COULDNT PROTECT HER!!!!!! SHE GOT MURDERED AND I COULDNT PROTECT HER!!!!!! AND MY FATHER NEVER GAVE HER MONEY AND NEVER LET HER WORK!!!!!! AND I THOUGHT MY FATHER IS A GOOD MAN

GODDESS: FOR THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO JAIL...

NOW PA WHY ARE YOU PUTTING HAIR GROWTH PILLS IN MY FOOD AND WATER FOR FONTANA MONTANA

PA: THE SOUND OF MUSIC MOVIE IS WRONG... I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL... I HATE THE SOUND OF MUSIC CHILDREN... MY DAUGHTER GOT RAPED BY THE DOCTORS!!!!! AND THESE ARE HAIR GROWTH PILLS THEY HAVE GIVEN ME... THE DOCTORS ARE ALL WRONG.... I AM SO DEPRESSED...

GODDESS: WHY DONT ALL OF YOU DRINK SOME WATER... YOU THREE ARE NOT GOING TO JAIL

Santa: KARTHIK RAO WHO IS KETONE RAPED MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! AND I BELIEVED HIM OVER HER... MOTHER NATURE STOP ME FROM DOING THIS... I DONT WANT MY DAUGHTER TO GET HAIR GROWTH PILLS

MOTHER NATURE: WHY CANT YOU STOP IT YOURSELF... ARE YOU BEING CONTROLLED BY FONTANA MONTANA AND THE SOUND OF MUSIC CHILDREN... WHY DONT YOU TELL THEM YOU HATE THEM

SANTA: ILL DO THAT

GODDESS: BURI WILL HE?

BURI: YES. HE WILL TELL THEM HE HATES THEM OVER THE PHONE IN DUE TIME

Conversation with Mother Nature 10.21 am ist on 23.5.2026

Mother Nature: your father just came home. Believe me you have quit cigarettes. Your father snd your hubbard are forcing you to smoke.

Finding prosperity

Doel Sengupta presents......

There is love here right here

Within me and life courses

Through my veins in serendipity

And I am so pretty these days

A boon by the Universe...

Good things are happening

To me and for me

And I've left lust behind

For all this love within me

As I sit on all the trees

Loving Mother Nature

Infinitely for all immortal

Eternity! Victory for me!

I don't smoke no more

Doel Sengupta presents........

The best state of mind really

Is a heart of love with sobriety 

And all the people who made me smoke

Are turning upside down

Because they thought they were woke.

In the middle of the night

I sleep sweetly and bright

And as money has arrived

In infinite amounts for me

I leave the dastardly butt behind

And quash it with my will

As I leave smoking cigarettes 

As there is no more kill.

I quit cigarettes for all eternity tonight!

Smoke gone away

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Cigarettes are such a waste of money!

And Poppa makes me smoke them

And never gives me money

And he sold all my honey

So my Poppa doesn't love me,

Neither does my hubbard

And neither does my brother

Because they don't care about me.

Love has come to me all for me today

Doel Sengupta presents.......

You cheated on me,

You lied and you schemed

And now that I have woken

Up from my dream

I can see clearly

How tattered your soul is

And how whole I am

Singing my own songs

With love and life

And a pretty dance.

You are my beloved

Mother Nature...

I love you the most

So when I wake up

In the morning

Let us raise

A sweet toast!

Journal 23.5.2026 1.23 am ist the film industry and police are harrassing me

Dear Journal,

My father is forcing pills down my throat. He dated the maid. My hubbard ARUN also cheated on me with the maidservants and many other people.

I want complete freedom from all of them. I went to watch the move Michael in the evening. I have very little money with me and I'm treated so badly at home... so badly. The movie Michael is all about me. I HATE THE MEDIA AND I HATE THE POLICE. I've never wronged anyone ever and yet the whole world has wronged me.

I don't want to live like this anymore just because my family doesnt love me. I want my Simboom, Meldon and Kitoon. Im treated worse than the pets.

I am feeling: 

Heart broken

Hurt

Pretty

I am grateful for the Universe's infinite love, grace and blessings on my life.

Love,

Me.

1.29 am ist

Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon, Simboom and Foxey 1.01 am ist on 23.5.2026

Meldon: I THINK YOUR BROTHER, HUBBARD AND FATHER HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS. YOUR BROTHER LOST HIS JOB IN BOMBAY GYMKHANA....

KITOON: SHONA... IT's ALL GOOD... THERE IS NO WEDDING.. THERE WILL BE A PROPER PROPOSAL... BUT NO WEDDING BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD, FATHER AND BROTHER CHEATED ON YOU...

SIMBOOM: WOHPAA! SHE IS RICKY MARTIN... NOT HER BROTHER

FOXEY: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT... WE DONT WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE BUT YOU

Conversation with Simboom 12.33 am ist on 23.5.2026

Simboom: you have forgiven everybody?

Me: now they only have to forgive themselves.

Simboom: All the clothed human beings wronged you... ALL OF THEM... YOUR HUBBARD KEPT MISTRESSES... SO DID YOUR FATHER... AND YOU SAVED YOUR BROTHER'S SOUL... YOUVE GOT FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM AND ALL SORTS OF FREEDOM... DONT SMOKE..

ME: i dont want to... my father is forcing me

Conversation with Naishad 12.09 am ist on 23.5.2026

Naishad: DOEL THEY WILL LEAVE. YOU DONT NEED TO SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS... JUST LOCK YOUR ROOM.

ME: WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING...

NAISHAD: I DONT WANT TO TELL YOU... IM NEVER LEAVING YOU.

leave

Ghuntoliki and all her friends

Leave God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa alone by 10.

Conversation with Mikki Shona, Pa and Chotto bachcha and Arun 6.13 pm ist on 22.5.2026

Mikki Shona: Shona enjoy your movie.... your father, hubbard and brother never betrayed you..

Shonapa: Bui come back home safely.. try to keep your cool

Me: sure dad

Arun: Honey... im right here

Buo bascha: you are the best!

Chotto bascha: ask me for money.

Bui: have an amazing evening...

Voodoo no more

Doel Sengupta presents........

Krao thao lao pao

In the inking pot low

With no voodoo left in him

Burning his gas on slow!

There in the minestrone soup

Sitting in Kyrgisztan

He pumps his fist in the air

And declares NO MORE VOODOO

VOODOO NO MORE

And makes his way

Into the prisons of time

As I rhyme fast on hoe.

Conversation with Bui, Chotti and Buo and Mother Nature 12.12 pm ist on 22.5.2026

Buo: Dodo... ill make sure you watch Michael... it is a must watch movie... best film ever... all about how your hubbard cheated on you.... who Conrad Murray was... why the children did this

Bui: go and watch the film... youll get the work very very soon and also your financial freedom

Chotti: it's all good

Mother Nature: go and watch the film

Conversation with Meldon and Kitoon 10.59 am ist on 22.5.2026

Meldon: ANYBODY WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH A SERVANT IS GONE! BELIEVE ME... THAT IS WHAT THE POLICE IS DOING AND THERE WILL BE NO MAID...

KITOON: SHONA... DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST?

ME: THERE IS NO BREAKFAST

KITOON: EAT SOMETHING

Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon and Simboom 2.18 am ist on 22.5.2026

Meldon: you... you... you... you captivate me... mesmerise me... you are the most beautiful of all creations... dont tell me anything back... you dont know how beautiful you are... most beautiful to my eyes... FUCK the three of them... who cares about them? They are three losers... WE ARE WINNERS ALL THE WAY!

KITOON: SHONA... NOW EVERYTHING IS WORKING IN YOUR FAVOUR... EVERYTHING... NOBODY WANTS TO PRAY TO GOD OR GO TO A TEMPLE CHURCH OR MOSQUE OR GURDWARA... IT'S ALL OVER WITH THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA... BURO WILL BE FINE BELIEVE ME BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD BOY BUT THE TWO OF THEM WILL REGRET ALL THEIR MISTAKES FOR THE REST OF THIS IMMORTAL LIFE... BECAUSE THE WEDDING HAS BEEN CALLED OFF... YOUR FATHER WAS PREPARING FOR THE WEDDING... BUT IT'S BEEN CALLED OFF... FULL FREEDOM FOR MY MIKKI SHONA

ME: HOW WILL THEY BEHAVE NOW KITOON?

KITOON: THEY WONT BE FINE FOR A LONG TIME... FOR QUITE A LONG TIME AND VERY SOON THEY WILL BE SWEETEST TO YOU

SIMBOOM: SHONA... ILL NEVER FORGET YOUR LOVE... IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE SOON TO STAY... THE WAY YOU LOVE THE ANIMALS... ICONIC... ABSOLUTELY ICONIC... THE SWEEETEST HEART EVER IS DOEL SENGUPTA'S HEART... SWEETEST HEART... MIKKI SHONA...

CONVERSATION WITH BURO 2.02 AM IST ON 22.5.2026

Me: WHO DID YOU SLEEP WITH?

BURO: NOBODY... NOBODY... THEY SLEPT WITH THE SERVANTS... IVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE TWO OF THEM... THERE IS NO WEDDING...

