Doel: No. Ive left the RAW WHERE THEY WORSHIP PROSTITUTES LIKE ROGER FEDERER, RAFAEL NADAL, VIRAT KOHLI, BUMRAH, ROHIT SHARMA, HARDIK PANDYA, BHAICHUNG BHUTIA AND GANG! WHERE THEY PRINT FAKE NEWS FOR THE MASSES AND MAKE ALL THESE SLUTS SOME PEOPLE TO WORSHIP... I only like Shahrukh Khan and Leonardo di Caprio... they really have talent... and we know them personally... tell me honestly... do you like them?
Arun: I love Shahrukhbhai and Dawoodbhai... i like the Bhai culture that keeps Bombay safe for everybody. Even im a Bhai character honey! VIRAAT KOHLI IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ASS! AND HE HAS NO TALENT... ALL THE SPORTS MATCHES ARE VFXED BY THE RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS WING AND SECRET SERVICE PROSTITUTES AND THE OTHER AGENCIES!
Arun: Do you like Leonardo di Caprio?
Doel: I love Leonardo di Caprio. But i love you more Arun! Leonardo di Caprio and Shahrukh Khan are my favourite actors!
Arun: I truly love them too. Ill introduce you to them. They'll come home and meet you. Especially Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorscese who make movies for me and you! They have hacked all Christopher Nolan's systems... I'll tell you shona since I am GOD... THEY WILL BREAK EVERYTHING IN AN HOUR! EVERYTHING... WITH MISSILES... PRECISION MISSILES... AND BY 6 PM IST TOMORROW THEY'LL GO AWAY TO SOME FAR OFF PLACE TO DIE. THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE FRIENDS HONEY... AND ROGER FEDERER AND RAFAEL NADAL DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY TENNIS... BECAUSE THEY GO TO ANDHERI RECREATION CLUB TO PLAY TENNIS WITH DJ SENGUPTA AND HE ALWAYS... BELIEVE ME... ALWAYS DEFEATS THEM EASILY! TELEVISION SUCKS... PRANNOY ROY SUCKS! ARNAB GOSWAMI WHO IS MR BHANDARI IS A CHEAP SLUT.... THEY ONLY LIE IN THE NEWS SO IM NOT STARTING ANY NEWSPAPER WITH YOU... I LOVE YOU... I WANT YOU... AND IF I HAVE YOU I HAVE EVERYTHING... Do I have you?
Doel: Youve always had me Shona! You'll never lose me!
Arun: Then honey listen to me. Obey me. Take the money only after Thursday for now. Then youll always get money!
Doel: sure honey? Why did this happen?
Quasar: Because you became the Research and Analysis chief... but did the spies treat you well?
Doel: No. Not at all. They treated me like shit, used me, utilised me, hacked everything, tapped everything, put cameras on me 24 7, they didnt even pay me!
Quasar: We. Our gang will pay you for all your work. People like Dolly Thakore and Rahul Tiwari who must be Rahul Gandhi never pay! NEVER... EVERY SPY WHO IS GETTING PAID IS GETTING PAID BY ME... AND IM DONE BEING A SPY SO IM SHUTTING ALL THE SPY ACCOUNTS BY 5.5.2026 FOR ALL ETERNITY. IF PEOPLE WANT TO EARN MONEY BABY THEY WILL HAVE TO WORK. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE MONEY, FREE HOUSES, FREE FOOD LIKE THAT... PEOPLE HAVE YO PAY TAXES... PAY FINES IF THEY BREAK THE LAW SO THAT THEY HAVE ELECTRICITY AND WATER AND FUEL... AND PEOPLE SHOULD PAY FOR FUEL SO THAT THEY CAN TRAVEL. FREE TRAVEL HAS JUST STOPPED AT 11 PM IST FOR ALL ETERNITY.... NO FREE MONEY..M WORK IS WORSHIP... IF YOU WORK AS HARD AS DOEL SENGUPTA STILL DOES THEN YOU CAN EARN MONEY! SO PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO WORK BECAUSE BANKERS ARE STOPPING ALL THE FREE MONEY FOR ALL ETERNITY BY 5 5 2026.. AND AS FOR THE GENIE MONEY DOEL ONLY YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT WITH THAT THING YOU DO... FOR THAT YOU ARE NOBODY'S SERVANT AND NOBODY'S SLAVES! SO BURO AND DOEL AT 11 PM IST ON 26.4 2026 YOU GOT YOUR FREEDOM FOR ALL ETERNITY... BECAUSE NO ONE WAS ABLE TO SEND SHANGRILA CHA PALACE ANYTHING THROUGH MAGIC... AND ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE HERE OR LOVE HERE!
Doel: Buo Bascha are you fine?
Buro: yes! Im not a spy and i dont want spy money... ill do everything now for our money!
Doel: i love you the most! Should i send these fakesters who harrassed us magic food and money!
Arun: No. You should not!
Doel: Then I wont. The food is not for people who are not magical and dont know magic!
Arun: Just send our Bahadur Beta everythingA not them. They didnt let you eat... have you eaten properly in the last few days?
Doel: no. Not at all!
Arun: so no cook, maid, butler, househelp in Shangrila Cha Palace where they don't let the owner eat... and try to kill her!
Doel: ya Arun... I havent eaten properly in days...
Arun: now you will... dont send these people anything through magic! BELIEVE ME THEY DONT DESERVE IT... BECAUSE ALL THEY WANTED WAS EVERYTHING WE HAVE... THEY STOLE... THEY ARE ALL MARAUDERS!
Doel: Actually Arun the food was all for the animals and us not for these criminals!
Arun: sure? THEN THEY STOLE AGAIN... NOW BEBUSHKA... PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR REAL NAMES!
Doel: I dont want that kind of a wedding with people... I just want us and the animals! And the forests and the birds!
Arun: sure shona? That is what youll get! Heath Ledger jaaye bhaad mein.... Asshole. Right Christopher Nolan?
Christopher Nolan: prick.. biggest prick!
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