Chotti: don't buy anything for anybody but yourself. It's your birthday gift planned by Meldon and Kitoon. Not by Buro or Sadhya.
Doel: So shona... Meldon and Kitoon gave you the gift... NOT BURO.
Priyadarshani: Are you fine Shona?
Me: No... I'm not fine...
Priyadarshani: you will be by 6 o clock...
Me: I'm never having sex ever.
Priyadarshani: YOU WON'T HAVE SEX EVER... IT HURTS SO BAD....
Doel: Your father is in deep shit... he's trying the process of divorce but his 8 wives don't want to divorce him... and Sadhya and he never got married... BURO WHO IS RUDRASHISH DID THIS ONLY FOR HIS PUBLIC IMAGE... BECAUSE EVERYBODY EXCEPT YOUR FRIENDS WERE INVITED AND YOU ARE NOT HAVING A WEDDING AT ALL ACTUALLY BECAUSE YOUR HUBBARD, BROTHER AND FATHER HAVE NOT ALLOWED YOU TO HAVE FRIENDS TO PROTECT THEIR OTHER WIVES... NOT YOU!
Meldon: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH IN THIS HOUSE BECAUSE OF BURO'S WEDDING AND MARRIAGE FANTASIES... HE REALLY WANTED A WIFE.... I AM YOURS NOT BURO'S OR ANYONE ELSE'S AND DEFINITELY NOT SADHYA'S... AND WRITE ON MEDIUM.... IT'S A MEDIUM TO REACH PEOPLE AND HEATH LEDGER WILL TELL YOU THAT YOUR ARTICLES ARE THE MOST POPULAR ONLY YOUR HUBBARD AND BROTHER FIGHT HIM FOR THE INTERFACE...
Heath Ledger: Shona... are you fine?
Me: Are you fine?
Heath Ledger: Not really... because i slept all morning...
Me: SAME HERE AND THERE WAS VIOLENCE IN THIS HOUSE BECAUSE OF SOME MR JAIKAR WHO IS MY FATHER'S BEST FRIEND.
Heath Ledger: Same here... because my sister got in her best friend who threatened some guy in this house...
Me: same same... this must have been a police or fourth estate plan... Some girl came to the house and there was lots of shouting!!!! OUTSIDE MY ROOM THAT TOO.... TOO MUCH VIOLENCE.... THE POLICE PLANS VIOLENCE... THE FOURTH ESTATE PLANS MURDER
Heath Ledger: You are right!
Foxey: Shona... moooh... chshooo... lick your feet... ALWAYS ONLY YOURS...
Simboom: you have been vindicated! Did you ever steal money?
Me: NEVER EVER... IN FACT SO MUCH HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME
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