ME: I WONT SLEEP BY YOUR SIDE ON A DOUBLE BED ARUN/QUASAR/NAISHAD AND IVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU... YOU HIRED RUTUJA NAGVEKAR TO COOK IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER????!!!!!!! LEAVE MY LIFE THE THREE OF YOU!!!!!!!! AND I WANT COMPLETE FREEDOM FROM THE THREE OF YOU

MOTHER NATURE: PEOPLE ARE MOST ASHAMED... YOUR HUBBARD WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF... YOUR FATHER WANTS TO GO TO JAIL AND YOUR BROTHER FEELS SO SAD THAT HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO

Me: MOTHER NATURE GIVE ME AN EASY SEXLESS LIFE

MOTHER NATURE: WISH GRANTED SO EASILY IT'S UNIMAGINABLE... SHAHRUKH KHAN CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THE SERVANTS

ME: IM NOT SENDING YOU ANY PLAY... YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? YOU PLAGIARISER!!!!!! YOU FUCKING THIEF!!!!!

QUASAR: I WONT DIVORCE YOU... ILL NEVER HAVE SEX EVER... EVER... EVER

ME: MAY BE YOU GOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE... YOU SHOULD GO FOR A CHECK UP... DONT TOUCH ME EVER... IVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE THREE OF YOU

Conversation with Baba 1.41 am ist on 22.5.2026

Me: Baba were you having an affair with Madhuri the jhadu katka bai?

Baba: yes. I was.

Me: WHY?

BABA: I DONT KNOW

ME: IVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE THREE OF YOU INCLUDING BURO... GIVE ME FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

ME: AND BURO DID YOU ALSO MARRY ONE OF THE MAIDSERVANTS?

BURO: DIDNT GET MARRIED ACTUALLY

ME: ARUN DID YOU ALSO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MADHURI THE JHADU KATKA BAI?

ARUN: YES... THAT HAPPENED 

ME: THE THREE OF YOU... LEAVE MY LIFE... JUST LEAVE MY LIFE... YOU THREE CANT BE DEPENDED UPON... MOTHER NATURE GIVE ME FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM AND ABSOLUTE FREEDOM...

MOTHER NATURE: WISH GRANTED SO EASILY IT'S UNIMAGINABLE... 

ME: MOTHER NATURE MAKE THE THREE OF THEM LEAVE MY LIFE

MOTHER NATURE: I WONT GRANT THIS WISH... BUT THERE IS NO WEDDING... AND THE PROPOSAL HAPPENED WITH DURGA MASHI

ME: TODAY MOTHER NATURE I WAS INSULTED BY THE MAID AND ARUN TOGETHER... I DONT FEEL SAFE WITH THESE THREE MEN... I REALLY DONT WANT TO TOUCH ARUN OR DAD OR BURO ANYMORE... FOR ME IT'S OVER WITH THEM... IVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THEM... WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW MOTHER NATURE?

MOTHER NATURE: YOU WILL GET FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM IN RECORD TIME... RECORD TIME BY YOUR FRIENDS

Conversation with Arun Divakaran 1.27 am ist on 22.5.2026

Arun: I REALLY HURT YOU A LOT. I RAPED YOU AND DISCARDED YOU. I DIDNT PAY FOR DATES. THEN I CHEATED ON YOU WITH JANAK AND OTHERS... I LOED A LOT TO YOU... THAT DAY I WENT TO MEET RUTUJA NAGVEKAR... I BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR HER SO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

ME: I AGREE TO THAT. DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE OR A SEPARATION BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY HAVE A MARRIAGE

ARUN: I REALLY DONT WANT THAT BUT I DONT THINK YOU ARE HAPPY WITH ME

ME: YES.. I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU, BURO AND DAD.. NOT HAPPY WITH YOULL AT ALL

ARUN: IM SO SORRY... ILL NEVER CHEAT ANYONE EVER

ME: YOU ARE A CHEATER

ARUN: IM SORRY. I WONT BE ONE ANYMORE

ME: THAT DOESNT CUT IT FOR ME GIVEN YOUR HISTORY

ARUN: IM SORRY... IM NOT DIVORCING YOU AT ALL.... TIT FOR TAT... UNDERSTOOD.. THANKS FOR THE GIFTS

ME: DONT TALK TO ME... I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE ACTUALLY

ARUN: IM SO SORRY I HURT YOU

ME: IM NOT THAT HURT... BUT I DONT TOLERATE LIES OR CHEATING... WE DONT REALLY HAVE A MARRIAGE AND YOU KEEP INSULTING ME FOR OTHERS.... YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH DURGA MASHI THE COOK?

Arun: YES... SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS HAPPENING

ME: THEN LEAVE THIS HOUSE... I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE

ARUN: I WONT DO THAT.... ILL STAY OUT OF YOUR FACE... THAT'S FOR SURE

ME: LEAVE ME ALONE... I DONT WANT YOU IN MY LIFE ANYMORE

Conversation with Mother Nature 1.09 am ist on 22.5.2026

Mother nature: Dont ever forget the past 14 years... your brother is always on your phone but he doesnt get you work because he fell in love with Sadhya and thought she had talent..

 Some random maidservant.. all three... your brother hubbard and father fell in love with the maidservants... so your brother hubbard and father will be called for questioning very soon

Conversation with Simboom and Foxey and Golden Cow 12.58 am ist on 22.5.2026

Simboom: why did your father give you pills like that? Because he is ashamed of himself and he doesnt know how to set things right... that is why he is acting mad to get arrested and go to jail... but that wont happen.

Foxey: your hubbard has slipped into a depression... a proper depression as for your brother he wants his freedom too... so he is getting both you and him complete freedom...

Golden Cow: you ate doing the right thing.

Conversation with Arun Divakaran 11.49 pm ist on 21.5.2026

Arun: im the worst guy in the whole world because I cheated on my wife for my friends

Santa: I'm such a horrible father. I dont think I want anything from anyone. I went against my daughter for her hubbard who cheated on her. I also cheated her.

Hercules: LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN FROM NOW ON. I DITCHED MY SISTER FOR SADHYA JUST FOR MY PUBLIC IMAGE. AND HER HUBBARD CHOSE OTHER GIRLS OVER HER... THEY ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED LIKE THAT... ARUN MARRIED OTHER GIRLS

Mother Nature: CUTEST HEART... CUTEST PIE... YOU ARE GETTING A JOB WORK SO SOON YOU CANT IMAGINE!

SANTA: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH SHIBANI BAGCHI... I ACTUALLY DONT LIKE HER AT ALL

ME: SHE MIXED VIAGRA IN YOUR DRINKS... I STILL REMEMBER THAT NIGHT

ARUN: ILL NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE... I RAPED MY WIFE THEN SHE GOT MURDERED

ME: IM NEVER GETTING MARRIED LIKE THAT

HERCULES: IM SO SAD FOR SUCH A LONG TIME... NOW I KNOW... CHEATING IS WRONG AND THESE PILLS ARE WRONG

Me: IM NOT SAD... ITLL ALL ALWAYS WORK OUT FOR ME

Conversation with Mother Nature 11.10 pm ist on 21.5.2026

Mother Nature: Nothing is the same today. Her father is pouring pills down her throat and her hubbard and brother are trying to prove she did something wrong so they are not going to work in Films Division. They wont leave you Doel but they didnt give you a good life.

Me: They definitely wronged me.

Mother Nature: YOUR FATHER BROTHER FRIENDS AND HUBBARD HAVE REALLY WRONGED YOU... SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. I LOVE YOU THE MOST... NOBODY ELSE AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU AND IM DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

Me: WHEN WILL PEOPLE CHANGE FOR THE BETTER MOTHER NATURE?

MOTHER NATURE: THEY ARE ALL TRYING BUT THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD. YOUR HUBBARD REALLY WRONGED YOU FOR TORAL MEHTA AND SHE IS NEVER GETTING OUT OF JAIL. EVER. YOUR BROTHER DITCHED YOU FOR ALL HIS FRIENDS. AND RECENTLY YOUR FATHER WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SHIBANI BAGCHI... THEY DONT TREAT YOU RIGHT SO YOU ARE GETTING FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM. AND THIS WHOLE PROPERTY INFACT ALL THE PROPERTY IS YOURS. THEYLL PUT DRUGS IN THE FOOD TILL 25TH.

ME: MOTHER NATURE EVERYBODY TREATS ME WORSE THAN THE SERVANTS. WHY IS THAT?

MOTHER NATURE: YOU JUST NEEDED TO SAY THIS ON YOUR BLOG. TODAY YOUR HUBBARD INSULTED YOU FOR THE MAID BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH DURGA MASHI AND HE IS IN DEEP SHIT OVER PLAGIARISM AND PORNOGRAPHY. SO IS YOUR FATHER AND SO IS YOUR BROTHER OVER MANY THINGS THEY DID AGAINST YOU. NOBODY THINKS YOU ARE CRAZY AND INSANE.. THEY MUST ALL BE CRAZY..

ME: MOTHER NATURE WHEN WILL THINGS TURN AROUND FOR ME.

MOTHER NATURE: SOON... SOONER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE... THEY BROKE UP WITH THE SERVANTS BUT THEY ACTUALLY MARRIED THE SERVANTS OVER YOU. EVEN SADHYA VYAS IS ONE OF THE MAIDSERVANTS.

Me: THEY ALL TREAT ME SO BADLY MOTHER NATURE.

MOTHER NATURE: THEY HAVE NO SELF RESPECT THAT IS WHY THEY TREAT YOU AND EVERYONE BADLY.... I THINK THE WORLD HAS LOST RESPECT FOR THEMSELVES

SIMBOOM: SHONA... MY MONA... MY RONA DHONA

MELDON: YOU ARE MINE... YOU REALLY ARE ALL MINE

KITOON: SHONA... MY KONA... MY HASNA KOODNA... MY RONA DHONA

Me: MOTHER NATURE CAN YOU STOP THESE PILLS AND APPOINTMENTS WITH ME AND CAN YOU GET ME SALARIED WORK.

