Joey gets a girl

By Doel Sengupta

Scene 1

In a coffee shop

Joey: I don't want to marry you.

Sadist Vaze: why?

Joey: because my dad doesn't want me to. And besides I don't love you at all.

Sadist vaze: who do you love?

Joey: my dad.

Sadist vaze: fine I'll get arrested.

Enter Andy who arrests her

Andy: Joey I've had enough.

Joey: where did Sadist vaze go?

Andy: she's a homicidal cannibal. She is in jail now.

Joey: how?

Andy: don't you remember? 

Joey: The plan!

Andy: all Hail love, life and God!

Joey: all Hail love, life and God.

Scene 2

In the army headquarters

Andy (authoritatively): Do you want a girl?

Joey: no

Andy: but you need a girl. Since you had so much Vagera Vagera.

Joey: I want Valera. My sister. She's my girl. I don't want any other girl.

Andy: so Valera. What about the Vagera Vagera?

Joey: I was poisoned by the Vagera Vagera.

Andy: who is Valera? Dolera? Then who is this (slips a picture in front of him)

Joey: this is Sadist Vaze. I'm not getting married. Dolera or Valera is my girl. My girl. (Sings my girl) who is Goel?

Andy: it's not doel or dolera. It's sadist vaze.

Joey: by George I've got it! By George I've got it!

Scene 3:

Brandy: so all the schoolish places are terror outfits do you understand?

Kali: Yes sir!

Brandy: lock them up. All of them

Kali: done sir.

Brandy: good boy. Now Joey.

(Joey enters)

Kali: sure only Valera is your girl? And you don't need Vagera Vagera?

Joey (looking bugged): Yes. I never took the Vagera myself. It was all a set up you gulaab ka pool.

Brandy: so we all have Dolera.

Joey: And I have a girl! Valera! By George Valera is my girl! Let's swirl, let's twirl! Give me some Brandy, Brandy! And Kali lock up all the schoolish terror outfits, will you?

Kali: Yes sir. Now Joey has a girl. It's Dolera.