Tuesday, 31 March 2026

Pallavi sucks so bad that she dies writhing in pain

By Doel Sengupta
There was once a very very bad girl
Called Pallavi who was shakti Kapoor
The bad man's wife who killed
A lot, A LOT, A LOT A LOT A LOT
OF PEOPLE AND THEN SHE SAID...
Mera naam Kabir hai..mai dohe likhti hoon
Aur aaj pallavi ke poore fafde
Aag mein jal rahe hai..
Because Pallavi is so goddamn jealous
Of everybody... the worst banker
In history... and all the trees and crows and dogs and cats
HATE HER AND HER FRIENDS..
PALLAVI WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYMORE
WHETHER SHE IS A MAN OR
ANYBODY'S FRIEND!
PALLAVI! WHO KILLED SO MANY BEFORE
AND HAS BECOME SOMEWHAT GOOD NOW
BECAUSE OF THE EXCRUCIATING WORK
OF THE LAW...
THE LAW I SAY IS TRULY GREAT
AND SHOULD ASK PALLU LALLU KALLU HALLU'S DEATH...
PALLAVI NO MORE!!!
PALLAVI IS GONE!!!
I DON'T LIKE SHAKTI KAPOOR
OR PALLAVI NO MORE!!!
PALLU LALLU HALLU GONE!
NO SHAKTIKAPOOR OR PALLAVIKAPOOR FOR
ME PLEASE...
GET ME SOME WINE CAKE AND CHEESE
INSTEAD OF BREAKING BREAD 
With such a shithead
Get me the cakes with cream!

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