I wasn't born yesterday

I'm listless so late in the day,

Wondering if you may

Ever suffice to say 

That I wasn't born yesterday.

You look like a melon,

A veritable felon,

You don't learn no lesson;

No more in the way of fun,

You look hungry.

You bug me.

You exasperate.

I'm sorry, but I'm leaving

Coz I wasn't born yesterday.