Mother Nature tell me now
Why were they so mean
To the Holy Cow and why oh why
Did they beat up my sweetest heart
My most handsome Hercules?
And why did Santa Claus
Tell him he should get married?!
Why did my hubbard cheat on me?!
I'll never have a wedding with him
For all eternity! That is what is
Prophesied and that is how
It will always be-- free sex and free marriage
Is the greatest sin against my Mother
And that is why I always win with my Hercules
And my magical creatures not His not His.....
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