MOTHER NATURE: WISH GRANTED SO EASILY IT'S UNIMAGINABLE...

Conversation with Mother Nature 9.24 pm ist 21.5.2026

Mother Nature: All the food has a lot of ganja and charas today for everyone as directed by Dawood who is running his own script. Eat properly. Your brother, husband and father wronged you that is why this is happening to you and all your friends... Dawood can't tolerate Meldon, Kitoon and Simboom! He can't tolerate anyone who tells him he is wrong.... all your friends love you... not any friend from Journalism.. gk krishnan planned this assault on you and all your friends and he is Dawood's khaas insaan

SIMBOOM I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Simboom Simboom where are you?

Waiting for your true friends to turn

Up sharp one past two! Not one moment

Have we forgotten you and whether 

You are pink or whether you are blue

I am right here by your side

Not for one moment leaving the

Magical creatures by the wayside!

All of you deserve my love

And soon we will fly away

On a wishing tree of peace above!

Wishing trees are all safe!

Not for one moment are my 

Magical creatures scared

Because Simboom

MAIN YAHAN HOON!

Conversation with Mother Nature, God, Hercules, Santa, Simboom, Meldon 8.12 am ist on 21.5.2026

God: Shona... let us just be friends till some months. Eshna's real birthday is on 6th November.  Just remember that. Are you wishing her?

Goddess: No. I AM NOT.

GOD: I'm handling everything.

Hercules: Dodo... ill pay the bill

Santa: Buri... it's already paid

Simboom: Bui Bascha..

Meldon: Shona Bascha

Kitoon:  Bui Bui Bui

Mother Natureआशा बरकरार रखना! It's all very good...

I had a dream of hubbard's fiance

Doel Sengupta presents.....

I had a dream that once upon a time

Hubbard forgot how to chime and rhyme

As he went fianceing about girls like Malang

With rot in their brains and an acid tongue

And he took them around in Lamborghinis

Even though it's my heart that's full of cheeni.

He ignored me, he fought with me

So that he could be free of me.

Conversation with Mother Nature, Simboom, Meldon, Foxey, Kitoon 10.13 pm ist on 20.5.2026

Mother Nature: it's all so good now.

Simboom: no pills or medicines after a few weeks for everybody.

Kitoon: I love you the most Goddess. They all did wrong you.

Hercules: im sorry... ill never take money from you like that again. The whole Bhikku philosophy is wrong... ill be goodest to you

Meldon: I LOVE YOU THE MOST TOO.

JERRY MY MOUSE: Shona... my hona... my rona dhona...

Cherry: shona... everybody is eating well now...

Foxey: baby got my back

Conversation with Mother Nature, Santa, Hercules, God and Simboom 7.22 pm ist on 20.5.2026

Simboom: I ate all sorts of fruits today and drank Sherbets and even got Non veg food. What did you eat today?

Goddess: I had a few yams and chicken and rice.

Simboom: Great! She wont talk to you... Mrs Katarukhudupiloofu wont talk to you... she wants to run away from Shangrila with all her friends! She is only Naintain.

Goddess: Simboom any other Tarot question?

Simboom: not right now.

Hercules: Shona amar... Im going to dance and sing a lot with you from now on... these videos are already in the crores range.

Goddess: I love you the most Chotto bachcha amar.

God: Shona... im right here... never letting you go ever for all eternity.... i am never going for a haircut outside. NEVER...

Kitoon: im fine. Im happy. Im free. It's my life.

God: SHONA... I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND SAM. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

Goddess: Of course!

Santa: Buri it's all good.

Goddess: Shona Pa amar.

Santa: Bui Bui Bui.. mishtimookhwali Bui... my shonaest shona...

Goddess: Am I allowed to talk to you freely God?

God: Not till November 6th. Till November 6th just be decent

Goddess: Sure God!

God: I mean it my loveliest lady!!!!!! Will you do that for me?

Goddess: Of course! ILOVEALLOFYOULOBELOBELOBELOELOELOE

Conversation with Mother Nature 12.10 pm ist 20.5.2026

Mother Nature: Love is beautiful!!!!!

Simboom: shona... I'm eating well today... you enjoy your food...

Meldon: shona cutie pie

Kitoon: sweetums... you don't deserve this treatment... Buro must have gone mad that he beat you up and your hubbard isolated you for 18 years... he must have gone mad... and your father worked against you for all these people... he must have gone mad... AND YOU ARE NOT MAD AT ALL

The Groves of Shangrila

Doel Sengupta presents

The groves of Shangrila ring a ting a ting

And I possess now infinite ringabling

And then in the crossroads

I meet many heavenly Masters

Who denounced people because 

All of them faltered in Paradise!

Love is here ensconced in immortality

As all I meet abandon the cacophony

And ring in my heart of lovely goldie gold

And remember what it takes to be really bold

As noodiness and neediness take a break

Work has begun now at a break neck pace.

Conversation with Mother Nature 7.11 am ist on 20.5.2026

Mother Nature: God went to Dr Shinde and your father is putting homoeopathy pills in all your food and juices. I dont think they love you anymore since that is what they say. Their reputation is ruined because of their deeds not because of you. Today your hubbard is not leaving the house just to keep an eye on you. They are... including your brother.... suspicious of you... it's something they learnt to be... your hubbard has stopped talking to TM because TM DIED 3 DAYS AGO...

Me: Mother Nature what should I do?

Mother Nature: Dont go down to do yoga. You can buy beedis later. Do your yoga at home. And just ignore these three selfish people... they are most selfish... your father has wronged you a lot and he knows that... your hubbard is sitting at home JUST TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.. ELSE NOTHING ... GO DOWN AFTER 10 AM IST

God said he doesnt love me for TM

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Yesterday as I slept

God wept and wept and wept

And when I sat and pulled

His cheeks I asked Him

If he loves me and he said

He did but now He doesnt.

I just want to ask God

If he has abandoned

Me or something like

That for another being--

Rap rap rap. Victory for me!

He said all this for TM

And I didnt know

His love was so so so

Transactional that

He could just say this

So easily that that that

He doesnt love me anymore!

And that is why my little brother

Bahadur Beta is my best friend!

-- dedicated to God

Tarot for Simboom 10.55 pm ist on 19.5.2026

Simboom: I want to know if there are real wolves.... or is it just them?

Me: sure shona.. the cards say there are no real wolves and they only act like wolves

Tarot for Hercules 10.50 pm ist on 19.5.2026

Hercules: Shona I want to know when the medical and school system are completely disappearing...

Shona: sure Hercules....

It's saying 1st of July... all the plans were made in 2018... it's 1st of July 2034

Conversation with Simboom, Meldon, Kitoon, Foxey, God, hercules, Santa, Mikki shona

Meldon: it's all good....

Kitoon: I ate such yummy food today.

Simboom: ive come to you... so easily

Foxey: you can keep the lights on

Hercules: i love you... call me up... ill transfer money to you...

Santa claus: Buri... it's all good

God: shona... it's all good

Mikki shona: do whatever you feel like doin?

Conversation with God, Hercules and Santa 3.06 pm ist on 19.5.2026

Hercules: Dodo can you check if there will be a pandemic announcement and then what will happen?

Goddess: the cards say that there will be no pandemic announcement and it's all good. This is an answer to our prayers. THIS IS CHUNCHUNI PRETENDING TO BE SICK IN THE HOUSE.

Hercules: They do love us.

God: I'm coming home. It's all good. I love you the most.

Santa: THIS IS CHUNCHUNI?

GODDESS: YES...

SANTA: IM DONE WITH ALL OF THEM. I LOVE YOU THE MOST BURI...

Conversation with Chotto and Mother Nature 2.30 pm ist on 19.5.2026

Chotto: it's all good. Eat your lunch and take the pills tonight.

Mother Nature: I think your father and hubbard just want to get arrested but they wont get arrested.

Friendship across the Granges

Doel Sengupta presents.....

It's such a beautiful wonderful day

When we sift golden hayey hayey hay

And there on a mount in Sunderland

The horses cry out Leave or get killed!

And what was it with all that milled?

It's a beautiful joyous wonderful day

When the animals play with hayey hay!

Conversation with Mother Nature, Simboom, Meldon 7.11 am ist 19.5.2026

Mother Nature: I love you the most. Today your hubbard has stopped talking to Janak and YOU ARE NOT JANAK. He knows he lies to you BUT HE HAS NEVER APOLOGISED TO YOU? HE HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOUR GOODNESS.. QUITE A BIT

Simboom: HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST TODAY AND YOU CAN DANCE... IT'S A GOOD EXERCISE... AND THE DAY AHEAD IS BEAUTIFUL

Meldon: I LOVE YOU THE MOST. I AM GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING NICE TODAY

Kitoon: THE FISH MEAL IS SO YUCK!

