Before I tell you another word
On another scam as a scribe
Y'all must know I have never
Taken ever or given ever a bribe.
Everything I have given or received
Has been a gift from the heart
And the rest ĥave been relegated
Well deep into the dustbins-- not meant for me.
Another thing that you must truly know
Is that I danced before I walked
And sang before I ever truly spoke
And that as i birthed into Paradise
In that very moment i started painting
Art everywhere all about many murals kept in time.
My teachers called me a child prodigy
But they beat me and bf and bro up
So Santa Claus who is Dawood
Hid all my prowesses for me.
And thus it was that we proceeded
To school the three of us
Where the teachers tugged at our chool
And pinched us and spank us
Despite the fact that we were small
As we read and wrote creating poems and all!
It's right then that all the plagiarising started
By Chandermama and all his evil men!
Even though they said to my Daud
That we are protecting your daughter
To gift her Sotheby's and Christie's
When she is wedded and you will be very glad!
My dad my man my hero foiled them at their plot
And that is when all the evil papers
Called my angelic poppa bear an evil
Terrorist and called Chandermama a great man!
Who is great who is not the papers don't know
As it is really not pressed only xeroxed...
So many scams hit my heroic father
When he realised they were publishing
All our childhood work to make money
And steal credit without paying us a penny
And that is when Chandermama
Who said he was an art collecter
Started duplicating art and sculptures
With all his evil xerox men and casting directors
With 3d printing and moving wax statues!
But not one of us was truly scared
Because we were determined to bring
Immortality and Paradise here for our children!
And that mission we have truly achieved well
And all the credit goes where it belongs--
Definitely not to Chandermama and his evil men!
Every step I take I take for my man my hero
Unfazed because we the Faoeuwdbldlaeyah
Have brought immortality into the Universe!
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