Conversation with Modelleyreeneedeedeedudu 6.43 pm ist 27.4.2026

Mod: I won't punish anyone. I won't punish the animals. Today I am Bakar Alam and I will make great tea and not do dusting. I won't replace anything. I won't touch anything. I just dismantled Heath Ledger's main tapping device and I won't be cruel ever. I'll be humble and kind and put only cannabis in the tea and hashish in the rotis and parathas and no sleeping pills in the soup. No sleeping pills for anyone no matter what Emmauella Macroni says!

Doel: Are you coming tomorrow?

Mod: No tomorrow Mod will be Sekalanda in the morning and Bumrah in the evening. Actually Bumtoonooroo will come in the evening not Bumrah and I don't want to see Baby's face or Mr D J Sengupta's face. But I have to. Only this evening! No complaints. Only gratitude for the hundred rupees I am making today. Im actually not a banker. Im just a regular sewage department guy and I've got a salary of Rs 26.3354 lakh per month in the sewage department. And i want cruelty to end. Now God are there anymore tapping devices?

God: You put tapping devices in all the rooms man Bakar Alam! I'll remove them. I Arun Divakaran. You don't bother. Just give all the animals the magic food. Take that vow!

Mod: I'll give all the animals and all of this family the magic food.

Doel: Now finish working and leave. Don't stay here till 9. When are you leaving?

Mod: I'll finish quickly and leave. Soon. No loitering around anywhere!