Me: how much food will i get? And will i get money?
Kalu my heera: you will eat till you are pet bhora and till you dont burp they will keep feeding you royal food. And as for money! It's all yours...
Me: no
Kitoon: alright... it's all the animals and God's... so we will make God, Hercules and Santa always manage the finances. We nave conquered all... God is now by 1 pm ist on 25.4.2026 the Emperor of the Empire for all eternity. God will you claim it?
God: yes. I have already done that! How much money do you need?
Me: quite a bit shona...
God: take it from the cupboard... the key wont be hidden like that by 2 o clock.
Me: can i take it from the bag and purse?
God: yes... very soon you are getting a special unlimited card.
Me: what is the problem honey?
Kitoon: people who worked against us are moving away by 3 pm ist on 25.4.2026 for all eternity! He will get the thing by 2 minutes. Victory for all the magical creatures!!!
God: we have won!!!! HONEY WE HAVE WON!
ME: I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE KHOOBSURAT! WE HAVE WON THE CASE!!!!!!
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