Nash greatest

Nash goes to the house

Fully alert and thinks

Should he drape a

Trouser or a skirt!

He puts on the garb

Of the most noble man

And switches on

The kettle and the fan!

He makes a magic

Trick put into action,

Greatest magician

With the greatest Fandom.

He makes the most money

In all immortal eternity now

And prays to God for

A lucky charm that is

Revealed to him at 

Half past five

And he picks the

Charm and the wife.

His wife kisses

Him all over

Most handsome

Today but never

Better than

Chotto bacha

Anyday. He always

Sits in a regal pose

And gets his

Spycard with

The charm.

Gifts many 

Come to him--

Nash with

The greatest

Fandom

And quips.