Scene 1
On an island
Koli bear: I've been surrounded by the Army because my maidservant made me feel like I'm her husband. Will Dorah ever forgive me?
Japani joota: come here. Koli bear you're under arrest.
Koli bear (whimpering): but why?
Japani joota: for having children with your wife but living with your maidservant!!!!! You're under arrest because your maidservant says you slept with her. Also cheetah power come here. You're also under arrest. For beating up good people for your terrorist girlfriend. Victory in the Fearless realm! God love and life!
Koli bear: I didn't sleep with my maidservant.
Japani joota: I checked the footage. You did. Quietly come here. The Army has surrounded you. Don't move.
Cheetah power (walks up to Japani Joota): Arrest me sir! Koli bear is obnoxious and selfish. I'm not.
Koli bear (crying): I'm not selfish!!!!
Japani joota: no words till you are in jail. Where are all Dorah's cards?
Cheetah power: she's my sister!
Japani joota: but is everything there?
Cheetah power: I think so. Now I'll get arrested. Idiot. Stupid. Idiot.
Scene 2
In jail
Koli bear (laughing): I didn't sleep with the maidservant. I'll explain everything to you. I love my sweetheart absolutely and my life is in service of God. What I've gone through is what many people have gone through. I want to throw the maidservant out but the cops insist we keep her. I'm strictly against the maidservant.
Russian hat: are you sure?
French muffin: here sign these papers. You're free to go home.
Koli bear (smiling): God love and life! Ciao!
Cheetah power: I'm not leaving till the maidservant is not arrested.
French muffin: in France we don't employ maidservants. Cheetah power sign the release form. You have to have the maidservant arrested. God love and life.
Cheetah Power: I've also been raped just like Koli bear. Drugged and raped. We've been fighting for my sister. Many people are in their next lives and no death certificate has been issued. That's the problem. It's almost like there is chaos.
French muffin: don't trust the French but trust me. I'm with you. But first, nous Duvons mets les maidservants Dans LA prison.
Koli bear: sure? Cheetah power we haven't even been arrested.
Cheetah power: oh I see. We have to use the system for law and order. Fine understood.
Russian hat: but first we arrest the maidservant. It's your mission cheetah power. Arrest the rapist maidservant. Even in Russia we don't have servants. Buy four vaccum cleaners for the house.
Scene 3
In a home with beautiful paintings
Russian hat: voila! The maidservants have been arrested. In our countries these maids work as prostitutes.
French muffin: congratulations cheetah power and Koli bear. Here are your medals of honour both of you.
Japani joota: please do visit our country with Dora and deejoo. We love you guys and the children.
Koli bear: please come for my wedding with dorah.
French muffin (gushing): bien sur!
Cheetah power: You are very beautiful French muffin, I love you.
Russian hat: I love you too.
The five of them dance the cha chi Choo with their feet for two minutes.
Koli bear: wait I'll make some coffee.
Japani joota: I'll help you make it. India is like Paradise except for the maidservants here. In our countries they worked as prostitutes.
Cheetah power: victory! All the maidservants have been arrested. I've just got the information.
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