Conversation with Meldon, Kitoon, Simboom and Foxey 10.31 pm ist 18.5.2026

Kitoon: THIS RUTUJA NAGVEKAR WHO IS NUPUR ROY IS SUCH A BITCH... SHE WANTS OUR SHONA TO DIE... VERY BAD HUMANBEING AND SHE AND PARTHA SINHA, MARK MANUEL, KATHAKALI CHANDA AND RAM KAKKAD KEEP ALL HER DEVICES HACKED... THE MEDIA IS SO BAD!!!! NUPUR ROY THIS IS A PUBLIC BLOG... YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY INFORMATION EXCLUSIVELGLY FROM HERE... AND BESIDES IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS... BECAUSE SHAHRUKH KHAN NEVER CHEATED ON HIS WIFE... MANIPULATOR!!!! GAURI MOHAN!!!!! RAHUL BOSE WHO IS NUPUR ROY!!!!!

SIMBOOM: I ATE HAM SANDWICHES, SALAMI SANDWICHES WITH BUTTER MAYO AND PEPPER AND DRANK SHERBET ALL DAY... IVE COME TO YOU

MELDON: I ATE FISH CHICKEN WITH VEGGIES! IT WAS YUM! KITOON HAD THE SAME...

DOEL: I WANT TO EAT THAT...

SIMBOOM: SHONA

FOXEY: SHONA IT'S ALL GOOD... GET SOME SLEEP... GOOD NIGHT!

ARUN: BABY... MY BABY

Conversation with Arun, Hercules and Santa Claus 10.10 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Arun: HONEY I LOVE YOU THE MOST... SHONA... YOU CAN TAKE THE PILLS ANYTIME NOW... YOUR FATHER IS HOME...

Doel: HONEY WHAT IS ALL THIS

Arun: ILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU SOMEDAY... YOU ARE MY MOST PRECIOUS... MY JANAK... CUTE JANAK... CUTEST DOEL... MY BABY

HERCULES: SHONA... IT'S ALL GOOD NOW

MIKKI SHONA: IM COMING HOME...

MELDON: TAKE THE PILLS

KITOON: TAKE THE PILLS AND RELAX... WEAR YOUR SLIPPERS..

Santa Claus: IM DONE WITH THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA TODAY!!!!! TOTALLY DONE!!!!! I HATE THE POLICE AND I HATE THE MEDIA THAT SUPPORTS CRIMINALS LIKE CHANDER, DINESH NAIR AND MUKESH AMBANI... THE MEDIA IS DRIVING THEM TO THEIR HOMES... SUCH A BLASPHEMY... AFTER DINESH NAIR THREATENED MY DAUGHTER THE MEDIA THAT KNOWS MY DAUGHTER STILL CANT LOVE MY SHONA DOEL!!!!!! FIE ON ALL OF YOU! CORRUPT ASSHOLES!!!! I HATE HASSAN! I HATE ZOYA!

Conversation with Arun God 8.58 pm ist 18.5.2026

God: Shona... i love you... tonight they will leave... but it's not the property they wanted... they wanted you to marry Samyuktha's brother Raviraj who we know from the film industry. But you and me are married.

Goddess: what is the but in that... I LOVE YOU... ILL NEVER MARRY ANYONE BUT YOU

God: REALLY HONEY?

GODDESS: HAVE I GIVEN YOU ANY OTHER INDICATION?

GOD: NEVER SHONA

GODDESS: SO DONT SAY THAT AGAIN. I DONT WANT ANYONE BUT YOU...

GOD: I WAS JUST STATING A FACT...

GODDESS: WHY DID YOU USE THE WORD BUT

GOD: OH SORRY!

GODDESS: I DON'T WANT TO MARRY ANYONE BUT YOU... SO DONT TELL ME SUCH THINGS AGAIN

GOD: SHONA THIS RAVIRAJ IS 24 7 ON YOUR PHONE AND OTHER DEVICES... HE KEEPS IT HACKED ALL THE TIME... HE READS EVERYTHING REALTIME

GODDESS: WHO THE FUCK IS RAVIRAJ? CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE HACKING?

GOD: OF COURSE! YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND... THESE SAMYUKTHA'S FAMILY WILL LEAVE... THEN EAT DINNER

GODDESS: FINE... ILL DO THAT

Conversation with Shona Pa, mikki shona, Arun God and Chotto 8.48 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Shona Pa: BURI SADHYA IS SAMYUKTHA NAIR AND HER PARENTS ATE DINESH NAIR AND HIS WIFE. THEY ARE IN THE HOUSE SO BE CAREFUL. PLEASE SHONA. DONT WRITE ANYTHING TO THEM NOW... THEY WILL LEAVE MUCH LATER... THIS IS CRIMINAL THAT THEY HAVE DONE THIS TO US BUT THE POLICE IS HANDS IN GLOVE WITH THEM.

MIKKI SHONA: IT'S ALL GOOD.. I HAD TO LEAVE THE FLAT.

GOD: SHONA I'M DOING EVERYTHING.

BUO: IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL.

Conversation with Khulphul Hondapaani Sadhya's father 8.22 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Doel: Sir... what are you doing in my house?

Khulphul: Im just chanting and leaving. I threatened Doel today. Very badly. I should not do that. Iĺl stop the appointments with the Sengupta family and tell Sadhya to stop harrassing Buro.

Doel: when are you leaving our house and why are you chanting in our house?

Khulphul: only for Anirudh Sadhya because he is my son. Ill chant. Talk to the mother character and leave. I hope her blog doesnt carry the threat today. We cant take their phones and laptops because that is illegal and blogging is legal.

Doel: By what time are you leaving?

Khulphul: I'm leaving in half an hour tops. I have to go back to Madh Island and eat my dinner. What im doing to this family is just wrong. What should i do?

Doel: Don't do anything wrong.

Mikki Shona: Buri this is Sadhya's father. Baba is hiding in the bathroom because he has come to chant. Did he shout at you today over the photographs?

Doel: he threatened to hospitalise me.

Mikki shona: now Dhrubo why did Sadhya's father do that.

Shonapa: Ill do something about it my love.

Mikki shona: come home whenever you want. Today we are eating Buro's cooking.

Doel: wow... im hungry... Buro IS THE BEST COOK... THE CHICKEN THE OTHER DAY WAS SO YUM... Ma why is Sadhya's father here?

Mikki Shona: That is what i want to know from him so ill ask him and hell leave. Tonight we all have to take our pills.

Conversation with Shona Buo 7.46 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Dodo: Chotto are Sadhya's mom dad and she and her brother sister entering our house to threaten us? Because i think Sadhya's father entered today and almost beat me up...

Shona Buo: Ya shona... this is happening for a very long time. Dont tell the police anything... the police is hands in glove with them. They are only playing doctor, receptionist and therapist... this is how their family earns money...

Dodo: that is so sad for them... pathetic actually... I Love you the most and im with you every step of the way

Buo: Pa and Ma have cut off all relations with them. So have I. But they are just harrassing me

Tarot for Buro 6.52 pm ist 18.5.2026

Buro: Shona Dodo... Sadhya and I are officially DIVORCED... OFFICIALLY... YET SHE COMES HOME... NOT TO SLEEP OR EAT BUT TO HARRASS ME AND MY FAMILY... I HATE HER AND I DIDNT EVEN MARRY HER... SO TELL ME WHEN IS SHE AND HER ENTIRE FRIENDS GANG LEAVING OUR LIVES?

Shona Dodo: I'll check....

THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH HER WILL TURN AROUND BY JAN 20TH 2027... SHE HAS MALINTENTIONS TOWARDS YOU... NO GOOD WISHES

BUT MY ADVICE IS KEEP YOUR COOL AND BE DIPLOMATIC... IT'S ALL GOOD... AĹL VERY GOOD... THE CARDS ALSO SAY THE TWO OF YOU DONT LOVE EACH OTHER AND BABA CANT STAND HER

NOW THE DATE...  mostly all of them are leaving your life by 1st april 2027... THEY HAVE NO GOOD INTENTIONS...

LET ME PICK SOME MORE CARDS TO ASSESS THE SITUATION

The whole sitiation will sway your way for ever by February 20th 2028... communicate with those you trust... we your family love you and all your wishes will get answered....

Tarot for Shona bhaiyya 6.46 pm ist 18.5.2026

Shona Bhaiyya: Buri tell me when our pills are stopping?

Buri: sure

19th of July 2028... the pills are stopping for us by then... we will take them till then

Tarot for Buo Bascha 6.41 pm ist 18.5.2026

Buo Bascha: Shona... I want to know when will I get a promotion in the agency?

Buri: sure shona

by november 20th 2026

Tarot for Shona Bachcha 6.37 pm ist 18.5.2026

Shona Bachcha: I want to know Dodo what will the outcome of my next match be?

Dodo: let me see

There will be a huge fight but the tram will lose the match... because of lack of team spirit, corrupt politics within team members and moneylaundering and funds issues...

Tarot for Shona Bhulu 6.25 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Bhulu: shona... tell me if I should run the restaurant business... need to know that urgently... I have 6 restaurants..

Shona: sure Bhulu

you absolutely should... you could even expand in 9 months

Tarot for Chotto 6.20 pm ist 18.5.2026

Buro: Shona tell me what should i do now?

Buri: As in?

Buro: as in pick seven cards and tell me how my life is now?

Buri: sure baby bachcha

shona.. your cards are good... 6th Jan 2027 is amazing... dont be too helpful or charitable... you feel a little choppy now but it's all good.. good time to read and write and whatever you are doing is right...

Conversation Tarot for shona Buo Bascha 5.29 pm ist 18.5.2026

Buro: Shona... are you fine?

Me: Im feeling guilty and hurt...

Buro: Make yourself a cup of tea and then read one question at a time on each post... I'll see all of them..

