Conversation with Simboom shurutoo and gondhapaani 7.01 pm 27.4.2026

Gondhapaani: I'm giving him magic food. I am. Not just keeping it with me. Today he is getting 16 pieces of mutton.  Strawberry cream 8 cups. And 5 plates of chicken biryani with 14 big pieces of chicken. I'll give this to him. And ill have chicken biryani with Shurutu and strawberry cream with roohafza.

Genie: Give him 7 helpings of water with 1 cup of roohafaza and take him for a walk at night.

Gondhapaani: I'll do that. Shurutu will take him for a half an hour walk at 9 pm ist. And i wont complain and ill make sure nobody complains ever! Why is Shurutu bitching about Dalmatian!

Genie: Mod Bakar Alam why did you complain about me right now? Are you making tea?

Mod: yes. Sorry. I am feeling frustrated and lost and bitchy. 

Genie: so what's your problem?

Mod: i want to settle all the accounts and leave the bank. That is what I want. I want the right people to work in the right vocations. Sorry Genie and Mrs Ruma Sengupta. I wont complain ever again. Actually she told me to clean her room and I lied.

Genie: Do you need something from me?

Mod: I want to learn good English. Learn good yoga. And come for a Tarot session for half an hour and I'll pay for it.

Genie: Do you want to learn martial arts?

Mod: yes. Of course! And music and dance and reading and writing! I want to read Enid Blyton! Never read.

Genie: Sure. Buy whatever books you want from the kabadi walah.

Mod: that is what I did. I also bought notebooks and pens and paper and canvases and paints and crayons. I dont want to go to school. I want to learn from this Shangrila Cha Palace Gurukool.

Genie: when do you want to start?

Mod: Whenever Bahadur Beta allows! So this week im coming for a Tarot session here.