Doel: He is!
Shendge: This is not me! How should i write in English? I know only basic English!
Doel: Write whatever you feel like writing. Don't use the dictionary for now. Write garbage. But write for at least ten minutes everyday! Create your own new words if required. But YOU write for at least ten minutes everyday! Because the dictionary is actually for expert level readers! So forget the dictionary and write golden garbage and don't throw the notebook! Show it to me! Don't hide it from me.
Arun: Honey Kantharudondhona and Shaparikagandhadhoondh don't know any English but they were teaching them! So their classes have just stopped for all eternity! BRITISH COUNCIL IS JUST DESTROYED!
Doel: Keep the dictionary... i'll teach all of you how to read a dictionary... now just read and write in golden garbage fashion! Golden garbage because the sewage deparment rocks! That's where the party is tonight! Party toh ab hi shuru hui hai!
Shoileshmesho: I really want to learn creative writing in English.
Doel: Chuck the dictionary for now but PLEASE DON'T THROW THE DICTIONARY AND THE GOHONZON AWAY! And write golden garbage for the sewage department for all the wouldn't it be loverly people!
Simboom: I love you. I love Ruma the most!
Doel: Sheemboom!
Shoilesh: Should we chant!
Doel: No. Not at all!
Shoilesh: and the Gohonzon is someone's masterpiece work of art of love! So we won't throw it away!
Doel: there will be no major fight over it as they wanted!
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