Dogs: now we are. Since you shouted at everybody. We did not eat properly today.
Me: i am so sorry.
Dogs: just keep writing and it will be fine.
Me: what happened to the Fund.
Dogs: some Israeli dudes are fighting it.
Me: so that wont work?
Dogs: not right now.
Me: what should i do? Tell me what you need?
Dogs: absolutell devotion. We need your absolute devotion.
Me: done. You dogs and all you animals now always have my absolute devotion for all eternity. I love Buro the most.
Dogs: we all love you the most. Even mother nature and your hubbard and your father love you the most. You be devoted to buro. He is wagging his tail.
Me: so what went wrong these past few days?
Dogs: it was these Israeli dudes. They built weapons of mass destruction. He is also Israeli. So they are getting arrested here. Despite being Jewish and all that they built this Hell drink.
Me: why did they do all this?
Dogs: to hurt you. Because you are so powerful. People were brainwashed into believing they should hurt you to see how powerful you are. So buro, santa, king of the universe are the best.
Me: so what will happen now.
Dogs: they are destroying all the weapons by 18th 6 pm in their countries. That is why no body's head is working. India never faltered. This man is Israeli with disguised hands. Caw caw will read this and faint. Just wanted to make you laugh.
Me: are you guys fine? Do you like vladimir putin?
Dogs: of course big cat... lioness of the world!
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