Phir maine hand sanitizer lagaya:
Hand sanitizer is hundred per cent
Alcohol: Good to kill the corona pon germs;
Main pahunchi gurudwar ko thaali leke
Aur aayi back se ek mahila, seedha dwar
Kholke, seedha mere kandhon pad udaan
Lagake baith gayi; Nusli ke khusli ne use
Bada tadpaya, tras tras mein tadpaya
Kyonki plagiarismispromiscuity bhaiyya;
Phir gurudwar ko preeti ke trasi se mein
Gayi milne, usne mujhe shreyas se kaha
A to z bhool gayi ho kya; maine ek moorthy
Mangwaya aur bas sab gira flap ke neeche
Se mere sar par; phir maine bhai ko apnaya
"Rakshabandhan hai bhaiyya," Woh banda
Tha mera kajal jo amrita se mujhe bahut
Pyaar karta hai; usne ki meri work ki plagiarism
Nobleman banne ke liye; phir nikli nisha
Usne mujhe priya se apnaya; maine kaha
Priya dekho hindi meri matterbhasha hai,
Ye english se aishwarya aur tum kya bakbak quarkexpress
Ki tarah karti ho: ketone is excellent
Par ye shayad runrunjhun runjhun
Rajgopalacharya ki pairon par jhoomne waali
Metaphysics ki bas friend hai; kursiyon
Ke neeche se choomne waali nikli
Kya karoon: mujhe nahin jhoomna dimpled Jhoomne wali metaphysics pettypolitics ke saath
Eskay ke vodka ko snort karte hue unhone
Kiya mera kaam ka plagiarism: Dekho bhai
Ye bhadas mujhpe nahin uspe utaro jo nikli
Thi mujhpe gurudwar ke nishawali raat ko mujhpe vaar karne: bas bhai,
Nirbhaya
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