Saturday, 9 May 2026

Conversation with Santa Claus 10.57 pm ist 9.5.2026

Santa: Buri... why did i give you such little pocket money even though you topped?

Me: i think it was because of the mother, chumki and babaji characters

Santa: Buri... i got fired from Crompton Greaves for fraud... that's when all of them became my friends... dont ever defraud anyone

Me: i wont

Santa: buri... i do love you the most but i think for all these people like pipi, chumki and all of them i worked against you

Me: i have forgiven you

Santa: ill never do anything against you ever

Me: i dont believe you... because you screamed at me the other day, made me take pills and took me to the doctor today... you are stuck in the same rut... i dont think you love me

Santa: i do love you... i love you the most... Mukesh Ambani and Pranav Adani are very bad people and I dont trust these children at all... buri.. i should never have left you without money.. in fact i should have paid for your calcutta course and fought for you.. not for anyone else... youve never demanded anything of me... not one favour... Im so EXTREMELY PROUD OF YOU BURI... I MUST BE THE PROUDEST FATHER... I HAVE THE WORLD'S BEST CHILD... ALL OF YOU PALE IN COMPARISN.. BURI WHO DID YOU START SMOKING WITH?

BURI: I DONT KNOW

SANTA: STOP SMOKING... IT'S A WASTE OF HARDEARNED MONEY... THESE GUYS ONLY HARRASS YOU TO SMOKE AND MUKESH AMBANI SELLS CIGARETTES IN OUR AREA AND DOESNT PAY TAXES AND THE PEOPLE ARE JUST BREAKING SIGNALS AND RAMMING INTO MY DAUGHTER AND TOUCHING HER AND WALKING AWAY... SO BURI... TAKE A NICE BATH AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...

MELDON: THE DAY YOU FIND LOVE ALL OF US WILL BE RIGHT THERE...

Buro: Dodo... you shouldnt forgive him

Me: im not... im just not divorcing him

Buro: ya dont divorce him... and thats the biggest surprise... april 14th 2003 you two got married... and you remember that! Nobody told me Dodo

Me: we did... and you paid attention but then Mickey died

Buro: have a nice bath... duniya.. fuck the duniya

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