Goddess: Of course!
Mother Nature: This was just a spoiler for the Karan Johar movie for everyone to ruin Shahrukh Khan which is not happening. The movie got called off today and everything Karan Johar wanted to do got called off today. He is retiring in Puru land with a sewage department job. If you give him a movie he got movies only from you and this movie is already a superhit and noone can hack anything anymore for all eternity.
Simboom: shona... i love you... you love me so deeply... why?
Goddess: There is no reason really... any problem you had today?
Simboom: I got sherbet bacon ham eggs lots of it with shit loads of bread butter... they want you to have me... so you have me... you are mine
Goddess: Yes Simboom I am yours
Meldon: Shona... HONEY... HONEY... HONEY... MONEY... FUNNY... RUNNY... GUNNY... TOTAL MADNESS! I AM SO EXCITED! IMMORTALITY IS HERE! ANY OTHER THOUGHT IS A DELUSION... PARADISE IS HERE... WE LIVE IN PARADISE... I AM SO HAPPY... SO EXCITED... NO DOCTOR FOR ME KITOON AND BURO... no pills for us... no pretending also... THEY JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU... AND SANTA CLAUS WAS TOLD TODAY BY THE HUSSAIN BHAIYYA CHARACTER...
Kitoon: Shona... I ATE HAM AND BACON TODAY... ENJOY THE CHICKEN POTROAST TODAY... IT'S CHOTTO'S SPECIAL POTROAST ONLY FOR HIS SISTER...
Foxey: So cute of my Goddess! She fought with God but he was trying to sell her honey! The things that happen between these two are epic!!!!! Stuff of great romances!
Haathulumu shonu: I think you don't know this but the mahout had left his job for a forest ranger's job. Now he is back to feed us with a plush tv channel job and sewage department job. And your work has started magic magic magic!
God: Shona... my hona... my gona... my rona dhona... my hasnaphoolna... my everything... why would I be with any other woman after we shot DDLJ like that? Why?
Goddess: Honey... i want immortality... i want Paradise and I want the Palaces
God: youve got it...
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