Arun: I'm sorry... I'm trying to be a good man today. I must have gone down and all that.
Me: I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS BULLSHIT WITH YOU. MOTHER NATURE HAVE YOU EATEN?
Mother Nature: yes... i have... the food has been good today...
Me: I'm so happy to hear that... meldon, kitoon and Simboom what did you eat today?
Meldon: I had patra and khandvi mashed with chutney and sauce... it was yum...
Kitoon: I ate mandeli and bangda... then some khandvi...
Simboom: I had roti sabzi, tandoori chicken and some patra khandvi mix...
Me: I ate masala rice I cooked for myself
Kitoon: was it good?
Me: it was yum EXCEPT THAT THERE IS ONLY MUSTARD OIL HERE... NO OTHER OIL... AND THERE IS SUCH LITTLE MASALA AT HOME... I THINK THE MASALA WAS STOLEN....
Simboom: YES... IT WAS.. hercules what did you eat today?
Hercules: FOR LUNCH I HAD EIGHT MAGIC ROLLS AND A KALE SALAD WITH BURRATA AND OTHER CHEESES, KHANDVI, PATRA, BANGDA, TANDOORI CHICKEN AND A TURKEY FRY...
Me: THAT'S EXCELLENT... KEEP EATING WELL ALL OF YOU... BE HAPPY!
Mother Nature: Buri bachscha! So beautiful... in fact, the most beautiful for me to my eyes... now Buri as this day wears on know that you are loved and people are pained... so the pain is receding... you are pain free for all eternity...
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