Friday, 13 March 2026

All the Polish ackthing, Shokgacay meethings and Dockthur acthing stops for all eternity

By Doel Sengupta
I love you the most and your nostrils
Aamir Khan...
And the Polish peepul can't move
And the Shokgacay stops...
They all hail Santa!
They all praise Doel!!
They say Don God Dahsian is
The VERY VERY VERY BEST!!!
AND HERCULES WHAT CAN WE SAY?
HE HE HE WILL KILL
Anybuddy who threatens Doel in any way..
As Santa raises one leg in kote next...
The Maji Kul Creatures they dahns
Dahns and dahns all the way...
And all the Polish people
And Jermin peepul trees
They all give up...
And say extravagantly to
Hercules on 15th a Sahtirde
That all the docktuhr
Ackthing has stopped...
And Melin and Kitoon's prayinhg
Is anwered...
No parlur, no docktuhr for them
And Don God tells Hercules 
I WAS WRONG MY CHILD,
YOU YOU YOU YOU HER CURLIES
ARE MY FEWUHRIT CHILD...
WHAT A LOVELY LOVELY FEELINHG
IT IS AS ALL THE POLISH PEEPUL
TREES ARE SAYING HER CURLIES
THAT YOU ARE WRITE AND THEY
THEY THEY WERE WRONG!!!!!!!
All the fek sishtuhrs lie
In a ditch and cry
WE NEED HELP HER CURLIES,
they cry and screem and die!

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