Goddess: No more religious vows. 2003 was the last and final. And really no wedding. Since you have four other women who are nost beautiful. You humiliated me in public.
Mother Nature: dont manipulate me and her.
God: no double bed?
Goddess: never. I want my single bed and i want to work and definitely not in Qtp where you had a girlfriend and i was cheated and humiliated.
Hercules: Dodo you be yourself and you take the decisions in your life. I am your best friend and i've understood everything. I'll explain it to you truthfully at the right time without manipulating you. We are the Faoeuwdblaeyah! Donald Trump is part of us.
God: I don't want to sleep by anyone's side ever.
Hercules: sure Dodo?
Goddess: Yes. Absolutely!
Mother Nature: when he tells you everything honestly you should click a few photographs of his face. For now Renee Zelwegger, Eshna, Punita Bhakta and Toral are the worst women. Are they very nice God? Nice to sleep by and talk to into the night? After your wedding with them?
God: Mother Nature....
Mother Nature: You married them. You got double beds with them. You spoke to them into the night and you never gave your first wife who should have always been your only wife that privilege. So believe me Hercules THERE IS NO OTHER WEDDING. 2003 WAS THE LAST AND ONLY ONE. THIS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH. HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE FOUND THEM MORE BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.
Goddess: So have you got the point now God?
God: yes. I think I have. Do you love me so much that you fought for this marriage against all odds!
Goddess: yes my Gulaab ka phool.
God: so honey will you marry me? (There is nobother wedding and Ruma Sengupta is immortal.)
Goddess: Of course i will marry you. You married four other women because you dont believe in marriage?
God: Honey Ive never cheated on you. I love you the most.
Goddess: so who are these four other women? And who is Janak who is settling down in Dubai with her children with Deepak?
Mother Nature: it's alright. There is no case and Donald Trump is a close family friend who wont try to explain anything to any police person. He does love you. He doesn't know what the right thing to say is anymore.
God: And honey im never chanting these two chants. No one is coming home to chant.
Goddess: Sure?
God: And honey.. you fought for our marriage against all odds? You sleep on the single bed. There is no renovation or deep cleaning or any redevelopment project.
Goddess: Promise me that.
God: I promise you.
Hercules: Now Mother Nature did he take religious vows with them and sign marriage certificates?
Mother Nature: That is something that didn't happen but the police said it did. And then they beat him up, put him in jail and cooked up a cock and bull story.
Goddess: Sure Mother Nature?
Mother Nature: But there is no other wedding. The wedding already happened on April 14 to April 24th 2003.
God: Honey i love you the most. Will you marry me?
Goddess: Of course I will!
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