rootsorrow and Koli bear break up: alls well that ends well

Scene 1

In an apartment

Koli bear: You are not my wife.

Rootsorrow: then who is your wife?

Koli bear: not you. Her name is Dorma.

Rootsorrow: fuck off and drink your poisons or I'll beat you up.

Koli bear: Beat me?

Rootsorrow: you've tried my patience (starts Beating him with a broom).

Koli bear: stop

Rootsorrow really hits him with a broom. He  slightly bruised near the eye.)

Koli bear: I'll drink the poison. Stop hitting me. My wife Dorma Shakeel would never beat me.

Rootsorrow (Beating him): then why do you keep staring at my books?

Koli bear: Because they are fake.

Scene 2

In an office

Rootsorrow: pile Koli bear with work. Exhaust him.

Vipper: Yes, let's do that all of us. And let us leave him alone in the office. ROOTSORROW you seduce him when we are alone. And then say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Rootsorrow: here he comes. Quick everybody leave.

Koli bear: hi Rootsorrow.

Rootsorrow: my jaaneman, my jaaneja. Suck my nipples right now. Unbuttons her shirt.

Koli bear: I have a lot of work (sits on his chair).

(Rootsorrow rubs her scarf over Koli Bear's face. Koli bear shouts)

Koli bear: Help! Help! Help! I'm being raped! Help!

Rootsorrow: Raped?

Koli bear: I told you my wife is Dorah Shaqeel, you maid servant. Leave me alone. (Dials 100).

(Rootsorrow escapes into a cabin sends a message to Vipper)

MISSION FAILED!!!!!!!!!!

Scene 3

Inspector sweetbole enters

Inspector sweetbole: what happened here?

Koli bear: I'm a married man and Rootsorrow was raping me.

Inspector sweetbole: who is Rootsorrow?

Come here! Bitch!!!!!!

(Koli bear starts crying.)

Inspector sweetbole: Rootsorrow you've been arrested! (Puts handcuffs on her). Jail for life for rape.

(Rootsorrow stands naked in front of inspector sweetbole and accepts her sentence)

(Koli bear realises he was playing with fire and thanks inspector sweetbole profusely. Inspector sweetbole puts rootsorrow in a police van and comes back to Koli bear.)

Sweetbole: let's have some tea. Business karna hai?

Koli bear: Yes.

Sweetbole: toh karna! Ye office chord de aaj. Wife ke saath business mein lag ja. Mera raja beta. Mera achcha beta.

(Koli bear starts crying)

Koli bear: I'll tell you about my wife Dorah Shaqeel.

(They laugh over a cup of coffee

Sweetbole: I love you.

Koli bear: I love you too. I love Dorah and the kids!