Goddess: I don't trust him. I trust my hubbard, brother and father absolutely.
Donald Trump: Then you are right.
Goddess: Tomorrow in the morning Narendra Modi and the national security advisor will meet you by 11 am and all your paperwork will be done to be the chief legal advisor to the President of India Draupadi Murmu. Nobody will hamper it. Nobody will hinder it.
Donald Trump: you got 18 150 tops because he duped you. Just like that. It really is all about the Banana Republic.
Goddess: it is. What do you think about governance?
Donald Trump: what do you think about it?
Goddess: it's the most important thing in the whole wide world because leaders are chosen when they win the hearts of the masses. Here democracy wins the debate! But it really is always a Banana Republic.
Donald Trump: you are the best debate specialist. I want to chair some debates with you on the right side with some people.
Goddess: surely!
Simboom: what rape! What legal case! Who the hell is eshna who is getting gangraped till 11.33 pm ist in front of Hussainbhai to harrass him!
Goddess: Simboom I love you!
Meldon: what case! What marriage! It seems like only they are married because everybody else cheated! Right Hasmukh Sheikh?
Hasmukh Sheikh: Absolutely! I just got my laptop back. Now ill work. Now Hercules! Do the protest finances well and take charge of all the legal work of Shangrila Cha Palace qith Donald Trump and Yathin Bhasin. And you ct not ct get to work because they messed with God's head today with false allegations!
Core team: Sure Hasmukh Sheikh! Whatever you say!
God: Honey... the animals are the chief guests at our wedding! No saat pheras honey. But can Mr Bhandari come please?
Goddess: sure. You invite everybody because you kept in touch with everybody.
God: Honey... do you love me more than I love you? What happened today? You got one top less? There was a shit guy there who came to check! That is why that happened!
Goddess: Ok Honey!
Mother Nature: Donald Trump and Barack Obama are great! JOE BIDEN IS AN ASS AND HE IS GEORGE BUSH.
Arun: Shona! Ill take you shopping in May as Arun and buy you some fancy decent clothes. And then ill also take you to an icecream shop and to eat northeastern food because that is your favourite cuisine. And then in June Arun and Doel will go for a pure Gujarati thali to a restaurant I discovered. And as for money. This finance minister and Bakar Alam character are fixing everything! Not just for you but for everybody.
Quasar: You will get your data back my little baby sister. Soon and Akshay Khanna is also a good guy who saw his family and friends in gangrapes all day long and he is zapped!
Doel: Is this in the Christopher Nolan film?
Quasar: Not at all because Christopher Nolan doesnt write that way! Im done with this media coverage, that media coverage. They dont even pay me for the information! So im boycotting them.
Dawood: So am I Buri. Especially Times of India! Never letting it enter this house! Which paper should I get for now?
Goddess: If you really ask me you should get a good Hindi vernacular paper or no paper. A paper like Dainik Bhaskar or Dainik Jagran.
Doel: Goddess what really happened today?
Goddess: dont ask. Christopher Nolan's core team is under attack by the news media till 11.5.2026. What do you want?
Doel: I think Ill just let it be and let Christopher Nolan work the way he wants.
Hercules: Dodo! What Law? The Indian Penal Code! The original constitution! The Artha Shastra! For the Army and the good citizens!
Meldon: Now you can sleep any time. Doel. You talk to Arun for sometime and say a few things to Mikki Shona Ma too. She is feeling really left out.
Mikki Shona Ma: Buri. Take money from the cupboard whenever you want. We will only go to eat one evening during Durga Pujo. Otherwise no Onjoli this year. And i got another extension.
Doel: When are your vacations?
Mikki Shona Ma: June. For a few weeks only. Now when you get married love me the most because I did everything for you without telling you.
Doel: Ma....
Mikki Shona: You were born to Mother Nature?
Doel: yes. I was.
Mikki shona ma: then i must be Mother Nature.
Arun: Baby! Dont laugh or cry! But our cover has been blown in a major way!
Doel: That is so sad because i worked so hard for this cover.
Arun: that's what! Ill keep acting because that is what i do but let's have a wedding for pur friends. Definitely not for George Bush. Definitely not. But for Narendra Modi let us. He worked really hard for it! And he blew our cover with Aringtingting in a major way! This is what they want! A wedding! And honey when you sleep hug me and sleep. And i read this blog every few hours diligently.
Doel: Good night everybody!
Kitoon: my ears! I love my ears the most!
Doel: smack smack smack!
Barack Obama: Doel. I never got married. Neither did Donald Trump. You must have been the First Lady when i was President and ive boycotted the media today! They suck!
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