Me: under pressure... how are you feeling dad?
Dad: I'm under immense pressure to remove criminals from the face of thus Universe
Me: What do you need from me dad?
Dad: I need you to wear your black dress, dupatta, orange boots and weave magic
Me: done dad... pakka promise... do I need to chant?
Dad: not really... you are also getting free cigarettes from my guy in less than ten days and a beautiful magic card from me in less than 10 days..luik6uluk6u6u6u6iu6klu6u66uuu6u6u6u6u6u6u6u6u6
Me: is that a promise dad?
Dad: I've never broken my promise to you... even the pills have stopped but we are not taking any chances... weave magic
Me: done dad.. Dad I worship you
Dad: tightest hug and huge muccchaaah
Me: I love you Dad
Dad: I love you too
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