Monday, 17 August 2020

Celibacy rocks, promiscuity sucks: The eternal principle

The first eternal principle is birth is real
The second that there are 85 khoobfaces
Of eternal rules; the 85th rule is vedic Mathematics is possible with or without
Computisation, in the 86th khoobface
Is a truth that I became attuned at birth
That love is love and life is life
87 mighty demons struck with the
Release of a dastardly plagiarised script
In 88 my bachcha came to me
And I ate lots of many chicken sandwiches
While deejay rock played tennis all day
I danced about with honey that day
In 89 I was found with deejay's watch
In lost and found; mine it is oh where did it
Go; I was bitten that day though enlightened
By Eskay clear; In 90 I was given hen pecks
By all my teachers and a pox broke out
In the world that day; I fell in love like
Never before and chandermama called;
Then in 91 cubefaced I learnt that writing
Is natural: it's almost like I hold a sceptre;
In 92 khoobface my brother eternal joined
Me in my dance of love and life eternal
I learnt that my pretty hatthi katthi sistah
Rocks and we hathapaied for all time;
My bachcha became very naughty 
And the 93rd rule is that I'd soon find
My honey, all us friends in one school
Bro played boyfriend to keep me cool ;
Chandermama shut down Tinkle comics
And for that I'll make it grow like the moon
Eternal, in 94 I won the Nobel for choosing
Hindi as my matterbhasha; Mr Narasimha Rao
Beseeched me clear: "Become the President, now or else!"
Promises are made in heaven dear, 
But even in hell I join you, I made my self clear;
A big dharma politics broke out over a Moorthy
Over Lk Advaniji's brahmacharya rule;
All parties screamed loud and clear
And in school we screamed " United 
We stand, divided we fall!"
And that was the rise of Whoopi Goldberg
And Manisha Koirala; the kingdom of Nepal
Screamed at us and we held our fortresses strong as my pretty sisters were
Bitten by the Eskay cube; my deejay in a depression
Took up the whiskey class that day and said
"I'm never done Satyajeet Ray!"
In 95 we were born again after all the mayhem the
Previous year over the Nobel; in 96
I told him you know what I'm a holy girl
So I'll be Abeera now, you've always won;
In 96 I ran in the Olympics where frooti
Ruled and so did chipniks; in 97 the Titanic sank
After Kate was found with our friend;
In 98 cubeface I tell you what I learnt that
Computisation is in, and vedic mathematics
Out; I became an expert at it and held my wand
With many many strokes as Bhutta won;
Popcorn for the kids! Popcorn for the kids! 
The deejay screamed and I walked out of
Oplympian politics; the 99th khoobface
Is that I hurt myself as the witchhunter
Ran behind my sweet bachcha;
In the whole hundred I was hundred on hundred 
But the witchhunter's gardener walked into
My vase and played big big politics; then and
There I became a doctor and took the
Hippocrates oath not to harm anyone
And the word hypocrite was born;
Promises broke as baking soda was banned
And news styles of baking came into vogue then
This was because in the 98th rule
My baccha was harmed in a bogie
Just as the great ship sank: Criminal;
In the years I was shaping to study medicine 
I continued with all my award-winning theatricals;
And then as number two came the biggest
Education scam broke that year as we played
With the yoyo; many robotic toys very bad
We're created for children as Kane and Abel
Was written; in the third rule I understand
That I took up full honours in my study of
Medicine; till the 6th rule, I tell you honey
All I understood was love is love and life
Is life as deejay played with Eskay's head
And realised No, no because of the computisation 
They are all going the promiscuous way;
In the seventh rule I understood as a doctor
Homosexuality is natural as I conducted 
Research with my teacher; I won full marks
In the eighth Cubeface but again the
Biggest scam broke out again; and then
What can I say her gardner started a big 
Withchhunt on Eskay's clear vodka and
On the big Seth's gum, the pharmaceuticals
Told me then, you know we sell only farmer's cuticles these days
My friend! I learnt all and followed my Dharma
And wrote poetic pieces as a scribe ever
Since then as I had wielded the wand at birth
Great dirty politics over the President's rule; 
Then in 2012 the seth and his gang abducted me
Playing promiscuous politics through a camera, 
My friends I tell you celibacy rocks, promiscuity sucks;
And with the Trump card and the candlesticks
Of holy words there is a fekuchand
Selling you fake news; my honey was hurt
So badly that day that I broke down 
But fearless I became; the Sindoor agitation
Broke out that day, what if I marry him again
Then may be I'm on my way to President;
I worked harder than ever chanting Work is worship
And the nayak is the greatest warship
I broke all bhandas, celebrating Krishna birth
Till the 18th rule when the Noblemen came
I lost that day my greatest hawk and I cried
Myself to sleep drugged in my celibacy
By all the promiscuity; I tell you that is when
I learnt the importance of faith in love and life and
The holy word and that time is all we have, 
Space is all we are and love is all that 
Flows through us; all my friends that day
Were attacked by the me too scandal and
Even I fell then in all my celibacy and the
Trump card was thrown; in 19 the seth
Met me over Eskay's vodka:
Now in the end the noblemen have come again
And the whole world is boiling in a pressurecooker of
Prestigious crisis; I say today I have won:
Because goodness always
Conquers, love always wins;
Happiness is here I assure everybody, 
Truth prevails each moment, never
Promiscuity, may the victims of the
Humantrafficking racket who practise
Psycheartistry without their wand know
That our india is one: because United we
Stand, divided we fall! 
And what has happened now to Chinese 
Wuhan sauce? I have been recognised
Again as a Noblewoman as
With my wand I abolish capital punishment 
Illegality is adharmic:
Celibacy rocks, promiscuity sucks, 
And life is eternal and birth holy:
Celibacy rocks, promiscuity sucks!
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