All Schoolish terror outfits shut down

Doel Sengupta

Scene 1

Inside a schoolish terror outfit

Janpando: what are you doing here?

Lemon juice: I've come to talk to you. I'm a cop. Is this a terror outfit?

Janpando: Yes it is. Should I lock it up?

Lemonjuice: let's both lock up all the schoolish terror outfits.

Janpando: sure. All my other Janpando friends were just waiting for a sign.

Enter Rasmalai

Rasmalai: also (waving her arms about dancing) shut down all the schoolish terror outfits and burst them into flames.

Janpando: That's the plan.

Lemon Juice: that's the plan?

Janpando (loudly): all Hail God, love and life!!!!

All (loudly): All Hail God, love and life!!!!

Scene 2

Inside a collegerial terror outfit

Lemon Juice: I've come here to shut this terror outfit down. I'm a cop! (Flashes badge)

Yoshanda: You want it up in flames too? (With a broad smile)

Lemon juice: All Hail God, love and life.

Yoshanda: ( stands up and salutes) All Hail God, love and life.

Enter kaju katri 

Kaju katri (singing): blow them up

Blow them up

Into Cinders

For Cinderella!

All the terror outfits!

Yoshanda: All Hail God, love and Life!

Kaju katri (sings in a melodious voice): All Hail God, love and life!

Lemon juice: all locked up. Yoshanda it's up to you to burst them into flames. Your mission. Get it?

Kaju katri: it's everybody's mission. So stupid! Idiotic!

All: all Hail God, love and life!

Scene 3

Inside a universal terror outfit

Lemon juice: I'm not entering. I'll talk to this nice tobacco chewing spittled man here.

Sir?

Lafuchu: Yes?

Lemonjuice: I'm a cop. Here's my badge. I've come to shut this Universal terror outfit down. But I'm too scared to enter.

Lafuchu: traumatised? Eh?

Lemonjuice: kind of.

Enter diamond crushed sparkle

Diamond Crushed Sparkle (shouting): All Hail God, love and life! It's time to shut all the terror outfits and blow them up in flames.

(A huge flame is perceived by Lemon Juice. In the cold winter he feels hot. He turns around and the Universal terror outfit is in flames, never to be seen again.)

Lemon Juice (shivering in fear, whimpering): All Hail God, love and life!

Lafuchu: (hugs Lemon Juice): Are you alright my friend.

Diamond crushed sparkle lays him a kiss.

Diamond crush Sparkle: I'll sing you a song.

(She sings Lemon Juice a song as the Universal terror outfit is burnt to ashes).