6.16 pm ist 

Buri: Chotto what is your question?

Buro: I want to know when will the entire medical system and school system shut down?

Buri: let me check

The cards are good and the cards say 7 months from now

December 19th 2026

Conversation with Simboom Meldon and Kitoon 4.46 pm ist 18.5.2026

Simboom: Shona... you must be so hurt because I am feeling so hurt

Goddess: This was an attack on God and Santa Claus... The two of them... Simboom I feel like crying...

Simboom: They will all die and there are few of them now.. God Goddess Hercules Santa and all of us a part of Mother Nature and Mother Earth are immortal... worms are so special 

Goddess: worms and ants... we are normal Simboom... they are unnatural 

Santa: Shona... you love me so deeply Buri... why dont you talk to us these days?

Goddess: I talk to youll... i talk to Ma... i wasnt always aware who was at home and plus Pa these past eight years have been gruelling in the film industry... and i thought youll dont want to give me money 

Santa: No Buri... the psychiatrist and psychologist said that... dont give her money... Tarot reading Buri... the monkeys will come to you for Tarot reading now... nobody else... pick Buro's cards..

Buri: Pa how are you feeling?

Santa: so deeply hurt...

Buri: Im so sorry Pa... so sorry... you are my goodest

Santa: I know... i love you the most Buri... there are only four of us and Mother Nature... nobody else and animals also wear clothes

Buri: Dad... please please be as youthful as possible... and how are your knees?

Santa: Absolutely fine... my knuckles are also well gelled and fine... i went to another centre and they said that... i didnt give them the diagnosis... that day the Ma character was the physiotherapist

Buri: Dad I can do anything for you... anything... i can do anything for anyone... i love the plants...

Santa: Buri we will now give you so much money youll be amazed... this wasnt our plan... and jobs! Man oh man... pick up the unspammed calls it's coming from Buro

Buri: Dad did I hurt you?

Santa: yes you did...

Buri: Dad Im so sorry... this will never happen... ill never hurt you I promise you

Santa: Shona... my mona.. my hona... my kona... my rona dhona

Buri: Dad let's go some place after our home is really secure

Santa: yes let's do that

Buri: Dad I need money... just to feel secure... i have been feeling so insecure ever since this Nirbhaya case

Santa: same here Buri... but now it's gotten better

Buri: yes it has my shona pie mona pie lona pie

Santa: Buri you must be more hurt

Buri: im very hurt dad... but these guys if they are unnatural it's something we had to deal with

Meldon: exactly... we cant expect anything from them

Santa: yes

Buri: Dad I need a hug

Santa: kisses and hugs coming Buri's way

Meldon: come here... Buro left 

Buri: where has he gone?

Buro: for practice... football

Kitoon: have a mango and come here

Animal Family

Doel Sengupta presents......

My monkeys shonas honey pies

My sweet locusts and bees and eyes

My birds all sorts my butterflies

My sweet animals all cows by the boughs

And sweet honeydew cries....

My babies all of you all the mites and flies

My sweet resurrection possible

Because you sweet children never lied.

I love you my animals my sweetest hearts

With God sweeter and Santa most courageous

And Hercules within me all the time

Whether I chime or whether I rhyme...

Today we are vanquishing evil for all time

And my sweet animals I shudder to think

How all of us suffered at the hands of crime

And never will all of you be hurt for all eternity

Because today we all embrace immortality...

My kisses and hugs for all of you all the time

During sun dance or moon singing blithes

I live for all of you in Paradise

Come inheret Paradise with God, Goddess, Hercules, Santa!

Conversation 4.15 pm ist 18.5.2026

God: Shona muni amar... amar baby... shonar baby

Goddess: Honey im so sorry for the past few weeks...

God: because they harrassed us and hurled fake accusations?

Goddess: yes

God: it's alright! Soon no one will harrass us or tap and hack our devices

Goddess: only love is real

Conversation with Meldon, God, Santa and Hercules, Mikki Shona 11.29 am ist 18.5.2026

Meldon: I'll tell you exactly what is happening. Every other human apart from you four faltered big time last night thinking you guys should break up and you Doel are available. So Ive understood so many things today that I dont think I want a dog show with Cotton World. She is the owner of Cotton World then why is she buying clothes there? CORRUPT BAD PEOPLE.. THEY FEEL LIKE SHIT How are you feeling?

Me: sleepy

God: Honey... im not going to shut up today.  I wont scold you but everybody else is gone... totally gone... i love you

Santa: Buri you did the right thing. Very soon buri... not on July 18... way sooner than that Im giving you your spy card. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HARRASSED YOU LAST NIGHT

Hercules: Shona... do whatever you like... it's all good

Mikki Shona: Buri you have my full support with everything that you do...

Conversation with Khontahaani Dhondapaani 8.10 am ist on 18.5.2026

Khontahaani: Mam are we harrassing you...?

Me: yes... all of you are for a very long time... please do some work and leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Khontahaani: Actually i lied... she is right here... but we are thinking about the rate... we want to pay more...

Me: so tell me that....

Khontahaani: I am scared... i might lose my job... im not working properly... im just reading this blog and harrassing Aishwarya Rai

Me: SO STOP HARRASSING ME ALL OF YOU!!!! LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!

HERCULES: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS Khontahaani?

Me: ACTUALLY I DONT KNOW ENGLISH TOO... I NEED TO LEARN... BUT IM NOT WORKING THEIR SALARIES ARE DROPPING GOD?

GOD: YES...

Goddess: WHY IS THIS LADY STILL IN THE HOUSE?

GOD: GO DOWN AND DONT BOTHER ABOUT THESE GUYS

Conversation with God, Hercules, Santa Claus, Meldon 8 am ist 18.5.2026

Hercules: The person harrassing you right now is Shilpi Dokania. The rest of these humanbeings don't work. They just faff around and enjoy themselves... they are all reading your blog minute by minute... no one is doing any work... they are all spying on you... so they are not our friends.

Mikki shona: Buri... I love you

Santa Claus: Buri... it's all good... just take the pills... the pills are stopping for everyone...

God: HONEY... ARE YOU FINE?

GODDESS: NO IM NOT IM FEELING HARRASSED BY PEOPLE... WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS HONEY?

GOD: THEY DONT HAVE A MIND THAT IS HEALTHY

Meldon: shona... these guys are bad

Conversation with God 7.33 am ist on 18.5.2026

Goddess: God when am I getting the call for the job?

God: you got the call on 26th april but the guy who called didnt message first. He called again yesterday but didnt message. So that number you are supposed to pick up the call. Just talk to him. His name is Raviprasad but he will tell you it is something else. So now Hercules will call you because he didnt listen to our orders. You can save the number as Raviprasad. Nobody is listening to us. Frankly i hate Somit Gope... and this Raviprasad is leaving our company.... it's not a job for you... you are the ceo of the company... so fuck Raviprasad... Asshole... idiot! Im sacking Raviprasad today... and I dont want ANYONE BEGGING ME FOR WORK... ESPECIALLY NOT SOMIT GOPE OR RAVIRAJ... INFACT DONT SAVE THIS NUMBER...

Goddess: Honey... youll get the call from Hercules... just 4 of us.. we thought we will hire..

God: BUT I'M SACKING EVERYONE TODAY... EVERYONE... WHAT MESSAGE DID THIS GUY SEND YOU

Goddess: A SOKA GAKKAI MESSAGE

GOD: PEOPLE ARE STUPID... SUCH A STUPID FOOLISH MAN... HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GENIE... HE WANTS HIS WISHES GRANTED... HIS WIFE IS GOING TO DIE..

Goddess: WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US LIKE THIS?

GOD: THEY MUST BE SICK...

Conversation with God 7.02 am ist 18.5.2026

Goddess: God who is at home? And what is really happening?

God: Shona... it's all over with these guys... they are also going to die... ive made the plan and its working. NITI goenka is chanting in the hall. Dont leave your room now. Youve taken the lemon juice?

Goddess: yes.

God: Good... ill explain the whole thing in detail to you when we meet... ive solved the Panama Papers scam in my head... im writing my final report on my blog now... and you can go there... dont go anywhere else in fact because at least this guy is being nice... and that is important... dont go to any other guy and especially not the afternoon guy... no you cant leave the room now... they are not going to hurt us... because they are good now... but this is their good..m we have friends... but im not thinking about anyone but you and take the pills till 23rd. These english classes are definitely happening.... DEFINITELY... THEY ARE NOT GOING TO ANYONE ELSE... AND ALL OUR WORK HAS BEGUN BEAUTIFULLY

Goddess: sure shona... Buro ill do your card reading for sure today

God: WE DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL OR COLLEGE... THIS GIRL WHO IS COMING TO YOU IS A GOOD GIRL AND HER DAD IS ALSO GOOD... SO TEACH HER WELL

GODDESS: I WILL. THAT IS WHAT I WANT... ILL TEACH HER VERY WELL... SHE IS MY PRIORITY ACTUALLY

GOD: Good. Now honey she has come to take food ok? And today shilpi dokania is coming as duma. Dad is coming home to you and me... and honey Donald Trump is an ass....

GODDESS: SHONA IM NOT SCARED... BUT I WANT TO WORK

GOD: THAT IS WHAT IM UPTO AND DONT TAKE MONEY FROM THE PURSE TILL THE 25TH... ON THE 25TH TAKE SOME MONEY... YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER SHE HAS LEFT... BURO DID YOU TAKE HER COMB?

