Conversation with God, Hercules and Dawood 1.42 pm ist on 26.4.2026

Goddess: I'm not publicly dating you like that again in this life! You humiliated me publicly for Renee Zelwegger and Punita Bhakta and said you find them most beautiful. And since you are not a liar and never tell a lie I WANT MY DATA BACK... WHEN IS IT COMING BACK... YOU TOLD ME TORAL IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND... AND THE POLICE SUCKS!!!! TODAY YOU ARE FEEDING ME SHIT FOOD FOR PUNITA BHAKTA AND RENEE ZELWEGGER AND YOU PUBLICLY SHAMED ME FOR THEM... IM NEVER SLEEPING BY YOUR SIDE EVER AND LET ME BE.. When am I getting my data back?

God: ill break all the police systems and give you your data in entirety.

Goddess: When Mother Nature? By 1.5.2026... but im never working in QTP MOTHER NATURE WHERE HE AGAIN HUMILATED ME FOR OTHER WOMEN AND CALLED THEM MOST BEAUTIFUL... YOU DID THAT! DON'T LIE!!!! AND BURO DONT BREAK YOUR PROMISES..  BE ON YOUR WAY TO THE UNITED STATES BY 5 PM IST...

Hercules: im sorry all this happened because of me because God and Santa Claus lied that they never cheated on you. And you are William Wordsworth not me. I HATE THE POLICE.

Santa: Buri when are you eating?

GODDESS: After you three finish eating since you three are the Masters of the house. And Buro you have to eat all this lazeez food till 5 pm ist as you promised Melon and Mother Nature. Don't break your promises or don't make promises.  A promise is a promise. Im not celebrating any festival in 2026 and I love Buro the most. AND SANTA CLAUS I WANT MY ROOM TO REMAIN JUST THE WAY IT IS FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH MAGIC CUPBOARDS. DON'T WANT NO RENOVATION OR REDEVELOPMENT JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVED TIMES OF INDIA SO MUCH MORE OVER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER.

GOD: That was the last date? And i have to play Arun Divakaran only.

Goddess: Obviously!!!! UNLESS YOU WANT THE MEDIA TO HUMILIATE YOU LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO. YOU HAVE TO. I HATE THE MEDIA. I HATE THE POLICE. I LOVE SOCIETY. I AM SOCIETY. I AM PG WODEHOUSE!

Mother Nature: Now everything will turn out fine for Goddess for all eternity!