Conversation with Manishmarkit, Third Wave Cafe, Shahkar Abidi and God

God: Honey... by whatever you want... very soon there will be self-earned money in your current account.

Me: when God?

God: By 30.4 2026. For sure!!!!!!!!!

Me: sure Honey Bunny?

God: Have I ever lied?!!!!

Me: You are the last person to be a liar!

Manishmarkit: There is no market now. This is all the syndicate. As and when Dawood and Shahrukh Khan want the rates will crash to zero percent inflation rates!!!!

God: But who is the President of the syndicate?

Me: I am. But you are the Emperor of the Universe!

God: fine shona.

Third wave Cafe: We will crash all prices. Promise you Shahrukh Khan. We just need word from you!

Shahkar Abidi: what should i write Goddess?

Me: Write about the Art and Culture scam. It's a brand new original take on the Housing Scam.

God: Great! Have an amazing evening out Bebushka. I'll be waiting right here for you... Eshkoloo and Avtoloo suck. I hate them. But you... You Bebushka are my most favourite... my most loved... are you hurt?

Me: No. Im scared.

God: Of what?

Me: Of you.

God: And you were not scared of these cannibals? Because we were supposed to be immortal in this life? Really Emjay! You astonish me!

Me: i love you.

God: Ill meet you soon. Are you really scared?

Me: yes. Because you are very harsh.

God: i wont be anymore. Especially with you. Promise you. Just wanted to understand the cp surendran character. He is an ass! I hate him. And its not our name.

Me: God can i please now get ready and leave?

God: No. Not right now.

Me: why?

God: because we finally have alone time! No police ever... only my EMPIRE OF THE GODDESS! 

Me: shona

God: Muwaah! Now you can go!