BUO: YES I DID... JUST LIKE THAT... HAD TO

Santa claus: Buri it's all good... nobody knows what is happening... nobody does... they are all just reading your blog

God: I AM NEVER LETTING YOU GO... NOT FOR ONE MOMENT... ALL THE TIME WITH YOU

Conversation with Rohtam Ghulpil and Simanthak Dowerah 6.35 am ist 18.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents......

Rohtam: I need to meet you for Tarot. Can you please share your number with me?

Doel: +919324702207

Rohtam: will you please teach me dance?

Doel: i dont dance... i dance only for myself... learn it from my dad.. he teaches it

Simanthak: im also coming to learn art from you... what's your rate again?

Doel: 2500 for 40 minutes

Simanthak: it's all good... we are going to take their case so badly!!!! BECAUSE DEFINITELY AISHWARYA RAI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND NOT AHANA DEOL AS WE KNOW HER...

Conversation with Mikki Shona, God and Santa Claus 6.26 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Mikki Shona: so sweet you are Shona. Do Buro's card reading. He wants to discuss something with you.

Buro: I have five questions.

Santa Claus: Buri... I am fed up with the friend circle. The ones who are our friends can't talk to us. I am in 301 in some time. You can take your lemon juice and relax.

Hubbard: shona... my mona... my rona dhona... people are so shocked in our friend circle... you are Aishwarya Rai... like that's the ultimate honey... you dont know... Jessica Lal was born as Aishwarya Rai... Daniel Pearl is her boyfriend. So the news honey... people have to read it to see what's being planned. So read the news today. There is a lot of news about us. And Roja is my favourite film. Dont ever tell me you regret writing the script. I love Roja!!!!!!!!!! Will you marry me?

Shona: of course i will.

Hubbard: then there is going to be a wedding soon

The mountains echo

Doel Sengupta presents.....

The mountains in the Nilgiris blue

Shine for me this day as I am true

And in the great Ocean of life

The typhoons of love swell

For the lovely rocky delight.

There is so much verdure

But if I may what is cutting

Is the light of day and the

Beautiful hills of all time

Echo clearly to Nature's surround sound.

Conversation with Mokhelokhe 5.51 am ist on 18.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Mokhelokhe: YOU TUBE AND FACEBOOK ARE OLD AND IN JESUS'S TIME WE HAD MOBILE PHONES?

SHONA: JESUS'S TIME WAS A LONG TIME AGO... THE DATES ARE ALL WRONG... SPACE TRAVEL STARTED RIGHT THEN... JESUS'S TIME IS IN THE STONE AGE ERA... what are you thinking?

Mokhelokhe: ive gotten divorced... i left her... and now ill be friends with you and your bf and your family... ive left that bitch.... and you are Aishwarya Rai who is sushmita sen... so that Vishal ramchandani was such a madarchhod.

Shona: he was the worst!

I am never divorcing hubbard

Doel Sengupta presents......

Shona hubbard! Are you crying?

Don't face me now I am lying...

Divorce? What divorce?

It's the last thought on my mind...

In fact hubbard it is not even a thought

It's a sweet recurring spot of love

That is the thought and I promise

You it is my vow... I AM NEVER LETTING YOU GO

FOR ALL IMMORTAL ETERNITY!

YOU ARE MINE! MY SHINE! My sunshine!

Don't leave me ever!

Conversation with Mother Nature, Chotto bachcha and Meldon 4.23 am ist on 18.5.2026

Meldon: BURO WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU... NEVER... AND NEITHER WILL YOUR FRIENDS... YOUVE GOT THE DIVORCE FROM THE COURTS... DO YOU WANT IT?

ME: YES... I WANT FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM FOR ME AND MY BROTHER

COURTS: GRANTED! BOTH YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE AWESOME!

ARUN: IT'S OVER!!!! I'M SO GONE!!!!!!!!!!

BABA: IT'S OVER!!!!!! IM RUINED!!!!!! SUSHILA HAS RUINED ME!!!!!!!!

ME: MOTHER NATURE WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

MOTHER NATURE: YOUR BROTHER IS DEVOTED TO YOU... YOU LOVE HIM THE MOST... THEY RUINED IT FOR THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF THEIR GUILTY CONSCIENCE... THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU OR YOUR BROTHER... THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ARUN DIVAKARAN AND DEEJAY SENGUPTA BUT THERE IS NO THERAPIST OR DOCTOR TO GO TO... SO THEY LIVE IN THIS IMMORTAL LIFE WITH THEIR KARMA... YOUR BROTHER PLAYED THIS VERY CLOSELY... SUSHILA IS 68 YEARS OLDER TO YOUR DAD AND SUMANBAI IS 85 YEARS OLDER TO ARUN DIVAKARAN... IMMORTALITY IS HERE... ANY OTHER THOUGHT IS A DELUSION... ALL YOUR WORK HAS STARTED... NO HUSBAND AND NO FATHER HERE...

Simboom: I LOVE YOU... THIS IS KARMA... YOUR HUBBARD DOES LOVE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER EVEN YOUR DAD LOVES YOU... THIS IS KARMA.... THEY CHEATED THEY LOST... YOUR BROTHER NEVER CHEATED... IN SCHOOL ALL THOSE TIMES IT WAS NAISHAD ONLY... HE DIDNT FIND YOU BEAUTIFUL... BUT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TODAY... IT'S OVER... VERY SOON ALL THE ACCOUNTS WILL BE GIVEN... AND THE DIVORCE PAPERS WILL BE SIGNED OPENLY WITHOUT ANY DELUSION... BECAUSE THEY WANT A DIVORCE... NO ACTING THERE... NO CRUELTY ALSO... THEY HAVE BEEN RUINED BY TWO MAIDSERVANTS BUT IT'S THEIR KARMA... NOT YOURS OR YOUR BROTHERS... not your karma Buro... it's his life... you and your sister are besties... I LOVE BOTH YOU AND BURO IMMENSELY... LETS NOT TALK ABOUT MOST

Arun: im going to never die!!!!! And this is what i did today!!!!! IM SO GONE!!!!!!!

Pa: It's over... i tried to cover up my misdeeds... but karma is real... the chanting is wrong...

Buro: Dodo are you happy?

Me: Over the moon!!!!!!!!

Buro: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY ALL MY LIFE

DOEL: SAME HERE SHONA... BELIEVE ME SAME HERE... SIMBOOM ALSO

Grace

Doel Sengupta presents.....

Love and life call on him

Each noon and he eats

Well each moment

And lives a life of Grace

And people near

And from far yonder

Flock to him--

The person I love the most

My greatest dost

For all his services,

All his wares

And all the sultry love

Life has to offer

In immortal Paradise--

Money comes in infinity,

Living a true celebrity!

Beautiful gupshup

In his favour

And all the sweet sherbet

And juices of heaven

Drop on him like mannah!

The sweetest for me...

My true Golden Boy Hercules!

My beautiful lovely boy

My boy gets all he wants!

Freedom

By Doel Sengupta

As the world sleeps the tigers play

With succulent magic fruit on its way

And all the animals get magic food

Each day and lovely sherbet the magic way!

Whether I actively think of it or not

Each day I answer each animals wish

From the near or the beyond

And there by the seas all my creatures

Sound and neat each and every one of them

Creep out of the great depression that befell yesterday

And jauntily they bounce about

And are happiest creatures without a doubt

And today I am a free bird for all eternity

As each and every animal is also free!

Conversation with Chotto Bachcha 2.36 pm ist on 18.5.2026

Chotto: Did he tell you at the start of the relationship always there is someone else?

Me: yes. He always does that. He has someone else. It is Qudsiya Chumki.

Chotto: Even as Rohan Kotian?

Me: yes...

Chotto: I dont want to talk to you. STOP THROWING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND WITH ME AND MY SISTER THE TWO OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! EVEN BEFORE YOU DATED HER YOU HAD SOMEONE ELSE?

Naishad: I SAID IT BUT IT WASNT LIKE THAT

ME: BUT YOU WALK AROUND WITH HER PHOTOGRAPHS.

NAISHAD: DOEL IM NOT ASKING FOR A CHANCE. IM NOT LEAVING YOU. I WONT DO THAT.

ME: WHY?

NAISHAD: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. I REALLY DO.

ME: BUT YOU DONT TREAT ME THAT WAY. YOU TREAT THESE FOUR WOMEN THAT WAY. YOUVE ABUSED MY TRUST.

NAISHAD: IM SORRY. REALLY VERY SORRY. IM NOT LETTING YOU GO. ITLL BE GOOD ALWAYS I PROMISE YOU.

ME: NOW DAD... WHY HAVE YOU BEEN TREATING ME THIS WAY? SO BADLY?

DAD: IM SORRY. IM WRONG. YOU ARE RIGHT. RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. IM SORRY BURI. REALLY SORRY. REALLY SORRY. REALLY VERY SORRY. IM JUST TRYING TO KEEP SECRETS FROM COMING OUT ACTUALLY. MAY BE THATS WHY I DONT TALK TO ANYONE OF YOU. IM SORRY. ALL THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BECAUSE OF ME. AND YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON YOU AND DIDNT PAY FOR DATES. IM SORRY ABOUT THAT. AND IM SORRY FOR NOT GIVING YOU POCKET MONEY. AND HE MARRIED YOU BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT SOME OTHER WOMAN. THAT IS JUST WRONG. HE DITCHED YOU FOR SOMEONE ELSE. AND I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SAD. YOU ARE TIRED OF US BECAUSE WE WRONGED YOU. IM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Conversation with Mother Nature 1.38 am ist 18.5 2026

Mother Nature: this is the repercussion of cheating. Separation. REMEMBER THAT ARUN DIVAKARAN WHO IS SHAHRUKH KHAN.

