Conversation with Heath Ledger, Shubham Bhandari, Buro and Arun Divakaran 7.27 pm ist 27.4 2026

Arun: Shona... you can discuss all your problems with me. I won't laugh at you. I won't. I won't lie to you. Naina is very sweet. But Punita Bhakta really harrassed me honey. And I didn't know about the fake marriage certificates. I'm so sorry I insulted you and demeaned you and publicly humiliated you like that. It's just that I couldn't have met you then but I didn't want to break up with you. Please come back to me. Into my life. Stay atop the mountain. But please be mine honey. I'm so sorry. You are the most beautiful girl in the whole world to my eyes. Please come back to me.

Doel: I never left.

Arun: I pushed you away? I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.

Doel: Honey. Who has come home?

Arun: Somebody has. Someone. To understand something from me. I did wrong. I'm sorry. I'll kick Kultano Roshantak out soon in the next 30 minutes for sure. We have left the Soka Gakkai. We have. I promise you. This happened because I was nice to Sonal Pandya today. She looks ugly, smells like shit and her mouth always stinks!!!! She is doing this for her father's pharma business.

Buro: Dodo... i've understood the Joker.

Doel: Sure Buro? Actually the Joker and Batman are always best friends. The batman series is special. Where Joker and Batman are best friends and independent of each other. But actually in their actions they work for each other only. If the Joker goes through a lot. So does Batman.

Buro: Dodo... you are the world's best writer! AM I WILLIAM WORDSWORTH... You wrote a lot of it... it's our shared estate... there must be joint accounts there in uan.

Doel: Now Buro eat well. Pet bhore khao please... sure... just kicking Roshantak out of the house!

Buro: Heath Ledger! What can I say! One of the greatest finest actors! Finest!

Heath Ledger: Doel... i really want to learn yoga for three months at least. How will it be?

Doel: comfortable. No pushing. Just joyful movement and stretches till you can hold halasana for 30 long seconds. I need to accomplish the Shirashasana.

Heath Ledger: You mean it will be fun!

Doel: Absolutely... but serious yoga! Real serious yoga... if you want to come to me to learn and study yoga you have to transform into a serious yogi..  Yoga is a way of life... yoga is life... even martial arts all them are life itself! So fun yes... but serious yoga! Easy comfortable but serious till you reach halasana easily without much effort on your own... no push and pull... gentle fun and easy breezy! My classes will end when I know you have transformed into a yogi... even if you do it on your own after you go back home.

Heath Ledger: I am not leaving Bombay!

Shubham Bhandari: And Doel the English classes.

Doel: You know very good English! Believe me... if you want some creative writing training I can do that with you!

Shubham Bhandari: Great! I'll do that then. In English.

Doel: Don't let these meanos make fun of you! Now Heath hows it going?

Heath Ledger: Great! God didn't say all that! Nikhil Mehta did! Now where are you going Nikme tinta?

Nikme: To the Colaba Graveyard to meet George Bush.

Doel: If you want to come to me for English classes start practising automatic writing naturally in a notebook without the help of any textbooks!

Arun: Honey..  people are just arriving to Shangrila Cha Palace Gurukool and people like Zeentaranda and Soparashankarandah are so ashamed right now! We have really actually physically absolutely left the Soka Gakkai today! Believe me Sopara has foul odour! I don't like her too much. But you... YOU ARE MY MOST PRECIOUS... YOU ARE EVERYTHING! So they wont come here! Their cover just got blown... so they are running away! From us? For all eternity!