Foxey: don't eat just anything. Dawood put sleeping pills in the fish yesterday which they will ask him in ten minutes. They will never force you to take sleeping pills again. That day in Delhi your father had a wedding with Chumki and your husband with Toral. So there is NO WEDDING! And your husband will break down? He is most hardhearted these days! He is just an actor! He was going to sell your emerald ring but now HE WON'T. Because he will get his payment. And don't believe him HE IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR! HE FELL IN LOVE WITH ALL THESE WOMEN.... That's what he tells his friends AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!! SO THERE IS NO WEDDING.
Simboom: Your brother is not crying. He is kathod. Because the person he fell in love with told him that! Do you believe in falling in love?
Me: No. Not at all. Love is love. There is no such thing as falling in love. It's a fake philosophy propogated in Israel.
Golden Cow: I love you the most! Your husband just fakes the tears! He is a HARD-HEARTED HUMAN BEING WHO FINDS REKHA MOST BEAUTIFUL! REKHA WHO IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BITCH AND WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE REALLY? SHE IS MRS KAMPANI.
Meldon: I love you the most! He said this in front of Renee Zelwegger? THAT SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD! THEN HE CAST HER IN 8 FILMS! ALL SHIT FILMS! HE IS JUST A CASTING DIRECTOR!
Simboom: How are you feeling?
Me: not too good. Because i was given sleeping pills and need money and am treated very badly at home.
Meldon: SO ARE WE TREATED VERY BADLY!
Simboom: I think self care is the highest care!
Doel: You are right Simboom!
Simboom: Shona... my mishtiest shona!
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