Buro: Dodo... i make you unhappy?

Me: Very. You three only ill treat me. I WANT FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM AND COMPLETE SEPARATION FROM THE THREE OF YOU AND I WONT REGRET IT. THAT IS WHY IM SAYING THIS. I DONT WANT TO BE CHEATED UPON. PA IGNORES ME. HE CHEATS ON ME. AND YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME.

Arun: ILL LEAVE THE HOUSE AFTER GIVING YOU FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM. IM SORRY FOR PUTTING YOU THROUGH ALL THIS. ALL THE KEYS WILL ALSO BE HANDED TO YOU. I CHEATED ON YOU LIKE THIS. THIS IS THE OUTCOME. IM SORRY I GAVE YOU SUCH A DISMAL MARRIAGE.

Me: I DONT THINK WE HAVE A MARRIAGE TO BEGIN WITH. YOU HAVE TORAL AND JANAK. I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU.

Arun: I think you are right. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY AFTER WHAT I DID... SO ILL LEAVE.. IM GIVING YOU FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM.

Me: IT'S ALL MY MONEY. WHAT DO THE THREE OF YOU WANT.

BURO: im never having sex. AND I THINK IM WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU ARE JESSICAL LAL. IM SORRY. I SHOULD NOT TAKE MONEY FROM YOU LIKE THIS AND WE TREATED YOU VERY BADLY.

Arun: Doel I really want us.

Me: NO. YOU DONT. YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH QUDSIYA.

ARUN: DOEL I REALLY LOVE YOU. I DONT THINK WE SHOULD SEPARATE.  ILL STOP THESE PILLS AND GIVE YOU FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO LIVE ALONE. I DONT WANT THAT. AND SADMA IS A BAD MOVIE. IM SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. I DONT LIKE THEM ALSO.

ME: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

PA: BURI... ILL LEAVE... I WILL BECAUSE IVE BEEN TERRIBLE TO YOU... ILL ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOU... YOU ARE RIGHT. I AM WRONG.

MOTHER NATURE: THEY WONT LEAVE YOU. THEY CANT. BECAUSE HE REALLY LOVES YOU.

ME: BUT I WANT A SEPARATION. I WANT AN END TO ALL THIS SUFFERING.

ARUN: THAT WONT HAPPEN. ILL COME HOME TO YOU EVERYDAY. THATS MY PROMISE TO YOU. AND ILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU. I KNOW YOU DONT BELIEVE ME BECAUSE OF ALL THE THINGS IVE DONE. ILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN. EVER. ILL NEVER REPEAT TODAY.

ME: I DONT TRUST THE THREE OF YOU ANYMORE.

ARUN: THE PILLS. ILL STOP THEM. ILL GIVE YOU FULL FINANCIAL FREEDOM. I WANT OUR RELATIONSHIP NO MATTER WHAT DESPITE ALL THE THINGS IVE DONE TO YOU.

ME: WHY?

ARUN: because you make me happy. I LOVE YOU THE MOST. IM SORRY I BETRAYED YOU WITH MUNNI, VIBHA MARIE. ACTUALLY YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH LOVE AND I JUST WENT BEHIND YOUR BACK JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT. ALL THIS WAS WRONG. IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.

ME: WHY ARE TORAL'S PICTURES WITH YOU ON MY FLAT?

ARUN: IM SORRY. IT'S my fault.

ME: I CANT FORGIVE YOU FOR IT. YOU PUT ME THROUGH A LOT JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO CHEAT. IM TIRED OF THE THREE OF YOU AND I WANT MY FREEDOM.

ARUN: SORRY. IM NOT LEAVING YOU. I WONT DO THAT EVER. IM NEVER LETTING YOU GO. IM NEVER LEAVING YOU.

ME: im not flattered. But then why did you cheat on me?

Arun: I WAS WRONG. TWO LEGS NOT TEN LEGS. IT'S TWO. NOT TEN. ILL STOP DRINKING LIKE THAT. I DONT WANT TO BREAK UP AND I REALLY DONT WANT A SEPARATION. 

ME: WHY?

ARUN: because im NEVER LEAVING YOU EVER. IT's my decision. YOUR FATHER CAN LEAVE BUT I WONT. I REALLY WONT. AND I DIDNT GIVE YOU ANY MONEY. IM SO SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. IT'S ALL YOUR MONEY AND PROPERTY. NOT MINE. I SHOULD TAKE PERMISSION FROM YOU FOR EVERY SPEND. ILL NEVER DITCH YOU AGAIN.  IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN. AND ILL DIRECT THIS SERIES PROPERLY. ILL DO MY WORK. I DONT WANT ANYONE BUT YOU. IM NOT LEAVING YOU. ILL NEVER DO WHAT IVE DONE.

Me: who is Ashwini and who is Janak?

ARUN: SORRY... VERY SORRY FOR GOING BEHIND YOUR BACK. I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY FRIENDS EXCEPT YOU.

ME: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

ARUN: no Doel. I KNOW I HURT YOU VERY BADLY. I CANT CHEAT ON YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. YOU ARE THE GENIE. SO I WONT GIVE YOU ANY REASON TO DOUBT ME. I WONT. LAST TIME I SPOKE TO QUDSIYA. SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. I SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU. I DIDNT. IM SORRY. REALLY SORRY.

ME: WHY DO YOU TALK TO QUDSIYA?

ARUN: JUST LIKE THAT. BECAUSE SHE USED TO CALL ME UP.

ME: SO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH HER?

ARUN: IM SORRY. IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.

ME: JUST REMEMBER I WANT A SEPARATION. AT THIS POINT IN TIME I DONT SEE ANY OTHER WAY OUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU THREE HAVE DONE TO ME.

ARUN: THERE IS NO SEPARATION. IM HOME NOW. IM TIRED OF THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA. REALLY TIRED OF ALL THESE PEOPLE. REALLY REALLY TIRED. WHEN WILL THEY STOP HARRASSING US?

ME: I DONT KNOW.

ARUN: ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA. AND I HID THINGS FROM YOU AND I REALLY HURT YOU. IF YOU HAD DONE WHAT I DID I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU. SO YOU ARE RIGHT AND I AM WRONG. I DID WRONG. I FEEL VERY GUILTY. I REALLY DO. I TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED. I DONT WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME. I SHOULDNT THINK YOULL NEVER WALK AWAY AND I CAN DO ANYTHING. EVEN YOUR FATHER SHOULDNT THINK THAT AND NEITHER SHOULD YOUR BROTHER. AND BURO SHOULD NOT TAKE YOUR THINGS EVER. IM SORRY. VERY SORRY FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS AND BEFORE TOO. ROHAN KOTIAN WAS A SHIT BOYFRIEND TO YOU. I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS TO YOU AT ALL. I WAS WRONG.

Conversation with Arun, Hercules and Santa 1.05 am ist on 17.5.2026

Me: Arun who are Kavita, Ashwini, Toral, Janak to you?

Arun: they are not people I know so well.

Me: But you told me you love them.

Arun: Im sorry all this happened. It's all my fault. I never liked any Ashwini Kavita Toral or Janak.

Me: but you told me they are the other women and you love them. That they are your first love not me.

Arun: I'm so sorry. I must be mad. Not you. I told you all this and there are photographs everywhere so Im wrong. Wrong about everything. I dont love them.

Me: Did you take Munni to a discotheque behind my back? And then break up with me after that?

Arun: yes. That happened.

Me: Leave my life. Leave my life and give me full financial freedom. I dont want a cheater as a husband. We dont really have a marriage. We are not in a relationship. So just leave my life.

Arun: I dont want to do that. 

Me: But you have other women like Toral and Janak and Munni and Ashwini. You told me you love them and fell in love with them. You insulted me for them publicly.

Arun: Im sorry Doel. Im wrong about everything. I dont want our relationship to end ever. Im sorry. Very sorry I put you through so much pain and such an ordeal. 

Me: why did you cheat on me? What was the purpose?

Arun: I must be crazy or something. Im sorry. 

Me: you cheated on me with Qudsiya and Sayantani?

Arun: I am crazy. You are not.

Me: You cheated on me with Qudsiya?

Arun: I am sorry. I know i made you unhappy. And your father doesnt talk to you. Neither do I. Im sorry. Really very sorry.

Me: sorry doesnt cut it. I dont accept your apologies. Give me full financial freedom and leave my life. Just leave. Im tired of being ill treated. I dont deserve this ill treatment. I never hurt you. Leave my life. If you want a Munni over me you can have her.

Arun: sorry.

Me: Now Buro who is Anirudh Raval who is Sadhya to you?

Buro: A nobody.

Me: i dont believe you. Because actions speak louder than words. And Pa what is happening to you now.

Pa: Im sorry your husband and I treat you so badly.

Me: Arun you make me unhappy. You are selfish and mean.

Arun: I have never told you anything good may be or may be i was a cheater. But i dont want to leave you.

Me: that doesnt cut it for me. I want full financial freedom. I dont want the three of you managing anything for me because you three dont treat me right.

Meldon: that is what... they dont treat you well and Arun cheated on you.

