Me: all the rape threats against me in the film industry. I thought he would be protective and get me work.
Meldon: But has he got you work?
Me: No. Not at all.
Meldon: Exactly. He is a very selfish man. Very very. He believes only in taking care of himself. That's it. And shouts at everybody like his aunt Chumki his role model. Chumki died last night. She wasn't really a person.
Me: how are you Meldon?
Meldon: I'm good Shona muni amar. How are you feeling?
Me: hurt and broken-hearted...
Meldon: you should. Your hubbard brother and father have fallen into the police's trap and lied so much today that the police will tell them to leave the house for someone like Manoj Hawale. Now do you like Manoj Hawale?
Me: NO. HE IS A SLEAZEBAG. I HATE MANOJ HAWALE.
Simboom: Did you ever want to marry someone else?
Me: No.
Simboom: But your hubbard told everyone that you had a crush on Joshua, Ankit Mehta... did you?
Me: Never.
Simboom: your Tarot reading is so accurate. The readings were good. And your eyes. Your eyes were hurt because of your father's neglect when you were small. And your hubbard left you because of your eyes. He told you na that Rutuja Nagvekar had the best eyes? Rutuja Nagvekar was an unnatural cannibal and she died about 3 days ago. So all hell has broken lose for the three of them.
Me: How will I get Tarot clients Simboom?
Simboom: Theyve already started coming. Your brother is making it seem right now like there is a long line when there actually isn't. Why is he doing that? Because he is selfish and uncouth like his aunt Chumki who was an unnatural cannibal. As for your father. He is planning to give you full financial freedom by July 25th and leave the house. So that is what is happening. And about money. Today you could have taken money. But your father is constantly trying to frame you. Because that is what he does as a policeman.... frame people and shoot people and beat up perfectly good innocent people for the cannibals.
Me: Simboom did you eat?
Simboom: In the morning yes. Now i'll eat in a bit. People seem to have forgotten about food. You eat.
Me: Sure Simboom.
Simboom: the less said about your hubbard and his views on love and life the better.
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