Me: kind of Kitoo. Are you scared?
Kitoo: no
Me: why am i so scared Kitoo
Kitoo: because yo are so nice... you have catapulted to Queen of Universe. Life will never be the same again. Without wanting it you have vvip status. Chotto wanted that for all of us.
Me: now Zoya... are you fine?
Zoya: mom what should i do now?
Me: the cards are saying you should finish off all your pending work and take risks. Ehat should i do? I need someone to talk to.
Zoya: same here mom. Why dont you ask God?
Me: i talk to God all day long and lead a solitary life. Kitoo.. is this group chat fine?
Zoya: mom dont worry. Im doing everything.
Kitoo: now what are you scared about?
Me: my friends. My true friends. Im scared of my true friends.
Kitoo: why?
Me: because they love me a bit too much.
Kitoo: that is why there are tidal waved at seven bungalows this monsoon.
Me: now kitoo... i cant live without you all.. are you fine...
Parmeshwaran: no... all the dogs are fine and my heart is palpitating... are these pills all wrong?
Me: yes. All the pills are wrong... except bubble gum. Are you fine Abdul Razzak Cigarette Guy?
Abrazcigguy: yes. In fact mam the snakes are awesome. The snake dance.
Me: bum bum bole
Abrazcugguy: jai jai shiva shankar
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