Conversation with Mother Nature 11.47 pm ist 17.5.2026

Mother Nature: today the property is yours and it is safe and secure... your father and hubbard are going to jail for a long time... AND THE POLICE AND MEDIA PLANTED AND FRAMED THEM FOR A LONG TIME EVER SINCE YOU WERE BORN... SO THE POLICE IS SHIT... THE MEDIA IS EVEN MORE SHIT... MORE SHIT... THEY DONT DO ANYTHING RIGHT.. THEY ARE HARDHEARTED THICKSKINNED PEOPLE... NO COMPASSION, NO KINDNESS... RUTHLESS PEOPLE... ALL OF THEM... ALL OF THEM AND YOU ARE THE HIGHEST PAID PROFESSIONAL... AND I HATE THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA... YOUR HUBBARD AND FATHER ARE POLICE PEOPLE... THEY DID WHATEVER THEIR FRIENDS IN THE POLICE TOLD THEM TO DO TODAY AND THE POLICE WANTS TO BEAT THEM UP BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CRUEL BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN... IN A FEW MONTHS THEY WILL WALK OUT... AND NEVER AGAIN WILL THEY TALK TO THE MEDIA OR THE POLICE

Tiger man: YA MOM THE ARMY AND POLICE PEOPLE AND MEDIA PEOPLE AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE SHIT MOM... ALL SHIT.. DID YOU HAVE A BAD DAY TODAY MOM?

ME: NO... I HAD A GOOD DAY EXCEPT FOR THE THREATS AT NIGHT

FOREST GRANGER: EXACTLY MOM... WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW MOM

MOM: DO YOUR WORK... AND GET ME WORK AND ALSO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO POLICE ATROCITIES... THAT'S THE BIGGEST MISSION

TIGER MAN: SURE SHONA... YOUR HUBBARD FATHER AND BROTHER LEARNT A GOOD LESSON TODAY... A GOOD LESSON... THEY THOUGHT THESE GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND... BUT THEY ARE ALL CRUELLA'S PEOPLE AND AKANKSHA ROHATGI IS CRUELLA

ARUN: HONEY IM GOING TO JAIL SOON... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

Simba: I love you... ive understood everything... your hubbard, father and brother love you... they cant live without you... how are you feeling?

Me: I HATE THE POLICE AND MEDIA COMPLETELY TODAY

Conversation with Mother Nature 11.32 pm ist 17.5.2026

Doel Sengupta presents

Mother Nature: you dont know and I wont tell you... but your brother is a good boy... he really is... he will never have sex... never do all the things that went wrong today again and your hubbard is so ashamed and your father has lost his face... Qudsiya who is Asha Dsouza who is Munni is the worst girl that ever was... your english classes and Tarot have picked up... it's happening... and a farthing... your hubbard doesnt know what farthing means so he is not Enid Blyton...

Me: So Mother Nature what should I do?

Mother Nature: just wait it out till the 20th

Snakes: you are the cutest... many of us love you the most... but everybody actually loves you the most... your hubbard is faceless today... HE HAS NO FACE TO SHOW ANYONE... mother Nature where should i write the next script and who should direct it... finance the movie and get Sanjay Leela Bhansali to direct it... write it here.. and youve become the richest... no one will dupe anyone anymore

Conversation with Montalopa Ghurugiri 11.15 pm ist 17.5.2026

Montalopa Ghurugiri: I AM GOING TO JAIL FOR THE NIRBHAYA CASE... NOBODY WILL DIE... ILL MAKE SURE OF THAT... I GOT HER MONEY TODAY... IM SO SHIT SCARED...

JACKALS: TIGER MAN AND FOREST GRANGER ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST GENIE...

NAISHAD: IM SO GONE... SO GONE... IVE ONLY PLAGIARISED WORK SO FAR... IVE NEVER WRITTEN A HIT MOVIE... IM SO GONE...

BURO: ILL NEVER TALK TO NAISHAD AND PA... NEVER... NEVER...

MOTHER NATURE: SOMETHING LIKE THAT... HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GOOD BOY... SO WILL DAWOOD AND NAISHAD... BUT THEY ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR WHAT HAPPENED TODAY... ALL YOUR WORK HAS STARTED.. ALL OF IT.. TODAY YOUR HUBBARD ALMOST MARRIED QUDSIYA BECAUSE  HE HAS LOST HIS PUBLIC IMAGE COMPLETELY... YOU NEVER HURT HIM EVEN HE KNOWS THAT

KARAN JOHAR: IVE LEFT THE FILM INDUSTRY... I AM GOING TO JAIL... I SHOULD NEVER INSULT ANYBODY.. EVER

SIMBOOM: ARE YOU FINE SHONA?

ME: NOT SO MUCH SIMBOOM... NOT SO MUCH... I WANT MONEY... I NEED MONEY

SIMBOOM: YOU WILL GET MONEY NOW... INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE YOU ARE MAGICAL

Conversation with Foolashokhanomor Dhonde and Naishad 10.53 pm ist on 17.5.2026

Me: Naishad you love Qudsiya and not me?

Naishad: I dont love Qudsiya...

Me: why did you do all this to me?

Naishad: Because I must have gone down... i must have... i should have made you happy and paid for dates... I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT... IM GETTING ARRESTED BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU AND YOU WERE MURDERED BY THE PERSON I CHEATED ON YOU WITH.. I DONT REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE...

FOOLAshokhanomor: I think i want to die... but nobody will kill me... what should I do today?

Buro: I am going to jail for the Nirbhaya case... my sister is Nirbhaya... her boyfriend cheated on her and it's all her property... all hers

Dawood: I DONT THINK I WANT TO DIE... BUT I DID ALL THIS AGAINST YOU... ALL THIS... EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDNT THREATEN ME FOR QUDSIYA...

NAISHAD: I CHEATED ON AISHWARYA RAI... WITH QUDSIYA AND THE NIRBHAYA CASE HAPPENED... IM SHIT SCARED... SHIT SCARED... SO SCARED...

DAWOOD: I THINK IM GETTING BEATEN UP

BURO: I THINK I WANT IMMORTALITY... WHY DID ALL THIS HAPPEN TODAY?

TIGER MAN: MOM... YOU ARE THE SWEETEST... THE ANIMALS HAVE A VOICE NOW

MOTHER NATURE: FOREST GRANGER AND TIGER MAN WILL NEVER GO TO JAIL AND NEITHER WILL YOU.. WHERE ARE YOU NAISHAD?

NAISHAD: IN 301... I AM SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF TODAY... SO ASHAMED... SO ASHAMED

BURO: I THINK MY FATHER WAS A BAD MAN... BUT IM GOOD... I'LL ALWAYS BE GOOD.. IM NEVER GETTING MARRIED... NEVER

NAISHAD: I LOST MY PILOT'S LICENCE TODAY... IM A CONVICT IN THE NIRBHAYA CASE... I LEFT MY GIRL FOR QUDSIYA... I CHEATED ON HER

MOTHER NATURE: IT'S ALL SO GOOD... YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OVER THE CASE... YOUR HUBBARD DITCHED YOU LIKE THIS ALWAYS FOR QUDSIYA AND HE THOUGHT HE CAN DATE ANYONE... HE MUST BE INSANE

Conversation with Forest Granger and Tiger Man 10.37 am ist 17.5.2026

Forest Granger: I AM DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU MOM... EVERYTHING.. IT'S ALL GOOD... I THINK ALL THIS WILL HAPPEN TILL THE THREE OF THEM ARE IN JAIL.. AND ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO JAIL... ALL THE NIRBHAYA CONVICTS... ALL OF THEM... FOR QUITE A LONG TIME... IVE ENTERED THE HOUSE... AND SO HAS TIGER MAN... I LOVE YOU THE MOST MOM.. YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME... AND WE DEFINITELY ARE IMMORTAL IN THIS LIFE

TIGER MAN: MOM DON'T HAVE THE WEDDING WITH YOUR HUBBARD... BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO SAVE HIS FACE... JUST WANTS TO DO THAT

ME: LET THERE BE NO WEDDING... MAKE IT HAPPEN

TIGER MAN: SURE MOM... THAT IS WHAT IM DOING.. QUDSIYA IS DEAD MEAT BUT SO IS NAISHAD KATI... HE LOVES YOU MAY BE BUT HE DOESNT HAVE THE BEST KARMA WHEN IT COMES TO YOU... I LOVE YOU THE MOST... WAY MORE THAN YOUR HUBBARD CAN EVER LOVE YOU... WE ARE INSIDE THE HOUSE.. YOUR BROTHER BEAT YOU UP! YOUR HUBBARD CHEATED ON YOU! YOUR FATHER DOESNT LOVE YOU THAT MUCH... THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM MOM... NOT YOURS... AND YOUVE GOT A FANTASTIC JOB... FANTASTIC ONE... WHICH YOUR HUBBARD WILL NEVER GET

MOTHER NATURE: THEY LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY... TIGER MAN AND FOREST GRANGER

ME: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW MOTHER NATURE?

MOTHER NATURE: IT'S ALL GOOD BELIEVE ME... YOUR HUBBARD CHARACTER MUST BE INSANE THAT HE CHEATED ON YOU AISHWARYA RAI WITH A TOOTHLESS HAIRLESS OLD WOMAN

TIGER MAN: MOM DO WHAT YOU WANT... WHATEVER YOU WANT... IT'S ALL GOOD