The maidservants give all the keys to cheetah power

By Doel Sengupta

Scene 1

Inside a home with lots of plastic and silk

Cheetah power: this is your last day of cleaning?

(Only her lips are shown) Jhootimooh: Yes.

Cheetah power: sure?

Jhootimooh: Yes.

Cheetah power: what's your plan now?

Jhootimooh: to live in jail because I murdered your father.

Cheetah power: You are under arrest. 

(Cheetah power puts the handcuffs on her and takes her to jail. In jail he meets Koli bear.)

Koli bear: you're here. In this cell jhootimooh. Put the lasers on her.

Jhootimooh: God make sure I never leave jail.

Cheetah power: God willing.

Scene 2

Inside the plastic home

Cheetah power: what's burning.

Tedimooh: it's plastic.

Cheetah power: why?

Tedimooh: all the keys are there.

Cheetah power: all the keys are there. DID you lie to DEEDEE?

tedimooh: Yes I did.

Cheetah power: are you lying now?

Tedimooh: I've stopped lying.

Cheetah power (to andy): Arrest tedimooh.

(Goes to check the keys. Finds all the keys there and secures them. ALL THE KEYS ARE THERE.)

Andy: sir, I'm transporting all the maidservants to laser jails in Serbia. 

Cheetah mooh: thank you.  Tedimooh keep your trap shut.

Scene 3

In a home with beautiful paintings

Koli bear: Dorah bui I'm home.

Dorah: welcome home Koli bear.

Koli bear: there will be no maidservants or cooks in this house from now on. And all the acid pills have stopped.

Dorah: really?

Koli bear: Yes shona. I've bought 6 vaccum cleaners. Choose the one you want.

(Dorah chooses the most beautiful one.)

Dorah: I love you. (Showers Koli bear with kisses).

Koli bear: and Yes all the terrorists have been arrested. They'll never trouble you again. I'll sell your paintings on your behalf now. And Yes French muffin wants a tarot reading.

Dorah: You get a ten per cent cut.

Koli bear: really? Will you marry me?

Dorah: of course you'll get a cut. Whoopee! I'm a free bird now. Let's have pizza today. The new job is also going very well.

Koli bear: I love you. (Kisses her.)