The cat is out of the bag

Onanism is not good for your brain

It causes distress and nervous pain, 

Laugh off the worry, laugh off the views

And print happy, positive, precise news;

News is for the public you never know

What their thoughts may do to all of you;

Representing the pest control I teach

And beseech you pests to only 

be beautiful celibate daffodils

Across the land and across the sea

And abolish prostitution illegal

Pornography illegal;

Hassan is with me;

Laughing always

Says Hassan

No poetry comes

Without beautiful

Thoughts. 

#doelsengupta

#bharatmataterikasam

#pestcontrolofindiatalking

#dtwoq

#abeeratohassan

#beautifulthoughtsareareflectionofahealthymind

#alwaysacelibatequeenforhassan

#wantanallmediaeffort

#unitedwestanddividedwefall

#sharingiscaringsharingislove

#illegalsaleofnewsnotallowed

#nobelswon

#stopthefekugiripcitalking

#allareforgiventruthptevailsjusticeprevail

#marriedtohassanforalleternity