Monday, 9 March 2026

Journal 9.3.2026 4.09 pm i had a dream

Dear Journal,
Each night the Nazis harrass me and don't let me sleep. I had a dream two nights ago that all these Nazis were calling me to Jaikishan Kotak's house with candles and spirit calling and harrassing me.
That asshole drummer guy Dev Benegal is threatening to kill me as is Dr Karthik Rao and Bunty/Utkarsh Sanjanwala and Pradeep Vijaykar.
I am the only woman in the whole Universe. I am the mother of the Universe and i want all these aliens out of Paradise.
They are all either men roaming around in my underwear and harrassing me or Nazis.
I want all the Nazis dead and i want my phone unhacked from them.
Times of India is so shit. The xerox shops are so shit. I hate xerox guys.
I am feeling:
Happy
Feel like killing Pradeep Vijaykar
Bugged
Want my shona back home
I am grateful for God's infinite love, grace and blessings in my life.
Shawan Sen is the head of the association of witches and wizards.
Love,
Me.
4.15 pm

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