Thursday, 14 December 2023

The Shok Gokul is a terror outfit

By Doel Sengupta
Scene 1
Inside a temple in the mountains
Andy: The shok gokul is a terror outfit.
Koli bear: all the shok gokul people and their allied people have been arrested.
Andy: I'm not sure. You're a liar.
Koli bear: I trust in good people now. I've done much wrong by calling myself a bad man and associating with bad people.
Andy: burn this temple! We don't care about Koli bear! Burn it as God wills. It belongs to the Shok people, The Shok Gokul! God, love and life!!! Burn this temple.
(Andy leaves the temple and throws a grenade inside the temple. Koli bear can feel the heat as the temple around him burns and he leaves vowing to never enter a temple again.)
(Enter crystal gaze soother)
Crystal gaze soother: all the temples are wrong. They are the Shok Gokul's temples, churches and mosques. Down with them! God, love and life! Immortality is here!
(Koli bear whimpers and quivers and starts whispering only to God.)
Crystal gaze soother: The shok gokul is a big menace. Get Koli bear away! He's a huge menace! Burn all the hotels where the shok gokul meets!!!! God, God, God! Goodness, love and life!
Andy: I'm placing grenades in all Shok Gokul's places. Down with Shok Gokul! This is God's will! We love God! God, love and life!!!
Crystal gaze soother: I'll arrest all the Shok Gokul people who are free now in an hour.
Koli bear (Wraps his arm around her): I'll help you. God willing. God, love and life! Goodness conquers all! Good has defeated evil this day!

Scene 2
Inside an apartment where Koli bear is alone with his two children Abadee and Abadoo.
Koli bear (enters softly): who is this strange lady here sitting and mouthing falsities?
Abadoo: dad it's a Shok Gokul person who wanted to kill us.
Koli bear (shouting): get away from my children. (Beats up the strange lady).
Abadee: dad we don't want to chant strange things and have voodoodeedoo people around us.
Abadoo: dad please protect us and get our mom here and don't ever let the shok gokul people enter.
(Koli bear messages Andy and Crystal Gaze Soother): sack the servants!!!! ASAP.
(Koli Bear picks up Abadee and Abadoo on his lap and comforts them as they bawl and weep. Koli Bear comforts them with his bear hands and tells them a story. ABADEE cuts him short)
Abadee: I don't want to go to school.
Koli Bear: no school, college or university for you.
Abadoo: I want to throw all my toys away.
Koli bear: let's throw them away now.
(They pack up and throw whatever Abadee and Abadoo want thrown away)
Abadee: Mission Accomplished!

Scene 3
Inside the army headquarters
Inspector Godbole: I've just got information that all the temples, churches and mosques are run by shok gokul and that Pape is a sinner of the highest order! God, love and life!
Jonah nice girl: what should we do now?
Inspector godbole: contact Koli bear and tell him to give orders to burn all the shok gokul terror outfits to ashes! God, love and life.
Jonah nice girl (messages Koli Bear): INSPECTOR GODBOLE: BURN ALL SHOK GOKUL AND ALLIED TERROR HUBS TO THE GROUND/TO ASHES. PAPE IS A SINNER! AND THEY ARE ALL MURDERERS IN THE SHOK GOKUL. RELAY MESSAGE. GOD! LOVE! LIFE.
Jonah nice girl (to Inspector Godbole): done sir.
Inspector Godbole: now send  message to yohum shona to arrest all Shok Gokul's people in one hour. I'm making the plan and strategy. Tell him that. God, love and life.
Jonah Nice Girl: Aye aye captain! God love and life!
Jonah Nice Girl (types a message to Yohum Shona): INSPECTOR GODBOLE MAKING STRATEGY. FOLLOW THESE ORDERS. GOD, LOVE AND LIFE. ALL SHOK GOKUL PEOPLE TO BE ARRRESTED AND PUT IN SERBIAN PRISONS IN ONE HOUR. ALL SHOK GOKUL PLACES BEING BURNT TO ASHES. EVACUATE GOOD PEOPLE. ARREST THE REST. FOLLOW STRATEGY. CODE: GOD LOVE AND LIFE.
Jonah nice girl: mission accomplished! God love and life. This is God's will.
Inspector Godbole (messages Koli Bear): ARE YOU ALRIGHT? GOD LOVE AND LIFE!!!!
Koli bear's message on Inspector Godbole's phone: I THINK I'VE HAD AN UNREST CURE. I NEED TO UNREST AND WORK. GOD LOVE AND LIFE. CHILDREN THROWING THINGS AWAY. GIVEN ORDERS TO SACK SERVANTS. MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS. GOD LOVE AND LIFE. MAKE A PLAN AND STRATEGY TO ASHIFY ALL SHOK GOKUL TERROR HUBS AND ARREST ALL SHOK GOKUL PEOPLE. IM BUSY WITH THE KIDS. WILL FOLLOW YOUR PLAN. GOD LOVE AND LIFE.
Inspector Godbole: (messages Koli Bear): TAKE CARE. TWO GOOD WORDS. MARK MY WORD. BE CAREFUL, VERY CAREFUL. OF THE SERVANTS. SACK THEM. GOING TO WORK NOW. GOD LOVE AND LIFE.
Inspector Godbole (to Jonah Nice Girl): You are a good girl. Let me tell you a little about my special friend. She's like an elder sister to me. God love and life.
Jonah Nice girl: mission accomplished. God love and life.



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